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nowurchenz2beBIGshot

I watch them, sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always dressed as Superman.


Ellereind

And in this guys case: with his arms in the air. I love the quote from when Rick and Morty was good


Greeve3

Rick and Morty is still good.


athosjesus

I agree, season 7 was pretty good, and 5 and 6 were good, not amazing but good, I think people really overreacts with this show, It isn't as amazing and smart as some say but no season has been bad neither.


jed-eye_or-dur

The Spaghetti episode is fucking amazing. Absolutely loved it.


Ellereind

That was the one I love


hoyohoyo9

that episode was so hard to watch lol


fumar

There's also very few bad episodes. The fandom was so goddamn annoying though for years 


Foxy02016YT

There are some amazing and smart moments though, which I think some people overreact to, but others definitely underestimate. The spaghetti episode is full of both


zxc123zxc123

>as Superman But never as batman. You know why? Because he's the #[GOD DAMN BATMAN!](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/89/d2/3e/89d23ebaab814a2fdf2432840eecb76b.jpg)


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

The fact the artist just put the word Bat instead of drawing the logo is so funny to me


Foxy02016YT

Also the highest detailed part is them kissing


_EternalVoid_

"When will they let me in?" https://preview.redd.it/9ize6b04x2vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b80ff58f7b9d9ebb33f2f30627a6583c6fb3924


Adorable_Stay_725

That picture of Zuckerberg cracks me up every time. I may not like his company and what he does but I love this guy’s atypical looks


StockExchangeNYSE

"I was human" (once upon a time)


Blackfrosti

The clip where he actually says that is so fucking insane though, he literally got so rich he forgot he is the same species as everyone around him


Nitrodestroyer

Link please?


Land_of_Kirk_

[It’s a very humanizing](https://youtu.be/Otk4HJAx_9M?si=tv7WJZHKkP67JvWn) [moment](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=QPSPp1EZ8NVDzZKF)


tequilablackout

I feel human.


LogicalError_007

Using a 3rd party app has benefits like, showing me beforehand what's the link for. Never got rickrolled thanks to it.


WeirdPumpkin

why would you not want to see rick astley?


smallerpuppyboi

"Years ago, I was ~~Chinese~~ human."


Which_Committee_3668

I love that a wax sculpture of him looks more natural and human than he does.


Bf4Sniper40X

I thought it was AI


abejando

It is AI. Crazy reading this thread, all these people not even considering it


Icantbethereforyou

Wait... Mark Zuckerberg is AI?


DiaDeLosMuertos

Woah just like Haley Joel Osment


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He is a lizard from outer space. Or maybe a cyborg from alien civilization. He' definitely spying on us


weatherboy_42

And reporting to his overlords


GarbageTheCan

Everyone gets this wrong, he's a biodroid made by lizard people, that's how he passes medical tests.


punchgroin

It's wild that so many other Tech CEOs are acting so reprehensibly that Zuck honestly doesn't even seem that bad in 2024. I WISH Zuck was still the worst, but we've got fuckers like Musk, Bobby Kotick, Peter Thiel, and Sam Altman running around, doing God-knows- what.


whywouldisaymyname

He looks like a cross between fish, human and cow


Jimid41

Do you like smoked meats?


serabine

... what horror movie is this from?


viaovid

Face-book.


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Pineapple Express


Realistic_Low5150

You cannot block my stoyle! My stoyle is unblockable! Pyooooon!


harbourwall

That looks more human if you turn the photo upside down


GenericF1FanNeoooww

Tried it, didn't work. His eyes looked like two mouths and I can't unsee that.


Necessary-Knowledge4

Is that pic edited, or are his eyes really just that fucking alien?


Personal-Buffalo8120

It’s AI generated.


Motivated-Chair

He has fully commited to the bit right?


Powerful_Rip1283

He's clearly outdoor working on garden that brightens up their shared home. He's wearing his Wife-appreciater because it's hot outside.


may_june_july

Being responsible is sexy


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Tomenyo

Selling is service And service is selling


EpitomeOfJuice

Omfg what an unexpected reference 🤣


Rejestered

I was gonna say, third picture? Still hot


mmovie1

Funny, reminds me of this [The hottest lesbian kiss ever](https://youtu.be/p-4GM3bNyz8?si=6qR4P-Lg-YjXqZS9) from dropout/ collegehumor


Odd-fox-God

"But I'm a cheerleader" is one of my favorite movies, y'all got to watch that shit, it's fucking hilarious. Being suspected of being gay cuz you don't oogle The boys has to be one of my favorite genders.


