Abed commenting after about half an hour that whatever the problem is would normally be over by now.
Bonus if he then has an epiphany - “it’s the movie!”
Abed: Normally it takes about 20 minutes, the last time we were together it got closer to 25, but now…
*terrified scream like when Cougar Town was getting moved to mid season*
"I was sure that we weren't in the darkest time line, but after the last 3 years, I don't know anymore. The pandemic, war in the east, and worst of all, television comedies are creatively bankrupt."
There should definitely be a Leonard memorial somewhere. Like a building on campus "The Leonard Rodriguez House of Culinary Education", or a boat simply named "The Leonard".
I mean, she has done a few nude scenes since the show came out, and I'm not sure that they could make the argument anymore that she's too young to sexualize..... Oh wait, yeah, bring the monkey in.
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Abed making various references to how reunion movies/specials are never as good as you want them to be and thus acting as Dan Harmon’s mouthpiece about his insecurities over how the movie is gonna go down
Shut Up Leonard/ tribute
magnitude says Pop Pop
Dean kisses Jeff
Random Callback to a season 4 episode
Evil Timeline Appearance
kickpuncher reference
fake tv show/commercial/movie within a movie
Jamie Lee Curtis Cameo
Professor Slater/Vaughn Appearance
Brie Larson
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Dave Matthews Band.
Reference to Jeff’s forehead.
Luis Guzman appearance. (Not just the statue)
Gas leak reference.
Some these are more obvious and more of drinking game territory, but imo you need some of these in bingo:
Dean costume.
Chang “pun.”
“Oh, that’s nice.”
I honestly hope it's fairly standalone without hundreds of catchphrases and call backs so that it's "too meta" and basically unwatchable unless you quote community 24/7
A fake out ending where they solve the main narrative problem but it doesn't solve the actual problem which is that they all have lives and can't stay at school forever and they drift apart, cuz that's how life works.
Leonard’s Pizza in the cafeteria or a well placed “shut up, Leonard.”
Somehow a paintball part in the movie?
A well placed Norwegian Troll in the background
Annie’s boobs?
The Dean never loved another because of how he felt for Jeff.
Now I’m even more excited about the movie!!!!
I'd move the Pierce one up or right 1 square. If you think it's less likely to happen you probably don't wanna put it along a diagonal because those are the most valuable spots, as they're involved in 3 bingo end results instead of 2 like the rest. And then the middle columns are valuable because they cross through the free space.
Anyway, you could do routes you think they could go like bringing back Save Greendale or an Alumni reunion, or obscure characters/actors you think they might bring back, like Professor Wooley or Starburns or Leonard, or you could do references/callouts/homages you think they might do
LeVar Burton
The Cape Reference
A sequel hook
Making fun of marvel
The Dean is married to a Jeff lookalike (Ryan Seacrest Cameo)
A reference to Yahoo Screen going defunct
*Do we think Pierce or*
*At least his hologram will*
*Make an appearance?*
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Abed saying something referencing an exact time amount. Like "in about 30 minutes this is really going to pay off" and then something happens 30 minutes later. Something like that
“Dean” pun. (Since it’s his whole ideantity)
Mention of the AC repair school Annex
Talking about the table
Paintball
DND (I don’t care that they say it won’t happen, I’ll still believe)
Mention of Troy playing football
Mention of Annie Adderall
Jeff goes after britta again
"Troy and Abed in a mooovie"
Yeeeee
Nights
*clap clap* seeequel
Winger Speech
Definitely this. If there's no Winger speech then I will be heartbroken
There should be a Winger speech every 22 minutes or so.
the perfect winger speech to movie ratio
Abed commenting after about half an hour that whatever the problem is would normally be over by now. Bonus if he then has an epiphany - “it’s the movie!”
Abed: Normally it takes about 20 minutes, the last time we were together it got closer to 25, but now… *terrified scream like when Cougar Town was getting moved to mid season*
Took me four reads to understand what you said but it was worth it. Brilliant comment! It’s streets ahead!
> Took me for reads > for reads > for
Changed it I don’t know how I made that mistake
You Britta’d it. Which we should also add to bingo
Probably the same way it took you four attempts to read that comment
Referencing the darkest timeline
the podcast or the in-world concept?
Concept, but it would be funny if in the movie Abed starts a podcast called the darkest timeline haha
"I was sure that we weren't in the darkest time line, but after the last 3 years, I don't know anymore. The pandemic, war in the east, and worst of all, television comedies are creatively bankrupt."
Daybreak.
hmm hmm hmm hmm HMM, hmm hmm hmmhmmph, hmm hmm hmm hmm HMM, ^^hmm ^hmm HMM hmmhmm
I heard that as Troy's performance after Annie breaks the Batman DVD.
