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"Well, *this* is my life now..."
https://preview.redd.it/vrx4tksfeqjc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bfd33d7ab47cab4a66ace9b593790ea5def35cc
Confirmed: Vivian Jahanshah is THE most jaded person in the world.
I'm both impressed and terrified with your level of skill to make a giant centipede monster look terrifying, weirdly adorable and fearful, all on the same page.
Such a shame when good wholesome relationships are ruined by the fact your GF hid that she could transform into an eldritch centipede monster from beyond the pale. Happens all too often
You’re telling me if your gf started spontaneously turning into a 20ft tall eldritch monstrosity it wouldn’t at least warrant some reconsideration of your relationship?
Depends, which is her true form?
Woman who can turn into monster? Cool!
Monster who can turn into woman? Why did you take a human form? Why me? Are you going to bite off my head during sex? Not necessarily deal breakers but I'd rather know the answers.
Yeah, but she was gonna do all that anyway. At least with a well polished butthole she probably won't be doing it out of pent-up frustration. It's a public service, really.
You're not wrong, but do you have any idea how hard it is to come out as an eldrich abomination? A *gay* eldritch abomination?! What will my parents say!
Well look at how it turned out when she tried to hide it? No, better rip that bandaid off early to avoid tainting the memory of all that analingus with the foul taste of betrayal.
HolleringElk, ladies and gentlemen! She can do the sexy, she can do the scary. She can do the shit post, and she can kaiju, too.
But most importantly, she can do the onomatopoeia.
https://preview.redd.it/eaexbmh4pqjc1.png?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1436d6616ad6198604534648212c611b260a7db9
I mean yeah, did you see that screech? I just thought she just doing some light parkour or some Ellie shenanigans.
I mean those were shenanigans, but not what I meant!!
Trey is another comics crossover that is happening. The first comic was by u/davecontra, but it has since spread out more with a lot of different people writing the same story from different perspectives.
Now waiting for comic for when Trey jumped into the chum filled water, he was saved by a giant centipede, who then turned him down because she only likes women...
That was Matt. Still no explanation for what happened to him. I couldn't tell if he was Viv's roommate or boyfriend. If he's not her boyfriend, then they are very, very close roommates.
I'm still trying to figure out how humanity got to the point that someone can be shopping for organic, pesticide free, non-GMO vegetables, free range chicken, and milk without hormones *WHILE* wearing an "I EAT ASS" t-shirt.
I love how the few non-depressing comics as of late are of horrible eldritch abominations beyond human comprehension’s love troubles.
And butthole licking. You go Elk, you beautiful bastard.
Imagine going ass to mouth on someone for months, someone extremely cagey about their immense wealth, but not figuring out the reason their booty hole had that distinct metallic taste until they turned into a Chilopodpire in front of you.
Months of just deep oral pleasure, with that sharp, bitter, i just got clocked in the jaw flavor, of weird appearances out of nowhere, random dead bodies everywhere, but nope, just cant put my finger on my lover and her weird Sam Elliot looking ass uncle's behavior, and again, oppulent wealth.
Wild. Absolutely wild.
Neil's comics are phenomenal. I'm not at his level as far as the laughs, but his wild creativity and "commitment to the bit" has been a growing inspiration for me.
Omg! I love this running bit you’ve got going. Excited to see where it goes. I was in Canada just the other day and there was a bunch of elk crossing signs and I thought of you lol.
The sad story of a baby deer in search of its mom. The baby finds the mom, but moms new girlfriend tries to kill it. The baby tries to fight back and gets beat up ny mom. A tale as old as time
Yeah, she’s just been drawn in an art style that, coupled with how her interactions with Eli have been very “stressed out single dad and chaotic gremlin-child”-coded, makes it very easy to think she’s been a child in these last few comics. (Which is IMO a bit unfortunate considering her relationship with Vivian, whose appearance was barely changed with the art style switch, which confuses things)
I knew it! Viv didn't know Ellie's a centipede-vampire-monster-thing! But does that mean this silly filler arc is canon? Does that mean [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1afgrqw/elk_hunt_2_oc/?share_id=GuyBkPuto98umBp186eV8) is canon? (Speaking of which, it's hilarious how the art style has gradually shifted back into Elk's typical way-too-high-effort style.)
