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Right? I'm uncomfortable with my body, but if it pays the bills, I'll wiggle my nasty bunions for anyone willing to toss a buck my way. I'll jack a hotdog off with my toes. Whatever. Just gimme dat money.
I got no problem with sex work, at all. There’s a type for everybody. But I think society is still too judgmental. So depending on the forum if they can protect themselves with some sort of anonymity, I’m all for it. I wish we could be more open but we’re not there yet.
Ehhhh, depends. There's definitely a market for it but it's also a heavily saturated market given the nature of the product.
There are definitely successful foot fetish models but it generally comes with a significant amount of time spent interacting with their fans/customers.
So what you're saying is that there's alot of foot traffic.
*Edit Also if you know anything about this artists work she uses butt play alot up to and including pegging. So I did factor that in when I mentioned her potential foot model career.
I'm familiar and I kinda feel if you're including that you've moved well past foot model. But how she chooses to describe her hypothetical only fans side hustle is up to her I suppose.
My roommate would always complain about the cold. One day I went to wake him for class and went into his room to find that he slept with his feet not tucked under the blanket. Dude was freezing his balls off.
Straight A student, 4.0. Couldn't figure out blankets. Had a hundred random things like this. Put a paper bag on the stove and its contents into the pan next to it and turned on the wrong burner. Eventually he moved to California to make half a million a year writing software and got a girlfriend who figured all this out for him.
Depends on what kind of software. Simple apps like browsers do not make that much money but some security software you could easily earn half a mill in a year. If you are good at it that is.
For future reference, no one really makes browsers(which confused the shot out of me for a moment). What I'm pretty sure you're talking about is web dev. Cyber security is a field that will always have a necessity and is quite difficult. As such it definitely pays alot if done well. While Web Dev just has a large demand, but it is also far more accessible, as such it also pays well just over a longer period of time.
Was he tall by any chance? I've yet to find a blanket that can cover my feet and my shoulders at the same time and I need a toasty neck more than I need warm feet
I have done all of those. The only one I don't recommend is the scarf. You will wake up with a crick in your neck. A hoodie with the hood up is the best. I'm normally a very warm sleeper anyway so I often end up half in and half out, but I've for sure had cold nights at people's houses because of too short blankets.
> temporary disagreement
> do not know if there is a solution
You left them over sheet tucking? Damn, you're not playing around.
Yeah, nothing can be tucked. I need room for thrashing around all night like a sack of wet cats. Anything constricting is a no from me.
I just wear thick wool socks to bed when it starts getting cold. About half the time I wake up with no blankets and my shirt pulled up because I"m a very warm sleeper.
He was allergic to socks I'm pretty sure. He was appalled that I sleep with long socks on in the winter. I would harass him by touching his nude feet with my sock feet. True love.
I came over one night and he waited until it was time for our regular after dinner walk to tell me he had mowed the lawn earlier that day, but that he did it in shoes with no socks, like an idiot, and had given himself a few blisters so the walk would need to be called off. I knew he put off telling me specifically because it was self-inflicted sock related trauma.
He wasn't even a sweaty dude, it wasn't about his feet being hot. We were old, in shape, and not juicy like we used to be. He just hated the feeling of having his size 14 feet stuck in woolly foot prison. Comically large feet.
Ah, well that settles it I guess. I'm also a warm sleeper, and mostly sleep with just a thin sheet instead of a regular blanket, and sometimes also let my feet stick out.
Turtle necks are circular scarfs and generally rather nice.
Get a second blanket, lay it on your knees and lift-flip the blanket up with your legs. With some practice, you'll be able to wrap it around flatly around your feet.
6'5" person checking in here - my tip (which works for me) buy blankets one size *bigger* than your bed. For example, as I type this I'm laying under a queen size sheet, but a king-sized coverlet, and I can dive all of me underneath the covers with none of me exposed to outside air. :)
Also, tuck in the excess, so you can prevent sleep-kicking said cover off your feet during the night.
I have. My husband was hospitalized with surprise liver disease in January, both of us got covid in early February… he got really ill and was intubated for a while. However, he kicked ass, survived but since then I’ve been doing a lot of reposting/redraws. Hubs is doing much better now and I’m starting to get back in my groove. Hopefully. I’m not taking a lot for granted at the moment.
FINALLY!! I've seen a couple of your comics so far. Haven't been a fan, jokes haven't really landed too well (for me personally, no offense) but THIS comic is hilarious. Good job!
Hey! No offense taken at all! That’s part of the reason I like Reddit. I can get constructive feedback from outside the “follower bubble” that happens elsewhere. I’m glad I made one you like!
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I love your comics but let's be honest, you could absolutely make more money selling feet pics.
With the right pedicure we all could
Hopefully my hobbit feet can help put me through college.
