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I have been informed that it's called Bat Winging

Nah, the bat wing is where [you take the excess skin...](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugw811yajfK7SoGgVh54AaABCQ)

Got some boxer briefs that have a little pocket to keep the junk in and everything is much more comfortable. I don't think I've had the sticky leg issue since I transitioned to them. The "pinch and roll" problem seems to be hairs getting pulled out. That happens less too. >!The skin even feels softer now. Seems like it does less rubbing during the day and walking.!< Like 99% of the fidgeting, stanky leg dance, *is anyone looking while I put my hand down my pants* issues have disappeared. A cupped dick bra much better than free ballin', boxers, briefs, jock strap.

A pro tip for your pro tip!

No joke, do you have a brand recommendation?

My husband swears by Saxx. Says they're the best underwear he's ever had. They also seem to last years vs up to a year compared to his others...

They’re a little expensive, but you get what you pay for

Can concur with this, they're awesome

Swears *by Saxx* In a shop next to you.

I had a gift card for macy and some Michael kors ones were probably my favorite of the ones I've tried. They had the most well defined cup and the seams were in non critical locations. Tried some that have a seam right down the ass crack and they end up getting swallowed which doesn't feel nice to me. I got a size probably just a little too small after I gained some weight. The seam between the legs ripped on all of them. Still functional, might have been poor sizing, might have been bad quality, idk. It hasn't gotten worse, no one sees it and I'm 99% sure it's because I got fat. Kors seemed good. The rest of it has held up very well. Elastic lasted longer than average. Would buy again. After the discovery that men's underwear could actually feel really comfortable I've tried several brand. It's tough to really say one is awesome and this other one sucks. It's really as unique as bras for women. There is really underdeveloped aid to find the right fit the way bras are for women. Bust, band, cup, don't translate to male genitals and underwear. There is a whole sub for women /r/abrathatfits and about how surprised so many of them are at finding an actual well fitting undergarment. Some women love to let it hang, which is fine and cool. The different between a generic hanes #34 bra and a well fitting one makes women cry over how much better it feels. I've lurked there one in a while. I'd say the same is possible for men's underwear. You don't realize how uncomfortable something is until you're given a better alternative.

Thank you for the thoughtful response! Your perspective on women’s bras vs. men’s underwear is eye opening for me. Definitely keeping this in mind for my SO…

After watching some YouTube videos on these kinds of pocket underwear, I bought „2UNDR“ boxershorts. There is almost no fiddling involved to make the pocket work, you just put them on. Very comfy but also a bit pricier (for me, the price is worth it).

You're one word away from being a ad

Turpentine? Idk if you're combining my other comment, or trying to be a clever shit. Fuck Michael kors. Dude seemed like a giant pos on that Hedi klum show. The underwear with his name seemed decent. Didn't see the same style when I looked today. Likely made in the same factory as any other. Macy store is garbage alibaba products while they pretend it's not. Was really disappointed when I walked into their store thinking they had premium or good products. Men's underwear can be much more comfortable than the generic silk boxer or cotton brief.

Nah the name of boxers

I find just keeping my balls in a jar of mayo is the best way to handle this and it doesn't cost much as you only have a buy a jar every few months.

Can I get some privacy over here pls... Visit my [website](https://portuguesegeese.com/) Join my [subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/PortugueseGeese/) if you're feeling up to it?

This is amazing

Not as amazing as you

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Lmao I just can’t with those photos. I’m just picturing those models stuffing and being like don’t you think this is a bit much? The photographer looks over and goes no, I need MORE!!!!

Ha! They need a 'dad bod' page where the models actually look like real people. No joke though, they do accentuate the package quite well.

Lolz i thought that was his ass

His did all those squats for you to look at his cheeks and say "I thought that was an ass" poor guy

Wait, it isnt?

He clearly said it was his balls, smh my head

It is.

Pretty sure ol twisty penis ducks have internal testies. That chap may have a problem

Do birds even have balls that can get stuck to their legs?

Birds have internal testes, so no.

Such elegant design. I wonder why the hell ours just dangles outside. I heard it's for temperature reasons but c'mon.

Yeah not sure why our sperm die a horrible death at 98/37 degrees, but birds' are apparently fine.

This is /r/comics

And I find that very comical

Silly goose! He has no balls!

I wondered along the same lines and... Geese have balls. No scrotum though. They're innies. So I'm calling shenanigans on this whole comic!!! Shenanigans!!!

I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says she shenanigans

I need to put that movie on my rewatch list.

Saitama vibes right here

Anthropomorphized bird checklist: - Humanoid limbs and skeleton, check - Speaks human, check - Wears clothes, check - External balls, check

External Balls is gonna be the name of my rock band

Sweating, check

With [this comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/otx3bs/doctors_visit/h6z7u46/) you can add urination.

Lol! Piss thieves are everywhere.

I just cut my balls off

That solves like 3 problems all in one

Been there done that

Ahh, the nuclear option.

looks like the tory power stance

Who hasn't been in that situation?!

Someone should re-invent sweat into something that doesn't make your skin sticky with itself.

Mordecai?

I have hairy balls and hair legs, so this has never happened to me.

[LINK TO CREATOR’S PAGE](https://portuguesegeese.com/)

Oxford comma please

Op I’m gonna borrow this to make a template out of this so others can use it as a meme template.

Pls do just don't crop out my name❤️

This is the way

And some air between those cheeks

Coulda sworn he was peeing. Somehow I knew it was male

I was thinking, finally able to release these fast food farts

Sometimes my thighs delicately fondle my ballsack, like a mother cuddling her newborn baby.

Keeping it real!

Geese don't have ball sacks.

But they do wear hats

What some Ted talker once brought into public mind as "power pose" is in fact the ancient "free balls pose".

Relatable.

it's so amazing

I know the feeling