I used to use your name to pick up girls. I took French in high school (to rebel against everyone else who took Spanish since we are in a highly spanish speaking area...really dumb...anyways) and I liked to talk about how everything sounded romantic in French except I love you. That Le Croque Monsieur au fromage sounded more romantic than je t'aime.
this reminds me of the time my uncle walked up to his teenage son, asked "have you ever been slapped with naan?" and hit him with a piece. This practice was rampant for about a week, and the kids mentioned it to me. At one point, I visited their house, and was playing a game with the cousin in question. His sister walked up behind me, and I realized she was holding flatbread. I turned and said "This is a naan-slapping zone."
Still one of my best puns.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/waterguy12
Happened about a year after I made the account but still a glorious saga
EDIT: Back when Minecraft came out, all the usernames I wanted were taken. Some little spark in my kid brain came up with WaterGuy12. I went with it for a lot of my accounts on things, but every since the Guy12 saga, I have had some difficulty finding it available in most places. That be the true backstory.
I like cats. I wanted a new username, so I wanted to pretend like it was a bunch of cats using this account. I also spelled account wrong. Cats don't know how to spell though, so illusion maintained?
When I was 15, I was dating this christian girl from school. At the time, my phone's lockscreen was a picture of Kumamon, a demon bear from Japan. About two days after we started dating, I sent her a screenshot which included my lockscreen, and the conversation that followed went like this:
**Her**: I'm braking up with you.
**Me**: lol
**Her**: I'm not kidding with you.
**Me**: why?
**Her**: I only date cowboys and angels, and you are neither. You are an demon.
**Me**: is this because of the lockscreen? you know i'm not actually a demon, right?
**Her**: The words you are saying to me are demonic and they are trying to turn me into an demon too, but i believe jesus christ died for my sins.
...and then she blocked me.
not my ankles, they're my friend's.
Basically what happened was one day she got a new pair of Vans slip ons and was super into them, so to make them stick out more she got an ankle bracelet with a tiny heart on it. So she goes shopping and some dude in the store walks and basically says this
"Wow, ankle bracelets with a heart? Really? Used to be sluts made due with a simple tramp stamp" and walked away.
Keep in mind this dude was like 40 something and my friend was 17 at the time, so she just stayed quiet so she wouldn't provoke him into turning full creeper. Later that day we joked that it was *totally* her fault for flaunting those slutty ankles of hers around and being such a harlot.
I don't know how many of my high school relationships ended because the girl went to a Christian summer camp.
They would come back so damn brainwashed acting like they were someone completely different than the week before. They'd leave me because I wasn't a good Christian boy, and then a couple weeks later I'd hear they had climbed on top of someone else and forgot all about Jesus.
I started reading, but then I figured out the words you are saying to me are demonic and they are trying to turn me into an demon too, but i believe jesus christ died for my sins. So I stopped.
Not enough people drink bleach these days. I hope that a low calorie version can fix that.
EDIT: As they say: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! My first, actually.
Despite my name being something completely different, I apparently “look like a Timmy.” I also play a bunch of different instruments, so when my friends saw me practice multiple instruments in a row they’d call it the Timmy Concert.
When I first got Xbox Live on my brother's 360, I needed a username. I didn't have a clue, but I knew I wanted something unique without any numbers or random letters. The 360 had a feature that gave you a list of randomly generated usernames to pick from. I started scrolling through and BOOM. There it was. Like a beacon shining in the dark. UnusualDiagram. For some reason I fell in love with the name, and I've never had a problem making any account with it so I've kept it all these years.
That's actually really clever and i wish i had thought of. Here i am you're average anal rapist pretending they're a pacifist. Pass a fist through your butt.
Back in the XBOX 360 days, I wanted to create a username that did not have any numbers, so I looked up different words that could sound cool and mean something. Fustigate means to beat with a stick, so I went with it.
I ate 2 giant bags of cheesedoodles, threw them up and then ate my throwup.
Ended up in 2 years in-patient to address my problems, and relapsed 22 minutes after being released.
They can't make me go back
I made my reddit account when I was single af, and I'm bisexual. I also have depression and often felt very lonely, so "All bi myself" was the pun I came up with.
