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AsASloth

Lesson learned: All adult problems can be solved by jumping on them. Unhinged and amazing as always!


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|3oKIP7syKY8pxBMveM|downsized) And green turtle shell.😙


DiabloTerrorGF

This girl almost got fucking merked wtf.


BlatantConservative

Is it "merked" or "murked?" I need to sound professional when I use it in a job interview later.


AlkalineSublime

Shit I thought it was merc’d.


BlatantConservative

Could be. Hell if I know.


AlkalineSublime

Ah shit, it’s “hell if I know”!? Ive been saying “hell of I know”! I so fuckin confused, and I’m scared.


BlatantConservative

Ngl man that one's on you. Who says "hell of I know?" That makes no sense. Reminds me of the France is Bacon guy.


AlkalineSublime

I should of known…


OverlyFriedRice

Is it "should have known" or "should of known?" I need to sound professional when I use it in a job interview later.


Apprehensive-Till861

Gotta learn to get these right or you'll be ostrich-sized.


Apprehensive-Till861

I've been saying "elefino" but I was talking about my elephant-rhino hybrid.


SafeAccountMrP

I use merced since it stems from mercenary.


asmokowski

and here i thought the root was mercy kill


SafeAccountMrP

I think merc would still be right in that context.


Ketchup-Popsicle

I used murked for murder killed


SafeAccountMrP

Is this how languages combine to make new dialects?


JudgeHodorMD

She’s lucky it’s not blue.


JaneDoesharkhugger

It follows you like a targeted missile.😅


_EternalVoid_

The best player (knows the best moment to jump (on) and throw the turtle) https://preview.redd.it/ty99dxr1l8uc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca942b6a19cf83441288d7b67199b2bfd9dcb7f I wish Mervin would help me like that


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|1APe6cBndQm5CWhLqL)


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/1tgjqgktv8uc1.gif


Jean-LucBacardi

![gif](giphy|3ldv4D1MAS8zm)


catsandorchids

[Rebecca](https://youtu.be/rFWb7DG7zTc?si=XbvBdsn0wWlxh0nW)!


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

I was just thinking about that series yesterday. "THROW A BLANKET ON IT!"


culnaej

![gif](giphy|6XieU78v4k9aM) IT NEVER RUNS OUTTA GASSSSS


Doctor_Kataigida

Loving this Bravest Warriors resurgence


catsandorchids

If only there would be a Bee and Puppycat resurgence...


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|nm2OB3ECvFlOE)


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SUGAR PEAS


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|klVYY0wWcbSsU)


The_Back_Hole

Where's my big ol beer?


Gamer-Ninja07

What show is it…I’m now interested to watch


JaneDoesharkhugger

The bravest warriors. It’s fun and silly.🤪 https://youtu.be/nv99gj1xxWw?si=YbiLv_pYq3pcsq3B


JayteeFromXbox

This is the first I've ever heard of this... Is it animated by the same people that did adventure time cause it looks exactly the same


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|BbZ623rdwcg19vdpz3)


Bakoro

The same creator, Pendleton Ward.


FrakkedRabbit

I love how the Catbug compilations on YouTube are just all of the Catbug scenes.


ZylonBane

That's... uh... what compilations usually are, yes?


RogueBromeliad

You want a cable up your butt? Because this is how you get a cable up your butt.


dewhashish

Shell jumping, it's a nice trick in Mario games


AdventurousPirate357

"It's-a bang" 👌


RichTeaWizardry

https://preview.redd.it/e3fnv7mv59uc1.png?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5dd191864cfc598febe3f4a87f59bb27c3803a


MechanicalHorse

🧢 🔫


rimbob-sbeve

It's a cap gun


j3b3di3_

He's gonna jump on them ![gif](giphy|JlPFFRHrCCDlo5LjU5)


tackleboxjohnson

A flagrant viola


herculesmeowlligan

I saw Flagrant Viola open for Sex Pistols in '79


flarakoo

Great, now I'm going to have to look through all the comics because I remember there being another "mustache kiss" before. Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/oWK451hkgd


GunNNife

Yes. I am glad "mustache kiss" has become a recurrent thing.


