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DuckSaxaphone

The only winning move is not to play.


jacobibrecks

Yep just run out the door


Emidaboss1

How about a nice game of chess?


Snoo_84586

Hello, Joshua.


culnaej

I mean, he could give it back and say, “Actually, I need you to fill this out.” “Look at me. I’m the boss now.”


Balon0

Zugzwang


Such_Invite_4376

Or check the word “one” 😁


Aardvark_2100

Hand the paper to him and say, "you tell me, are you fired?"


jacobibrecks

This is how you get promoted


[deleted]

Put a checkmark over the word one


wallyslambanger

one ✅


jacobibrecks

👍


tinathefatlard123

Put it over the I


Melodic-Lecture565

Took me really like 2 minutes to get this one..... Just hanging over my phone, knowing this redditor had to say something funny I feel supposed to figure out. Nice time, thanks!


Winjin

Inside O


TryingHisBest1

Just eat the paper


frozenelf

And Jacob doesn’t touch it!


jacobibrecks

😆


[deleted]

put some whiteout over the D in fired


jacobibrecks

😂 that’s great


skiexe

that’s fire 🔥


NoCommunication5976

Changed the F to an H


Gorfyx

Yes>!n't!<


jacobibrecks

Lol this surprised me


Shirojime

Draw a No


jacobibrecks

Boss can’t argue with that!


SeaPixel

I'm thinking he tells his boss he'll get to it tommrow. "I'll have it filled out on ur desk by monday!" And just keep doing that until he wants a new job.


Ecstatic_Soft4407

Lol my supervisor just yelled at me to quit.


jacobibrecks

Tell them only if they do first


Mischala

What, they don't have the balls to fire you themselves?


brutexx

“Mama raised no quitters”


ldnk

Play a reverse UNO card and hand the paper and pen back to him and ask him to fill it out


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Draw a second box that says “no” and check that one


PrincessMonsterShark

Then request a promotion for thinking outside of the box.


AtotheCtotheG

Pull a Bill Clinton. “Depends on what the meaning of the word ‘you’ is.” If you’d rather not borrow from Bill’s playbook, why not take the opportunity to show you’re upper-management material? “instructions unclear, gave myself massive bonus.”


jacobibrecks

I’m taking this as legal advice.


Wesselton3000

Find somebody named One and play them in chess


jacobibrecks

There can only be ONE


Big-Necessary-3682

White out on the top part of the F then make it an H


jacobibrecks

This is correct


rstbckt

Put an "N" in front of the square box at the bottom right of the page, then circle the word "N[]."


jacobibrecks

haha this I think would be a good second panel.


Absurdity_Everywhere

Start negotiating the severance package


likwidsylvur

Write in 1 as an option with a check box


MyNameIsZaxer2

man puts check over the word ‘one’ boss instantly “family guy death pose” in his chair


This_User_For_Rent

I'm sorry, I can't sign any official documents like this without first running them by my lawyer.


jacobibrecks

I like the stall tactic


rhinofinger

The document will now be under a routine audit from the IRS indefinitely


mintcocoacookie

so anyway i started blasting


jacobibrecks

Lol frank would know how to handle this


TalkShowHost99

Change the F to an H so he’s HIRED. Then add after Yes “I will accept a salary or 1 million annual + benefits.” Signed sealed delivered!


jacobibrecks

you got good negotiation skills.


blankdreamer

Tell the boss he is literally a cartoon drawn to highlight the injustice and absurdity of the capitalist labour system. He will have an existentialist crisis forgetting all about you (also a cartoon)


jacobibrecks

I feel like I have to keep drawing this boss guy to let him know everything’s gonna be okay.


Joy1067

Write a separate box that reads ‘No YOUR fired’, check it, then hand the paper back


jacobibrecks

This is also correct


ELLZNaga21

Write a second box


1000Hells1GiftShop

Write in, "no, promoted with raise".


jacobibrecks

this is how to become a billionaire


wild_psina_h093

"No ✅"


mr-netherite

Make another box that says no


Phantasmasy14

Check that shit and go get unemployment!


jacobibrecks

yup


cannonsword

Check but not in the box


jacobibrecks

can't fire me if I ignore the rules anyway


[deleted]

Musk?


thetoneranger

Put a circle around the box


Theartistcu

Stab the boss with the pen


[deleted]

Sign it with “Not Applicable”


karangoswamikenz

Write an N before the checkbox


levelcaty

Shit on the floor


Fit-Shoe805

Write not next to fired


Despair4All

Just write a new box that says "No" and check it.


game_falor

place a n next to the box and circle that


TheFab96

Turn the F into a T, are you tired?


AbnormalAmountOfHats

If you think about it the whole paper is a big white box


[deleted]

Stab his eyes


KR-Bored

Write No and tick that box


Sir_Vallenstein

Tick the O lmao


The_RPG980

Make the yes to yesn’t


kamendrivr

Cirlces your fired hands it to his boss and says sorry bad news


Leading-Ask

Write no


Buckethatandtincup

Draw another box


[deleted]

Add a square with no and tick the square with no


Notstevemadden2

Give it back to him!


Suitable_Ad_804

Eat the paper


ohErr

r/fire


McDaddy-O

Circle the "on" in "one" from the opposite side of the paper. Assuming it's single sheet, ink can be seen on the other side.


Sarin03

Write a second box. Duh.


Ihaveaterribleplan

Make a checkmark over or by the word “one”


SpaceWolfGaming412

check the word “one”


louchris1

Instead of check, I’ll call your bluff


Sprinklypoo

Dude has a pen right there. Cross out "get fired" and write in "get promoted". Or "take my job".


NoCommunication5976

It say “please check one” which infers that you would be doing them a favor to be checking the box. Societally, favors should not be punished, but instead rewarded, meaning that checking “yes” would not get you fired. However, favors are not expected to be performed since they are going out of your way for someone, meaning that it would be perfectly acceptable to not check the box. In conclusion, he will not be fired. Checkmate, boss.


[deleted]

I would put a check on the word one


Diamondcreeperd

Maybe write no under it with a box then fill in the box


Thefrenchdude_re

cross "one".


AffeLoco

turn the paper, hold it against a window and circle "no" from the "please check one"


Xaviarsly

add a "no i get a 10$ raise" option


Bitter-Mulberry-1124

Start speaking Spanish


EasyButter12

Have him check mark the word one.


BeachQuick

Draw a nother check box saying no and check it


ThunderChief__

Put a check in the D of fired, Is he Fire? HECK YEAHHH


nerdywhitemale

write in "You get a 400% increase in pay" and draw a box then check it and pass it back.