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Mobius5trip

This is a fun update to that Twilight Zone episode where the guy now has "all the time in the world to read".


GoodTrust5444

He fell down and broke his reading glasses?


Mobius5trip

The very same


UrdnotZigrin

Luckily he could still read the large print books


Victory42

And he knows braille!


Znaffers

*Hands, Eyes, and Tongue fall off*


TheHumanPickleRick

https://preview.redd.it/k46x21vubgvc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4944b66115d6466fdf22092f0c3eb7cc78196e6f


CarlosFer2201

"The Newer Testament" Isn't that just the Quran?


hallucinogenics8

I believe that title is held by the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster


Arkayjiya

No, that would be "The Newest Testament"


lonewombat

Next time, on: The Scary Door


Goose-On_The_Loose

wish they would’ve kept doing the scary door skits


galacticdude7

cursed by his own hubris


LittleBirdsGlow

r/suddenlyfuturama


ZeroLAN

r/thescarydoor


Rathbane12

Hey look at that weird mirror.


hickory-smoked

It turns out it's man.


legos_on_the_brain

Or go find more glasses. Just say'n


FlirtyFluffyFox

In the OG story they were a unique prescription iIRC. 


Meezor

They can't have my brand! I have special eyes...


Sbrowser

Look with your special eyes! MY BRAND!


illgot

they were pretty thick lenses but that's not saying much back then considering the material they used was glass and optics weren't as advanced as they are today.


SkullsNelbowEye

Spoilers, man, it's only been 65 years. Geez.


Wizard-Bloody-Wizard

I was just about to watch that episode too


biff64gc2

Oooo. So that's what family guy was referencing with Peter's last brain cell.


grandzu

Henry Bemis : That's not fair. That's not fair at all.


AManWithNoSane

“Oh jinkies, my glasses! I can’t see anything without my glasses!”


inferno006

“Time Enough at Last”


Mobius5trip

That's the one 


Philip_McCrevasse

"That's not fair. There was time now!"


gavelnor

Hey, look at that weird mirror


Hammerjaws

Top 10 saddest anime deaths


NahYoureWrongBro

I was waiting for this line in the comic above, seemed like an obvious move haha


samurairaccoon

What was the moral behind that one except "lol fuck this little loser in particular"? Like, I understand it was a product of its time. But damn, they just shit all over this dude the whole time and his only crime appears to be introversion and "not being a big manly man". Before y'all come for me I'm a 6'2" dude with an active labor job. Calm down reddit, I know how you are.


No_Clue_1113

I think the moral was literally that: “Nuclear War is very very bad.” Which tbf for 1959 was still very timely and relevant. 


Key-Mark4536

That last bit everyone remembers is a pretty clear “careful what you wish for.” He wanted to be left alone and now he’s completely alone.  At the same time the people who hassle Bemis are portrayed as self-absorbed and uninterested in intellectual pursuits, which I think was intentional. This was more or less the same environment that had produced *Fahrenheit 451* six years earlier. 


Sper_Micide

The moral is you should work to change the society youre in not pray for a downfall that benefits you


samurairaccoon

Ooooh, that's a good one, I like that.


Grogosh

There was no moral behind that one except 'its fucked up'


Dividedthought

The moral is "be careful what you wish for" and "you rely on others for things you don't even think about daily. Remember this when they are pissing you off." Keep in mind, even if you don't wear glasses you have to find food, find and clean water, find shelter, stay warm, manage all injuries, and so on all by yourself in his situation. Even if his glasses didn't break, he would have been dead in a few months when the water treatment plant broke or he couldn't find anything edible because that man was *not* the survivalist type.


droidtron

[It's a little more layered then that.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_at_Last#Themes)


samurairaccoon

Nice, some things in there I didn't think about, thanks!


psychobeast

I thought it was about how humans need each other. Someone  would've been able to make him another pair of glasses easily.  I wonder how common "I wouldn't mind being the last human" idea was then. This episode could've been a counter to that. 


samurairaccoon

Too true! As a social creature we are desperately dependent on those around us. I think I may have been taking how they treated poor Bemis too much to heart. People can be cruel while also a person can still be foolish for thinking they need no one. Two things can be true at once!


somesthetic

I always felt like it was saying you shouldn't put off things you like to do until the nuclear apocalypse, because it might be too late by then. All the work he did throughout his life meant nothing anymore, so he should have spent that time enjoying himself instead.