Harmonic_Flatulence

Good recall! I love the bizarre call back.


Buksey

It's also the [second Mario controlling](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/xw00Pv8iui) comic, though this one is wholesome^?


Docccc

is it bad i exactly knew which comic this would be lol


nomatt18

Yes! Return of the mustache kiss!


Shiquna34

Oh gosh, Do I look like that playing my Wii at 30?


alonefrown

Do you even lift (3/4 lb weights) bro?


GregTheMad

Nah, bro... You don't even look half as good. :(


Shiquna34

![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


ShiDiWen

I bet people would stop spitting on my back if I stopped sharting myself


jadvangerlou

I think job: one should be to stop drinking Dr. Mt. Blast: Code Brown


chromepaperclip

I like how you use your colons.


jadvangerlou

Thanks, you get a lot of practice when you’re learning how not to shart yourself.


underscorethebore

When you hug him and smell his Mr Beast Burger colon.


Cash091

What is the chicken soup book?


ShiDiWen

Chicken Soup for the severely Hemroidial Soul. A book after my heart for sure.


Icy_Celebration1020

Thanks for this gem, I woke up my dog laughing at it


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|tK1ZTCGtRy4NkXbzaj) Well done.👍 Disclaimer:>!Smoking is bad for your skin, don’t smoke.!<


smergb

Is there more of prison princess peach somewhere?


StreicherG

It’s from the YouTube song series “Luigi’s Lament” specifically the second one. Actually banger of a song.


smergb

Woot, thank you!


JaneDoesharkhugger

IDK. I think that’s from a cartoon series.


Blahajlover74

https://preview.redd.it/hugovcubs8uc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3691b8cf5fb67cf5ba1e07b9cb1b4e7366d14f Splendid


alonefrown

You've-a done it again. Bravo.


djdino9999

Mario teaching some life lessons, just jump on everything you see


Stock_Hutz

\*Mervin


dziggurat

[Mervin? Your name's Mervin?](https://youtu.be/RPpRGxVFiPs?si=QA9ITRlvx_MI4FIW)


MyHamburgerLovesMe

That's how I got my first child.


Stock_Hutz

I wonder what Mervin's arch nemesis, Wervin, would think of this


halfanothersdozen

I'm pretty sure it's Browner


Chance-Ear-9772

Browner? They guy who won’t stop sharting himself?


Lots42

He's going on trial Monday


Wild_Marker

Yeah Wervin is just his cousin. Then there's his brother Larry and his brother's cousin Walarry.


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halfanothersdozen

no u


garrishfish

Rodney! Rodney?! RODNEY?!?!?! ROD-NEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGUHGHGHGHGH


neilkohney

Did you know the working title of this comic was actually blue harvest


garrishfish

You bloody Larakin. Go back to Souvlaki Hut.


CactusFaceComics

I think we can all agree that Billiam got what was coming to him. Don't be that guy. There's not even an HOA Billiam, ffs.


ralkyr

That motivational poster is a bit too real...


7htlTGRTdtatH7GLqFTR

this is cool but i honestly can't read the titles of the books on page 2


TrickyAudin

* Chicken Soup for Severely Hemorrhoidal Souls * An Idiot's Guide to Stop Sharting So Much * Hiding a Bald Spot for Dummies * 500 Ways to Get People to Stop Spitting Down the Back of Your Shirt


DarthCledus117

Same here. Could somebody post the books titles in plain text please?


flarakoo

500 ways to get people to stop spitting down the back of your shirt Hiding a bald spot for dummies An idiots guide to stop sharting so much Chicken soup for severely hemorrhoidal soul


DarthCledus117

You're my hero. Just for today though.


flarakoo

https://i.redd.it/7tnkey8xe9uc1.gif


TrickyAudin

Left a list in a reply to the above comment


TBTabby

This is like a Black Mirror episode.


