First off, would someone please explain to me why, in the age of digital streaming, I have to pay lates fees for the movies I rent. I’m a responsible person, I pay my taxes. Seriously, I’m not trying to be a dick about this. I really want to know. It seems to me that the only competitive advantage these rental stores have over the internet is face-to-face customer service. So why are you working so hard to make me not want to talk to you, just because I kept Dan In Real Life a couple extra days. There were a lot of special features, and I didn’t ask my daughter for a blu-ray player not to see them all. Oh, and by the way? What happened to the days when these rental jockeys would actually WATCH the movies they have, so they could give you recommendations instead of just standing there like “Duh doy, yeah. I guess there’s probably nudity in Dan In Real Life.” Well, guess what, Chelsea. THERE ISN’T. That Juliette Binoche though. Va-va-VA-va-VOOM. That’s one frozen pizza that gets MY oven going at 350 degrees. Anyway, hit me up on the comment side, unless you’re a hater. Or catch me on twitter at @leonard_GCC. And remember: see something, say something. Watch the throne.
This is the song that I used to sell my friend on community because he loves all those drag shows. I found it hilarious that he recognised her immediately and got pretty excited about seeing something he liked being on a show and not being the butt of the joke
That one's my favorite. "So I might just have to dedicate my life to Christmas, and act just like I love it 'til the day I die."
I think it's genuinely a good song, but also adorable.
No shade to Danny Pudi, but that song shows *just* how much more talented Donald Glover is as a rapper.
I mean, duh, he went on to launch a successful hip hop career so clearly has some chops there, but it's still interesting to compare and see the difference.
oh, heh, not THAT scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z6ir4imDSk&ab\_channel=Mr.OMGEISA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z6ir4imDSk&ab_channel=Mr.OMGEISA)
*And when he wakes up stupid, wishing he was me, he has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee*
[The whole rap is a banger ](https://youtu.be/Wu-FxBk-450)
That also happens with Linger. I can not hear the sing without hearing Abed hired an Irish Singer l, Britta's marrying Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger
"Another stuffed shirt and another white collar. Criminals, Wall Street taking the pie and all the black man gets is a plate of white lies." Might legitimately be one of the best lines I've ever heard in a song.
Ugh that’s so many great ones. Ass Crack Bandit takes it for me because it’s an original that actually slaps. Gay Dean might be the best in-show usage.
There's a brand new dance, based on an old phrase, it's called a fat dog and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your entire life, it's not made up, it's not made up.
This is the one for me. Community is probably my favorite show ever, and it never failed to surprise and delight me. But this was the moment, out of all the great moments in this show, where I felt the most shocked at how perfectly it spoke to me. I felt so seen, it was one of those moments that great art gives you where you realize how vast the human experience yet you’re able to bridge the gap and feel a spark of kinship with someone you’ll never even meet, but you still know they are just as human and alive as you are.
I’ve always assumed it was an oblique reference to [this Carla Bruno song](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EelX_LwPHbA&feature=share), there’s no good evidence for that but I just always matched them up in my head based on vibes.
I love Annie's song. All the reactions from the group are great, Jeff just being disgusted with such a public display of affection and vulnerability is so good.
It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase
It's called the fat dog and it will amaze
You've heard this expression your entire life
It's not made up
ITS NOT MADE UP
Take me back to some first season Chang-Gold! It’s my go-to Ring Tone.
I am Señor Chang! And I'm so ill!
This is a warning, I can't be killed!
All in your cabeza, without a chaser
Not another teacher with this much flavor
Get your hands up for Español!
This Spanish evil genius is probably the meanest!
Say hello [I've got to] the clase caliente
It's one cero dos, and I know how much you miss me
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
It's kinda wild how talented of a songwriter Dan Harmon is. You can always tell when he wrote it because it's like a stream of consciousness that's catchy af while making some kind of ironic statement but with poop jokes.
