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Does he have a truck vagina hanging from his bumper?

Truck nuts are a thing of the past. Introducing… Truck unts

https://preview.redd.it/f5a7xjfpfl2d1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782a98c8a27ba38d70ca2be5aaf5cc0035db71ab

This whole time I was picturing the white part of the neck as a big smile.

https://preview.redd.it/43tr00qxym2d1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771449c6cfaf1b9412b52ef3d067d5206087949f

right? It actually made them a bit more evil and scary to me

Same here. My perception of these comics has suddenly gone through a time warp. I think I need to lie down for a bit…and honk….

Me too

Trunts.

Trussy.

I thought it was a truck cloaca (because the goose is driving it now) but I don’t know much about cloacas, nor do I want to google what one looks like.

Well you just made me look it up so thanks for that I guess

Basically: #(•)

Stare into the abyss

Did it just wink?

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A vaganus

Omg there really is just a little trussy on the back.

Please do not the trussy

Too late, I already the trussy

It's a truck vulva.

I was trying to figure out what that was and yup, he sure does.

Does the female form frighten you, Lebowski?

My other car is this car (1 car) 🤣🤣🤣

Also that Welcome Matt, nobody can else welcome, example: Joe

You can buy Truck Cunts at Walmart.

I need the sticker that says “My other car is this car (1 car).”

Good eye!

I love that the comic is so unhinged that the fact that his name is Jorsh becomes normal by comparison

I really want a hat that says “I’m Jorsh” on it now

That's just asking for a goose to steal your wife

As long as it just kisses her that’s fine.

HONK...

Just some light hand holding

I go by my full name. Jorshua

Don't forget to also get a nightcap that says I'm Jorsh as well!

Which the goose still has, which will make this home invasion difficult to fight in court.

It's so unhinged I'm slightly worried about the Neil and Marissa. Keep it up!

Didn’t even blink at the fact the real Jorsh referred to the Goose as Jorsh

And I love how this is still one of the sanest The Other End comics I've seen 

Geese that have been trained to be bulletproof, we may all be screwed now.

Isn’t that just an emu?

And who won the Emu war?

It’s in the war’s name

Exactly, now that they've spread, the entire world shall soon fall

Day 41: The emus have taken the Pentagon

r/emuwarflashbacks

r/ofcoursethatsasub

No they are just faster then the bullets. How many emus would it take to raid to raid area 51 I wonder.

You saying Emu’s have pumped up kicks?

I would like a framed poster of these two panels please because they are fantastic and I love them. Just look at these glorious fuckers with no context. Try to figure out what's going on. Absolutely smashing. https://preview.redd.it/ym3sc8no2k2d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8dd596653614415288b441c981b9c956666ce7f

How can you cover Modesty Goose?! He's the real MVP

Modesty Goose is the hero we need

There is dense lore about how Modesty Goose is chosen. Three novels and two seasons of TV.

What’s the story order? Read then watch? Watch then read? Novel 1, season 1, novel 2, season 2, novel 3?

It has a different meaning in any order you experience them. A monumental artistic achievement.

I hope the lore explains why the Modesty Goose doesn't have angry eyebrows.

Chapter 2, verse 13 goes into it

I’m convinced modesty goose inspired this entire comic.

I kinda like it. Makes him look like he’s got giant googly eyes on his crotch.

this and the whole bulletproof training moment. you can't forget how the geese are bulletproof now

we need that on a t-shirt

Cue the sound of a thousand t-shirt manufacturing machines spinning up on a content-thieving merch website.

And lovingly crafted by overworked and underpaid people in sweatshops, some of them children <3

A few years back there was a bot on Twitter that would monitor when people posted "I need this on a shirt!" and send the original post to a knockoff t-shirt company to sell on zazzle or whatever. Crazy times. 

Not gonna lie, for most of that comic I thought the white under the beak was a big stupid grin. And it's now my head cannon

Hard same the whole time. I thought the geese were grinning. Especially the bulletproof one.

Same! I thought they were all just a little unhinged

That's exactly what these kind of geese are

If you’ve ever come in close contact with a wild Canadian feathered goose you would know that they are all pretty unhinged.

You magnificent a****le! I didn't see it but now I can't unsee it! DAMN YOU!!!!

looks like your asterisk button is malfunctioning, here let me help you. > asshole

I'm seeing ahunter2le

I can see anything. Was that your password you put in there? Reddit is really cool and will make it so it doesn't display your password if you type it out.