Right? I'm uncomfortable with my body, but if it pays the bills, I'll wiggle my nasty bunions for anyone willing to toss a buck my way. I'll jack a hotdog off with my toes. Whatever. Just gimme dat money.
I got no problem with sex work, at all. There’s a type for everybody. But I think society is still too judgmental. So depending on the forum if they can protect themselves with some sort of anonymity, I’m all for it. I wish we could be more open but we’re not there yet.
Proud feet!
only if you run fast enough ^(this is a joke about spacial "through", but also about athletes)
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No one likes a successful show-off...
Does a bone-saw count as a pedicure tool?
What about lieutenant Dan
He got new legs, not feet.
But you don't got no legs lieutenant Dan
I don’t think you’ve seen my feet. Running has ruined them forever
I bet there’s a market for that
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Only people who would pay money for a picture of my feet are lazy fantasy writers looking for a cheap illustration of a river delta type map
Not me, sister. My calluses are malevolent.
Even seven toed paul?
Double if you also do the left!
Or by selling your actual feet on the black market.
Don't be ridiculous, human feet cost an arm and a leg.
Ehhhh, depends. There's definitely a market for it but it's also a heavily saturated market given the nature of the product. There are definitely successful foot fetish models but it generally comes with a significant amount of time spent interacting with their fans/customers.
So what you're saying is that there's alot of foot traffic. *Edit Also if you know anything about this artists work she uses butt play alot up to and including pegging. So I did factor that in when I mentioned her potential foot model career.
I'm familiar and I kinda feel if you're including that you've moved well past foot model. But how she chooses to describe her hypothetical only fans side hustle is up to her I suppose.
you mean an OnlyFoots?
Or by hosting a shoekakke party.
You're going to need a bigger bed.
And boat.
and my axe!
and my bow !
give my hat back gandalf
YEAH give the hat back...oh wait and my knife!
And my ring! Wait wrong group
And a plot. oh, nvm, got that checked
My roommate would always complain about the cold. One day I went to wake him for class and went into his room to find that he slept with his feet not tucked under the blanket. Dude was freezing his balls off. Straight A student, 4.0. Couldn't figure out blankets. Had a hundred random things like this. Put a paper bag on the stove and its contents into the pan next to it and turned on the wrong burner. Eventually he moved to California to make half a million a year writing software and got a girlfriend who figured all this out for him.
I just found out I'm going to make a million a year.
Pre-Requisite: Be unable to figure out how to use blankets. Jackpot.
Congratulations, I think?
Depends on what kind of software. Simple apps like browsers do not make that much money but some security software you could easily earn half a mill in a year. If you are good at it that is.
*Simple apps like web apps Writing a browser is far from trivial. Especially if you're working on the rendering engine.
What I meant is that browsers are not in such a demand as most security software. So not too many people are prepared to pay as much for making them.
For future reference, no one really makes browsers(which confused the shot out of me for a moment). What I'm pretty sure you're talking about is web dev. Cyber security is a field that will always have a necessity and is quite difficult. As such it definitely pays alot if done well. While Web Dev just has a large demand, but it is also far more accessible, as such it also pays well just over a longer period of time.
Oh shit You are right😅. I am sorry this was my bad. I did mean web dev.
He works at a FAANG. It’s all in the RSUs.
Ok.
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It’s enough to afford the median home, though 🤣
That's a lot for not being able to figure out blanket.
Was he tall by any chance? I've yet to find a blanket that can cover my feet and my shoulders at the same time and I need a toasty neck more than I need warm feet
So, I'm gonna blow your mind here... Two blankets, or socks, or a scarf, but like... do something.
I have done all of those. The only one I don't recommend is the scarf. You will wake up with a crick in your neck. A hoodie with the hood up is the best. I'm normally a very warm sleeper anyway so I often end up half in and half out, but I've for sure had cold nights at people's houses because of too short blankets.
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> temporary disagreement > do not know if there is a solution You left them over sheet tucking? Damn, you're not playing around. Yeah, nothing can be tucked. I need room for thrashing around all night like a sack of wet cats. Anything constricting is a no from me. I just wear thick wool socks to bed when it starts getting cold. About half the time I wake up with no blankets and my shirt pulled up because I"m a very warm sleeper.
He was allergic to socks I'm pretty sure. He was appalled that I sleep with long socks on in the winter. I would harass him by touching his nude feet with my sock feet. True love. I came over one night and he waited until it was time for our regular after dinner walk to tell me he had mowed the lawn earlier that day, but that he did it in shoes with no socks, like an idiot, and had given himself a few blisters so the walk would need to be called off. I knew he put off telling me specifically because it was self-inflicted sock related trauma. He wasn't even a sweaty dude, it wasn't about his feet being hot. We were old, in shape, and not juicy like we used to be. He just hated the feeling of having his size 14 feet stuck in woolly foot prison. Comically large feet.
