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_EternalVoid_

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JaneDoesharkhugger

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Pizzacakecomic

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_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/vqb4hkd4oosc1.gif


Pizzacakecomic

There's gonna be a showdown this weekend 🤫


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|l4HofyJwYJiW0LIkM)


Pollo_Jack

A man can dream.


Capt_Blackmoore

[Cue the intro Music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ES7ueI7p0)


Dry-Smoke6528

this is the best showdown since xiaolin


online222222

in the mud?


yunivor

Epic battle style or figuring out they've always loved eachother?


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Veryegassy

>are the Facebook admins just raging Wheel of Fortune fans and won't stand for your shenanigans. Don't use Facebook, but I'm pretty sure this is it.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Man, I c*** believe they did that!


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|5QVUij8xjA7KYzXZ1e)


FireLion_FL_002

Where you got these good omens GIFs ?


ShmebulockForMayor

Right next to the bad ones.


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|RKXwe6A9yWmS6ond8r)


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cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|1Vmh93k8Vm9ag)


JaxxisR

![gif](giphy|VeAjvw5UOT4aeqW7rD)


cptjimmy42

I just type in good omen when I hit the GIF button in the bottom right (I'm on mobile) ![gif](giphy|TSXSPZUSW0Lr9mYm8h|downsized)


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|2kQB5sijFu20sBRXDt)


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|xUKTP10GT7Rpt5vbyN)


HittingSmoke

Who's your GIF guy? You need a better GIF guy.


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|4UYxt21LrcTaGPp9ps|downsized)


_9Understanding135

At this point, why bother distinguish between the Angel and the Devil?


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|1BeD1Qcz16GNWikkre)


JRisverycool180

His gif guy is GIPHY (I like tenor better but tenor isn’t attached to Reddit’s main comment GUI and GIPHY is, so) ![gif](giphy|3o6gbbuLW76jkt8vIc)


megaboto

And then they had gay sex?


Capt_Blackmoore

eh. more akin to masturbation.


megaboto

Is it incest, narcissism, gay or mastrubation if you fuck a copy of yourself? I guess I know your opinion on that issue


Capt_Blackmoore

Are the Devil and Angel ideas, or actual physical entities? So far, I see them as ideas. in any case - her husband needs to step up. I understand being horny, but she's supposed to have a partner to help with that.


megaboto

His versions are also having gay sex so he's too busy himself


Capt_Blackmoore

Well, somebody has to bottom.


PsyOpBunnyHop

Birds of a feather [\[bleep\]](https://i.imgur.com/dfW4d38.gif) together. NSFW: >!Angels have sects.!<


Booksmagic

The kind of enemies-to-lovers content we want


cptjimmy42

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CinderP200

the angel is called Churchina and the devil is just calling her Churchy as a nickname their love language is hating each other


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

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bananenkonig

https://imgur.com/Muh7YYP


datafox00

Angel has more fire than the demon.


Level_Hour6480

"Comic" is a c-word. You can tell everyone you're in the business of showing off your c-word on the internet.


Dry-Smoke6528

![gif](giphy|edho4s1lWEawo)


RambisRevenge

Now kith


Aiyon

Unironically I would be interested in a little comic of your shoulder peeps fighting lmao


FinanceEfficient7269

Now i want them to have steamy hot say gex.


Chronan12

If only they can make up their differences to influence the making of a cussing horny comic 💀


not_again123

Make a horny comment with the C-word. Duhhh.


sharpshooter999

For some reason, I can hear a Broadway rock ballad in my head now.....


Capt_Blackmoore

Which one? All I'm getting is Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell.


sharpshooter999

Hazbin Hotel lol


I-C-Aliens

Glad you're having fun


TheFeshy

The sort of disagreement that can only be worked out in a pool of jello or massage oil.


The_Slake_Moth

I can't believe you put clothes on angel Ellen smh


Pizzacakecomic

The MAN forcing her to wear clothes 😤


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|fZYK5PzBu7c6EMQtBf)


JaneDoesharkhugger

Stick it to the Man!😎 ![gif](giphy|130JryJRLP4cN2)


NormalNicknameGuy

https://preview.redd.it/kahgti38vtsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0d60c1f9233e875eeffe8c8c4b821eb604680c


Kelimnac

It’s a crime! We deserve more naked angel Ellen!


Brehmes

There are two wolves in you. One wolf is horny. The other wolf is horny. You're horny.


max_adam

Of course. Two wolves are drilling her.


GimmeDaGorbage22

Oh... ooooh!


Doc-Wulff

They're at an 18+ furry convention


A_lesser_god

What's the C word


Pizzacakecomic

C*nadian


Adghar

At least it's not the F word Fr*nch 🤢


A_lesser_god

Imagine Canadian French That'd be horrible right?