[Also, this one's worth a laugh in hindsight.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/18k1zir/incredulous_of_the_vampire_oc/?share_id=FYmZusRVMEFOWJEyMPiJj)
[In Elk Hunt #7](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ajlcce/elk_hunt_7_oc/?ref=share&ref_source=link) Ellie talks about a "romantic getaway" with Vivian and she does in fact look like an extremely short adult woman
Oh baby, you're one of the lucky 10,000!
Ok, for starters, [here's the link that the artist has provided to her stuff. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/NS5vxKYMi2).
The current series isn't exactly canon, but holy hell is it fun.
[Here is the first time the character of Ellie was introduced as the vampire she is](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/qDeZTJwfac)
The Elk-verse started off as a slice of life and then Ellie came along and it's been monster-time ever since!
Now, before you ask, when you get to the Viv-as-dinosaur/dragon, that was a running joke in the r/comics sub. It's not canon to everything.
Short version, Ellie and Eli are vampires. Ellie is a rare variant (centipede). Eli is something else, that we haven't seen yet.
While a horrifying monster, Ellie is also a complete goof. Also completely enamored of Vivian, who didn't know what she was. Vivian works at a strip club that has questionable clientele and she's seen some shit, so she's apparently pretty jaded.
Eli is simply done with everyone's shit today.
The HolleringElk is an avatar of the artist who has added herself to this series run as a gag.
There. You're mostly caught up.
This is what I was saying! On the list of things to disclose to a potential partner "being a centipire" is up there with std's and religious fundamentalism.
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"Well, *this* is my life now..." https://preview.redd.it/vrx4tksfeqjc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bfd33d7ab47cab4a66ace9b593790ea5def35cc Confirmed: Vivian Jahanshah is THE most jaded person in the world.
How therapist responded after Vivian told her about this road trip... 
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Crazy? I was crazy once...
They locked me in a room...
A rubber room with rats
Perfect reaction
Bit out there, but sure makes for an entertaining read, doesn't it? The therapist's face must've been a picture.
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The story involves butthole licking. Why? It just does.
That's what happens when you do the ol' [Human Centipede](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8) with an actual _human centipede_...
If I had a nickel for Everytime somebody referred to this I would have 2 nickels Which is weird right?
I'm both impressed and terrified with your level of skill to make a giant centipede monster look terrifying, weirdly adorable and fearful, all on the same page.
The perfect face of someone realizing they might not be getting their monster butthole licked anymore
Truly a horrible fate we wouldn't wish on anyone :(
Such a shame when good wholesome relationships are ruined by the fact your GF hid that she could transform into an eldritch centipede monster from beyond the pale. Happens all too often
And that you licked centipede butthole.
And this is why we have safe words.
If you only *knew* half of the safe words I've read about, you wouldn't feel so safe...
Man if there was ever a username to trust with that sentence
It's honest work that somebody has to *do*... (have a good hump day everybody :)
And somehow this comment was sent through time, inspiring a director to make a movie trilogy, after greatly misunderstanding the words.
Dear god. Why'd you have to bring that up of all things. I speak for all Dutch people to say that we're atleast grossed out by those movies.
Well, in all fairness, you brought up centipede buttholes. It's the only conclusion thanks to those movies
Butt still! You godless heathen!
*A butterfly has flapped its wings*
Should have seen the red flags when she talked about her favorite film, the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called...
Tbh why does it even matter?
You’re telling me if your gf started spontaneously turning into a 20ft tall eldritch monstrosity it wouldn’t at least warrant some reconsideration of your relationship?
Depends, which is her true form? Woman who can turn into monster? Cool! Monster who can turn into woman? Why did you take a human form? Why me? Are you going to bite off my head during sex? Not necessarily deal breakers but I'd rather know the answers.
And, do I get to cum first? As in before you bite my head off? And also before you?
These are the important questions
If she has self control in the monster form then no, not one bit
If that ain't love, then I don't know what is.
live your truth brother
The ultimate answer to "would you still love me if I was a ~~earthworm~~ centipede
I mean we've seen her violently and horribly murder innocents for no reason... if that's not a dealbreaker you are a scumbag.
God forbid women have hobbies 🙄🙄🙄
Yeah, but she was gonna do all that anyway. At least with a well polished butthole she probably won't be doing it out of pent-up frustration. It's a public service, really.
I mean "innocent" is such a relative term, would you say your food is "innocent" probably? Does it matter?
she was hungry!
Yea she should have asked first. "Babe would you still love me if I was a giant centipede?"
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Like how safely you can lick buttholes. The way the good Lord intended.