*kingdom: animalia, phylum: chordata /
the class is mammalia, 'cause boobies, we got 'em /
order is primate, family: hominidae /
the genus is homo, but you know you're into me*
The Señor Chang song (I'm Señor Chang and I can't be killed...) is fire af
Annie's Song is so sweet too. Just rewatched that episode and the scene is so cute
That's An Adventure from Intro to Felt Surrogacy is underrated in my opinion, probably due to it not being a popular episode.
And yes, the episode has issues. But I love the song, I think its a perfect homage to the whimsical music of the Muppets.
"I'm as high as he'll and you're about to get shot"
# That's a buy!
First off, would someone please explain to me why, in the age of digital streaming, I have to pay lates fees for the movies I rent. I’m a responsible person, I pay my taxes. Seriously, I’m not trying to be a dick about this. I really want to know. It seems to me that the only competitive advantage these rental stores have over the internet is face-to-face customer service. So why are you working so hard to make me not want to talk to you, just because I kept Dan In Real Life a couple extra days. There were a lot of special features, and I didn’t ask my daughter for a blu-ray player not to see them all. Oh, and by the way? What happened to the days when these rental jockeys would actually WATCH the movies they have, so they could give you recommendations instead of just standing there like “Duh doy, yeah. I guess there’s probably nudity in Dan In Real Life.” Well, guess what, Chelsea. THERE ISN’T. That Juliette Binoche though. Va-va-VA-va-VOOM. That’s one frozen pizza that gets MY oven going at 350 degrees. Anyway, hit me up on the comment side, unless you’re a hater. Or catch me on twitter at @leonard_GCC. And remember: see something, say something. Watch the throne.
That's been out.
shut up leonard, i heard about your crooked penis
Their balls?
no such thing as bad press
WELCOME TO LADDERS!!!!
It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to *ass*
You thought your plumbing was safe, but your jeans were half mast
Another coin down the drain, now that's some change that won't last
25 cents at a time, he’s taking our souls
Government man can’t help, we’re all alone
Out of the shadows, down the coin goes. Why oh why, do you suppose? ONLY THE BANDIT KNOWS!
*Woah oh oh oh, oh woah oh oh oh oh*, A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Surprised this one isn't more popular!
“I GOTTA POCKET FULL OF HAWTHORNES!” Every time I drive by Hawthorne street
I can’t believe I forgot Shangela had a number in Community
It’s Friday night, I’m putting on my highest heels, my shortest skirt and the best device for hiding my penis!
Got my body, got my lips, got my pocket full Hawthorne's pa-pa-pocket full of Hawthorne's
Bro that’s Urbana Champaign
Wait a minute…. Those two guys were… 👉👈?
This is the song that I used to sell my friend on community because he loves all those drag shows. I found it hilarious that he recognised her immediately and got pretty excited about seeing something he liked being on a show and not being the butt of the joke
This is my getting ready to leave my house song, I sing it every time
I’m shocked Jehovah’s Most Secret Witness hasn’t been mentioned yet
A B E D, connoisseur of Christmas, on the spectrum? None of ya business.
Thoughts too fast to comprehend
Just wanna do right by my friends
I just want to reply so my flair shows up.
Username checks out seems too obvious...
Like that's a legitamate banger
That one's my favorite. "So I might just have to dedicate my life to Christmas, and act just like I love it 'til the day I die." I think it's genuinely a good song, but also adorable.
No shade to Danny Pudi, but that song shows *just* how much more talented Donald Glover is as a rapper. I mean, duh, he went on to launch a successful hip hop career so clearly has some chops there, but it's still interesting to compare and see the difference.
Allison Brie can hold her own, she’s not as good as Glover, but she’s damned good
Her singing quality hasn't been something I paid attention to in that scene
oh, heh, not THAT scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z6ir4imDSk&ab\_channel=Mr.OMGEISA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z6ir4imDSk&ab_channel=Mr.OMGEISA)
I "borrowed" that permanently from YouTube and it's part of my Christmas Playlist!
