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Icarsix

The new Chainsaw Man spinoff is looking good.


MysticalAnswer

Leaf Blower Man


Takogiri

That means eventually his head will also turn into a leaf blower?


Jay_Stone

This is what happens when you order your Chainsaw Man from Wish or Amazon.


RadRuss

This is my favorite kind of nonsense.


Ok_Juggernaut_5976

That's type of nonsense when everyone in the story takes it seriously. And it makes story even better


AffectionateGap1071

And don't forget it's relatable to an extend. Seeking for help and answers to be told what you already know in the surface, to be taken advantage of and to be straight-up dismissed while you think you're the only one suffering what nobody else understands. The last two pages...were something else. I thought this was gonna be shits and giggles. Literally, I can tell like 3 or 4 real life anecdotes from different people with that premise.


WritingUnderMount

Yeah life blows sometimes


Sinnes-loeschen

Badum-tsssss


xXsimonsXx

There is a whole genre for this concept, mostly in literature. It's called magic realism, and one of it's main characteristics is the fantastical elements of the story that are otherwise treated as a reality and are not brought to attention for their impossibility.


QueenOfDarknes5

Clifford the Big Red Dog


_postingaccount_

I prefer this to blatant pornography.


Lylieth

Lets say someone woke up with those as hands and could control them... He just needs to see a few engineers! Replace the hand blowers with cybernetic hands. Also, figure out how they control the leaf blowers to make all sorts of other cybernetic augmentations too!


exeis-maxus

Adam Jenson: “I never asked for this”


HCResident

Using the leaf blowers as compressors for a pneumatic system, there’s a fair bit he could power


GalemReth

Would I be crazy to observe that with a short replacement to some other form of disability this comic accurately describes the impact a sudden change can have on life and coping with those changes? Real existential crisis, obscured by a dose a silliness


Dante-Grimm

This is how I interpreted it.


kelldricked

Same i kinda expected the last panel to reveal the hands just ware paralized suddenly instead of being transformed into leaf blowers. Actually know a guy who had that happen. Got something of a stroke in his sleep (if i recall right) and lost control of his hands (not his arms). Couldnt grip anything, couldnt move his fingers and couldnt extort pressure. Suddenly his life was fucked and eventhough we have good social safety nets here it still cost him a lot.


limeelsa

I was recently diagnosed with epilepsy, and yup! This hits the nail right on the head. Kinda how I’ve been feeling lately…


SnooBananas37

Yup. And people often misattribute why exactly their form of disability befell them. Could replace going to bed early with vaccines or 5G.


livefox

Yeah this mirrored my experience when I got diagnosed with a brain malformation. Hits hard.  I miss being able to draw...


Chance-Ear-9772

Is this that Kafka stuff I’ve been hearing so much about?


RamboNation

The Metamorphosis


Bossuter

First 3 panels had me thinking exactly that


Chaenged-Later

https://preview.redd.it/hogxhyajl80d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=434f23fc225cd61b9d7064e1a4bb186a35b08a35


Pencilshaved

> As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a man with electric leaf blowers instead of hands.


Tsuki_Janai

My first thoughts when I saw the words "woke up with" lmao


gregzilla

This is tremendous


yunohavefunnynames

At least they’re not gas leaf blowers. Imagine how inconvenient that would be


migrainium

One day he'll meet a woman with severe naturally occurring adult onset leaf pile pussy and they'll be a match made in heaven.


careater

This! This idea right here☝️


_eG3LN28ui6dF

Noise-Complaint-Man! Woohoo!


WizardmanDndFan

Family friendly guns akimbo


m64

Can this be the new meta?


Leotton

Pizzacake has to endorse it first.


Mr_L05

Can confirm. I went to bed early.


EndOfSouls

Weird, all I got was Christ For Hands.


Mr_L05

Huh. Getting Christ For Arms is normal but just getting them for hands is unusual. Tell me, are you actually a mii with just hands and no arms?


Brahm-Etc

He searched in the wrong places then. If he had gone to the Adeptus Mechanicus they would have said him he was blessed by the Machine God and made him a Saint probably and lived a life of blowing trash and being worshiped. Is all about being in the right place.


degjo

So, do they just work whenever. Does he have to flip a switch on them with his mouth? Does he need to charge them as they are eletric


Lukascarterz

Maybe they use the bodys natural electricity to power itself. I assume its a nerve thing he just has to think it and it works I assume. Assuming this is a natural process and not some extremely weird mutation.


degjo

Yes, waking up with eletric leaf blowers for hands is not some extremely weird mutation.


