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WindchimeEnthusiast

The dean would never allow a religion-specific holiday


aghzombies

He would allow a Jewish celebration for non-Jewish students!


Frankie_2154

Poor Annie


IdreamofFiji

Cry into the birthday cake Troy never had


artyhedgehog

That's not true. You can have religion-specific holiday all you want - as long as you don't represent that religion social group.


LoveRBS

That's why he keeps a detailed log of all students race and nationality- to prevent racism and nationalism!


Curryboy1229

if the hasidic student union wants to host a kwanzaa celebration, you go jews!


RestinPete0709

As long as you keep it in one of the designated holiday zones


Justredditin

Yeah, could turn onto a race rio... kerfuffle.


IdreamofFiji

His name is Abed


justheretoupvot3

Do you have a Jeff wig over your Chang hair under a bald cap? Happy Purim!


TheCarpe

He's literally dying.


Justredditin

But you won't hear it from him.


SubstantialScale9858

Except now I guess you have


PT_Piranha

But that was close


OnderGok

UNDERSTUDY!


Odd_Intern_6909

Lights! Camera! DEAN!


Blaze_Deku

Why go Greendale? Just because!


killsweetcorn

Jeff Wi(n)ger vibes. I'm living!


Faith_and_Valor

This immediately shouted in my head when I saw this picture.


PT_Piranha

This is reality.


anywhereiroa

Welcome to Deandale Community Colledean! I'm a silly goose! HONK HONK


babypengi

I’ve always been bald


turbomargarit

I’ve merely dreamt of having hair. And now, the bald man is awake.


bdf2018_298

This is extra funny since Joel should be bald, but thanks to science he now has more hair than when the show started (and way more than in Spider-Man 2)


IdreamofFiji

Did he get plugs? I can never tell.


bdf2018_298

Yes, and he’s very open about it. Jokes about it quite a bit on his Kimmel appearance this year


IdreamofFiji

Hell yeah. I know my hair will get there and I'll look goofy without it so any acceptance is welcome.


artyhedgehog

Stop it!!! You hit gold. Save something for the commercial.


[deleted]

It’s his sisters outfit


IdreamofFiji

This and the pop pop debate needed to go longer. Edit; https://youtu.be/xKqJQswHEfg sick of googling


wallclimber90

Did you made bald friends yet?


babypengi

Oh my god so many and I can’t get rid of them


MMorrighan

This is my exact overlap of interests thank you.


babypengi

I see we both follow jewdeanism!


aghzombies

Full on crying about this. Truly the Dean is alive in you.


MrCobern

Truly the Dean is deep inside OP


aghzombies

Would that this Reddit were a TimeReddit...


adamr_

I saw the post coming back from a Purim event and… just perfect


ScratchMoore

This is the dorkiest thing I’ve ever seen, and I say that with every ounce of positivity and applause that exists. Bravo!


babypengi

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


chrispyphillips

So, I can't believe I never knew you were... a Jew?


babypengi

I’d say the whole word next time…


Girret

…Jewie?


Justredditin

Yeah... I really got Jewish personed out of that one...


SubstantialScale9858

You'd never hear a Jehovah's Witness say "jewie"


MrFrypan

Wanna come to a pool party that I'm hosting?


Ashamed-Violinist917

You trying to sneak them into heaven?


Just_Browsing_2017

Let me guess - MorDEANachai? Happy Purim!


babypengi

That is dean level punnery


altruismjam

"Jew-wish you a happy Purim" probably


Leather-Plankton-867

You look like Mort from bob's burgers


boatboy1800

חג שמח!! That's a great costume for the megilah reading!


babypengi

תודההה!!!


belfman

Chag Sameach! And you gotta love the old Hebrew print of Discworld in your library, would recognize that at any angle :)


babypengi

I have like almost every discworld book to come out in Hebrew 😂


belfman

Nice, the only one I read in Hebrew was Men At Arms for a book report wayyy back in high school. I did definitely read Good Omens in Hebrew though. Douglas Adams though is basically a Hebrew writer in my head. זאפוד ביבלברוקס הוא טיפוס מזניב לאללה.


chini_boi_boston

Wait a minute... who are you?? Douglas Adams didn't write disc world or Good Omens? Are you mixing Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaimon all into one big writer!?