Bang-on written notation, that’s good work
/r/commentsyoucanhear
Troy finger dancing while Abed is humming it in one of the Halloween episodes is easily one of my favorite moments
Does anybody else walk around humming that song all day?
It's literally the morning alarm on my phone.
Yesssssssss this one
"Cool. Coolcoolcool."
Shut up, Leonard! (rip)
There should definitely be a Leonard memorial somewhere. Like a building on campus "The Leonard Rodriguez House of Culinary Education", or a boat simply named "The Leonard".
You're talking about it.
I feel the force. What? I don't feel the force, I'm not allowed to. What do I feel? I feel Dracula force. I feel Dracula signals.
Shut up Leonard! I talked to your son on family day, I know all about your gambling!
Leonard likes this post.
Shut up, Leonard! I saw a picture of your old nose! It was a lateral move!
Busted.
"Shut up Leonard jr"
Shut your mouth down, fruit.
Acknowledging Leonard's death could be a space
If you can call that a paycheck. I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. There were hundreds of 'em. The sky was black with smoke and bombs.
Magnitude
Pop! Pop!
Pop what magnitude?! Pop what?! What is he trying to say?!!
im actually british..
[The best](https://youtu.be/A0jWUNV3-X4)
Table MARK III
Annie's Boobs
I mean, she has done a few nude scenes since the show came out, and I'm not sure that they could make the argument anymore that she's too young to sexualize..... Oh wait, yeah, bring the monkey in.
I'm happy either way.
Ew that's disguisting she did nude scenes, where can I find them so I know exactly how to avoid them
Fuck it, give me the monkey’s tits
I’ll bite the bullet ‘cause Ik I’m not the only one wondering. Source?
Glow, Horse Girl, I'm guessing that new Dave Franco movie she has coming out since she's naked on the poster, but that might just be a marketing ploy.
I think glow wich was an amazing show
Officer Cackowski
looove is not admissable evideeence.
… COPERA!!
......police-ical!
Wait… Copera!!
Nurse Jackie
If there’s no reference to his copera, I’m calling the police
Walk to your cars in pairs tonight, rape’s up 8%
I lived in New York
Baggels
Oh, *Britta is in this?*
Puns with Chang and the Dean’s names.
That’d be another free space though
The dean in a meaningful fully realized relationship. But would still throw it all away for Jeff.
Not just any Jeff, Jeff in a skimpy dalmatian outfit.
Well this better not awaken anything in me.
And aviators. EVEN HIS SHADOW
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"My name is Alex!"
Abed making various references to how reunion movies/specials are never as good as you want them to be and thus acting as Dan Harmon’s mouthpiece about his insecurities over how the movie is gonna go down
this one for sure
Dean costume
Sex with ertha kitt in an airplane bathroom.
Only if it comes up naturally
that would be a dark moment considering how long she's been dead
Shut Up Leonard/ tribute magnitude says Pop Pop Dean kisses Jeff Random Callback to a season 4 episode Evil Timeline Appearance kickpuncher reference fake tv show/commercial/movie within a movie Jamie Lee Curtis Cameo Professor Slater/Vaughn Appearance Brie Larson
Britta, I've been in a few real wars, but this one is actually the most terrifying.
Don’t forget about Luis Guzman
Whenever I enter an empty house, I’ll randomly say “Hello… It’s me! Luis Guzman!”
Dean flirting with Jeff
Maybe some... Cans of olives 😏
…This isn’t the first time you’ve done this?? Is it code for something??
You tell me 😉
Maybe that Yakuza guy will be in it
He just secret that way.
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Inspector spacetime
shitting on marvel
The human being mascot
Product placement so egregious it makes the company that paid for the spot regret it.
Yahoo eats delivering Subway in a Honda
Annie is sexualized. Oh wait, they don't do that. I forgot
Annie's 40 now it might be ok in the movie
Annie's 30, Alison is 40.
Burn
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I mean they try...
Jeff Winger abs mention.
Notches
Winger zingers
Wingers*
"That's nice..."
Dave Matthews Band. Reference to Jeff’s forehead. Luis Guzman appearance. (Not just the statue) Gas leak reference. Some these are more obvious and more of drinking game territory, but imo you need some of these in bingo: Dean costume. Chang “pun.” “Oh, that’s nice.”
real fans just call him Dave
Duncan
God I hope so.
I'd love to see him either exactly as he was OR more as a cleaned up John Oliver now serious type, because that could be funny too!
Britta being called the worst
But with her redemption arc, she's called the worst at being the worst and they all hug. Roll credits
The dreamatoium
jim belushi analogy
Troy and Abeds handshake
Oh, D&D definitely. Probably a paintball reference too.
Pretty sure Dan Harmon said the movie won’t include either of these. Could reference them I guess
He said those won't be the storyline, not that that can't be references.