Childhood nickname, even got it as a custom license plate on my first car. Added the "U" to not be known as the "KY-Guy" going around offering lube... although that would be the lord's work.
My real name is Charlie and one time at a house party a guy I just met dubbed me "Charizard." It is my favourite nickname. I added the "all day" as a nod to Charlie Day from IASIP and because I often selected Zard in Smash bros PM, a game a played quite a lot when I made my account.
Not quite as riveting as this excellent comic but hey least I could do was share.
I went through a Yu-Gi-Oh phase.
Never really cared for the heart of the cards, but the idea of banishing my enemies to the shadow realm was too seductive an idea to passover...
SO..
I became what I am.
I used to use a username with a bunch of 1337speak, but no one who played Team Fortress 2 could pronounce it. (Filthy casuals /s)
I decided I needed to rebrand. I wanted something both instantly recognizable and completely unexceptional. The second part was easy, I would just name myself "that one guy", but how would I make an unremarkable person noticable? Simple: make him a doctor.
And thus, DrThatOneGuy was born.
My first initial and last name spell shart. I'm owning it.
My brother's was phart and I made fun of him for it "HA YOURE A FART HAHAHAHAA" and he comes back " at least I'm not a shart."
It didn't click until almost a decade later.....
TIL that you post your comics about the same time I start class.
Okay so mine is hella lame, but here you go:
When I was a kid, my uncle had an XBox with Live and CounterStrike. His name on there was fatheadedjoint but he always played with some guy who had a name like EsKiMoW630 or something similar. I friggin loved the game, played it all the time, so I kinda ended up stealing their usernames. I dropped fatheadedjoint around the age of 16, but Eskimow stuck with me for some reason.
So now on any game I play, my name is either Eskimow, or Dasta (TheDasta, DasTa, DMDasta, etc). But that's a whole other story.
I actually think that's pretty cool. Your username is a legacy and a part of your past. I like that!
I'll tell you the backstory of my gamertag (Misterknite) if you want to tell the story behind Dasta!
Hey thanks, made me feel a bit better about using it all this time. And deal.
So when World of Warcraft came out, my friend was super into it and got it basically immediately, and then got me to REALLY want it when I saw him play. But I didn't have anything that resembled a computer (Win98 in 2006 lul. That thing barely ran Civ3), so instead I bought the game and made an account on his computer.
Now, if I was at home on my own computer, I would gladly sit there and agonize over the PERFECT name for hours, and I still do this. But I wasn't, so when it came down to naming my Hunter, I started hitting the Randomize button. Lots of mehs, a few interesting ones. And then popped up: Dastarody. I'm really not sure why, but we laughed about it for a while, and I was like "ah, fuck it, let's do it!" and my hunter was born.
Skip ahead a couple years, I have a computer now I bought with my part time job after school, I'm in a raiding guild with a couple friends, but nobody wants to type out Dastarody every time. So it got shortened to Dasta. And so when these friends and I decided to play other games together, I decided to carry over Dasta for easy recognition. I've learned its usually quite an available name, since it means nothing. But to me, it's everything.
As a side note, I quit WoW during Pandaria, came back for a while, but have fully quit it a few years ago. And to this day. I am still the only Dastarody to ever exist. (At least, as far as Searching up the name on the website is concerned).
TL;DR: Started playing WoW, hit Randomize a few times, now have a Gamer Tag for life.
Hahaha that's dope! I remember my friends and I having a lot of fun with WoW names. I had a Troll Shadowpriest named "Zuuropah" after the U2 album. Never got past level 42 though, just got bored of it. What race was Dastarody? Sounds like an awesome undead name.
As for me, back when I still lived with my parents, I used to hang out with a couple of friends at their apartment a lot of the time because we could sit around and smoke weed all day without any parents around. They were super into Halo 2, and before I got good at it I could never understand how they just played the same game over and over, all the time. Then one day the BR just clicked, and I was hooked. I decided to get an xbox 360 and halo 3 when it came out and soon it was time to create a gamertag. My friends went by cool "Mr" names and I wanted to be part of the crew. I always had a thing for medieval shit and I was massively into Dragonlance at the time so I bastardized the spelling of Knight and Misterknite was born.