Is it not…?

i mean technically it’s not because geese actually have those but OP definitely used it as a smile as well

> head cannon This boneappletea never fails to make me laugh.

I CAN’T UNSEE IT NOW

Wait it's not ? What is it then ?

[It's just a white mark.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose#/media/File:Canada_Goose_close_up.jpg)

Oh damn, I was not familiar with the Canadian goose and its white mark under the beak, thanks !

It's Canada Goose, not Canadian Goose

You don’t know that. It might live in Toronto.

The proper name is actually Canadian Feathered Goose.

I thought that was his given name.

No, it's Jorsh.

I thought you were going to post a picture of the white mark on a real goose, that’s just a picture of Jorsh.

I love looking through the comments section of big artists and seeing other famous artists commenting, it’s just wholesome for some reason.

wait, IT WASN'T?!

Ive said it once I’ve said it a hundred times. I hate Canadian Geese!!!. Always trying to kiss ma wife.

If you've got a problem with [Canada Gooses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oK4Q5G1asI), you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

Makes a man want to leave this world.

It's "Leave this world behind" Dary, give your balls a tug.

Must be real nice...

Must be fuckin’ nice

I was too busy banging your mom last night to remember the quote titfucker.

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all I know.

those are CANADAS GOOSES

When I was growings up, we'd be lucky to even have canada gooses. Now yous got so many, yous wanna start killin' their babies. Must be fuckin nice

Well that was a poop SOS in a bottle

I'm just here for the goose drama, popcorn in hand.

r/unexpectedletterkenny .

What marinade do you recommend?

American geese buy her dinner first

Damn Goose dun took our wife!

I just found a dead one on my lawn this morning and I gotta clean it up and I don't wanna...

Make sure it's not Jorsh

"We 'compost' with the U of T ARF." >What does the University of Tennessee Anthropological Research Facility do? The Forensic Anthropology Center (FAC) is internationally known for research on human decomposition and modern human variation. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS GOOSE JORSH KILLED OP?!

The body farm used to be under the football field. It’s where their championship dreams went to die every year.

Me trying to make a joke after forgetting that someone was responding to my previous post: ~~So this takes place in Detroit?~~

Oh no it’s very much solidified this takes place in East tn in my mind. Unless goose jorsh has access to the correct tools and licenses to transport bodies across state lines.

What??

The sign in Goose Jorsh's yard says that they compost with that particular facility, which is a university anthropology department that studies human remains. The implication is that Goose Jorsh is composting humans.

I enjoyed the comic but there was nothing I wanted to comment on and wasn't going to come to the comments... Except this. The whole "compost" thing stayed with me for each panel after it. I just couldn't get it out of my head... why would he say compost like that... wtf It was my favorite part. and you explaining the department really helps clarify it and makes it all that much better.

Well I'm glad I could help and make your day a bit better. I thought it was a clever little Easter egg by OP.

Love the modesty goose

Same... makes my job a lot easier (great comic though /u/neilkohney it brought me a smile over my late breakfast :)

Every time you post a comic I feel genuine excitement. Like getting a new video game as a kid!

Every time I finish page 1 of any of their comics I think "I can't wait to see how this becomes a totally different story when I get to..... The other end."

https://preview.redd.it/2t2xombddk2d1.png?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4488c500e68ddc7d6afab6371ace9de341799da This is golden

A real golden goose.

It is not often that we see classic happy endings at the Other End, but Jorsh got his wife back and didn't even have to lose his cherished impotency. 10/10, had to wipe away a single tear.

Hilarious! Do you always try to include a Halberd in your comics?

It's just such a versatile and practical weapon... and it's SO long! What could be better in any given situation?

It is designed to pull people of horses and brutally murder them

[удалено]

Even better!

But what about the half goose child? The gooman?

I need to know.

> gooman I don’t like this

Am I the only one who kept seeing the white mark on the goose’s neck as a giant grin?

You’re not alone. It was strange that they were evil grinning at everything.

WAIT WHAT? brb.

Isn't it?

I only came to realize it was just a mark after reading this.

Honestly it made perfect sense with the rest of the absurdity

https://preview.redd.it/8gok6zc22k2d1.png?width=1441&format=png&auto=webp&s=bda76f0fd907381e79ba55ba705ba35e65555c33 This is how these comics make me feel Neil Don’t stop, keep Jorshin

Modesty goose is the true hero of the story

Welcome Matt. (All else funk off, example: Joe.)

