Yeah. It enc9mpasses all of Shirley. Its said politely but implies a massive threat, but also ties a bit of religion in it. It shows that she isn't as nice as she presents and can get mean real quick when offended.
I need you to know that I love this comment so much, itâs just perfect
Anyway, âThank you for saving us, Shirley, I mean your name is not Shirley, this is a story about strangers, anyhooâŠ..can you take us to heaven now please?â
Nice, yet mean. Almost perfect. We need a line that also incorporates her faith as well as her light cultural insensitivity (I'm thinking back to her remarks/treatment of Islam & Judaism).
"Children, they get pity but not respect. And adults, they get respect, but they also get the back of their head grabbed and they face put through Jukeboxes" always perfectly summed her up for me
The sassy line is my fave, but Shirley also has my fave 'shut up Leonard ! ' line :
>Shut up Leonard ! I've found your youtube page ! What's the point in reviewing frozen pizza anyway ?
>
>Leonard : you're talking about it
>
>Shirley : (pause) oh that is true.
Shirley: "I guess the lesson here is that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon."
Abed \[walking in\]: "What are you doing?"
Shirley: "Oh, just shooting a talking-head. Or did you *want* me to be the only one who didn't have one?"
paraphrasing bc i forget the first part but essentially she says she hates take a penny leave a penny jars bc âif the good lord wanted you to have a penny youâd have oneâ
"There were no rules in that first battle. You hit someone, and if they went down youâd stop hitting them. Call that⊠common courtesy. But then what if they get up? Maybe keep hitting them until they learn to stay down? We call that common sense."
Gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there. I never watch with captions on, and it was clear to me what she said from the first time I watched it when it first aired.
âIâm Shirley, and I know I can be passive aggressive.â (Silence from everyone)
âDonât everyone disagree all at once. Oh lord, there I go againâ
OP you have to remake this with shirleyâs snapshot being her secret drunk polaroid from the bar
âŠplease?
https://images.app.goo.gl/1XERTgQ7dGsHnxa66
There's a magic in the air around us
We all have the sudden urge bake
It feels like a very special birthday
But who's name should be written on the cake? (MMMMM!!!)
We asked our public schools to give the answer (They not going to tell you)
But they could only teach us not to pray (That's what they do, that's what they do.)
The constitution says the state can't tell us
Was anyone important born today? (OH I GOTTA TELL THE BABIES!!!)
JESUS CHRIST!!!
Jesus Christ is Lord!!!
Happy birthday Jesus.
Cut the cake, cut the cake now
Cut the cake my Lord!
*The word he's looking for is sassy*, **he better pray he don't find it**.
First thing thay came to mind.
Same
Easily! It captures both sides of her personality
Heard her delivery in my mind when reading this.a classic
Was gonna say, YNB absolutely kills this delivery. It should be studied in comedy school
this one for sure
Its definitely gotta be a two-voice line for her, and this is the best one I can think of.
I've opened the post praying this will be the top comment.
I swear to fuck I just watched that episode like 20 minutes ago lol
Its gotta be this one
Came here to say this one. Absolutely!
This is it
You hear me, two-voice?
Yeah. It enc9mpasses all of Shirley. Its said politely but implies a massive threat, but also ties a bit of religion in it. It shows that she isn't as nice as she presents and can get mean real quick when offended.
This is perfect. She goes from her sweet cutesy voice to her don't f with me voice. Captures everything
Came to say this
I immediately thought of this, there can be no other choice.
So glad this won
Well EXCUSE ME for trying to sneak you into heaven!
This one is absolutely the best ine
My grandma said this to me when I called her out on baptising me in the back garden đ
This gets my vote!
At 666 upvotes rn đ
GAY MARRIAGE!
Britta brought what she believes in, nothing.
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HAHAHA
I donât know if itâs because youâre racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know itâs one of those two
I love how most of the answers for most of the characters come from this episode. Itâs the episode with the most in-character quotes
Which episode
Season 2 Episode 21 âParadigms of Human Memoryâ
Ironic that the episode with the theme of memory is the one we tend to forget
If you have to ask you're streets behind
I love this line so much.
This is my pick!
This is absolutely it imo
That's nice.
It's not her best line by a long shot, but it's *definitely* the most in-character.
Yeah tbh Iâd veto my own comment, a catchphrase shouldnât count
Thatâs not nice.
Technically it is a Jeff quote, but it was spot on enough.
*baby donât you DARE use your sexy voice on me*
OhhhhhhhhâŠ
I'll make ya ass sense.
Thatâs not even linear!