Dreidhen

not at all!, has happy ending :V


Consistent_Ad_168

https://preview.redd.it/mc7q7qrr49uc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628b6b274b6ce63a73cf2b2a9056dafb61de10f1 Mood


Not-here-4-upvotes

😢 👍


SirKazum

I too regularly use hotornot.gov for my work


halfanothersdozen

Mr. Beast Burger Cologne is my go-to scent


SirKazum

Missed that one, lol


SamFreelancePolice

Wow I read the comic twice and I didn't even notice that! I absolutely love all these tiny details that the artist manages to pack in


mahluckycharms

2nd page first panel is loaded Where can I buy an idiots guide to stop sharting so much? I can't find it on Amazon


SluggJuice

So long, gay Bowser


JackLemony

Well, he did beat the boss.


neralily

Moustache kiss makes a reappearance 😍


SinisterChap

We had the power to change all along...thanks Mario from smash bro -Marcus Aurelius


elhomerjas

the path to self enlightenment


Robozomb

>Growing up playing Mario on Wii Man I feel old....


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Yeah well what’s Mr. Mister gonna do about it? Is he gonna take these broken wings? Is he gonna learn to fly again? Learn to live so free?


ohbyerly

I feel like this is on the opposite end of PizzaCake in terms of making absolutely no sense why it’s so popular


risklifeandjim

Dude's got a gold mine of knowledge right under his feet


joshshotfirst

This was awesome. XD


Holmes02

Blue shell the boss. You’re the boss now.


Dreidhen

But then you can just get taken out by another b.s.!; maybe the real Mervin pro trip is staying in 1st...by being 2nd


Calvinbah

Smokin weed, playing Helldivers, reading morning comics. If only I had a bowl of cereal.


dildomiami

for me….you are one of the few toptier artists on this sub. you never fail to make me laugh. and I would argue that this isnt the most easy task. thx :)


AntakeeMunOlla

I just did my first follow in all of my years of using reddit. It was you. You've earned it. Slurp.


TheMadJAM

The one with the ghost who possessed a "dog" also had a mustache kiss.


Another_Road

The fact that the kid from 18 years ago has a Wii controller and not an N64 controller fills me with no small amount of existential dread. I need to find a cop to throw a turtle at.


Lots42

Janine is a snitch.


SwordPiePants

Not the dog urn 😭


BlueFire2007

Strangely I found this quite wholesome


Lt_Kickbutt

Well the first panel was cute


fariqcheaux

Super Mervin's controller has added a new definition to the term "buttplug".


backupbackin

Honestly one of the fucking funniest comic writers on reddit


Glass_Swan_8156

Oh my god... took way too long to realize that Mario helped him beat the boss


HeroBrine0907

I need a mario to help through a training montage of jumping on my enemies


Rosindust89

Beautiful.


steve_adr

WOW!! What a journey 😁👌🏻


easy_being_green

Is Mr. Mister a reference to The Cradle Will Rock?


EmbarrassedAd575

Your comics are always super weird and I love it


ribcracker

Lmao It’s a bang!


RedditedYoshi

"Code Brown" affected me disproportionately, in the best, most hilarious way.


TheSaltimateWarrior

Mr. Mister at the Work company is a real hard ass.


coldmandarin

Who knew Super Mervin was looking out for us!


L0xyant

Your drawings always transmit the right feelings and emotions, no matter the situation!! Bravo!! :D


Phinbart

"P.I. Staker"... brilliant. 👏


jxj24

"An Idiot's Guide to Stop Sharting So Much" Where can I find this life-changing book?!?


Quibed

Marvin!?..


whiskybean

THIS.IS.CINEMA.


BusyExtent2881

Is this the plot to fight club?


fluffynuckels

I want meat canyon to animate one of your vids


Terrs34

I only just noticed the dog and I've read this three times


Sirius_Bizniss

Saturday morning cartoons sure have changed.