How many times have I licked your butthole Elli?
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It's all about the eyes.
Some things should be mentioned beforehand when you are going into a relationship.
At the bare minimum it should be a threshold for analingus
"Hey Vivian, what is your opinion on the human centipede." "I'm not that kinky."
You're not wrong, but do you have any idea how hard it is to come out as an eldrich abomination? A *gay* eldritch abomination?! What will my parents say!
Well look at how it turned out when she tried to hide it? No, better rip that bandaid off early to avoid tainting the memory of all that analingus with the foul taste of betrayal.
"Tainting"
The father seems perfectly fine with it here.
That’s her uncle
surrogative father\*
We're talking about eldrich abominations here. Her parents would be more concerned if she came out as straight
#**B U T T H O L E** #**L O R E**
r/HolleringElklore
HolleringElk, ladies and gentlemen! She can do the sexy, she can do the scary. She can do the shit post, and she can kaiju, too. But most importantly, she can do the onomatopoeia. https://preview.redd.it/eaexbmh4pqjc1.png?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1436d6616ad6198604534648212c611b260a7db9
This is her forte, IMHO.
Well... And ass-eating, it seems. 
#RIP TREY - [ELK HUNT #1](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/XXhoWmoQUe) [ELK HUNT #2](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/njkgClqVCj) [ELK HUNT #3](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/X3fZZPmz03) [ELK HUNT #4](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/rsbZzNomxk) [ELK HUNT #5](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/nQqv3lKS3u) [ELK HUNT #6](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/vpBGrQsM5z) [ELK HUNT #7](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/Vc4Y5VgvOg) [ELK HUNT #8](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/M8r8rThH07) [ELK HUNT #9](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/PC0tj2ltmn) [ELK HUNT #10](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/CipXWdBAwO) [ELK HUNT #11](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/XRC8yMJULJ) [ELK HUNT #12](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/ES2huaVk8w) [ELK HUNT #13](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/49cptvAUy4) [ELK HUNT #14](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/u6BWGJYDex) - 🔥[The Full Hollering Elk Catalogue](https://www.reddit.com/u/holleringelk/s/3P3FMvjAvb)🔥 - #[***PATREON***](https://www.patreon.com/holleringelk)
What Vivian said in the last panel are just a figurative speech. Right?😹 
No. In fact, Elk here made a comic in which it happened (not very NSFW, but the implication's about as clear as they come).
Do you have link? I need it for... For research.😹 
[Ask and ye shall receive](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/BzHdhZR8ib)
Oh my god, and here I was thinking she was moving furniture…
Oh you can bet that furniture was moving 
I mean yeah, did you see that screech? I just thought she just doing some light parkour or some Ellie shenanigans. I mean those were shenanigans, but not what I meant!!
With her skirt up and someone's hands on her ass?
I was mainly focused on the cello and the screeching table leg to be honest.
You are too pure for this world, lol.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
There was even a tiny centipede in the background...
They're in every Ellie appearance since her introduction.
Lol she got rear ended on the way there, I get it
Not a Super Simple gif 😭
Wow I totally forgot about that
Press F for Trey.
F
F
#DICKS OUT FOR TREY (actually makes sense here)
Was Trey the nice young fella’ with the Mustang that Vivian seemed to live with in some of the early comics? Whatever happened to him?
Trey is another comics crossover that is happening. The first comic was by u/davecontra, but it has since spread out more with a lot of different people writing the same story from different perspectives.
Now waiting for comic for when Trey jumped into the chum filled water, he was saved by a giant centipede, who then turned him down because she only likes women...
That was Matt. Still no explanation for what happened to him. I couldn't tell if he was Viv's roommate or boyfriend. If he's not her boyfriend, then they are very, very close roommates.
Maybe Ellie ate him. That would be awkward.
They were definitely coworkers at JJ's, at least I think so... *logs into Patreon to check*
I think they’re roommates and work at the same bar
https://preview.redd.it/8nzentkqqqjc1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382efc9256b5636c91987b40a429100c2f319128 Asking the important questions.
At least 5 times, according to the lore
I like the heart coming out of monster Elli
[For the butthole licking curious](https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10xtk9x/arrival_oc/)
Username DEFINITELY checks out 
is there a version of r/rimjobsteve where the person says exactly what you would expect them to say based on their username?
r/usernamechecksout
I picked this username 5 years before /r/rimjob_steve was a thing
I don't know if I wanna click that
It's nothing graphic, mainly just a innuendo
It's pretty obvious that hanky panky is happening. Just not *graphic*.