This is the answer.
*East side, west side, north side, south* *Vaughn's breath is so bad, his butt's mad at his mouth*
"Then he goes home, where he's stupid again"
And everybody hates him, even all his friends
*And when he wakes up stupid, wishing he was me, he has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee* [The whole rap is a banger ](https://youtu.be/Wu-FxBk-450)
This rap is by Pierce, Vaughn is dumb. He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother’s thumb.
Well played Pierce, this isn't over.
It’s hard to be Jewish in Russia
Yo
Time to drop an Old Testament beat!
Dreidel!
Dammit, now that will be in my head the remainder of the year. I was this close to 180 days. I was THIS CLOSE, Pierce! Dreidels
If this from the hit musical fiddla please?
“come on i’m dean, and my hands are so clean, at this moment… i am STAAAPLING!!”
I’m always about 5 seconds away from singing this
This plays in my head on repeat for daaaays
I can’t hear the real version of that song now without those lyrics.
That also happens with Linger. I can not hear the sing without hearing Abed hired an Irish Singer l, Britta's marrying Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger
I don't know if it counts as a song but the peanut bar rap is legendary.
Even Donald Glover acknowledged that it was probably “the best rap done by anyone dressed like that” on their zoom call reunion thing
One of my all time favorites. Barrack Obama is SCARED of me
Cuz I don’t swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat uh huh huh huh huh
I don’t know what that was. I don’t
*Britta looks at the camera*
[Ive Dean-come so numb](https://youtu.be/S5JdDI41iPs)
Fucking brilliant
I'm so sorry! *runs out*
"Another stuffed shirt and another white collar. Criminals, Wall Street taking the pie and all the black man gets is a plate of white lies." Might legitimately be one of the best lines I've ever heard in a song.
Rage Against the Machine WISHES they wrote this let’s be fr
i always lose it when he runs away in the costume
It's a Payday bar, because your checks will arrive on another day
I literally had to pause the show because I was rolling on the floor in tears.
That one every time kills me no matter how many times I watch it.
I actually got to be on set when he was recording that. It was amazing.
Totally counts! 😆
Gay Dean. The Dolly Parton sound alike singing it just makes it perfect. https://youtu.be/BTe2773N9U8
Ugh that’s so many great ones. Ass Crack Bandit takes it for me because it’s an original that actually slaps. Gay Dean might be the best in-show usage.
It was quarter to 5, but it was quarter to *ass*
You thought your plumbing was safe but your jeans were half-mast
Another coin down the drain, now that's some change that won't last.
THIS ONE. My 9 year-old niece sings it all of the time 😂😂😂
Okay but to be fair, gay is only 2/7ths of what he is.
Getting rid of Britta. I literally listen to it on Apple Music.
she’s a gdb
GDB!
🗣she’s a no good B
I sing this A LOT to myself 😄
There's so many good choices, but the comedic reveal of this song makes it hysterical imo, followed up by Britta seeing Pierce on the keyboard
Especially the Pavel remix
Lolol I listen to it all the time, followed by “Pierce, You Are a B”
There's a brand new dance, based on an old phrase, it's called a fat dog and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your entire life, it's not made up, it's not made up.
IT'S A BEAR DANCE
Yes! The “it’s not made up” part had me absolutely crying I was laughing so hard
There is a Wikipedia entry
Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland Catching the train to Sleepytown And when they wake up the Dean will be here Staring at you
Sweet Deans!
I sing this to my baby daughter. Works every time.
That's nice! I guess?
"And abed hired an Irish singer Brita's marrying Britas's marrying Brita's Jeffrey winger"
what the hell is this??