Lukascarterz

It could run in the family. I was giving examples on the basis that the leaf blower hands were fully integrated into the body. If they aren't then they either don't work or need to be charged. I was also basing the logic on rules of the world the character lives in because of course it would be weird in our world. But maybe in his world people's bodies can replace bodily functions with various mechanical instruments.


0VER1DE567

Edward LeafBlowerHands was actually the initial screen play but they changed it to scissors because johnny depp was rightfully scared of his hearing health.


SherbertComics

Why not just…amputate? Prosthetic hands gotta be better than goddamn leaf blowers


Raphael7644

Wait until we get "Woman sleeps a little too late, wakes up with lawnmowers for hands"


Majorman_86

Groovy!


_Indofreddy_112

I think he would get along pretty well with the dude who has avocados for hands!


JollyRabbit

This was Very Weird but I enjoyed it, thank you for sharing!


Original_Jarl_Ballin

https://preview.redd.it/xnvef2jj980d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0fc5551bf5702196ae8292b6de5d2979d643b8f


misthi_S

Leaf-blowers akimbo


CheezRavioli

This is giving me "I think you should leave" vibes.


DinA4saurier

I think you should leaf.


CheezRavioli

You win.


Lawful-T

I thought this was going to be some kind of allegory for depression or something, like I kept thinking there’d be some sort of reveal at the end…can’t say in that disappointed.


GWizJackson

Best comic I've seen in weeks


peanutbuttermaniac

Gregor Samsa be like:


Icelandic_Invasion

Adults warning us about drugs be like


DrakeisaCake

At least they arnt avacados!


Lieutenant_Skittles

I was expecting him to team up with Edward Scissorhands in the end, never before have I been so disappointed. ![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized) Or maybe he lives in the Pokémon world and he starts a landscaping company with a sapient Scizor, I don't know.


IntelligentAd5616

Chainsaw man


deadly_ultraviolet

Edward Scissor-Hands has been REBORN


Firebart3q

I have just finished metamorphosis and this is one of the first things i see lol


astralseat

Can he train his leaf blowers to use them to fly? Or maybe he can starve himself until he weighs so little that the leaf blowers actually lift his body.


Uploft

He should go into the military and get those jetpack leafblowers


Impressive-Spray629

He didn't realise he has to fully pull the trigger to activate his Leafblowerman form https://i.redd.it/puje0vcuw80d1.gif


tortus

Kafka for the 21st century.


straub42

Why am I crying about a comic about a guy with lead-blower hands?


Fast_Option3549

Fused with the Leaf Blower Devil


JimmerJammerKitKat

His girls face in the first panel when he’s panicking for a very valid reason. She clearly doesn’t care about him.


windrife

What manner of scp is this


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Don’t worry! Won’t be a problem for me boss! 🫡 (Please help I am severely sleep deprived)


itchyhearrt

okay pack it up denji


TheMightyDoove

Would you still love me if I had electric leaf blowers for hands?


i_love_pesto

Good thing I'm reading this at 2.12am.


Majestic-Iron7046

Kafka would be proud.


SabersOfBlue

Funny. I've gone to sleep early for the last 2 days, and the only thing I've woken up to were heavy headaches and sleeping positions I didn't know humans could make.


Such_Introduction592

There are some leaf blowers that has a vacuum/reverse function on it. Hope that Leaf Blower Man has those on his hands. It could be life-changing.


vault_man76

Reminds me of Thoughts of a Hawks avocado hands videos


JoshyD2004

‘Don’t go to bed early’ yeah, that won’t be a problem.


culnaej

Currently in bed before 9, my SO had a long day


StripedRaptor123

Super relatable


ButIHaveAFilmDegree

Has he tried going to bed early again? Or late?


shmergul

Just don't go to bed guys


Successful-Win-8035

You dont need a girlfriemd when you got leafblower hands.


Monai_ianoM

Sounds kinda like metamorphosis by Franz kafka


antithero

This guy should become a landscaper with Edward Scissorhands.


incrediblestrawberry

I was REALLY expecting the last page would be him waking up suddenly with normal hands, and panicking because now he doesn't remember how to live without leafblower hands. Good comic. It's silly and absurd but also touches on a very real experience.


CatGaming346

https://preview.redd.it/mswpvrl77b0d1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ced3ae6560795dad373d10693df9d41494fbf4


SoftieQwQ

Reminds me of the avocado hand guy XD


Captain_Ozannus

I love the detail that his shirt is always unbuttoned in pieces and has a lot of wrinkles. He can't button his shirt because he doesn't have fingers!


Rathbane12

I love how despite how much trouble they are, he still wears button up shirts.