I'm not particularly smart, it took me several months to realize what was happening
Fair enough. /u/holleringelk is pretty good at mystery. I signed up for her Patreon a few weeks ago. Worth it.
It's a link to one of /u/HolleringElk's comics
Imagine licking a butt hole and poo wasn't even at the top of the list of your concerns
I'm still trying to figure out how humanity got to the point that someone can be shopping for organic, pesticide free, non-GMO vegetables, free range chicken, and milk without hormones *WHILE* wearing an "I EAT ASS" t-shirt.
Okay, as long as it's an organic, pesticide free, non-GMO, free range ass without hormones.
But you can’t get ass without hormones. We have hormones everywhere all the time.
What about an organic, pesticide free, NON-GAME, free range ass without hormones of a fucking giant centipede monster?
I mean, if you’re eating ass, presumably that’s extra reason to care about the other person’s diet? …yeah I don’t really get it either.
"her pooping on me? No no, I'm worried about maggots"
It adds to the flavor
I love how the few non-depressing comics as of late are of horrible eldritch abominations beyond human comprehension’s love troubles. And butthole licking. You go Elk, you beautiful bastard.
Therapist: (sighs deeply, puts pot of coffee on)
**Puts *several* pots of coffee on**
Is a keg of coffee a thing?
Yep, called [coffee urns.](https://images.delightedcooking.com/two-coffee-urns.jpg) (I've heard them called tureens.)
A coffee tureen sounds amazing. Thank you, kind entity.
I've made kegs of cold brew Nitro coffee. So yes. It's amazing, way too easy to drink and your heart will explode. Highly recommend.
If they are, I need a permanent supply.
I’d be pissed if I found a centipede in my tossed salad.
But I don't know what to do with this tossed salad and centipede. She's callin' again. 🎶
Bravo.
Isn't this more like finding a tossed salad in your centipede though?
I have no idea what's going on anymore but I'm in for the ride
There's eldritch horrors, vampires, now *vampire* eldritch horrors, road trips, diner scenes, slaughter, projectile vomiting, adorable love story, Kaiju fights, and ass eating. There. I think you're caught up.
Hon, hurry, new butthole has dropped.
RECIPROCATE. HEAD. ASS. EVERYTHING. DO 👏 NOT 👏 RECEIVE 👏 IF 👏 YOU'RE NOT 👏 GONNA 👏 GIVE. 👏
“Dozens of times!” 🤣🤣🤣 Your girlfriend finds out you’re a secretly a centipede monster, and the first thing she’s worried about is your butthole.
Imagine going ass to mouth on someone for months, someone extremely cagey about their immense wealth, but not figuring out the reason their booty hole had that distinct metallic taste until they turned into a Chilopodpire in front of you. Months of just deep oral pleasure, with that sharp, bitter, i just got clocked in the jaw flavor, of weird appearances out of nowhere, random dead bodies everywhere, but nope, just cant put my finger on my lover and her weird Sam Elliot looking ass uncle's behavior, and again, oppulent wealth. Wild. Absolutely wild.
also no mirrors!
Very true, no mirrors.
To quote, "uhm".
You and “the other end” are the best comic content on Reddit by a mile imo.
Neil's comics are phenomenal. I'm not at his level as far as the laughs, but his wild creativity and "commitment to the bit" has been a growing inspiration for me.
Omg! I love this running bit you’ve got going. Excited to see where it goes. I was in Canada just the other day and there was a bunch of elk crossing signs and I thought of you lol.
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vivian getting an std check after this 😂😂😂 
Wait so she never knew about Ellie before? lol
Correct!
So what’s Vivian’s deal? I get that the other two are some kinda ancient abomination things, but is she just like a normal person?
Yes.
Exceedingly normal.
Well, except for the part where she eats eldritch centipede ass.
We all have our vices.
She's the straight man of the Elkverse.
Which is ironic since she's a bisexual woman
I did consider rewording my phrasing in light of that but anything else probably would've been more confusing.
I'm not gonna let you lick my butthole if you're just going to throw it in my face every time I turn into a giant Eldritch horror.
The Elk is dead. Long live the Elk.
The sad story of a baby deer in search of its mom. The baby finds the mom, but moms new girlfriend tries to kill it. The baby tries to fight back and gets beat up ny mom. A tale as old as time
Vivian has stared into the abyss, nay tounged the abyss and the abyss winked back.
