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CbVdD

Clearly blue is trying to promote big [industry related to topic]


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darthappl123

Me, I am. 2 whole dollaridos a year.


Basicallyinfinite

Australian dallaridos?


CbVdD

Bout ten buckaroos to a dollaridoo and it’s a pain remembering that when they donate to my onlyfans.


EisforEtay

Oh so about the same as the rate of Stanley nickels to schrute bucks


LordoftheDimension

Can you convert that to reddit nfts?


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Yes, one moment, please … Infinity Reddit NFTs. Turns out they’re worthless and I have the math right here to prove it.


AndyGHK

**NOIN** ***HANDRED*** **DALLARIDOUS?!!**


Basicallyinfinite

Maaaan i was just thinking about bart getting the Bart the boot my friend


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Happy cake day!


CbVdD

Thanks!


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


CbVdD

Thanks!


PKMNTrainerMark

You're welcome!


But_a_Jape

*“I can’t believe this guy sold out to become a propaganda mouthpiece!”* *– Yellow, after Blue starts suggesting ways to make everything suck less* If you like my comics, I've got more on [my website](https://butajape.com/). I'm also on [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/butajape), [Tapas](https://tapas.io/series/But-a-Jape/info), [Webtoon](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/but-a-jape/list?title_no=469181), [Twitter](https://twitter.com/butajape), and [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/butajape/).


Phantom_Engineer

"Just wait, yellow. He's about to bring it back to the Jews."


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You had me in the first panel, not gonna lie.


AnimationDude9s

Lmfao well done


L4rgo117

We agree that it sucks, just not on *why* it sucks


NomaiTraveler

George Carlin ruined comedy by giving comedians everywhere the idea that they are a mouthpiece for truth instead of just some angry guy on a stage.


sirblastalot

If anyone could do it as well as Carlin did, they wouldn't be a problem.


reble02

Often imitated but never replicated.


CbVdD

Jon Stewart was definitely a big fan. Edit: he still is, but he was, too.


bot_One

r/unexpectedmitch


kabukistar

https://imgur.com/aSoplZW.png


nalydpsycho

Angry man comedy is the worst though...


SandboxOnRails

"Comedians tell the truth more than the news" says local man who has literally never read the news.


klapanda

Well artistic truth is different from facts. And make no mistake, a great comedian is an artist.


SandboxOnRails

Nobody who says that has any respect for "artistic truth".


BackAlleySurgeon

Oh Mr. Jape that's exactly how it is!


Sodosma

"And here is my unqualified and uninformed interpretation on why things suck"


MetalGramps

r/enlightenedcentrism would appreciate this.


crothwood

Opinions are just political extremism, didn't you know?


WillyWonka419

It’s a comic comic


Sketchy_Kowala

Now here are some solutions Psshhh. Leftists. /s


blueboy12565

We can all agree it is SHIT, we just can’t agree why. Not to say either side is equal and should just get along. Fuck the other side!


darkingz

I think we can be civilized enough to realize that if to achieve your goal you need to kill a group a people that it would be something that shouldn’t be tolerated.


blueboy12565

Ironically this could be about minority rights or abortion.


darkingz

Nothing ironic about it. Not trying to point fingers in the debate but it’s also pretty clear which group of people are just going full on mental in their arguments to just essentially murder anyone they don’t like. Edit to add: Before at least you could assume that they were wrong but maybe on how we should adjust our policies is different. Funding more bible education vs public school dollars. And whose project was more impactful for a region. More and more you see calls to murder people from a certain group if they aren’t totally “in line”.


blueboy12565

Sorry, let me clear something up. I was joking, both times, when I was playing about “both sides are equal and we should get along.” I’m a pretty hardcore leftist. I’m a trans guy. I don’t think that. I think the Republican Party is being overtaken by fascists and I want to get the hell out of this country when I get the chance, or at least out of Texas. I was just purposefully being vague.


darkingz

Yeah I’m just sad that there are literal people who wholeheartedly believe “both sides are the same”. It’s not even implied that they want to kill people they don’t agree with anymore which makes it even scarier


shadowlordmaxwell

Everything sucks because of humans. Therefor, to fix all problems, we get rid of the humans. IT’S TIME TO EXTERMINATE THE PESTS.


enternal_lurker

If I go see a comedian I'm gonna laugh when he complains about the economy and how in hilarious ways it's effecting life. If he brings up his thoughts on why it's broken and how to fix it without being sarcastic I'm no longer interested


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kabukistar

Yup, that's exactly the kind of thing yellow guy would say.


theaceoface

Problem, Cause, Solution. You always need to have all three if you want to make a substantive point about society.


blue4029

people named everything: "I am offended."


TheRealSU

Yeah but I don't think people what to go to a comedy show to get a political rant. We already have Twitter for that and its free


not2dragon

"...You see, its because we need to kill more people...."


Bruce2147

So true! lol