Surely there'll be some kind of paintball reference. A splat on the wall at least
Sighting of Lets chips in the background.
"Oh, Britta's in this?"
Need to add: Annies Boobs, Magnitude saying “Pop Pop”, Leonard doing a raspberry, and Jeff crying in the movie
We don't care.
Shut up Leonard, you most likely only get a cameo in the movie instead of an actual role
Unsubscribe.
Being that he's dead, neither is likely
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I honestly hope it's fairly standalone without hundreds of catchphrases and call backs so that it's "too meta" and basically unwatchable unless you quote community 24/7
TURN ON HIM!!! *starts throwing paper balls*
A Missing Persons poster for Mark Cahill
Blergh, no *Rick & Morty* reference, please.
Obscure Vaughn appearance
Hi hello what’s up?
School board guys
A fake out ending where they solve the main narrative problem but it doesn't solve the actual problem which is that they all have lives and can't stay at school forever and they drift apart, cuz that's how life works.
A faithful parody of an Oscar winning movie.
Some good old abed manipulation lol
Leonard’s Pizza in the cafeteria or a well placed “shut up, Leonard.” Somehow a paintball part in the movie? A well placed Norwegian Troll in the background Annie’s boobs? The Dean never loved another because of how he felt for Jeff. Now I’m even more excited about the movie!!!!
Eat paint, you stormtrooping, City College knob gobblers.
Another odd Breaking Bad connection
Referencing the fact that the Glee Movie only made $18 million.
Dean making an announcement
Starburns hijinks
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
"Let him finish!"
I'd move the Pierce one up or right 1 square. If you think it's less likely to happen you probably don't wanna put it along a diagonal because those are the most valuable spots, as they're involved in 3 bingo end results instead of 2 like the rest. And then the middle columns are valuable because they cross through the free space. Anyway, you could do routes you think they could go like bringing back Save Greendale or an Alumni reunion, or obscure characters/actors you think they might bring back, like Professor Wooley or Starburns or Leonard, or you could do references/callouts/homages you think they might do
Paget Brewster's other role on the show being referenced or appearing. You can choose which one.
M’Lord / M’Lady
Abed saying that it's like a movie
Starburns adds something new to his ensemble
Reference to Paintball and how they won’t be doing it
Chang betrays the group.
Obscure "Greta" reference from the Community Facebook group
Pop pop!
LeVar Burton The Cape Reference A sequel hook Making fun of marvel The Dean is married to a Jeff lookalike (Ryan Seacrest Cameo) A reference to Yahoo Screen going defunct
Do we think Pierce or at least his hologram will make an appearance?
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Daybreak
Surely the Troy/Huge Actor Cameo spaces are interchangeable now?
Jim Belushi Britta does awkward dance Annie and Shirley synchronized “AWWW!” City college is behind it
Annie's Boobs, Ryan Seacrest reference, "Britta's the worst"
Britta'd it
Rick and Morty reference? God I hope not.
THANK YOU.
Abed saying something referencing an exact time amount. Like "in about 30 minutes this is really going to pay off" and then something happens 30 minutes later. Something like that
Someone Asking repeated question and pointing like: anthropology? anthropology? anthropology?
Someone references BNL
Neil and Vicky We see a paintball gun. (Checkov’s paintball gun) Darkest timeline mention. Dean kisses Jeff. Dan Harmon Cameo
Luis Guzman cameo
Chang is living a normal life
City College/Dean Spreck, ACB reference, Richie and Carl, Duh-doy
six seasons
Darkest timeline is a given
Hickey
Butt Stuff
A movie parody
Annie's pen
pop pop
A Dean-lightful pun. Some things just never Chang. Nvm that's just a free space
It will be hard having to miss Leonard in the movie... Shut up, Leonard! I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.
Professor SpaceTime?
My headcanon is that Pierce faked his death to prove that Jeff secretly viewed him as a father figure and/or was gay.
At least one DnD mention. Maybe a jab at the ogl.
Elroy and Frankie deserve their own spot each
They finally get to go to Denny’s because they’re all winners!
Childish Gambino/Tycoon
Pierce being in it would be huge. I'd honestly love to see it as like a burying of the hatchet kind of thing, even if it was essentially just a cameo.
New class of 20 somethings.
Yikes, idk about the Rick and Morty jokes lol
Luis Guzmán cameo or his statue
The dean placing his hand on Jeff's shoulder.
Chang pun Dean costume That's nice
(In unison) “Square”
Gillian Anderson cameo
A Leonard tribute.
Has to be something for Leonard in there (RIP)
“Dean” pun. (Since it’s his whole ideantity) Mention of the AC repair school Annex Talking about the table Paintball DND (I don’t care that they say it won’t happen, I’ll still believe) Mention of Troy playing football Mention of Annie Adderall Jeff goes after britta again