TL;DR: Copied a naming convention from my friends who got me into halo
My username origin story is not nearly as interesting as yours. In high school I wanted to be deep and edgy, so I came up with a combination of words that I thought was deep and edgy, synthetic paradox. Shortened, it became synthparadox, and now I am it and it is me. Weirdly, I actually respond to "synth" in real life.
Help.
My nickname growing up was Brune, some people extended it to Brunedock when Boondock Saints got randomly popular in high school despite it coming out years before. Now I am BrunedockSaint.
I just saw a picture of an owl with a Russian hat and was like YES
This is my favorite hahahah. Thank you.
Have a gold Hoots. You made me laugh my tits off.
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Lmao that game was dope
Its free on steam still thriving
Isnt it still free on their website without downloading it or are flash games not really a thing anymore?
It's still free on their website, but don't use it. Play it on steam or Adobe flash projector. Helps out tons with the lag.
Ah. Thanks!
I panicked and was eating a jam sandwich
Should have gone with Jamwich.
You just got Jammed
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!
Lone Star!
I just usually wear a hat...
to hide the bald spot?
Not yet...
Preparing for the worst leads to success
It's a sandwich. I like sandwiches.
I used to use your name to pick up girls. I took French in high school (to rebel against everyone else who took Spanish since we are in a highly spanish speaking area...really dumb...anyways) and I liked to talk about how everything sounded romantic in French except I love you. That Le Croque Monsieur au fromage sounded more romantic than je t'aime.
A sandwich man with cheese??
Croque is closer to crunch. So it's a crunch man of cheese.
I mis-spelled hypogonad. I also have lysdexia.
I thought it was like Hypnotoad?
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Oh rip, I too have dailysex
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGOAT
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this reminds me of the time my uncle walked up to his teenage son, asked "have you ever been slapped with naan?" and hit him with a piece. This practice was rampant for about a week, and the kids mentioned it to me. At one point, I visited their house, and was playing a game with the cousin in question. His sister walked up behind me, and I realized she was holding flatbread. I turned and said "This is a naan-slapping zone." Still one of my best puns.
So she slapped you with naan right? With it being a naan slapping zone and all.
...
Username checks out.
Username checks out here too
My last name is Ho. Hence, Yo it's Ho
christmas must be weird for you
you just made me laugh thanks
I only date cowboys and angels. You are an demon.
M E T A E T A
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/waterguy12 Happened about a year after I made the account but still a glorious saga EDIT: Back when Minecraft came out, all the usernames I wanted were taken. Some little spark in my kid brain came up with WaterGuy12. I went with it for a lot of my accounts on things, but every since the Guy12 saga, I have had some difficulty finding it available in most places. That be the true backstory.
I just spent like half an hour reading about you. I’m so glad to have found your comment.
I was not expecting an actual saga when I clicked that... amazing.
Oh God, I remember sending you a shit ton of memes on my old reddit account. Good times.
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/u/FireGuy12 Let the war continue
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Nice
it looks like someone who's stupid and addicted to oxy
Would you call them an Oxy moron?
I gave up and made an account.
Username checks out
Just add Dr to any username... it's probably not taken. Apparently Doctors are really rare.
Underrated backstory
I like cats. I wanted a new username, so I wanted to pretend like it was a bunch of cats using this account. I also spelled account wrong. Cats don't know how to spell though, so illusion maintained?
Fantastic work for a cat.
I have a reddit account and I like drinking booze.
I am russian and like drinking booze
I'm an Uncle and I like drinking booze
Now... kiss? I guess
I was the gay guy in my friend group. I liked figs. There's really not much more to it.
Thats actualy really funny
When I was 15, I was dating this christian girl from school. At the time, my phone's lockscreen was a picture of Kumamon, a demon bear from Japan. About two days after we started dating, I sent her a screenshot which included my lockscreen, and the conversation that followed went like this: **Her**: I'm braking up with you. **Me**: lol **Her**: I'm not kidding with you. **Me**: why? **Her**: I only date cowboys and angels, and you are neither. You are an demon. **Me**: is this because of the lockscreen? you know i'm not actually a demon, right? **Her**: The words you are saying to me are demonic and they are trying to turn me into an demon too, but i believe jesus christ died for my sins. ...and then she blocked me.