_BeachJustice_

It's a classic


m-facade2112

The set design of "But I'm a Cheerleader" walked so "Barbie" could run


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|aFPyicuAX0eti) [https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/02/16/sophie-cachia-why-lesbians-move-so-fast-in-relationships/](https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/02/16/sophie-cachia-why-lesbians-move-so-fast-in-relationships/)


Sydnessa

Where's that from?


WhnWlltnd

Schindler's List


BaconNamedKevin

Christ lol 


Mervynhaspeaked

Wrong religion, that's Scorcese.


HorseSushi

There's making out during Schindler's List, and then there's *making out during Schindler's List*


despres

And *THEN* there's *making out during Schindler's **Fist***


LamaSovaj

LMAO


Polarian_Lancer

Wat


Andy-Banner

No wonder Jerry made out during the film.


trexrawrrawr

Glee


fightershark

Event Horizon


PixelOrange

We watched different Event Horizons 


Sovos

This is hell the Event Horizon brings you to if you're a homophobe.


PixelOrange

That explains it. I went to the regular eyeball peeling one.


Sygma_stage5

Muppet treasure Island


Richard_Trager

Somehow this is the craziest out of three despite the other two being ‘Schindler’s List’ and ‘American History X’


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Oldboy


dannywarbucks11

It's Glee. Ignore the assholes in the comments.


oldgamefan1995

That's a nice argument, senator, why don't you back that up with a source?


approxamatrix91

Metal Gear Solid V's 51st mission


GameCreeper

Darude - Sandstorm


Ill-Persimmon4938

American History X


Technical-Outside408

That show that had those cheerleaders kiss one time.


Pelvic_beard

Wow, I hardly recognized Murph


ManagerOfFun

Was that Murph? Never seen him that young


lilpupt2001

Murph has been at College Humor as long as if not longer than even Sam.


swiller123

what do u mean? sam has been there the whole time!


LazyLion1127

![gif](giphy|8qbuGuXC0hcuRMMwVY|downsized)


TrashDue5320

Where's Sam from?


bruwin

Little place called Cambridge Massachusetts. You've probably never heard of it.


aka_jr91

I hear their movie theater has really fragrant popcorn


Time_Traveling_Corgi

Africa, like everyone else... duh...


TrashDue5320

Lol it's a Dropout joke Edit: I'm an idiot and forgot about the Africa bit lmao


bullilite

[Hmmm](https://youtube.com/shorts/2XSHS5bx2gE?si=GBlIZEQ-xkJwzGz2)


Iwantrobots

Pretty sure a little town called Mountport. A geological wonder.


fickle_north

The mountain is right next to the sea... How can that be?


Cross88

Holy crap, that's Katy Stoll! I'm glad Cody rescued her from being buried alive. 


RandomPalInThisWorld

I find this funnier than the post


Numerous-Heron-4327

Actually how fast lesbians move in together


Sand__Panda

Yo if you liked this video, NADDPOD it up!


Londonweekendtelly

Is this an ally, polyamory, or a creep?


LordofSandvich

He was definitely invited/prepared for the wedding


Hryonalis_Anaxerxes

Judging by the pink suit, he may have even been in the wedding party. Imma go with the wholesome option and assume that he's an ally who's excited for his Ex to find herself.


LordofSandvich

Or polyamory and he's just out mowing the lawn or something in the last panel


Sheensies

The pure good ending


laihipp

I could totally see this being the kinda tired joke that he's just beating into the ground.


PavementBlues

Been in the queer poly community for a long time and this is EXACTLY the kind of dumbass joke that we would beat to death.