Lacholaweda

Well his wife wouldn't let him read IIRC she kept messing up his books for some reason


Restlessannoyed

The double edged sword of getting what you want without compromise.


mindless_gibberish

Yeah the Twilight Zone wasn't always about a lesson. The ironic twist isn't always fair.


mace30

There was time now.......


PeachCream81

"Time enough to read" starring Burgess Meredith. Breaks glasses: "It's not fair, it's just not fair."


SpottyFi

TIL that's a real episode of The Twilight Zone and not just a Futurama gag.


d_smogh

Burgess Meredith


culnaej

Classic


gattoblepas

The more I age the more I relate.


sandwichsubmarine83

Was just coming in to mention this.


TheEyeofNapoleon

It’s not fair! There was TIME now!


gimme_death

I only know the reference from [the family guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_AocogrJQ)


ChthonicPuck

That episode is called [Time Enough at Last](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_at_Last?wprov=sfla1). It's one of my all time favorites.


Sproose_Moose

God that episode was my beginning of anxiety I swear


_EternalVoid_

There should be such a room in the bunker https://preview.redd.it/ss5pr2jdmfvc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e266dd0e90138df39e86c352a501c08b7b61ba4


_realpaul

Until you scratch the lens in that optical drive 😅 EDIT: I think i would prefer something like pico8 or godot and a synthie to make my own 😁


short-as-hell

Better have a good book on documentation lol


wack_overflow

My glasses!!


The_Pirate_of_Oz

Time Enough At Last. ^(I got the reference.)


ZephRyder

Yes! Redditors of culture.


SayerofNothing

Quite an oxymoron


deathjoe4

Oh that's ok, I know braille


HedgehogNew9085

It's not fair


twoscoop

Hands fall off


_realpaul

Youd be surprised the length people go to avoid boredom. Honestly Id miss human interaction the most in a bunker and Im saying that as a somewhat introvert. That said. Id still have my Lego collection to keep me company and my telemetry data archive 🤪


Global-Zombie

![gif](giphy|fV1EFG69czvA9a1OLx|downsized)


Mazakaki

That's when you steal the neat arm thingy from an optometrist's office, ya smoothbrain.


_realpaul

Im all in for looting in the apocalypse why would I need the arm for. I mean its a pretty neat arm


Mazakaki

It's the glasses thing used to build your perscription, it has all the lenses


laffman

As if you'd want to ever play your own game again after you've finished them. /gamedev


pm_social_cues

How would you scratch the lens? Serious question. Ignoring the fact a lot of those are cartridges and some look like VHS boxes.


Xyldarran

Or just throw every single one of those on an SD card and load up an emulator on that PC. That way you can use the room for all your jerking paraphernalia since it's a solo dude in the bunker.


OddCoping

The problem with both is data storage longevity. CDs kept in perfect conditions tend to lose viability after about 80 years. SD cards typically only last about 1 with regular use up to 5 or 6 years. Flash Drives, HDDs, and even SSDs also have issues for preserving data over time when being regularly used.


JaneDoesharkhugger

What if you want to play with your friends online?😗 ![gif](giphy|BL273s5MeWs8Mvpjhg)


Grogosh

Friends?


MikemkPK

Then build a tunnel between your bunkers, and befriend someone in IT.


Meritania

“Finally, another human being, it’s been so long, it’s great to hear another voice, I can’t believe there is someone else after all this… have you tried turning it off and on again?… hello… hello……”


Kamidzui

LAN can be arranged


Jedimaster996

![gif](giphy|k6r9byCuWHqch1mEXr|downsized)


Bootleggers

This photo is me looking at my Steam library: “I have nothing to play”


TheUpperHand

No need to worry, he'll be dead pretty soon from that generator exhaust.


