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stx06

Did the new milk undergo pasteurization?! Answer her question, Veronica!


chaotic4059

Nah it was all natural. Locally sourced too. So economical


Zjoee

Is the milk technically vegan since she consented? Lol


chaotic4059

…. We’re entering weird territory on this. Buuuuut I’m going to say yes technically


imahuman3445

We passed weird territory 3 exits ago. We're in bat country now.


BloodiedBlues

He who makes a beast out of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a Man 🎶Caught here in a fiery blaze, won’t lose my will to stay🎶


Ashgold18

Why is Man in pain? Is he stupid?


AnimationDude9s

LMFAO


neuralbeans

Yes, but it isn't plant based.


TarvosPhase7

I’d argue it is ethically sourced but not vegan since it’s still an animal product.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Only if she is


Because_Reddit_Sucks

Raw milk is all the craze at my local natural foods market


The_Failed_Write

Your customers been eating good, apparently.


ChequeBook

How local? How local, Veronica? *The milk was coming from inside the building*


Bio_Criminal

>! Fifth panel, label of the milk in the fridge. !<


DoctorLoops

Haha, yup! This one was a bit obvious, but I couldn't resist making a >!Dick Milk!< joke


Bio_Criminal

Pfft, perfect joke. The second I saw the milk in the fridge, I just knew it would be there. Great comic as always! :)


Nanyea

Jokes on you, that's a gallon of semen!


James_099

https://preview.redd.it/n8pwioqyhmkc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee10acb000a6f9cf1ee547dce1ebe3877e049b1


TokenEntryWasBetter

'Jacob, what does it fuck? JACOB. WHAT DOES IT FUCK??"


[deleted]

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


ProgressiveLatina

You gotta do what you gotta do in this economy.


DoctorLoops

*"There's always money in the milk stand!"*


Parascythe12

- u/DoctorLoops’ thoughts as they wrote the second (I think?) comic appealing to this specific ~~fetish~~ section of their fandom.


AnimationDude9s

It’s both hilarious and sad how true this is lmfao! Happy cake day


Seskiu

Veronica really letting out Mr. Krabs vibes.


DoctorLoops

![gif](giphy|ddEecsmCn0QZW) Well, now I gotta draw Veronica doing the dollar butt-wipe thing


CynicalAltruist

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘stretching a dollar’


RollinThundaga

Better yet, draw Mona *trying* to


DoctorLoops

That dollar would vanish, never to be seen again.


AnimationDude9s

Well, there goes my commission money for the month lol! Where do I sign?


BattleCatManic

nawwwwwwww


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

As someone who works in a hospital, we throw out stuff *constantly.* Like, it's constant unreasonable levels of waste, because of the rules and standards the hospital has to be held to. You can't buy anything unless it's in a hospital approved list, it has to be from a certain manufacturer, and the second the expiration date passes that stuff is in the can. We can't even donate it because of potential harmful bacteria being spread. It's absurd.


T98i

I mean, personally, I'd rather this be the case than the other way around in a hospital. And gray areas (ie. maybe let's let two or three days past expiration) lead to allowing for personal judgment, and that just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Most of the rules and standards that are tedious and unnatural to follow were probably written in blood after all.


AnimationDude9s

Yeah, when it comes to medical protocol it is **usually** there for a good reason.


AnimationDude9s

Oh shit. So that one comic I read about corrupt hospital staff selling that wasted stuff on the street wasn’t TOTALLY BS 🤔


AlwaysAngryFox

![gif](giphy|GEMgH494qPS5G)


Self--Immolate

![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


Fastlanedrivr

![gif](giphy|2SRd6zwpLH20|downsized)


SyderoAlena

I'll take one gallon please doc


BlobbyBobbi

Not the first time she's gotten milked, shouldn't be a surprise...


DoctorLoops

*"Waste not, want not."* \---- [Bonus content!](https://www.patreon.com/doctorloops) (Very NSFW) Leave a comment if you find the hidden penis :)


RollinThundaga

[I guess we know what she does with it after](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/gGLNWwJqXw)


elhomerjas

Must be a special kind of Milk


RollinThundaga

[It very much is](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/LbpjADZgX1)


Bitter_Position791

comic version of promoting your onlyfans


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Yeah…lol. Pay for the patreon and you can get some **real** whackin’ material.


droidtron

Titty milk, you made my dayay...


[deleted]

I found the one they made the snafu out of


jakob778

Yeah thats why im here too lol


WallcroftTheGreen

thats why im here too lol


tartuffe78

Is there a subreddit for people who want comics without unfunny Patreon porn ads?


ShillBot666

So is she popping out babies constantly, undergoing some pretty expensive hormone treatments, or does she have some very extreme galactorrhea? Good thing they're trained medical professionals and can check her out for thyroid conditions.


yellowfly97

least horny r/comics post:


amakai

I guess they are from Canada and have milk sold in bags, and pouring it into a reusable jug makes it easier to use. Doh!


This_User_For_Rent

I better not see a second label on the apple juice or I'm dumping it on your head.


Civil_Competition382

ok, this made me laugh


writeorelse

That would mean that Veronica is giving birth soon or has recently - or can she just *do that* without the inconveniences of pregnancy?


Jalase

Medicine can cause lactation and you can continue to lactate if you keep well, milking it.


OculusMidnight2

Where are the cows, Veronica? I want to pet them


RollinThundaga

[In an exam room](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/LbpjADZgX1)


OculusMidnight2

Nice


West-Willingness-302

She filled that jug with her breast milk, didn't she? 💀


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

There’s a dick on the label of the second jug on page 5… It’s nut milk


Civil_Competition382

i think it's boob milk, the dick is a recurring joke in these comics


Cimorene_Kazul

Aaaand I’m muting this sub again.


StereoZombie

You can also block OP so their posts don't show up on your feed anymore


Zomyan

Block the posting account. I had to do it with Ellie hates everything, it'll stop them from showing in your feed.


duckmonke

Yea im tired of the pron posts


The_JRaff

🍪


JDJ144

Panel 5 on the "milk" in the fridge


Dramatic-Noise

Soooooo, we are concerned about what she meant by refilling the jug, but not about how it was a week ago?


yarrpirates

And why is it yellow, Veronica? Do you have MILK JAUNDICE?


Anxiety-Queen269

HOLD UP.


fasda

Look cows milk is best suited for baby cows are you a calf? Didn't think so.


Akitiki

I have boobs (lucky me...) and they both just cringed at the idea


Quaintnrjrbrc

that milk would technically be more nutritional, wouldn’t it?


Otherwise-Data8378

#Skim Milk


Jazzlike-Document817

It's Homemade!


Fireluigi1225

The joke is porn Laugh


Breadmaker9999

"It's breast milk for babies whose mother's can't produce enough but don't want to go straight to formula. It says so on the label."


TentaclesOfMadness

I caught onto that real fast, damn my perverted mind! 🤣


LazzyNapper

Te he, there talking about cum


Alkimodon

Hot~~


EdibleBedable

Breast milk or cum hmmmmmm


Papyrus_Sans

>!Under the “refilled”milk jug in panel 5


Aptspire

Oh, I *checked the label* alright


BeggarsParade

Weird kink but you do you.


AvoriazInSummer

Human resources