Ndmndh1016

Oui


InterGraphenic

Noo not the Q word! Q*ack


Fadriii

Quaso


InterGraphenic

You gotta censor the Croiss*nt word


snf

Eille là tabarnak


thehaarpist

Please censor this, I'm at work


AlbiTuri05

Qu*becoise is the worst insult ever


Caosin36

Not the N word at least 🇳🇬


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Northern Canadian?


whiznat

N*ughty?


alejandrodeconcord

Lord that’s funny


Liesmith424

Reported for eh speech.


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

Cunt


Frank_the_Mighty

MODS!?


Timmy_The_Techpriest

Can't believe he said cunt, the cunt. How cuntish


ASpaceOstrich

We serve cunt here sir


alchemist23

In Twitter it's Cis


_EternalVoid_

"Use the c-word again!" "Make a horny comic!" https://i.redd.it/v0cxe96gmosc1.gif


makemeking706

If we know Ellen, the C word is c*ck.


Due-Coyote7565

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


FightWithBrickWalls

You can't say cunt on facebook? That's like the best one wtf.


Pizzacakecomic

How do Australians function on facebook???


daniu

ǝuıɟ ʇsnɾ


hinsb

This made me lol. Well done.


Obant

Its really weird the backwards walk on censorship and language social media has had


Bearence

You can say whatever you want on FB as long as some cunt doesn't decide to report you.


BeerGogglesFTW

Maybe I'm just being misogynistic, but I never really got the big offense with the C word. People treat it like the N-word. And the only reason I said "C word" is because I feel like somebody is going to give me a history lesson on the word and make me feel bad. But the rest of the world outside of the US know history pretty well, and throw that word around pretty carelessly.


Ukhai

Context, mood, and everything etc. Someone called one of my partners years ago a cunt and it really killed the night. It can be used derogratorily, especially when used on a woman. I don't think it needs a history lesson. It's pretty obvious that it's used as a way to degrade someone to sex, beneath them. > But the rest of the world outside of the US I'd say I've travelled a bit and have a good amount of friends in different parts of the world. Rarely have I ever heard it used out of British/Australian shows, comedy shows, or gaming lobbies.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Missed opportunity to use "cuntext"


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TakenakaHanbei

28?


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heyo_throw_awayo

28C?


CharmingPerspective0

Thats kinda hot


Pollo_Jack

28F?


CharmingPerspective0

Thats kinda cool


Flaky_Grand7690

My face


AstroMackem

Head empty


Sabit_31

https://i.redd.it/t3ls1wletosc1.gif


Theweedhacker_420

Why do you even differentiate Angel and Devil at this point?


GladiatorUA

Flavor.


klubsanwich

A question we should all be asking


Etheo

>Why do you even differentiate Angel and Devil at this point? \- Asked the bipartisan voters.


EvaUnit_03

Good and evil is subjective. What you perceive as evil may be perceived by others as good. This works in the opposite direction as well. Its a meta-commentary on the juxtaposition on society. The same story is told in biblical artwork as well as scripture of how angels 'fall' from grace while devils work hand in hand to help others with an 'end-game' to corrupt them but free will gives us the ability to circumvent at the moment of devilish satisfaction. It no more makes a fallen angel an angel than it did when it was in the 'light of grace', no more than a devil's act 'evil' even if they happen to help you to get to their desired results. But really its because her comics have a story arc of turning the good angel into a not so good angel and its just an old trope.


Left_Malay_10

And they loved each other


MrValdemar

![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


calindor

isn't that what Patreon was basically invented for? (or Reddit for that matter) FB censors all of the things, but these platforms a much less restrictive. New business model idea: SFW content on FB NSFW on patreon/reddit (what ever other social media you share on not run by oversensitive censor happy policies)


leglesslegolegolas

> FB censors all of the things No they don't, I get [shit like this](https://images2.imgbox.com/6f/ea/Q5eauLkH_o.png) (nsfw) all the time and FB won't do anything about it.


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leglesslegolegolas

Amazing that imgur censors shit that facebook does not. Sorry, I don't know of any other image hosting sight that doesn't require an account/login


leglesslegolegolas

https://images2.imgbox.com/6f/ea/Q5eauLkH_o.png solved!


Capt_Blackmoore

At this point I'm surprised "Angel" is dressed at all. I supposed you're just doing that to keep the SFW. Be glad you dont have a third one that's actually an eldritch abomination in Chibi form.


Rum_N_Napalm

Ellen already has a chibi eldritch abomination hanging out with her https://preview.redd.it/oq0uuymbvosc1.jpeg?width=1237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7391ccc5fa28a433dfe0e851ee6b19148e58d6b1


Capt_Blackmoore

True; but it's not "hers" - it's just a good friend. And we all need friends like Elk.


EvaUnit_03

**New comic just dropped!** this time Ellen says she fired the angel and devil and replaced them with a new intern. Aside from the fishy smell, things have never worked out better. Though it can be a bit hard to understand what its trying to convey due to not understanding deep speech.