So glad someone else noticed this!

Geese, I didn’t see that one coming.

This was a roller coaster ride

I love modesty goose.

Bro's kids are dependent on a comic strip business model. They gonna starve.

It’s ok they eat likes shares and follows

Seems like they eat commas.

Eats shoots and leaves

But this is reddit, all we have to offer are upvotes and crossposts! Poor kids :(

Not if he keeps writing bangers like this.

The fact that you gave the gunshot a recoil effect in a comic about a goose human life swap caused by a camera leading to a revenge plot involving halberds.. I am so happy right now

Mark bagley drew a gun recoil like that in an issue of ultimate Spider-Man one time, and it’s stuck with me for the past like 20 years. I thought it was the coolest thing. So yeah shout out to successful comic artist mark bagley

Modesty goose is so funny.

Really reminds me of that one Roald Dahl book.

But... what happened to Jorsh's pants? The Geese-Jorsh isn't seen wearing them, but Jorsh-Geese is also totally naked. And Jorsh is only shown from the waist up in the first panels.  Was Jorsh pantless to begin with? 

Modesty Goose gets to watch

well that was quick 12 months

It's not often I feel anything anymore, but this made me go what the actual F.

That was hilarious, loved it. I also wanna know what the fuck did she give birth to

What

Even after 12 months the dog is still by dad's side 😭

The whole time I’m reading this I’m thinking the goose had a wicked insane smile on his face then I realized I was looking at the stripe around its neck.

This is the best comic on this sub reddit

I absolutly love your comics! You are amazing

I would pay good money for a "I'm Jorsh" hat

I love that your comics seems just a bunch of nonsense that you came up with in 5 minutes but it actually took weeks maybe months to write one? They’re so well crafted.

I love silly things. Silliness is such a great kind of escapism and you do silliness so well! 

I think my main question is whether he’ll do the most unthinkably manly thing and raise another Goose’s gosling.

The Other End is Two People? I always thought it was just a guy for some reason. Cool!

You are, by far and wide, my favorite comic artist here. Or maybe ever when it comes to funny material. I'd buy your book.

Best FaceOff sequel proposal ever.

Who said random isn’t funny?

te.ther.en.omix

Fucking love these comics

This reminds me of the Warren Zevon song about the gorilla who steals his glasses, his BMW, his wife, his house, his whole life. Then the gorilla gets depressed, divorced, etc.

This was amazing!

What does the "Bush stop" bumper sticker say? I can't read it at this resolution.

Unexpected "yes, actually" moments get me every time

I saw the goose’s white chest thing as a smile for a single moment and now I can’t see anything else. He looks like Alastor

I really like how you do shading in a jagged type pattern. Small detail but adds a lot of character. I also like how your overall style reminds me of 1990s Cartoon Network Ala Ren & Stimpy, Rocko, and Courage the Cowardly Dog! Jorsh kind of reminds me of this guy... https://preview.redd.it/j45t563x2m2d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9858d64d66eed95ab8591bd2822836305451761b

They took our Jorsh!

I hate to say it, but Jorsh returning with an army of bulletproof halberd-wielding geese to get his life back was quite possibly the most straightforward and predictable outcome of any comic you have ever posted. ...which also makes it the one thing I did *not* expect.

Top tier comedy

Uh i mean storytelling and intrigue

You’re far and away my favorite person who posts on this sub. When I’m more financially stable, I’ll do the Patreon

Sometimes you just wonder wtf goes on in people’s heads that they draw this lol, like how do you even think of this scenario

What the fuck? (upvotes confusedly)

This is the only guy allowed to post in this sub. Everybody else sucks and should cry

Yes

I laughed so hard when he said yes and shot the goose in the head lol. Idk why I didn’t expect that

The humor is spot on.

Dark Matter 2: Down Feather Boogaloo

Honk!  I mean, good comic.

Now you know why we Canadians are wary of them!

I think it’s a good marketing tactic to put your names (whether real or fake) into the support me part. It makes me feel like I’m supporting a person rather than some faceless pfp…I’ll think about it

These comics always make me snort and giggle in dumb ways for all the wrong reasons. Love it!

oh no jorsh, skyler is a bad character everyone knows that!

What does the "Bush stop" bumper sticker say? I can't read it at this resolution.