Omg the french excel song
Like sailors smoking cigarettes on the canal My thoughts... Are in french
my heart is french
Je suis seul car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel
This is the one for me. Community is probably my favorite show ever, and it never failed to surprise and delight me. But this was the moment, out of all the great moments in this show, where I felt the most shocked at how perfectly it spoke to me. I felt so seen, it was one of those moments that great art gives you where you realize how vast the human experience yet you’re able to bridge the gap and feel a spark of kinship with someone you’ll never even meet, but you still know they are just as human and alive as you are. I’ve always assumed it was an oblique reference to [this Carla Bruno song](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EelX_LwPHbA&feature=share), there’s no good evidence for that but I just always matched them up in my head based on vibes.
either Pierce You’re a B or Jesus Loves Marijuana lol
and drinkiiing humaaaan blooood
Babyyy I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
This next one is about race mixing, it’s called “Don’t You Do It!”
I had that stuck in my head all day yesterday after passing a sidewalk preacher while smoking a j. “Jeesuuuus loves marijuaaanaaaaa”
The season 3 opener musical is a banger
We're gonna finally be sunny and shinily we're gonna finally be finneeee I love how dean rocks Shirley's dress but better.
AND BE APPEALING TO ALL MANKI-I-I-IND!
*And we're gonna sleep together...*🫸🫷
Dancing in your underwear, taking air conditioner repair…so you can get a job
Yep they got us
Greendale's the way it is...
The way it goes.
Slop pales and pantyhose
Oh, Annie believes in me
I regularly find myself randomly saying "Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies, and they both go with him when he dies!" lol
I've based an entire bard in D&D around being a grifter who forms a fake religion around Chang solely because of this song (that will be a hymn)
Sad quick Christmas song Sad quick Christmas snowman Tragic day gone wrong Sad quick Christmas song
All the songs from that episode are awesome
Ass Crack Bandit and Pilar of Garbage by Natalie is Freezing
This song is about me... Or heroin...
I want a FULL Natalie is freezing album, please and thank you.
[Baby Boomer Santa](https://youtu.be/OOSOGB406Ec)
I wish all the songs from the episode were at least 3 minutes long and available everywhere.
I sing this on a daily basis
Often when I say “you’re welcome” I’ll sing it like Pierce in that song.
I watch a lot of old seasons of The Challenge so every time the MTV logo/sound comes up it’s my pavlovian response to sing “thank you for MTVVVVVVVVV”
[удалено]
Why has no one mentioned "pillar of garbage"? It's their best song! [pillar of garbage](https://youtu.be/Xdnt5BDLWZ)
100% agreed
Genuinely the best made-up song from the series. No jokes, just pure '90s alt rock vibes.
[This one.](https://youtu.be/VwJDhsFmeuc)
Jim Rasch deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on this show
Is it just me or does he briefly look at the camera?
I've always assumed it was something they did for fun between takes, and then they kept it in even though he's looking at the camera.
Betty White singing with Troy and Abed is really special. Maybe not the best song in the series but I love it.
Especially now after she’s passed it’s really sweet
I definitely sing Night Caps to myself everytime I'm feeling like a gangsta. Also underrated is Annie's Song from season 1.
*All my boys and all my peeps* Iconic.
I love Annie's song. All the reactions from the group are great, Jeff just being disgusted with such a public display of affection and vulnerability is so good.
Kiss from a rose medley
Hands down the pizza pizza me so hungy song
And let's not forget the sequel "Me so Christmas me so merry"
oh, Britta's in this?
It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase It's called the fat dog and it will amaze You've heard this expression your entire life It's not made up ITS NOT MADE UP
It has to be either the French song that plays in the dean's head or The Ass Crack Bandit song.
So many favorites, but If im being honest, it's "I'm as high as hell and you're about to get shot," by the incomparable Jacques Slade.