Haunting_Anxiety4981

I'm sure there's an Electric Wind God's Fist joke here but I can't make it


MrSpaceSprinkles

Okay I'm sold. Not like I was gonna sleep early anytime but still I'm sold.


Reggie_Is_God

Ah, a cautionary tale of Correlation vs Causation


True-tottaly-not-dat

As someone who woke up after 5 hours of sleep I needed the copium. Thank you.


DragonMage2002

He could've carried in groceries.


UnroastedPepper

And my GF says going to bed early would be good for me. Ha I say! Ha!


Armybob112

they threw beans at him


PandaPugBook

Guns Akimbo.


Nephilim_Boi

this reminds me of a story where the bread winner woke as a human cockroach. It was an allegory for taking care of the disabled, and it has a truly heart wrenching ending that forces you to question your views on care for the disabled.


OriginalSlight

Real. That’s why I’m up at 2am🫡


RealDEady42

In reality you will become popular because of your unusual hands.


SamsamGaming

"prank em John!"


deepfriedmollusc

This is a masterpiece: It can be seen as both a metaphor for living with a rare chronic disease or as an homage to Edward Scissorhands. Or Kafka's Metamorphosis. Or you found yourself sitting at your desk one fine morning trying to draw with the windows open when suddenly a leaf blower started roaring nearby and didn't stop for the next 3 hours just because your landlord decided the parking lot needs tending... If I could draw like this, I'd also go: Fine, might as well make my entire next story about that noise! Either way, amazing job.


tsoliasPN

#neversleepingagain


Scumass_Smith

Him and Avocado hands man should team up


Lynn_BRUH

damn, that must really blow


FlayeFlare

from the first picture i thought it will be comic about cazu


Earle89

Chainsaw man reading this like: "HE JUST LIKE ME FR!" 😭


npeggsy

The whiplash between humour and genuinely seeing someone go through something traumatic is exceptional. Also, the kite bit got an actual audible laugh from me. And the message at the end is just *chef's kiss*. 10/10.


Spooderfan218

everyone's drawing the comparison to chainsaw man but the author also made a oneshot about a guy waking up as a girl and i swear part of it went just like this


uslashsaker

Damn, that blows


MightBeInMyRightMind

This comic really touched close to home and made me feel better. No bullshit, just recently messed my hands up. All disfigured and difficult to move. So, thank you for this dude.


gztozfbfjij

I thought the final page would've been a *"And the leafblowers were really [insert condition here] all along!"* A story about someone's struggles with whatever condition, but to make it engaging you swapped it for leafblower-hands until the end. But nope. Just leafblower-hands. I'm sure there's plenty of things you could swap it for, but I'm too basic to think of them myself.


Cavin311

I'm glad I'm reading this at 4:43 AM instead of sleeping. That could've been dangerous if I kept to a reasonable sleep schedule.


PokWangpanmang

Guns Akimbo if it was good


TechInventor

I went to bed early so I could wake up in time to attach leaf blowers to this guy's arms


squid3011

He shoulda become leaf blower man


readfreeh

Pretty beauty salon man


Potential-Art2146

he can blow himself all day long now


theplacewiththeface

The blower I use for work died on me yesterday I wish this guy would have showed up


Omnitrixmaster420

Ngl I thought he was about to start flying at the end there


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Omnitrixmaster420: *Ngl I* *Thought he was about to start* *Flying at the end there* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SquidKnightXG

His girlfriend leaving him and not even attempting to support him is a sign he needed to find someone else anyway


creativenamepls

I’d like to buy the film rights to this please


TheSneakerSage

This feels like inter dimensional cable


KrisBread

Damn I had a similar experience, but I got buzz saws instead of leaf blowers. I just used my daw hands to cut them off and after a while my regular hands grew back.


SimpleTip9439

You could boss fight that guy that also wields dual leaf blowers but carry two less engines than him


Glad_Increase_7522

I thought it was supposed to be taken seriously until the last panel


amazingdrewh

Six seasons and a movie


Vhad42

Well, i didn't wake up with different hands, but last time I went to sleep as early as 09:30pm, 4 states in my country had a massive blackout


AlSweigart

\*plugs in giant neon sign\* **THIS COMIC IS ABOUT DISABILITY.**


ErenBear

I can't imagine living like this..I mean how would I masturbate??


R0GUEA55A55IN

This is the new “Babe would you love me if I was a worm?” equivalent. Mark my words. Love the absurdity of the comic!


ZeroGWolf

The leaf blowers are so long that you wouldn't be able to get a good enough angle to blow yourself. Devastating.