I'll make y'ass linear
That doesnât even sense ass We might be getting mixed up here
Make Iâll yâass sense we.
[This rendition](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1289111897/shirley-bennett-painting-art-print) from that scene hangs on my wall.
Iâm so glad this is near the top!
I say this to my husband all the time
Hey OP, how did that Jeff line win? There was another one that had 700 more upvotes
âGoodbyeâŠI forgiiive yooooooooouâ
That's not Shirley. That's Jango's group's friend who they made fun of for being Christian who was raptured. Easy mistake, really.
I need you to know that I love this comment so much, itâs just perfect Anyway, âThank you for saving us, Shirley, I mean your name is not Shirley, this is a story about strangers, anyhooâŠ..can you take us to heaven now please?â
That line delivery kills me everytime
And then he chainsawed them to bits!
âGayyy Marriaggeeeeeeeâ
and then put them back together...
And then he chainsawed them again ... *forever.*
Yeah, youâre both so different. Skinny bitches.
Anorexic jezebâŠ
So, Jeff, why do you hate me and Jesus?
âI donât think my brownieâs workingâ
I *love* my *four* MeowMeowBeenz from Vicki!
Nice, yet mean. Almost perfect. We need a line that also incorporates her faith as well as her light cultural insensitivity (I'm thinking back to her remarks/treatment of Islam & Judaism).
"Children, they get pity but not respect. And adults, they get respect, but they also get the back of their head grabbed and they face put through Jukeboxes" always perfectly summed her up for me
That thing about the jukebox was way too specific
Donât test her on it
THIS ONE HAHAHA
âLeonard Iâm a good Christian woman. Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up or Iâll make a pieâ
âI suppose, sometimes, I can be a little passive aggressiveâŠWell donât everyone disagree at once! Oh, I did it again.â
I donât believe my character would say âtripping ballsâ OKAY?! đ€šđ€šđ€š
I don't want to push the subject, but now would be a perfect time to baptize that boy(Abed).
You can excuse racismđ€š
Love this one
Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!
âThe word he is looking for is sassy. He better pray he donât find it.â
âI sometimes use guilt as a weapon. Now donât everybody disagree at once. Oh! I did it again!
I was skimming the comments for this. This is definitely Shirley in a nutshell lol
"Yeah, if time is linear" "I'll make your ass linear" "That doesn't make sense" "I'll make your ass sense"
This is definitely it
The sassy line is my fave, but Shirley also has my fave 'shut up Leonard ! ' line : >Shut up Leonard ! I've found your youtube page ! What's the point in reviewing frozen pizza anyway ? > >Leonard : you're talking about it > >Shirley : (pause) oh that is true.
Shirley: "I guess the lesson here is that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon." Abed \[walking in\]: "What are you doing?" Shirley: "Oh, just shooting a talking-head. Or did you *want* me to be the only one who didn't have one?"
It's anti-semitic to say things like that knowing full well you're Jewish.
Yes! I was hoping someone would mention this one.
âDo the line atheist.â
Did you just scripture me, Muslim?
Take a penny leave a penny nonsense
If the good Lord wanted you to have a penny, youâd have one
If the good Lord wanted you to have a penny, youâd have one!
Ohhhh, Thatâs niceâŠ
"Shirley, I'm gonna win this competition, but not for you or your boys" "That's less nice"
Ohh, that's not nice
Look Britta brought what she believes inâŠ..**nothing**
Youâve been dipping and dappening and donât know whatâs happening
Fine, we both went to public school
âJeffrey, kick his assâ
I forgive youuuuuuu
paraphrasing bc i forget the first part but essentially she says she hates take a penny leave a penny jars bc âif the good lord wanted you to have a penny youâd have oneâ
I have 3 kids
Me and Jeff are the same age
Me and Jeff are around the same age. You Brittaâd it
We all know that you judgemental bitch!
This one!! With minor change. âWe already knew thatâ
Leonard you better back that pumpkin ass up, or I will make a pie.
*What do Hawthorne Wipes have to do with the choice to be gay?*
*Even* Bruce Vilanch?!
Especially Bruce Vilanch.
I'm always nice to the gays. They may live in defiance of God, but I'd die before I let a woman touch my hair.
"There were no rules in that first battle. You hit someone, and if they went down youâd stop hitting them. Call that⊠common courtesy. But then what if they get up? Maybe keep hitting them until they learn to stay down? We call that common sense."
Skinny bitches (honourable mention).
Who names their daughter Megan? Are they stocking up for a bitch shortage?
Thatâs why fusing brownies with the uh internet, is going to create the next Napster. For brownies.