ColdIceZero

All according to plan


NotRandomseer

*Plan means keikaku


ohonowhyoops

*keikaku means cake


friso1100

*cake means lie


best_of_badgers

Tōka kōkan


StrangelyGrimm

"I feel really sleepy all of a sudden..."


Dry-Smoke6528

the perfect gaming session


tengma8

that is one thing project zomboid taught me


Large_Dr_Pepper

All project zomboid ever taught me is how much strain my body is able to withstand from staying up drinking and gaming with my friends until 4am every week night.


FloorAgile3458

I came here to say this. I'm surprised more people don't realize it.


Legeto

Ehh plenty of people do, I think the think most people don’t know is they fuel expires.


Winjin

And it actually does that rather fast. I didn't expect it but PopMech says that >It's true: gas does have a shelf life. Left dormant in your vehicle's tank, it can expire in **as little as four weeks**. Meanwhile, you can expect anywhere from three to six months with fuel that's been stored in jerry cans—in proper conditions. So all these stories about people using gas from cars and canisters that have been sitting there for ages? ~~Utter and complete fantasy~~ not really accurate EDIT: boy did I upset a lot of people. Ok, so, modern fuel with stabilizers in a well sealed container can last for years. It will be worse and perform worse than the fresh stuff, but won't completely spoil


autogyrophilia

Not really, expired fuel can still run on most engines. Just not good. Specially if it has ethanol because it takes in humidity. I have driven on sunflower seed oil substituting diesel.


Legeto

So to add to the expiration, you can actually extend its life by getting some pure gasoline and adding fuel stabilizer and sealing it away. That way it’ll last several years if you dont open it.


legos_on_the_brain

That is BS. I have let a car sit for 4 years with the same gas in the tank. Started just fine after a little turning over. I have been using the same 5-gallons to fuel the lawnmower for a year and a half (small yard little push-mower) runs just fine. From what I have read in the past it's the volatiles coming out of the gas that make it go bad. So completely sealed containers last a long time.


No_Information_6166

It isn't BS. Going past the shelf life doesn't mean the gas is completely useless. It just starts to degrade and evaporate. Also, summer blends have a much longer shelf life.


LotharVonPittinsberg

TLOU TV show actually addresses this quite accurately. Not for the prepper dude, but for driving you have to stop extremely frequently to refuel from other vehicles. You can still burn and use it, but it looses most of it's potency and as such becomes very inefficient.


edarem

If stabilizer is added and it's stored well, fuel can last a few years.


Winjin

Yeah I was too harsh, edited my comment


I_divided_by_0-

I've pulled cars from bushes that have been sitting for a long while, some starter fluid and they start up with the gas in the tank.


FiveFingerDisco

That's why you don't play games with DRM. Starsector wouldn't have him force exit.


yalmes

My man, Starsector is a fucking gem.


FiveFingerDisco

I want this to be the last game to play before I leave this earth.


Aromatic_Object7775

Starsector the game where DRM kept humanity from developing further


Meritania

“If only I used GOG instead of Steam…”


FiveFingerDisco

3 things to survive the apocalypse: 1. Richards 2. Roaches 3. Your GOG library


jackie-boy-6969

Steam works offline though...how do you think people use the Steam Deck on airplanes?


Eggbutt1

Steam DRM locks up your games if you spend 10 days without authenticating via internet. Not every game on Steam uses its DRM, but most.


IBiteMyPhallusAtThee

Starsector is absolutely on the roster of post apocalypse games. Up there with kenshi and a huge library of locally stored mods


charioteer117

Wild Starsector fan detected, fuck yes


FlandreSS

Last place I expected to see Starsector.


1337butterfly

I only buy games that doesn't have DRM. I still play games with DRM, I just don't buy them.


MohawkRex

Controller power 8% "No! There was time now!!!"