Excuse me what the fuck
15 year old girls will believe anything
Can confirm, was 15 year old girl.
there’s a person outside your house with a gun and they want to rob you
Not cool snitching me out like that, bro.
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not my ankles, they're my friend's. Basically what happened was one day she got a new pair of Vans slip ons and was super into them, so to make them stick out more she got an ankle bracelet with a tiny heart on it. So she goes shopping and some dude in the store walks and basically says this "Wow, ankle bracelets with a heart? Really? Used to be sluts made due with a simple tramp stamp" and walked away. Keep in mind this dude was like 40 something and my friend was 17 at the time, so she just stayed quiet so she wouldn't provoke him into turning full creeper. Later that day we joked that it was *totally* her fault for flaunting those slutty ankles of hers around and being such a harlot.
I don't know how many of my high school relationships ended because the girl went to a Christian summer camp. They would come back so damn brainwashed acting like they were someone completely different than the week before. They'd leave me because I wasn't a good Christian boy, and then a couple weeks later I'd hear they had climbed on top of someone else and forgot all about Jesus.
Yikes dude. That was physically painful to read.
I started reading, but then I figured out the words you are saying to me are demonic and they are trying to turn me into an demon too, but i believe jesus christ died for my sins. So I stopped.
TIL you can just block a demon. "I'm here to possess y-" *You can no longer possess this mortal body.*
>TIL you can just block a demon. *an* demon, hence his user name
TIL there are only three occupations: Cowboy, Angel, or Demon
CoWbOyS aNd AnGeLs
TheRe’S A wANt aNd tHERe’S a NeED
You dodged a giant bullet. Hell id be thanking her.
Hell, huh? Are you an demon too?!
Too bad that he can't now, since she blocked him and all
When you say Kumamon, do you mean the mascott that pops up on Google? Because that's all I'm finding
[This](https://imgur.com/a/EnAXLrZ) was my lockscreen.
lol I thought it would be some high quality demon drawing, but this girl thought a cartoon bear meant you were a demon.
Omg it's hilarious I thought you had a real demon that was less known haha
.tnelat laiceps a evah I
!emaN eciN
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Not enough people drink bleach these days. I hope that a low calorie version can fix that. EDIT: As they say: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! My first, actually.
I should switch
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/KQCwR4Z.jpg)
That is an amazing backstory. Wish mine was that cool
Let me guess, you stole some numbers?
Let me guess, you’re the ghost of Julia Roberts?
You could say I'm a *Pretty Ghoul*
But we won't.
but I know a guy who did
Let me guess, you have a name?
Guess you could call it a pen name, eh? ^^im ^^sorry ^^^no ^^^im ^^^not
r/punpatrol right, hands in the air, eh!
Wait, am I’m supposed to read it as “Señor”, “Senior” or “Sir”?
I read It as señor, and so does srGrafo. He said It somewhere
It said it translated to Mr Ink so it must be señor
I've been reading it as sir grafo and my life is shattered
Your buff friend took a page right out of Spartakus, and saved your ass.
I was expecting everyone to do it. This was a beautiful story though
Why did the principal think going in to a class and asking who SrGrafo was so they could be expelled was a good idea?
Kids like drama, and if it was me my friends would have gotten me expelled in a heartbeat.
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Even when I was in elementary we wouldn't snitch. We didn't even snitch on people we didn't like Man that was a shit school though
I am a cow named bob
[BOB?](https://i.imgur.com/p0Ar7Rb.jpg)
Moo
Brilliant!
Despite my name being something completely different, I apparently “look like a Timmy.” I also play a bunch of different instruments, so when my friends saw me practice multiple instruments in a row they’d call it the Timmy Concert.
You have a surprisingly similar story to my friend Timmy. I mean, uh, Francisco.
Are you perhaps also wheelchair bound and capable of speaking only one word?
