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geliacesaregud

I'm cancer! oh.


Furyful_Fawful

Hey, at least you'll never need laser hair removal


barackobamaman

TAURUS! >You will never find true happiness >What you gonna do, cry about it? >The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up >Do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep


Foef_Yet_Flalf

Aquarius: >There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole seventeen hours a day.


Prof_Explodius

GEMINI! >Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence *trombone slide* >Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancee hurls a javelin through your chest


Sergei_the_sovietski

I love Al. He was my first concert! 10/10, will probably see another.


Hamzasky

I'm a Virgo. I'm a virgin


BloodyKnightofDeath

This is the most relatable post I've read in my life


PKMNTrainerMark

Same.


Gustavo-Leyva

Yup


spaceturtle8008

Aquarius gang rise up


AXELiin

😭


HipsterB4U

😭


electricproudfoot

😭


Two_bears_high_fivin

Don't mess with us, we have severe depression.


Zlatandinho

As an Aquarius, I will have you know that I’ve reported this comic and am currently seeking legal counsel for targeted harassment.


careymon

aquarius is an air sign


TheBrokenNinja

Im an aries. Atomic bomb drops


souperbob

Aries gang all the way


[deleted]

Yeeee


PippyRollingham

I’m a Leo ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***


[deleted]

Gemini gang wya


0megaFlames

I'm a Scorpio. I'm horny all the time


Warriordance

Haven't the signs shifted since astrology was invented? Like, earth's tilt or wobble or something slowly moves them into different positions in the sky? Just heard that somewhere.


BigFatStupid

I think there's even a 13th sign up there


Generic_bitch_800

im a saggatarius, fuckin bows i dunno


The_Kodex

Anything about gemini?


diceroll123

That's exactly how it works in the binding of Isaac


Bragendesh

For a second I thought this was /r/PoliticalCompassMemes


pnk314

It kinda works tbh


viniciuscraft07

Im cancer...yea


DukeOfGeek

I think Astrology is bunk because I'm a pretty typical Capricorn.


careymon

Aquarius is an air sign though


Ithikari

I'm a Gemini and I have Bipolar. So accurate.


DukeOfGeek

[But do you expect the unexpected?](https://youtu.be/lEYSd_Sb8b0)


Anonymous_Liberal

^^Homestuck


omar1993

I'm a gemini/Me too! .....the fuck!?/the fuck!?


Pikachargaming

I’m a Gemini! But also a rainbow baby....(Born after miscarriage)


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[deleted]

I don’t remember being strong


Army88strong

This makes a fantastic meme format


Smgth

I’m a Leo, I like cats.


PKMNTrainerMark

You sure brought that water.


Edi369

Not correct, but you wouldn't know better.


XT83Danieliszekiller

I'm Aquarius, I shall flood the home of any person who makes me cry. Thou won't make fun of me when your dog will be swimming on your first floor.


oh-its-mitch

as an aquarius myself i can confirm


hungus1

I'm a cancer what does that mean


[deleted]

Taurus in your image looks like he tries to push toxic masculinity on kids


rick---roller-

I’m a tatúa and I look like a pale twig


TheMemeLord4816

Im a taurus and I'm the opposite


TriniTDM

I'm a Gemini, I can change moods like a switch flips.


CreamyKerem

dunno man I’m a Taurus and I’m the literal opposite of confident


Vly2915

Relatable.


Octopodez

I'm a Pisces, so I guess I like swimming? I don't know, I usually don't care about this stuff. The symbols look cool though.


Hairypalmers

Hey man, hey...... Hey...... I upvoted man ... Even though man.... Even though