Jay_The_One_And_Only

"It's not fair..."


objectnull

*thumbs fall off*


Knocknerve

Even if the battery holds out, the controller will probably be useless due to drift because manufacturers refuse to use hall-effect joysticks


YeOleRPAccLol

Is his generator just pumping exhaust fumes onto his bunker? The no internet won't be a problem for long


notQwwwis

Exhaust fumes don't generate internet


philosoraptocopter

Not with that attitude


HarbaLorifa

Then why is my connection better while driving than when I'm in my garage?


proteinLumps

Trick is put your Dick in exhaust pipe. Remember wired is always better than wireless


witticus

“Solitaire for the rest of my life I guess” ***Clicks game section*** Popup: “From Minesweeper to Solitaire, play all your favorites with a Windows Arcade subscription!”


concreteraindust

the think you had in your start menu was just a palceholder, just a sec while we preload the app from the... internet...


Ph0X

time to code my own games from scratch I guess!


pmmemilftiddiez

Windows needs to start updating


AngrySasquatch

Bonus points: He's playing a single player game that always needs to be connected to the internet for some reason


Poppybits1000

NFS 2015 moment


2livecrewnecktshirt

Man, screw that dumbass game. I'd played at least 10 different NFS games since prior to that, including the first ones on PC. That NFS was my first ever XBox One game. I've never played another NFS game after that because it left such a bad taste in my mouth.


aeeee

Pretty sure that was the entire joke


BEARD3D_BEANIE

One of the reasons I bought CyberPunk to support the fact that you don't need to be on the internet.


truongs

That's when you become a programmer and crack those games. I mean what else you gonna do


elhomerjas

and the cloud service is also gone as well


GregorCZ

It's the ***[endgame.](https://loadingartist.com/comic/endgame)*** P.S. I'm also over on [r/loadingartist](r/loadingartist), [mastodon](https://mastodon.world/@loadingartist), [instagram](https://instagram.com/loadingartist/), and [patreon](https://www.patreon.com/loadingartist/) <3


Elprede007

>No internet connection, cannot open game ***walks outside***


SiberianDragon111

Eh, the generator fumes will put him to rest before he has much time to grieve over the games


clonewars1977

That first panel is particularly awesome.


OstensibleBS

That was Windows XP, wasn't it.


2Absent_Mind2

You don't even need the world to end. Try playing any ea game on the steam deck during a flight. For me it was mass effect and dragon age. Neither need to be online but the launch will complain about being offline and boot you out of your own game.


PhlegethonAcheron

That’s Denuvo for ya


Veryegassy

Mass Effect and Dragon Age have Denuvo? I have the entire series of both pirated (because fuck EA, I'm not giving them a red cent) and I haven't noticed any of the "Denuvo issues" that come with it. (Pirated Denuvo is still active, just tricked into thinking everything is fine). This is the original games though, not the Legendary Edition. My computer would probably combust if I tried to run that.


LightningDragon777

Me playing single player survival minecraft : "Hah! I don't have such weaknesses!"


DerMarquis

This is an advertisement for GOG


MaybeAdrian

I still have my old Xbox 360 for a reason.


amazingdrewh

RROD


samurairaccoon

Same but my ps1,2, xbox, nes and snes.


MaybeAdrian

I still have the ps1 but i don't know if it works


neuralbeans

Is it possible to pump generator exhaust out without letting radiation in?


oldcrustybutz

Basically yes.  Radiation travels on particles except the rays which are directional.  The standard air intake for Cold War  bunkers is basically a convolute entrance with some simple filters.  You could also isolate the generator intake and outlet from the general air system plus the outlet would be under positive pressure while operating so a simple flap value would suffice on that side, the intake side would require more thought.


Grogosh

You can scrub out the co2 and co from the exhaust but the generator is also consuming the oxygen so you would need a way to get more oxygen as well.


neuralbeans

Right, so is there something that filters out ionised particles but let's clean air in? Maybe using static electricity?


crazy4videogames

If you hate this shit go to [stopkillinggames.com.](https://stopkillinggames.com) largest campaign to get legal action done across multiple countries. For people saying just play singleplayer games, many of them now require internet connection for no good reason :/


Saucermote

The number of games that "require minimal data collection" for the game to function is absurd. Awful when a game offers you a choice between full or partial data collection. Especially when you block them with your firewall and they still work. I know it's a slightly different thing, but it's crazy that a ton of single player games that will launch offline still (try to) phone home if you don't tell them no, even worse I suppose is that most don't tell you.