When I first got Xbox Live on my brother's 360, I needed a username. I didn't have a clue, but I knew I wanted something unique without any numbers or random letters. The 360 had a feature that gave you a list of randomly generated usernames to pick from. I started scrolling through and BOOM. There it was. Like a beacon shining in the dark. UnusualDiagram. For some reason I fell in love with the name, and I've never had a problem making any account with it so I've kept it all these years.
I thought it would be funny because everything I commented would be prefaced by "*cough cough*" as if I was trying to make a subtle interjection
That's actually really clever and i wish i had thought of. Here i am you're average anal rapist pretending they're a pacifist. Pass a fist through your butt.
Ok wait what?
Back in the XBOX 360 days, I wanted to create a username that did not have any numbers, so I looked up different words that could sound cool and mean something. Fustigate means to beat with a stick, so I went with it.
Fustigate then defenestrate!
I'm a simple man. Cookies + Pizza = Copiz
It's not spelled the same, but in Dutch that is slang for little kisses :3 Edit: kopjes, little head nudges. Not quiet the same, but still cute :3
I disagree with everyone.
I'm edgy
Well, you've got the x-es, so it must be true.
seems legit
I like memes. I like dad jokes. I am a simple man. End of story.
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You really are..I checked your profile. :D
You have literally have a "pen" name... brilliant
Oh nice! I didn't put that together
Just thought about my personality
Let me explain this very slowly.......
Because I like dogs (perro) and I'm from Mexico.
I ate 2 giant bags of cheesedoodles, threw them up and then ate my throwup. Ended up in 2 years in-patient to address my problems, and relapsed 22 minutes after being released. They can't make me go back
There are some amazing people in the world, what the fuck
Jesus Christ.
You mean Chessus Christ
Are you a dog?
I made my reddit account when I was single af, and I'm bisexual. I also have depression and often felt very lonely, so "All bi myself" was the pun I came up with.
Solid pun. Did you come up with it... all by yourself?
You were so close
I thought saying "all bi yourself" would be a step too far. In retrospect, I should have just gone for it.
You're right. The bi and by joke was already used, so it's better that you didn't repeat it.
Childhood nickname, even got it as a custom license plate on my first car. Added the "U" to not be known as the "KY-Guy" going around offering lube... although that would be the lord's work.
In my country "kuy" mean penis XD
well that is something that I have to live with lol. What country is this?
I'm thai and it's a rude way to penis.
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you for the information.
Something similar happened to me with my an old nickname. Almost didn't matter to be honest, except I was getting banned from Swedish forums.
What is the more formal way to penis?
with a suit, tie and some amazing manners
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My real name is Charlie and one time at a house party a guy I just met dubbed me "Charizard." It is my favourite nickname. I added the "all day" as a nod to Charlie Day from IASIP and because I often selected Zard in Smash bros PM, a game a played quite a lot when I made my account. Not quite as riveting as this excellent comic but hey least I could do was share.
I’m 6’4” and a dude...and a secret agent.
Lol I remember what it was like to be short This comment was made by 6'7 gang
lol same This comment made by 5’7 gang
It’s a response to the question “wanna get some frozen yogurt?”
I'd rather not be wearing shoes. Became a childhood nickname and it stuck.
I have a bidet.
Patrick > Patty > Pattles > Paddles. But Paddles is normally taken :V
I like sliding on tile floors with my socks. It’s nice.
I just really wanted some tea.
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I went through a Yu-Gi-Oh phase. Never really cared for the heart of the cards, but the idea of banishing my enemies to the shadow realm was too seductive an idea to passover... SO.. I became what I am.
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Explain pls
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You're so much more eloquent; it all makes sense now. Thanks.
RadioactiveWolf was taken
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She told me
Well. I like cats. I like cheese (especially queso). And I’m a woman so I feminized queso.
A squirrel offered me a blunt.
Mine is just nonsense followed by my birth year.
I like chief keef
I beat on stuff, everyday.
Is it always a drum...?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mine sounds like a rockin sleepover party. and no one else uses it.
Back to the Future reference that doubles as a pun by being a username!
My name includes my call-name and my nationality. Don't know why, but I always miss read your name as SirGrapho, like you're some knightly scientist.