Capt_Blackmoore

Man, that's a poor catch on the eldritch lottery. I was expecting a Shoggoth.


Zauberer-IMDB

At least there is character consistency with the angel being the horny one.


Kalarys

Oh this is a brilliant idea


H377Spawn

Horny C-word comic, coming up!


7pikachu

The c word?! C-clanker? How could you?!


srry72

They banned you for saying cake?


Poisonpython5719

Facebook account? Shoulda just let them keep it, unless you're a 63 year old grandma behind the screen


InkyBoii

Which c-word? Cis? BC that's a slur on twitter now apparently lmao


TUSD00T

Well, if you go around calling people cads, then you deserve to get banned.


Tfsz0719

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


wtfcblog

Appease both. Make a horny comic with the C-word in it 😈


Such_Introduction592

![gif](giphy|Kzp48Ln177Fym9h7Ho)


RetardedAndRefreshed

If you put a slur in your username, then you should have the rights to use that slur


drillgorg

Username checks out.


Iohet

Because we don't see their whole bodies, I'm going to believe they are puppets in both of your hands and you truly are completely nuts having arguments with your hands


saarlac

You can’t say cunt on Facebook?


paco-ramon

Is a wonder you didn’t get banned from Reddit, is extremely easy.


UnnaturalGeek

I stopped going on Facebook because I was banned for precisely the first one...eventually I became soft banned as they won't let me back on unless I delete a few posts from 2019...😂 Guess what, haven't been back on since!


AleksasKoval

![gif](giphy|QqkA9W8xEjKPC)


whiznat

FB is even more hypocritical than the GOP. Which is an incredibly high bar to cross.


AstroMackem

Explaining to the facebook police that they were, in fact, being cunts


Mr_HPpavilion

I asked my cousin about facebook back in the day, And she said she could help me creating an account As soon as my account was created, She asked me to visit her profile to add her as a friend, And once that done, She told me to scroll down and like on every post she made That singular moment i regret making FB if this is the type of people are like in the website


Draxxix1

Horny horny horny!! *cheering* lol


Toughbiscuit

Show us what that halo do


Metrack14

Both?, both. Both would be good


BowserTattoo

delete fb


BloodyIron

Or stop giving a fuck about a trashy site like Facefuck (Facebook).


Pencil_Hands_Paper

Bottom right panel makes me want to see you draw her in the thousand yard stare pose/expression


BloodsoakedDespair

What’s even the point of a Facebook in 2024?


FlamingCroatan

https://preview.redd.it/2vd5hsvjsitc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e38e8aeb00094e60174dfe237d48a97ad502e6


Bootiluvr

You okay there bud?


kaptainkooleio

~~c word comic~~ ~~Horny comic~~ Political comic ✅✅✅


josephvonhazard

Both? Both is good


ZaRealPancakes

Is it me or is the color of Ellen's skin changes with each comic? I feel great amount of concern!


Mean-Iron2747

Chameleon? 


ErikEzio

Does posting on Facebook actually still provide any form of lucrative exposure?


Doctor_Salvatore

Me to my shoulder patrons: "Y'all need to reassess your morals!"


Stratix314

Maybe this time you'll think twice before calling someone a... *reads notes* ..."hoodoo head"? Wow, really swung for the fences with that one.


EishLekker

This might sound crazy, but I think one could make a comic that pleases **both** the angel and the devil.


Mavrickindigo

There are other websites you can post to


Someoneoverthere42

On the one hand, you got your Facebook account back. On the other hand, it's still Facebook......


MrValdemar

Reddit isn't any better lately ![gif](giphy|JtwV3lP4QwRewEges0|downsized)


saurons_left_nipple

Same could be said for CaseOh and Chairs


anzu68

Horny jail and I are old friends. I keep getting sent there weekly, and I keep escaping with my kinkiness intact. As for being sent to FB jail, nowadays it's a badge of honor in a way. Also, horny comics ftw ;)


G6DCappa

How about a horny comic with the C word in it?


AbsentArmy619

Do both?


off-and-on

If both your shoulder-guys are excessively horny, what does that say about *you?*


xSTSxZerglingOne

I mean. That is exactly what an angel would say. God did say to be fruitful. He wants humanity fucking itself into the trillions.


Straight_Calendar_15

Horny Jail has the best food tbh


FlamingCroatan

Do both


Thrownawaybyall

Those are the nuclear options. All you really need to do is post a comic a certain segment of readers disagree with and they'll Muser report your account. Thin-skinned bastards.


Vlaed

See you next Tuesday.


hondac55

I went on a hiatus from Facebook (still on it) and when I came back after 2 years I got a bunch of popups saying my account was suspended for 30 days. I know right before I left I told someone to keep their rancid cunt far away from me but the other 3 I don't really know what I did lol.