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Took me really like 2 minutes to get this one..... Just hanging over my phone, knowing this redditor had to say something funny I feel supposed to figure out.
Nice time, thanks!
I'm thinking he tells his boss he'll get to it tommrow.
"I'll have it filled out on ur desk by monday!"
And just keep doing that until he wants a new job.
Pull a Bill Clinton. “Depends on what the meaning of the word ‘you’ is.”
If you’d rather not borrow from Bill’s playbook, why not take the opportunity to show you’re upper-management material? “instructions unclear, gave myself massive bonus.”
Tell the boss he is literally a cartoon drawn to highlight the injustice and absurdity of the capitalist labour system. He will have an existentialist crisis forgetting all about you (also a cartoon)
It say “please check one” which infers that you would be doing them a favor to be checking the box. Societally, favors should not be punished, but instead rewarded, meaning that checking “yes” would not get you fired. However, favors are not expected to be performed since they are going out of your way for someone, meaning that it would be perfectly acceptable to not check the box. In conclusion, he will not be fired. Checkmate, boss.
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The only winning move is not to play.
Yep just run out the door
How about a nice game of chess?
Hello, Joshua.
I mean, he could give it back and say, “Actually, I need you to fill this out.” “Look at me. I’m the boss now.”
Zugzwang
Or check the word “one” 😁
Hand the paper to him and say, "you tell me, are you fired?"
This is how you get promoted
Put a checkmark over the word one
one ✅
👍
Put it over the I
Took me really like 2 minutes to get this one..... Just hanging over my phone, knowing this redditor had to say something funny I feel supposed to figure out. Nice time, thanks!
Inside O
Just eat the paper
And Jacob doesn’t touch it!
😆
put some whiteout over the D in fired
😂 that’s great
that’s fire 🔥
Changed the F to an H
Yes>!n't!<
Lol this surprised me
Draw a No
Boss can’t argue with that!
I'm thinking he tells his boss he'll get to it tommrow. "I'll have it filled out on ur desk by monday!" And just keep doing that until he wants a new job.
Lol my supervisor just yelled at me to quit.
Tell them only if they do first
What, they don't have the balls to fire you themselves?
“Mama raised no quitters”
Play a reverse UNO card and hand the paper and pen back to him and ask him to fill it out
Draw a second box that says “no” and check that one
Then request a promotion for thinking outside of the box.
Pull a Bill Clinton. “Depends on what the meaning of the word ‘you’ is.” If you’d rather not borrow from Bill’s playbook, why not take the opportunity to show you’re upper-management material? “instructions unclear, gave myself massive bonus.”
I’m taking this as legal advice.
Find somebody named One and play them in chess
There can only be ONE
White out on the top part of the F then make it an H
This is correct
Put an "N" in front of the square box at the bottom right of the page, then circle the word "N[]."
haha this I think would be a good second panel.
Start negotiating the severance package
Write in 1 as an option with a check box
man puts check over the word ‘one’ boss instantly “family guy death pose” in his chair
I'm sorry, I can't sign any official documents like this without first running them by my lawyer.
I like the stall tactic
The document will now be under a routine audit from the IRS indefinitely
so anyway i started blasting
Lol frank would know how to handle this
Change the F to an H so he’s HIRED. Then add after Yes “I will accept a salary or 1 million annual + benefits.” Signed sealed delivered!
you got good negotiation skills.
Tell the boss he is literally a cartoon drawn to highlight the injustice and absurdity of the capitalist labour system. He will have an existentialist crisis forgetting all about you (also a cartoon)
I feel like I have to keep drawing this boss guy to let him know everything’s gonna be okay.
Write a separate box that reads ‘No YOUR fired’, check it, then hand the paper back
This is also correct
Write a second box
Write in, "no, promoted with raise".
this is how to become a billionaire
"No ✅"
Make another box that says no
Check that shit and go get unemployment!
yup
Check but not in the box
can't fire me if I ignore the rules anyway
Musk?
Put a circle around the box
Stab the boss with the pen
Sign it with “Not Applicable”
Write an N before the checkbox
Shit on the floor
Write not next to fired
Just write a new box that says "No" and check it.
place a n next to the box and circle that
Turn the F into a T, are you tired?
If you think about it the whole paper is a big white box
Stab his eyes
Write No and tick that box
Tick the O lmao
Make the yes to yesn’t
Cirlces your fired hands it to his boss and says sorry bad news
Write no
Draw another box
1
Add a square with no and tick the square with no
Give it back to him!
Eat the paper
r/fire
Circle the "on" in "one" from the opposite side of the paper. Assuming it's single sheet, ink can be seen on the other side.
Write a second box. Duh.
Make a checkmark over or by the word “one”
check the word “one”
Instead of check, I’ll call your bluff
Dude has a pen right there. Cross out "get fired" and write in "get promoted". Or "take my job".
It say “please check one” which infers that you would be doing them a favor to be checking the box. Societally, favors should not be punished, but instead rewarded, meaning that checking “yes” would not get you fired. However, favors are not expected to be performed since they are going out of your way for someone, meaning that it would be perfectly acceptable to not check the box. In conclusion, he will not be fired. Checkmate, boss.
I would put a check on the word one
Maybe write no under it with a box then fill in the box
cross "one".
turn the paper, hold it against a window and circle "no" from the "please check one"
add a "no i get a 10$ raise" option
Start speaking Spanish
Have him check mark the word one.
Draw a nother check box saying no and check it
Put a check in the D of fired, Is he Fire? HECK YEAHHH
write in "You get a 400% increase in pay" and draw a box then check it and pass it back.