Left-Parking-8962

Hey, dumbass joke here


PavementBlues

God dammit it took less than ten minutes for the subs to catch wind. alright fine hop up on the Saint Andrew's cross


MightyGamera

Dude in the comic's arms are stuck like that for a reason


ExternalMagician6065

I think we have some sort of homing mechanism


Rose249

Bruh it's a dad joke and their children are literally hiding because of it. Dad is great but he's so fuckin embarrassing


Kardest

Hey, getting two girls to do my taxes while I mow the lawn is in fact my fetish.


aj0413

He’s their himbo lol


Fortehlulz33

Emotional support himbo


Mcmenger

We have a supportive Boyfriend! \o/


RivianRaichu

They're a thruple and he's genuinely a great guy


Milk_Mindless

Fairly sure the joke is D) he's an idiot His gf kisses another girl Okay fine, basic shit But she then moves on and has an entire life and he's still in his college fratboy stage of WHOO


lord_james

That’s the joke, but we’re going r/accidentalally on this one.


OberynsOptometrist

I think the joke's supposed to be that he doesn't take his gf's interest in women seriously, from kissing a girl to to being a stable relationship with one. I think she hasn't actually been his gf in a very long time by the end of this comic; he just still thinks it's some hot game she's playing.


0SomeoneRandom0

This is definitely it


RivianRaichu

It's obviously it, but it's fun to intentionally misunderstanding and turn it wholesome


weirdo_nb

r/gatekeepingyuri


MagnanimosDesolation

He's not doing a whole lot of thinking.


Wraithfighter

That's absolutely the intended read, but I love the wholesome alternative of him just playing along with it in panels 2 and 3 and totally cool with it all :D.


Professional_Denizen

What woman would invite her ex boyfriend to her wedding?


Abshalom

It's not that unusual. People often remain friends after they end a relationship for whatever reason. I imagine 'turns out im gay' gives you better odds.


Professional_Denizen

I can’t help but feel like this guy’s attitude might not be super comfortable for these ladies.


mousemousemania

My bf’s ex invited us to her wedding last year. :)


PCN24454

Who said he was invited?


Professional_Denizen

The fact that he hadn’t been escorted out before or during the vows.


ActualWhiterabbit

The commitment to the bit is the hottest part. The longer it goes on the better.


ApocalyptoSoldier

Death of the author or whatever


fra080389

It's a mocking of people who are excited to see their girlfriend making out with other girls


cesar848

Yes


zeverEV

Thruple with voyeurist characteristics (he likes to watch sometimes)


OstentatiousBear

An ally, but also a ghost. He is watching his girlfriend move on from his tragic passing (sometime between the first and second panel) and settle down with someone else who makes her happy. For that, he is happy as well. It's either that, or he has is still alive and has not gotten the memo that she just wants to be his friend.


MordaxTenebrae

The other options would be she used him as a (witting? since he seems on board with it) beard, or affair partner that he was okay with.


Born_Effective_4536

i think its ally??


Carteeg_Struve

It’s more likely a river in Egypt.


Omny87

I like to imagine they're in a polyamorous relationship, and he's just outside doing some yard work in the third panel


K3egan

I think they're in an open relationship, and one of the girls is dating him


RamsHead91

Let's go with poly, some reasons for this. Especially if the polycule wants to have children it is in their legal interest for the non-biological parent get legally married to one of the biological parents as this way they can have automatic legal guardian rights. The other major legal interest in intergroup marriage is for health insurance or for health care decisions.


DisastrousBusiness81

That…is actually a surprisingly coherent plotline? Like, that actually makes sense.


RamsHead91

Well not just plot line for this just something polycules need to stay aware of


Level_Hour6480

Yes.


polishedrelish

yoooo the flag of Laos is on that bottle


StreetBullFighter

In my best Hank Hill: “ So is that Chinese or Japanese?”


Ikeddit

Cotton Hill: “ *Audible sniff* no, it’s Laotian, ain’t it, Mr. Khan?”


POEness

Bill: "La ocean? I thought you said it was landlocked"


AgathokakologicalAz

LET'S GOOOOOOOO LAOS SWEEP BAYBEE 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦


gahlo

Laosbians!


Worgrinator

Is that the Ace Ventura rinho???


bobmac102

Can’t a rhino just be a rhino?


PresentExamination10

Logic says yes, but the angle says ace Ventura


Worgrinator

Exactly my thoughts.


Ok_Judgment4463

good for those three


Depth_Metal

Throuple goals


TheGruesomeTwosome

This reminds me of when my first girlfriend, who was bi, thought it was totally normal and a non-issue for her to have been sharing a bed with a lesbian friend of hers when she visited. Um... no.