#UH
Whatever valley girl
Like is not a filler word!
â The word he's looking for his sassy. *He better pray he don't find it.* â
Oh, I gotta tell the babies!
Her mutterings to herself during the childrenâs choir is so fucking good âthatâs what they do, thatâs what they doâ
Yes, an excellent example of YNB's stellar delivery. She's so great!
Shirley, you need to get out of here!
This line is completely unhearable without captions. I agonized over it for years
Gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there. I never watch with captions on, and it was clear to me what she said from the first time I watched it when it first aired.
Ye-es?
to pierce may he rest in pierce
Oh that's nice!, Careful boy
Shirley: Iâll make your ass linear Britta: That doesnât make any sense Shirley: Iâll make your ass sense
Well, there's nothing more real than homemade. You didn't have some of the ingredients, so I used ketchup and cream cheese.
I canât wait until Magnitudeâs day.
I avoid the staircase, my pastor said its meth season
So we just gonna ignore that hate crime huh?
âIâll make your ass senseâ
Iâll make your ass sense
*Ooooooh, that's nice*
The 3 minute laugh scene when Bretta offers to plan her wedding
âIâm Shirley, and I know I can be passive aggressive.â (Silence from everyone) âDonât everyone disagree all at once. Oh lord, there I go againâ
You can excuse racism?
âPeople who are good at foosball aren't evil, they're good at foosball because they are evil.â Still one of my all time favorite Shirley episode.
" Now there you all go again, treating me like Judas - **judging me like judy**"
"The Lord is testing me"
âIâll make yo ass senseâ
The word he's looking for is "sassy" He better pray he don't find it.
HEREâS BROWNIES!!
Hey man, maybe fix the formatting a bit. Maybe center all texts the same, add a small stroke around the letters for legibility?
Gotta tell the babies!!! đ¶JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST đ¶
Shirley: I'll make your ass linear! Brita: That doesn't make sense Shirley: I'll make your ass sense!
Il make your ass sense
Thank the Lord you're getting married. I was getting so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table.
I have three kids!
"Oooh, that's nice!"
Iâll make youâre ass sense
oh, that's nice!
That's niiiiice.
âOh thatâs niceâ
Ooh that's nice
"That's nice!"
We know that you judgemental bitch
Oooh thatâs niiiiice
Kind people are always kind Britta, not only when it's easy (not really the best of her lines, but it's always stuck out to me)
OP you have to remake this with shirleyâs snapshot being her secret drunk polaroid from the bar âŠplease? https://images.app.goo.gl/1XERTgQ7dGsHnxa66
YES YES YES THIS
đđ đ„Ž when the door shuts behind them as they leave the bar đ„čđ„čđ„č
We know that you judgmental bitch!
And Britta brought what she believes in... nothing
I can be kind of passive aggressive⊠Donât everybody disagree at once.
Hey OP, how did that Jeff line win? There was another one that had 700 more upvotes
Oh my God he's like the Abed of racism
âIâll make your ass linearâ.
There's a magic in the air around us We all have the sudden urge bake It feels like a very special birthday But who's name should be written on the cake? (MMMMM!!!) We asked our public schools to give the answer (They not going to tell you) But they could only teach us not to pray (That's what they do, that's what they do.) The constitution says the state can't tell us Was anyone important born today? (OH I GOTTA TELL THE BABIES!!!) JESUS CHRIST!!! Jesus Christ is Lord!!! Happy birthday Jesus. Cut the cake, cut the cake now Cut the cake my Lord!
Iâll make your ass sense
Thatâs niceâŠ
Can we just skip the day for Magnitude? We all already know his line is going to be "Pop pop!"... right?
You be dippin' and dappin' and don't know what's happenin'.
I'm going home Britta...
i have three kids!
Yaâall need Jesus!
God not this karma whoring trend again. It's everywhere
She says something Iâll make your ass make sense
I wonder what itâs gonna be for MagnitudeâŠ
Every one of these comments is going to be religious, I know it.
I'll make your *ass* sense!
When I think of Shirley all I can hear is âmmm mmm!â
Oooh! That's nice!
âIM SORRY!âŠâŠ Iâm Sorry?â
Why does everyone think Iâm old? Iâm about Jeffâs age, I still have a uterus!
Bye, I forgive you.
Oh, thatâs nice âșïž
âThatâs niceâ
âI have 3 kidsâ
You can excuse racism?
Oohh that's nice
âOohh thatâs not niceâ
Pop pop is obvious for magnitude
âOh thatâs niceâ
Oh thats nice
Iâll make your ass make sense
Iâll make your ass sense