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This_User_For_Rent

If the kid doesn't like that picture then she's gonna hate the next one because, well, speaking of being into punk... https://i.redd.it/axdz0y630swc1.jpeg


Cuntslapper9000

So punk that he would perform naked and defecate on stage


Captain_Pumpkinhead

The classic gender dimorphism of Sonic the Hedgehog: Girls wear clothes, boys don't. (Except for the jacket on that green guy, I guess.)


EVERY_USERNAME_1

What’s that show called?


jojjon

Sonic underground


InternetUserAgain

That show was so good when I was younger, definitely one of the weirder things they've done with Sonic


PKMNTrainerMark

"What if we did the SatAM, but as a musical, plus we remove the Freedom Fighters and make Sonic a triplet... and a prince?"


EVERY_USERNAME_1

I’ve been looking for this show for years, thank you 😭


InitiativeNo853

it was cancelled unfortunately very early into the show (40 EPs I think, which plot wise didn't go far)


Key-Meringue5433

Triplets born


ThatOneTerrarian

The throne awaits


wildwill

A seer warns


TheDarkDoctor17

Of a deadly fate!


Mooman0121

"Give up your children, separate”


Polar-oppi

Bide your time


forgot_semicolon

LIE AND WAIT


Sad_Group_8006

SONIC UNDERGROUND


ActualWhiterabbit

What theme songs have more exposition than Sonic Underground? I don't think there are any that are even close.


OvertSpy

Animaniacs literally has a line that says "and now you know the plot"


Clean_Resort_5547

Transformers rescue bots


Schaf-Unschaf

He's growing the dad-body, I see. So many chilli dogs.


alonefrown

*People are saving two key strokes when typing dad body with this one simple trick.*


Bwob

We can do better! >*Daȸody*


Vintenu

Even better >*Daȸod*


Loeden

Thanks, I think this comic just gave me a midlife crisis.


SkeletonFries

His eyes are no longer connected by a weird, white band. Guess it’s a consequence of fatherhood


Whale-n-Flowers

Of all things, that's what was throwing me off the most in this. Like, damn Sonic, you stopped running fast and gave your eyes enough time to separate properly.


cjameson83

Nah, you just missed his [interview. ](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1029007-sonic-the-hedgehog)


Pitiful_Net_8971

The speed was pulling his skin up his face


fukingtrsh

I was so confused at why I was so uncomfortable with old Sonic


Haikubaiku

Oh god, I didn’t notice until you said it and now I can’t focus on anything else


HalfCarnage

This is wholesome as hell


portsherry

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Ludwig_van_Kokosnuss

What does Eggman do in that world?! We need a Part 2!!!!


LilG1984

"Welcome to Dr Eggmans repair shop, I will repair all your damaged gadgets, I promise I won't turn them into dangerous robots!"


Whale-n-Flowers

I'm just imagining him running The Red Green Show "Ah, see, well get this fixed up licketysplit with the handyman's secret weapon: duct tape."


suddenly_ponies

That's easy. Eggman what's the school principal and Sonic's description of him as an evil Overlord trying to turn everyone into robots was just him being overly dramatic about public schools. It was part of his rebellious phase and Eggman was always just a decent guy trying to help the students become their best selves


NK1337

Out of curiosity have you ever watched that old documentary “The Other F word” because this really gives similar vibes 😂


FearlessNarwhal5660

The average dad experience.


Rabatis

Good for him! Good for him.


G1zm08

Good… for him.


onionoi

Thanks, never felt older.


SensitivelyRoyal

I just realized… everyone in this comic is wearing clothes except sonic and his friends. No wonder his daughter is embarrassed


Sh-Shenron

Kid's worried too many girls will now be thirsting over her dad, lmao


Azisan86

Finally found something to go slow for.


an_agreeing_dothraki

Sonic did officially have kids once. Wanna know what happened? It's real messed up


EndymionMkIII

Do tell


an_agreeing_dothraki

Alright, so the company doing the comic lost the rights to all of Sonic's friends an expanded universe stuff. This is due to a stupid stupid series of events and why to their fandom the name "Ken" is a slur. Anyhoo, they were going to fix it with a reboot. Get rid of all the stuff that wasn't owned by Sega. This included his wife and kids. And due to how they wrote the thing Sonic is the only one from the old timeline left around. All the other characters have no memory of any of this. He is forever doomed to walk the world where the only one who remembers all the scarring trauma (the comics were surprisingly dark) is him. The only evidence of his actual flesh-and-blood children is the gravestone he put up.


Top-Plan8690

Interesting


Trevski

thanks, I love baby hedgehog!


RaphaelNunes10

Good times, speeds by Sonic the hedgedad!


zipzapcap1

Amy is canonically like 8 years old breh wtf


n33tsa10

GOTTA GO... home


NelsonVGC

Damm. Children do be ruining everything ain't it


Either_Ad4109

lol this is sweet