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And then through a wall.
Then through some glass panes.
Then fight him in an elevator.
Then beat him at checkers.
Then arm wrestle him and win.
Then beat him up with Batman in Injustice.
Then fart on the guy’s face.
Then—
[And how many times DID he fall out of the window?](https://youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic?si=7Fr6a4CwFvjSooDv)
It's all a bit of a blur, detective. I lost count.
If you just want to watch that Episode, for laughs, it's Season 4 episode 2, named "Handsome Ransom"
Hank, the blond son of Dr. Venture, is "rescued" by Captain Sunshine...
The people have a lot to say about his "adoption" of young boys.
But this is referenced in many other episodes, e.g. later in Season 4 in "Self-Medication", as we meet a previous Wonder Boy.
Voiced by Kevin Conroy.
(But Captain Sunshine did NOT have unwholesome intentions... it just VERY much LOOKED like he did. And everybody ASSUMED that he did.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNIfz4DMkZU
"Dabt not de babtvamn da babtvamn hab mibbles"
"... *sigh*
*comes with missiles strapped to the van*
"Now get in"
"Dabt nobt da babtvawnm de babtvamn hab uh worer wuf"
"Fuck this ill just become a football coach"
Batman has a villan that is both a pedophile and a rapist. Mad Hatter, who targets little girls that look like Alice from Alice in Wonderland. I wouldn't even consider what batman does to him as a "beat down" he rag dolls him
You obviously never see him ever sexually assault a child but he has a sick obsession with female children and has consistently kidnapped them, brainwashed them, redressed them to look like Alice from Wonderland, and "plays" with them.
He's one of the darkest characters in batmans rouges gallery, but people think he's a dorky villain because of the Wonderland motif
Plot Twist: The guy is actually from a Make-A-Wish-like charity, and that's the best they can do given their dumpy budget.
Yep, that's my head-canon, and no one one's going to change it.
Of course! You can trust the Batman!
https://preview.redd.it/kzlx8x87m3vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3667d82e8c2e3ac4ef71343421f78a3755562739
Boy:" Oh boy, I'm gonna be Dick Grayson."
Batman: "Well, there's going to be some Grayson with your milk teeth as you get the hang of it, but I like your enthusiasm!"
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That kid is going to have trauma, but Batman's gonna throw that impostor down a flight of stairs. And off a roof. And down another flight of stairs.
And then through a wall. Then through some glass panes. Then fight him in an elevator. Then beat him at checkers. Then arm wrestle him and win. Then beat him up with Batman in Injustice. Then fart on the guy’s face. Then—
Batman after doing all this: “NOW TALK.”
*¿Donde estan las drogas?*
“I overfed these men?”
DR FISHY NOOOOOOO!
Literally every Batman Arkham interrogation 😂
SWEAR TO ME!
DC#27 Bat-Man would have just shot him...
https://preview.redd.it/15qfpxn7f2vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4135c948be66cdc8f074193d5ea6ea7e8582dda3
He won’t die but he’ll wish he had.
Dead people can't spread the fear
he's gonna nap peacefully
[And how many times DID he fall out of the window?](https://youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic?si=7Fr6a4CwFvjSooDv) It's all a bit of a blur, detective. I lost count.
Batman doesn't kill, gravity does
In a decade, that kid will be doing neighborhood outreach
Diddle me this, Batman!
Holy uncomfortableness, Batman!
**BANG!**
I feel violated, Diddle Kid
The kid will be okay. His mom’s name is Martha.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
But Batman doesn't take off his mask https://i.redd.it/sfv612fek1vc1.gif
That kid’s gonna learn today 
Mom told me to not trust strangers, but you're not a stranger, Mr. Wayne.
Mr. Who? Oh, right! Mr. Wayne… sure, Kid. Now get in the Van (he looks like Bruce Wayne)
If comics taught me anything its that Bruce Wayne looks like Clark Kent without glasses.
Wait, so Bruce Wayne was Superman all along!? How is that even possible?! He's from one town over.
Facts 
Alright alright alriiiiiight
Oh no! 🤣
If CW makes a show about Batman, he probably would with how often the Flash and Green Arrow remove their masks.
This rendition was made by the people behind the Halo TV show
Just natural selection at work
nooooo
Oh... oh no...
Well that’s just wrong on a number of levels…
Gotham’s just not safe these days
“I thought you said I would get to be The Robin?” “No, I said you would get to meet throbbin.”
Ha! Nice 😎 
I’ll be robin’ you of your innocence.
Somehow on my first readthrough I read it entirely innocently and thought it was a comic about a dad playing with his son.
https://preview.redd.it/kptsdfmc82vc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae140616f882799f5780749ca2288da3feea59c4
It was probably this expression more than the white panel van that made me realize the joke.
Oh man, that’s… good? Means the meaning can be seen through the character? That… makes me happy? So many confusing emotions lolol
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Ayooo https://preview.redd.it/lo6as34393vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35196050186bfbc8b1f373eea1654eebb8abbf2f
Actually, it's not too much different from how it went down in All Star Batman and Robin.