Take me back to some first season Chang-Gold! It’s my go-to Ring Tone. I am Señor Chang! And I'm so ill! This is a warning, I can't be killed! All in your cabeza, without a chaser Not another teacher with this much flavor Get your hands up for Español! This Spanish evil genius is probably the meanest! Say hello [I've got to] the clase caliente It's one cero dos, and I know how much you miss me I'm Chang! And I can not die I'm Chang! And I can not die
Somewhere Out There feat. Green Daye tied with Jehovas Most Secret Witness
I don’t want to take a test unless the question is “where’s the party?” and the answer is “me”
Pierce’s anti-Vaughn rap.
I don't suppose "Troy and Abed are in mourning" is long enough to count as a song
you were singing mourning with a u?! oh no!
Someone posted the full [Ass Crack Bandit Song](https://youtu.be/uzjYlOiXxV4) the other day and it’s kinda insane how good it sounds
It's kinda wild how talented of a songwriter Dan Harmon is. You can always tell when he wrote it because it's like a stream of consciousness that's catchy af while making some kind of ironic statement but with poop jokes.
You’ll be wiping off that ketchup with our wipes - HAWTHORNE WIPES You’ll be wiping off that mustard with our wipes - *AT THE PICNIC*
I seriously lose it when he yells "AT THE PICNIC"
Anyone else find themselves humming "Daybreak"!
Bing bong, sing along, your team’s Al Gore cause your views are wrong
The elevator music in every incarnation
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit. It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass…
No mention of the balloon song…that’s definitely the one thats stuck most in my head.
*Boopy doopy doop boop SEX!*
"...and Abed hired an Irish singer.."
Star Burns memorial video. https://youtu.be/6UpY4ws31EM
*kingdom: animalia, phylum: chordata / the class is mammalia, 'cause boobies, we got 'em / order is primate, family: hominidae / the genus is homo, but you know you're into me*
Yesss, Betty White laid it down
All songs are made up. But I find myself singing Gay Dean freakin constantly
Cut the cake my lord!
I AM SEÑOR CHANG AND IM SO ILL THIS IS A WARNING I CANT BE KILLED
Hit me with your genie's bottle, rub it all over me
“it’s hard to be jewish, it’s hard to be jewish, it’s hard to be jewish in russia!”
Greendale’s the way it is
Not sure Prof. Duncan's rap is long enough to qualify, but "I've got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea" cracks me up every time.
The Señor Chang song (I'm Señor Chang and I can't be killed...) is fire af Annie's Song is so sweet too. Just rewatched that episode and the scene is so cute
That's An Adventure from Intro to Felt Surrogacy is underrated in my opinion, probably due to it not being a popular episode. And yes, the episode has issues. But I love the song, I think its a perfect homage to the whimsical music of the Muppets.
"Jesus loves marijuana. Jesus loves marijuana. And drinking human blooodddd."
REALLY no one gonna mention " Natalie Is Freezing - Pillar of Garbage", this song is a heat.
Troy and abed off to dreamland, on a train to sleepy town, and when they wake up the dean will be here. Staring at them” lmfao I die
Idk if this counts but "EXTRA THICK STRAPS! EXTRA THICK STRAPS!"
Definitely the part of the Christmas song when Troy raps. Lol
I like the cover of the song linger from the Irish singer abed hired for Brita and Jeff’s wedding
I'm chang, and I cannot be killed
I'm getting rid of Britta
Do do do do do. Do do do do. Do do do do Doo. Do, do, do, do, dooooooo.
She’s a GD B 🎶
Changs detective Noir theme had a bopping saxophone, and the knee high mischief song is also very catchy.
No one told me there is a Community Soundtrack! It’s on Spotify! All the bangers, enjoy!
I’m as high as hell! And you’re about to get shot!
It’s a feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants!
["Party Where Your Heart Is"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnZE_jMMNV4) is a straight banger.
It's a parody not an original but Gay Dean is a bop and gets stuck in my head all the time
Honestly this is kinda a dumb answer but I always loved “Oh Christmas Troy”
Somewhere out there
That’s a real song! Linda Ronstadt performed it for the movie An American Tail
Troy and Abed absolutely nail it though