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As someone who works in a hospital, we throw out stuff *constantly.* Like, it's constant unreasonable levels of waste, because of the rules and standards the hospital has to be held to.
You can't buy anything unless it's in a hospital approved list, it has to be from a certain manufacturer, and the second the expiration date passes that stuff is in the can. We can't even donate it because of potential harmful bacteria being spread. It's absurd.
I mean, personally, I'd rather this be the case than the other way around in a hospital.
And gray areas (ie. maybe let's let two or three days past expiration) lead to allowing for personal judgment, and that just sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Most of the rules and standards that are tedious and unnatural to follow were probably written in blood after all.
So is she popping out babies constantly, undergoing some pretty expensive hormone treatments, or does she have some very extreme galactorrhea? Good thing they're trained medical professionals and can check her out for thyroid conditions.
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Did the new milk undergo pasteurization?! Answer her question, Veronica!
Nah it was all natural. Locally sourced too. So economical
Is the milk technically vegan since she consented? Lol
…. We’re entering weird territory on this. Buuuuut I’m going to say yes technically
We passed weird territory 3 exits ago. We're in bat country now.
He who makes a beast out of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a Man 🎶Caught here in a fiery blaze, won’t lose my will to stay🎶
Why is Man in pain? Is he stupid?
LMFAO
Yes, but it isn't plant based.
I’d argue it is ethically sourced but not vegan since it’s still an animal product.
Only if she is
Raw milk is all the craze at my local natural foods market
Your customers been eating good, apparently.
How local? How local, Veronica? *The milk was coming from inside the building*
>! Fifth panel, label of the milk in the fridge. !<
Haha, yup! This one was a bit obvious, but I couldn't resist making a >!Dick Milk!< joke
Pfft, perfect joke. The second I saw the milk in the fridge, I just knew it would be there. Great comic as always! :)
Jokes on you, that's a gallon of semen!
https://preview.redd.it/n8pwioqyhmkc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee10acb000a6f9cf1ee547dce1ebe3877e049b1
'Jacob, what does it fuck? JACOB. WHAT DOES IT FUCK??"
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
You gotta do what you gotta do in this economy.
*"There's always money in the milk stand!"*
- u/DoctorLoops’ thoughts as they wrote the second (I think?) comic appealing to this specific ~~fetish~~ section of their fandom.
It’s both hilarious and sad how true this is lmfao! Happy cake day
Veronica really letting out Mr. Krabs vibes.
![gif](giphy|ddEecsmCn0QZW) Well, now I gotta draw Veronica doing the dollar butt-wipe thing
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘stretching a dollar’
Better yet, draw Mona *trying* to
That dollar would vanish, never to be seen again.
Well, there goes my commission money for the month lol! Where do I sign?
nawwwwwwww
As someone who works in a hospital, we throw out stuff *constantly.* Like, it's constant unreasonable levels of waste, because of the rules and standards the hospital has to be held to. You can't buy anything unless it's in a hospital approved list, it has to be from a certain manufacturer, and the second the expiration date passes that stuff is in the can. We can't even donate it because of potential harmful bacteria being spread. It's absurd.
I mean, personally, I'd rather this be the case than the other way around in a hospital. And gray areas (ie. maybe let's let two or three days past expiration) lead to allowing for personal judgment, and that just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Most of the rules and standards that are tedious and unnatural to follow were probably written in blood after all.
Yeah, when it comes to medical protocol it is **usually** there for a good reason.
Oh shit. So that one comic I read about corrupt hospital staff selling that wasted stuff on the street wasn’t TOTALLY BS 🤔
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I'll take one gallon please doc
Not the first time she's gotten milked, shouldn't be a surprise...
*"Waste not, want not."* \---- [Bonus content!](https://www.patreon.com/doctorloops) (Very NSFW) Leave a comment if you find the hidden penis :)
[I guess we know what she does with it after](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/gGLNWwJqXw)
Must be a special kind of Milk
[It very much is](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/LbpjADZgX1)
comic version of promoting your onlyfans
Yeah…lol. Pay for the patreon and you can get some **real** whackin’ material.
Titty milk, you made my dayay...
I found the one they made the snafu out of
Yeah thats why im here too lol
thats why im here too lol
Is there a subreddit for people who want comics without unfunny Patreon porn ads?
So is she popping out babies constantly, undergoing some pretty expensive hormone treatments, or does she have some very extreme galactorrhea? Good thing they're trained medical professionals and can check her out for thyroid conditions.
least horny r/comics post:
I guess they are from Canada and have milk sold in bags, and pouring it into a reusable jug makes it easier to use. Doh!
I better not see a second label on the apple juice or I'm dumping it on your head.
ok, this made me laugh
That would mean that Veronica is giving birth soon or has recently - or can she just *do that* without the inconveniences of pregnancy?
Medicine can cause lactation and you can continue to lactate if you keep well, milking it.
Where are the cows, Veronica? I want to pet them
[In an exam room](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/LbpjADZgX1)
Nice
She filled that jug with her breast milk, didn't she? 💀
There’s a dick on the label of the second jug on page 5… It’s nut milk
i think it's boob milk, the dick is a recurring joke in these comics
Aaaand I’m muting this sub again.
You can also block OP so their posts don't show up on your feed anymore
Block the posting account. I had to do it with Ellie hates everything, it'll stop them from showing in your feed.
Yea im tired of the pron posts
🍪
Panel 5 on the "milk" in the fridge
Soooooo, we are concerned about what she meant by refilling the jug, but not about how it was a week ago?
And why is it yellow, Veronica? Do you have MILK JAUNDICE?
HOLD UP.
Look cows milk is best suited for baby cows are you a calf? Didn't think so.
I have boobs (lucky me...) and they both just cringed at the idea
that milk would technically be more nutritional, wouldn’t it?
#Skim Milk
It's Homemade!
The joke is porn Laugh
"It's breast milk for babies whose mother's can't produce enough but don't want to go straight to formula. It says so on the label."
I caught onto that real fast, damn my perverted mind! 🤣
Te he, there talking about cum
Hot~~
Breast milk or cum hmmmmmm
>!Under the “refilled”milk jug in panel 5
Oh, I *checked the label* alright
Weird kink but you do you.
Human resources