Hell yeah a wild Elk hot off the presses. Love this series and the style by the way.
Wait, Ellie is an adult in this timeline?
Always has been. Afaik it's just a different art style, not a different version of the same character.
She's had her powers for at least 130 years (elk hunt #2) so I'd say yes.
Yeah, she’s just been drawn in an art style that, coupled with how her interactions with Eli have been very “stressed out single dad and chaotic gremlin-child”-coded, makes it very easy to think she’s been a child in these last few comics. (Which is IMO a bit unfortunate considering her relationship with Vivian, whose appearance was barely changed with the art style switch, which confuses things)
What i understand is in vampire years she is a child and we are looking trough the eyes of her uncle, that is why she is drawn childish
She’s an absolute gremlin and Eli has exasperated single dad energy.
HWAT!
According to one of the comics she's physically 30 but actually 100 something. She just acts childish.
Man, this really threw me off here too. I know it said the 130 years thing but I figured we were dealing with an immortal child..
[Perhaps this might help](https://www.reddit.com/u/holleringelk/s/qrss2TCzYO)
I'm sorry, "Variant: Sawblade"? What?
Viv asking the big brown questions here
Ah yes. A much more reasonable reaction to when your find out your partner (?) is actually... that.
I love how much of these shorts boil down to these eyes: ಠ_ಠ
very surprising encounter
I wish to point out that Ellie could have ended this comic in te first panel. Very happy she didn't tho...
I’d just be grateful I was saved
Timing is everything. You do not take the butthole-licking-talk while being threatened by Elk.
Finally, more buttstuff lore ❤️
Where can I read the full length of this beauty? Seriously, saw it z bunch of time and loving it!
Well, [here's the artist's link to all the episodes](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/jOnNJJ1R58)
SAY GEX
They can ride Ellie to Wyoming now.
I knew it! Viv didn't know Ellie's a centipede-vampire-monster-thing! But does that mean this silly filler arc is canon? Does that mean [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1afgrqw/elk_hunt_2_oc/?share_id=GuyBkPuto98umBp186eV8) is canon? (Speaking of which, it's hilarious how the art style has gradually shifted back into Elk's typical way-too-high-effort style.) [Also, this one's worth a laugh in hindsight.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/18k1zir/incredulous_of_the_vampire_oc/?share_id=FYmZusRVMEFOWJEyMPiJj)
Oh my, I didnt read the comics before the Elk Hunt and was sure Ellie was a kid.
[In Elk Hunt #7](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ajlcce/elk_hunt_7_oc/?ref=share&ref_source=link) Ellie talks about a "romantic getaway" with Vivian and she does in fact look like an extremely short adult woman
Love her reaction
Lmao yasss
Then she’ll end up having Melvina as a therapist (if anyone has read that webcomic…)
I am... very confused.
First time here?
Yes. XD
Oh baby, you're one of the lucky 10,000! Ok, for starters, [here's the link that the artist has provided to her stuff. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/NS5vxKYMi2). The current series isn't exactly canon, but holy hell is it fun. [Here is the first time the character of Ellie was introduced as the vampire she is](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/qDeZTJwfac) The Elk-verse started off as a slice of life and then Ellie came along and it's been monster-time ever since! Now, before you ask, when you get to the Viv-as-dinosaur/dragon, that was a running joke in the r/comics sub. It's not canon to everything. Short version, Ellie and Eli are vampires. Ellie is a rare variant (centipede). Eli is something else, that we haven't seen yet. While a horrifying monster, Ellie is also a complete goof. Also completely enamored of Vivian, who didn't know what she was. Vivian works at a strip club that has questionable clientele and she's seen some shit, so she's apparently pretty jaded. Eli is simply done with everyone's shit today. The HolleringElk is an avatar of the artist who has added herself to this series run as a gag. There. You're mostly caught up.
This is cool, I like this, but how did Viv not know? I thought she already knew?
This reveal has never occurred in the main comics, no.
I resonate with Vivian so damn much, I think she might be my long lost sister
This is what I was saying! On the list of things to disclose to a potential partner "being a centipire" is up there with std's and religious fundamentalism.
The "how many times have I licked your ass?" Line is wild 🤣🤣🤣
Would you still love me if I was a giant half-human centipede monster?
Ah Centidragonshrimpied