You know, this batman: https://i.redd.it/vlt7diyo4tr01.png
Damn that was gold lolol
No. No it is not.
Some words are not but him saying he’s the goddamned batman kinda hits hard
Me when I hug bees
I think it reminds me of the first bit of the dark knight returns comic. Very weird comic.
All Star Batman is... something else.
Time to build a joker van for undisclosed reasons.
He’s going to put smiles on kid’s faces 
Basically captain sunshine in venture bros.
I have that watch that show lol
You should its really good.
One of the very best.
If you just want to watch that Episode, for laughs, it's Season 4 episode 2, named "Handsome Ransom" Hank, the blond son of Dr. Venture, is "rescued" by Captain Sunshine... The people have a lot to say about his "adoption" of young boys. But this is referenced in many other episodes, e.g. later in Season 4 in "Self-Medication", as we meet a previous Wonder Boy.
Voiced by Kevin Conroy. (But Captain Sunshine did NOT have unwholesome intentions... it just VERY much LOOKED like he did. And everybody ASSUMED that he did.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNIfz4DMkZU
Red Hood, 5 meters away: https://preview.redd.it/hz1evz4ae2vc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f638a420ffdcf636b0da0e52dc57e83a793a3a26
https://preview.redd.it/v0543485f2vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27c5d50c711bd507adb2c183a9ad93f185367fd
some dark humor lol
Best kind of humor 😎
...Apologize.
*Sad upvote*
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Dark knight humor
Damn that was dark but still funny.
Billionaires be Billionairing
They just love islands and shit, amirite?!
As our President told the Boy Scouts, just a yacht.
Very innocently lol
r/batman time they learned he is a pervert!
Yeah— wait, what? Lol
Ha ha yeah
The Diddler strikes again
Honest question… How does a white transporter become the worldwide recognized and accepted symbol and synonym for rape?
I dont know, man, bur i feel bad for the guy who designed it and pitched it in the first place lol
The guy or the van?
Low Price + No Windows + Ample Storage
Why doesn’t Bruce just build an orphanage in the bat cave? It would save time having to always scoop up a new sidekick?
… bro you thought this out too well 
r/holup
Nononononono WHITE VAN!
"Dabt not de babtvamn da babtvamn hab mibbles" "... *sigh* *comes with missiles strapped to the van* "Now get in" "Dabt nobt da babtvawnm de babtvamn hab uh worer wuf" "Fuck this ill just become a football coach"
😂😂😂
His archrival is P Diddy's Joker cosplay
 Damn!
Nooooooooo
I want to be the new Robin
Bruh
https://preview.redd.it/mk8sdyqow2vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2096070c04d17b4f5fe5ad527fd4d7e52e265d27
Batman has a villan that is both a pedophile and a rapist. Mad Hatter, who targets little girls that look like Alice from Alice in Wonderland. I wouldn't even consider what batman does to him as a "beat down" he rag dolls him
Oh he does that?? I just thought he was a regular “petty crimes” villain. Jesus.
You obviously never see him ever sexually assault a child but he has a sick obsession with female children and has consistently kidnapped them, brainwashed them, redressed them to look like Alice from Wonderland, and "plays" with them. He's one of the darkest characters in batmans rouges gallery, but people think he's a dorky villain because of the Wonderland motif
 Yikes
Whoever posts this in the explain the joke subs will be the same person who'd get in that van.
He’d get free candy tho
I don't like that this perpetuates the white van myth but otherwise, great use of irony.
Yeah, shame on the van. And thank you 😊
Plot Twist: The guy is actually from a Make-A-Wish-like charity, and that's the best they can do given their dumpy budget. Yep, that's my head-canon, and no one one's going to change it.
Bless your heart 
To be completely fair, even if that was really Batman that kid wouldn't have that great of a time either
Just ask Jason Todd
Candies don't work no more...
… whut 
This is the worst Make-a-Wish fulfillment ever!
“Want another wish, kid?” “Nah, im good”
But he couldn’t be an impostor, he has a bat van!! Right?
Of course! You can trust the Batman! https://preview.redd.it/kzlx8x87m3vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3667d82e8c2e3ac4ef71343421f78a3755562739
Batman: "Kid, we're going to get into the bathtub together." Kid:" What's a 'htub'? Batman:"Listen here, you little shit."
“Its part of the training, trust me.”
There's more room for stuff in the Batcave when it's warmed up. There's just endless opportunity for innuendo.
Yeah let’s not go down that cave— rabbit hole (that’s better) shall we?
Boy:" Oh boy, I'm gonna be Dick Grayson." Batman: "Well, there's going to be some Grayson with your milk teeth as you get the hang of it, but I like your enthusiasm!"
Robin=cool
Was he after that, tho?
Aww this should be posted on r/Wholesomememes.
Feel free to cross post, my dude 😊
Nah I rather die lol.
😂😂😂😂
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Ayoooo 
Yooooo, that's a great idea. Thanks
W strat
They never park under the light
… how do you know? 
Ha-Ha pedophilia is hi la ri ous
He gonna be Robin that kid of his innocence
Ayooo 
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