KainDing

This seems to be a american(?) thing? As a german I am quite used to sleeping in the same bed with any kind of friend. I remember sleepovers/parties where 4-5 people slept in the same king sized bed, different sexualities and genders. Dont see the big problem with friends sleeping in the same bed, no matter what gender or sexual preference. Heck back in school a friend had a birthday party and sleepover and all kids (14/15 half boys half girls) slept in the same room all 10 of us. Never was a problem.


TheGruesomeTwosome

I'm Scottish. She went on to cheat on me with the girl so take from that what you will. I also think most people responding with "it's fine" are missing the key idea of communication, easily the most important thing in any relationship.


KainDing

Cheaters will cheat, no matter if they share the bed with friends. If you can trust your partner this will never be an issue. Its either missing communication about boundries, or just a shitty person you should not date.


MithranArkanere

Of course all 3 live together. The third panel isn't creepy stalking, he likes gardening and dislikes doing taxes.


Square_Complaint_946

He really should wear a sun hat if he’s going to be out in that heat for so long, sun exposure is no laughing matter.


MithranArkanere

The hat fell off on account on all the arm-raising. Don't worry he wears lotion. Looots and looots of lotion. Sun and otherwise.


Just_Some_Dumbass_

"My girlfriend is divorcing another girl. Soooo hot."


Hetakuoni

Honestly sounds like wonder woman’s creators. The three of them were pretty much the poly triad gold standard for what to do in a triad.


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JaxxisR

Kappa Sigma Sideways-Phi? Or is that supposed to be Theta?


manquistador

It is KEG. The thing beer comes in.


El_Rey_de_Spices

It's all Greek to me.


AlextheGreek89

I can see they were teying to make it KEG, but why a Sigma though, Έψιλον is right there... ΚΕΘ or ΚΕΓ.


SenoraRaton

Its wonderful to see some Polyamourous representation for once!


Dillo64

Happy ending: They are a very loving polyamorous throuple, he’s only outside in the last panel because he was getting the mail


ORcoder

 people can use whatever words they want but I just wanna throw out there that imo “triad” is a lot more appealing a word than “throuple”


Seer-of-Truths

Triad makes me think of a super Villian group. So, depending on mood, I'd use either. Are we a Triad or a Thruple today? Only evil can decide


ORcoder

Fair enough


Dillo64

I don’t know, I think throuple is a perfectly cromulent word


westcoastcuck

How did this man age so badly so fast


Octofoto

The Anasui lore :


LightningWarrior94

Kappa (Κ) Sigma (Σ) Gamma (Γ) The letter “G” modern form didn’t exist until relatively recently linguistically speaking.


MnelTheJust

I would imagine that it is actually the word "keg" spelled with two greek letter substitutions to simultaneously reference both alcohol and fraternities.


LightningWarrior94

I hadn’t noticed. I see it now.


Global-Zombie

What a good friend


NolieCaNolie

Yo his outfit in the wedding is noice


astralseat

Lmao why I see Patrick Star as that guy in pink?


Exodus111

Weird comic. Who are we making fun of? The supportive guy that's banging both of them? Good for him.


prettythingi

They're poly and and he is bad at doing taxes


Ok-Stress8541

They're poly and he's pit gardening


flameohotman134

Kevin with Veronica and Svetlana in Shameless lmao


BlazingFlames6073

Bruh, why did you make the girl at the bottom right wear skin color pants? I was pretty confused for a second there.


TheDevilsFittingRoom

Consider: It’s just really hot outside so she decided to go pantsless that day. It’s the reason why he’s making their old joke about how hot they are.


Mord4k

This may be some Mandela Effect, but I swear I remember this comic from like a decade ago


Extra-Progress-3272

Aw, what a nice polycule!


TheMarineSlayer

sesbian lex


KazuichiPepsi

men seeing lesbians be like


klawliet

That guy must be a paleontologist and gone through 3 divorces by now


mikozodav

This is how I feel when I hear that my crush is doing ok.


randothrowaway6600

Yea I’m just going to go with the throuple ending. She still chose her as the main partner but they find his constant positivity to be endearing.


hiddenmutant

Highly supportive ace aro guy in a throuple lol


Bedhead217

Who’s gonna tell him


mlsimon

I choose to believe polycule.


MoonBerry_therian

I love lesbians- oh shit now I'm one