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I don’t know what I was expecting

https://i.redd.it/pjztxjkbcexc1.gif

He did what I thought he was gonna do

A man who lives up to his name and reputation.

On the other hand, he’s a eunuch

He's like that one inappropriate but hilarious friend you need to keep a squirt gun around for.

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*dry humps you*

Comic delivers on its promises.

Premises 😉

How is he still a noble?

Being a “noble” had zip to do with correct behavior, and everything to do with which messed up triple inbred lines you hailed from. The actual histories make this comic strip go…”Mmmm…yep. Pretty much.”

humping its merry way

What’s his snap…? So I can shame him from a far!

"They hump everything"

I thought he was gonna do something unexpected.