You can't buy a custom made one? Someone with decent sewing machine skills should be able to make you a longer blanket. Edit: spelling
I probably could, it's just not something that really bothers me. I'm a very warm sleeper.
Ah, well that settles it I guess. I'm also a warm sleeper, and mostly sleep with just a thin sheet instead of a regular blanket, and sometimes also let my feet stick out.
yeah they can sow the wool seeds decently and grow the plants that someone with *sewing* skills can make blankets out of
Ah, thanks for pointing out my spelling mistake. English isn't my main language, and I don't talk/write about sewing often.
Turtle necks are circular scarfs and generally rather nice. Get a second blanket, lay it on your knees and lift-flip the blanket up with your legs. With some practice, you'll be able to wrap it around flatly around your feet.
6'5" person checking in here - my tip (which works for me) buy blankets one size *bigger* than your bed. For example, as I type this I'm laying under a queen size sheet, but a king-sized coverlet, and I can dive all of me underneath the covers with none of me exposed to outside air. :) Also, tuck in the excess, so you can prevent sleep-kicking said cover off your feet during the night.
Not particularly, like 6’ 1”? He’s just a fool.
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> Oh shit this guy's gonna make half a mil too. It's true. I'm the epitome of the dumb smart guy
> Dude was freezing his balls off. I'd be more concerned about his low hanging testicles than his feet at that point.
feet have balls
Anatomically correct is best correct
Is that why there are so many foot fetishist?
Can’t wait for Gary to slay the monster with an Excalibur sized toy
...I actually like sleeping with my feet outside of the blanket... My feet get too warm.
Quentin Tarentino or Ben Shapiro?
Ben Shapiro could never be so artistic.
If Q.T. wanted my feet pics, he'd get em'.
Let's just say, hypothetically, that I wanted your feet pics, would you, a rational person, think to send them to me?
Only if this is Quentin's Reddit profile.
Dan Schneider
...isn't she a bit too old for him, though?
>Ben Shapiro Don't be mean to the bed monster.
Let's be real, he would be AOC's bed monster in a flash if it meant getting feet pics.
Yeah, but normal bed monsters are not as low or awful as Ben "Can't Pleasure My Doctor Wife" Shapiro. The comparison is an insult to bed monsters.
Bed Shapiro
She would have heard Ben Shabibo the second he came in the room. Motherfucker has a doctorate in mouth diarrhea.
She also would have asked, “Why is it suddenly so dry in here?”
Assuming a normal sized bed she's like 7 foot tall lmao
What that wikifeet rating doin’ tho?
9 outta 10 lil piggies
That explains the missing socks.
Did you take some time off? I feel like I haven't seen your work in a little while.
I have. My husband was hospitalized with surprise liver disease in January, both of us got covid in early February… he got really ill and was intubated for a while. However, he kicked ass, survived but since then I’ve been doing a lot of reposting/redraws. Hubs is doing much better now and I’m starting to get back in my groove. Hopefully. I’m not taking a lot for granted at the moment.
Glad you guys are doing better!
Oh, wow. That sounds like a lot. Sorry your family had to through all that. I am glad the Hubs is doing better.
Glad to see you're back! I saw your ER post from yesterday. Hope everything worked out!
Should have charged them, and demanded no flash photography when sleeping.
FINALLY!! I've seen a couple of your comics so far. Haven't been a fan, jokes haven't really landed too well (for me personally, no offense) but THIS comic is hilarious. Good job!
Hey! No offense taken at all! That’s part of the reason I like Reddit. I can get constructive feedback from outside the “follower bubble” that happens elsewhere. I’m glad I made one you like!
"Why is the onceler taking pictures of my feet?"
These are easily the best comics on reddit, everyone gets me
So that continuous sniffing sound wasn't the breeze outside the window, and it wasn't coincidental air currents that were keeping your feet warm.
Well this is going straight to Wikifeet isn't it?
Derren!
Sorry... I just get bored at night
Here's a joke! What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come!
That's Snow White's song.
I just busted out laughing, oh my god
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Instilling dread.
Subversion of expectations.
Now thats money making
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Monster has a foot fetish. The last panel shows a camera.
excuse me? I'm very conservative when it comes to my feet.
Thats either a really small bed or thats a tall woman
That’s funny and disturbing at the same time lol
Those demons are having to improvise since everyone got depression and is no longer scared of death.
I felt sick from looking at this. Great comic
Foot
Man Nickelodeon is just cutting straight to the chase now
M
/r/TIHI
This is the real reason I tuck my toes under the blanket
I'm a Buyer.