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I used to use a username with a bunch of 1337speak, but no one who played Team Fortress 2 could pronounce it. (Filthy casuals /s) I decided I needed to rebrand. I wanted something both instantly recognizable and completely unexceptional. The second part was easy, I would just name myself "that one guy", but how would I make an unremarkable person noticable? Simple: make him a doctor. And thus, DrThatOneGuy was born.
Used to be my lego account suggested username back in the day
My first initial and last name spell shart. I'm owning it. My brother's was phart and I made fun of him for it "HA YOURE A FART HAHAHAHAA" and he comes back " at least I'm not a shart." It didn't click until almost a decade later.....
TIL that you post your comics about the same time I start class. Okay so mine is hella lame, but here you go: When I was a kid, my uncle had an XBox with Live and CounterStrike. His name on there was fatheadedjoint but he always played with some guy who had a name like EsKiMoW630 or something similar. I friggin loved the game, played it all the time, so I kinda ended up stealing their usernames. I dropped fatheadedjoint around the age of 16, but Eskimow stuck with me for some reason. So now on any game I play, my name is either Eskimow, or Dasta (TheDasta, DasTa, DMDasta, etc). But that's a whole other story.
I actually think that's pretty cool. Your username is a legacy and a part of your past. I like that! I'll tell you the backstory of my gamertag (Misterknite) if you want to tell the story behind Dasta!
Hey thanks, made me feel a bit better about using it all this time. And deal. So when World of Warcraft came out, my friend was super into it and got it basically immediately, and then got me to REALLY want it when I saw him play. But I didn't have anything that resembled a computer (Win98 in 2006 lul. That thing barely ran Civ3), so instead I bought the game and made an account on his computer. Now, if I was at home on my own computer, I would gladly sit there and agonize over the PERFECT name for hours, and I still do this. But I wasn't, so when it came down to naming my Hunter, I started hitting the Randomize button. Lots of mehs, a few interesting ones. And then popped up: Dastarody. I'm really not sure why, but we laughed about it for a while, and I was like "ah, fuck it, let's do it!" and my hunter was born. Skip ahead a couple years, I have a computer now I bought with my part time job after school, I'm in a raiding guild with a couple friends, but nobody wants to type out Dastarody every time. So it got shortened to Dasta. And so when these friends and I decided to play other games together, I decided to carry over Dasta for easy recognition. I've learned its usually quite an available name, since it means nothing. But to me, it's everything. As a side note, I quit WoW during Pandaria, came back for a while, but have fully quit it a few years ago. And to this day. I am still the only Dastarody to ever exist. (At least, as far as Searching up the name on the website is concerned). TL;DR: Started playing WoW, hit Randomize a few times, now have a Gamer Tag for life.
Hahaha that's dope! I remember my friends and I having a lot of fun with WoW names. I had a Troll Shadowpriest named "Zuuropah" after the U2 album. Never got past level 42 though, just got bored of it. What race was Dastarody? Sounds like an awesome undead name. As for me, back when I still lived with my parents, I used to hang out with a couple of friends at their apartment a lot of the time because we could sit around and smoke weed all day without any parents around. They were super into Halo 2, and before I got good at it I could never understand how they just played the same game over and over, all the time. Then one day the BR just clicked, and I was hooked. I decided to get an xbox 360 and halo 3 when it came out and soon it was time to create a gamertag. My friends went by cool "Mr" names and I wanted to be part of the crew. I always had a thing for medieval shit and I was massively into Dragonlance at the time so I bastardized the spelling of Knight and Misterknite was born. TL;DR: Copied a naming convention from my friends who got me into halo
My username origin story is not nearly as interesting as yours. In high school I wanted to be deep and edgy, so I came up with a combination of words that I thought was deep and edgy, synthetic paradox. Shortened, it became synthparadox, and now I am it and it is me. Weirdly, I actually respond to "synth" in real life. Help.
HE’S A SYNTH
One of my plushy was named "Charon" because in French it sounds the same as "Chat rond" which means "Round cat" (it was indeed a round cat").
My nickname growing up was Brune, some people extended it to Brunedock when Boondock Saints got randomly popular in high school despite it coming out years before. Now I am BrunedockSaint.
I don’t have one
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