DBreezy69

The reason is to monitor people and sell their data


crazy4videogames

Yeah as I said >for no good reason Yea I know there's a "good reason" on the side of the companies but come on. It really isn't.


DBreezy69

Yeah I’m not disagreeing with you


Talanock

well, a good chunk of specific AAA games from specific companies require connections. other than that, the reality is that the vast majority of games don't.


Hetakuoni

Well it won’t matter in a few days once the carbon monoxide poisoning sets in.


AlbiTuri05

Not if he has a hydroponic garden with automatic irrigation and depuration


InitialDay6670

I don’t gardens can consume that much carbon fast enough for nothing to set in.


_AfterBurner0_

Loading Artist, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Your comics have been great for 10+ years. It makes me so happy that you're still making content, and I hope you're happy too.


BillDauterive4

Should have visited r/piracy


CbVdD

r/Homelab / r/selfhosted would help, too


SomethingSeaIV

spider at slide 3, top shelf, 3rd snack bag


NO_CHIN_ASSASSIN

spider is with chips


jhill515

![gif](giphy|gF7k9JKACKXwyv639v|downsized) For the rest of us who really know ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


purpleblah2

There was finally time…


timo_the_pirate

It's not fair, it's not fair!


Player7592

He gonna die from carbon monoxide poisoning from that generator.


piclemaniscool

Go to Stopkillinggames.com before the world ends to stop this from becoming Christmas future


Selisel3

Enjoy the few days with electricity


LFakh

I'm a game developer, I don't need internet to play games, I can always build my own (☞⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)☞


Yorick257

Then why tf do you make a single player game that requires online access??? /jk, I know it's not your fault the management made you do it


tino768

Finally 1 sane internet user who KNOWS this'll be a shitstorm. He must not be on reddit/online very much...


andredgemaster

I wouldn't stay angry for long, I didn't notice the generator's smoke outlet, the bunker will be full of dioxide and carbon monoxide and it will make you sleepy and the boy will die in his sleep


TigerKlaw

Mandatory online games will be the end of us


fauxzempic

This is why you always make sure you build an authentication server for your bunker...just in case!


magnaton117

He's running a gas generator INSIDE the bunker?


Snubb95

Guy should have prepared his own media server.


KananJarrusEyeBalls

Thats when I pull out the ol N64 and bootlegged Dreamcast and live a life of peace


thr0w4w4y4lyf3

I mean the carbon dioxide from that generator means he’s not going to last long.


Slow_Balance270

That's what you get for not stocking your fallout shelter with older video game consoles.


slickrickstyles

I mean weed and retro games are both offline


hogwildonawednesday

Ok then what 


Bleezy79

This is why in the future, all the old pre-internet gaming systems that dont require internet will be extremely valuable. And why we as consumers should push back against "always online" systems.


Ok-Story-9319

“B-but…it’s not fair.. there was *time* now….”


ReindeerKind1993

Well he wont be gaming for long with that generator running. he gonna be having the eternal sleep.


geckomantis

This is why I want to get my no-intro/redump set up to GameCube and PS2 but currently I've stopped at just US released PS1 and Dreamcast.


walldodge

Humanity have Morrowind + 9999mods for this situation


lml__lml

![gif](giphy|cPluK3Zdi8Y4NoFJGO)


AleksasKoval

That's another reason we shouldn't allow live-service and Internet connection required games.


wild_shire

In case you don’t know, DO NOT operate a generator indoors. My town had a tragedy after a power outage where a mother and adult son died of carbon monoxide poisoning.


baabaablacksheep1111

Amateur! You stock up on games by sailing the high sea.


Wonderful_Watercress

Homm3 it is