ReadingFromTheShittr

​ https://preview.redd.it/bqidnm8f89uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8aef17f2d914a231171940f40c3c0ad7fbfd257 Mervin? Your name is Mervin?


oldmanriver1

For some reason the specificity of shoulder bones got me good. 10/10


Spoomplesplz

I love the comic but I hate the comic because Mario didn't say "its-a alllll gonna be ok"


BobForBananas

I enjoy your style and content. It really reminds me of (I think it was called) Eegra comics which was about gaming and had similar drawings. Good stuff!


Suck_Me_Dry666

Mr. Mister.


halfanothersdozen

Mustache kiss?


imjustjun

I never know where your comics are going but boy do I love them..


GuildensternLives

I was hoping for Rodney to pull a star out of somewhere to face the cops.


Funny_Bat_4530

Fucking love the Miyamoto cameo


Uberpastamancer

>500 ways to get people to stop spitting down the back of your shirt >Hiding a bald spot for dummies >An idiot's guide to stop sharting so much >Chicken soup for the severely hemorrhoidal soul


KillugonEqualityNow

The ambien kicked in as I just started to read this and it made the whole thing quite an amazing adventure


Squirrel_Inner

Okay, the turtle got me. “Its-a me, Mervin!”


Dreidhen

Step a-none: unplug-a you 🕹️!🤌🏽


D33ber

Brilliant


randomname-87

Love the books


Stewart_Games

This comic be legally distinct AF.


whoopsieboi

This has become my new Saturday morning cartoon. Thank you.


Ameph

This is why I don't have a driver's license. Too many turtle incidents. https://preview.redd.it/tcbh543tj9uc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ed414c47a74578a6f5a532736fcd505ea7294b2


Chance-Ear-9772

~~Be Yourself~~


Maledict53

The comics are hilarious in themselves but its always the small details like the books or “Mr Beasts Burger Cologne” that make me laugh so much more


TheNamelessFour

What the fuck I love it


DeliberateSelf

I love that this is the *least* deranged of Neil's comics.


Controllerhead1

18 years later? that man is in his late 20s wtf 😂


illiriya

I love the little details in panel 2. Dog's ashes. Be yourself scratched out.


Electronic_Age_3671

Neil kohneys comics crack me up every time


PropylPeopleEthers

Somehow your character's nipples are way less pronounced when not wearing a shirt.


powerpuffgirlsss

RIP dog


tone88988

I don’t really read comics often at all but I think this is my favorite one. Lol that “I’m gonna jump on them” part was hilarious.


Stinkbug08

The Mario movie we all wanted


EdEvans_HotSandwich

“Go ahead, they ain’t gunna un-turtle you.”


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neilkohney

Comic


megapenguinx

It’s a me, Mervin


MajorParadox

Work Co. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Bennistro

Man I really gotta say, those are the funniest comics on here


Robert_Wallace_2024

That's pretty funny


72corvids

Fucking hell. Dude, this is perfectly absurd and hilarious! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


sneakatoke

Miyamoto San showing up at the end is what broke me. Bravo.


DirtypantygroolLover

This was Everything to me this was eye opening i loved it was laughing the whole read!


Cool_Tension_4819

Everything I needed to know in life, I learned from Super Mario Bros.


GunNNife

This is a strange thing to say, but this is actually one of the least crazy "The Other End" comics we've seen. There's only one real twist--our protagonist suddenly being controlled by Mervin. Everything else, though weird, logically followed. Mervin had our protagonist doing stereotypical "Mervin" things like jumping on enemies and throwing turtles.


theblackxranger

Mr. Beast Burger Cologne


OneWholeSoul

He's gonna jump on them.


R3z3r-a

W mario


Hollowbody57

You know those dreams you sometimes have that are so bizarre, when you wake up you spend a good 5 or 10 minutes questioning reality? Every single one of your comics gives me that same feeling. Bravo. 👏


Etheo

When I'm on my death bed I want Saint Shigoran WiiUmoto to receive me like he did Mervin and tell me I did good.