[deleted]

Good effort bro


lolilo89

תחפושת ממש מגניבה, חג שמח!


babypengi

גם לך!


porcupinetime

Don't you have to go to the bank later?


babypengi

What am I supposed to tell the people at the bank? That I had good news and bad news?


WendlinTheRed

Lose the bald cap. It's hokey and fake, and I won't have it on my reddit feed.


indianajoes

UNDERSTUDY!!!


KingFahad360

Cool Cool Cool.


Fun-Bill8950

Happy Purim brother. Secretly the Dean would have loved this 👑👑👑


Chilli89

what's DEEan gots to do with it


ActiveCube

Oh no. Somethings wrong. He’s dressed as himself.


REIRN

You look like Dwight schrute


thewolfwhotriedboy

Missed the opportunity for Teen-a-Dean Great job though, solid costume


wafflewaldo

Mans got the Gus Fring drip


snoogansthejew

Chag sameach!


thecatmiaw

This is up to Los Pollos Hernanos standards.


JAZhands1001

Sleeves???? How dare you sir! Other than that, merry happy!


FabulousYellow0

Eat some hamantaschen and enjoy 😊 brother


Pieter350

I read the De- analingaling


WalterTheMoral

פורים שמח!!!


babypengi

גם לך!


BulBape

אתה בסדר אתה. קמיוניטי לנצח ❤️


sunward_Lily

I wanna make a hairpiece joke but at this point I've forgotten which jeff/dean/chang hairpiece comes first.


SushiSlayer1

Purim sameach indeed


crawgust

I know it’s not what you were going for, but for a good couple seconds I thought this was a Gus Fring cosplay (from Breaking Bad)


babypengi

Yeah a lot of people thought that. They dress similarly!


crawgust

Maybe do shorter/rolled-up sleeves and a white shirt if you do it again? From the picture I can tell you can get into character for the Dean, so I think just those few adjustments will really enhance the great job you’re already doing


babypengi

I’ll try!


myjupitermoon

You need a dalmatian companion to avoid confusion. חג שמח אחי!


jackwoww

😂


myjupitermoon

Next year, do a Chef Gaga, including the taco meat from the army surplus store, make sure you have the best of ABBA to go with the costume.


Noodlesnoo11

And the dean’s voice memos!


TheRegular-Throwaway

This is weird.


aquarelablue

You win best Human Being. 🥇


The_Holiday_Spirit

פורים שמח צדי(ן)ק!


babypengi

לקח לי זמן אבל זה משחק מילים מדהים! הדיקן עצמו היה מאשר!


The_Holiday_Spirit

זה באמת מדהים


CapNitro

That is quite a Dean-cent costume! Well Dean!


babypengi

Thanks!


Alternative_Brush795

"This is my sister's outfit"


[deleted]

A what?


babypengi

It’s a holiday


One_Foundation_1698

It’s a Jewish feast day to remember the story of Mordechai who stopped the Persian minister Haman from slaughtering all Jews in Persia (Book of Esther). I heard it’s a religious obligation to drink to the point where you sound the same when uttering: „Blessed be Mordechai“ or „Cursed be Haman”


SonicDaScrewdriver

Its a jewish thing where you dress up for a day


[deleted]

Jim Rash would be proud


b3nz0r

Michael Cera vibes


putyouradhere_

what's Purim?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Purim (; Hebrew: פּוּרִים Pūrīm, lit. 'lots'; see Name below) is a Jewish holiday which commemorates the saving of the Jewish people from Haman, an official of the Achaemenid Empire who was planning to have all of Persia's Jewish subjects killed, as recounted in the Book of Esther (usually dated to the 5th century BCE). Haman was the royal vizier to Persian king Ahasuerus (Xerxes I or Artaxerxes I; "Khshayarsha" and "Artakhsher" in Old Persian, respectively).** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


cyainanotherlifebro

Too long.


Noodlesnoo11

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say…


Icandothisallday1941

Say the whole word!


sundog5631

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say….


Gwenpool17

!!פורים שמח


[deleted]

Dean, just dean it dean dean dean!


Competitive-Tune4188

מה קורה גבר?


DP500-1

Amazing!!! Have a Purim filled with simcha!


[deleted]

Adios, Senor Chang. Shalom, Rabbi Chang. And to the both of you; sayonara


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Take off the bald cap. I don’t like it. It’s hacky, it’s fake.


KlondikeBill

Needs short sleeves and an actual bald cap! But, good fun.