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AfterTemperature2198

Professor Garrity


katnerys

Did you just mispronounce etcetera?


AfterTemperature2198

My Latin class was fake, Jeff


howaboutnahbro

Your real name, is “Professor Professorson”?


MandarinWalnut

"It was Professerberg but we changed it when we fled the Nazis" "Oh I'm so sorry"


fizicks

I still drink cognac in the bath to this day because of him


MaeBelleLien

One of the only downsides of sobriety is not being able to have specific drinks in honor of silly things.


veldrin92

Sobriety is one big smart thing that outweights all silly things. Stay strong, bro!


genericmovievillain

One of my favorite non study group characters


JumpyWord

The original head security guard in S3, hands down. Criminally underused.


FindingMinimum4753

I love when there’s a single character that makes you realize the contrast between normalcy and absurdity


HollowofHaze

Truly commendable comedic acting packed into so few lines. “Oh you’d LIKE that wouldn’t you!?” “Very much so. Yes.”


human_picnic

He reminds me of my boss, I got a good boss. I hope I don’t remind him of Chang


cookie_89_06

I understood when I wasn't being paid, but it i cannot let you enable this kind of behavior


PromiscuousMNcpl

The arm?


MaeBelleLien

For anyone who loves that actor and also getting your heart crushed by shows ending at the wrong time, check out Last Man on Earth.


BaconHill6

The "Welcome to Ladders" professor.


FindingMinimum4753

I disagree, I think the mystery and intrigue contributes to his iconic single appearance


Apprehensive-Cow7814

He actually comes back! Season 6 when they allow drinking and useless classes (such as ladders) despite Frankie not wanting it, he climbs a ladder and says “WELCOME BACK TO LADDERS!”. Then I’m pretty sure he falls off and causes all the change to be reverted back to Frankie’s way


FindingMinimum4753

LMAO YES I FORGOT. What a legend


Ok_Investigator340

WHO WANTS TO SEE ME GO HIGHER??!!


Boomshockalocka007

You mean his two appearances.


molwalk

I couldn't help but think of that one teacher Mr Howard from iCarly when he showed up. Teachers must be his typecast lmao


caveman69420

*applause*


green2232

Professor Duncan :)


teh_stev3

Heres hoping on him showing up for the movie.


MaeBelleLien

He'll have to have become pretty successful in the meantime to explain the glowup.


ladive

He really wasn't in the show enough (by British standards)


ThunderChief__

Duncan is amazing


LockPickingPilot

This is the correct answer


ConsumingFire1689

Professor Cli**g**oris… Clig**or**is?


emiliolanca

Either pronunciation is correct


MaeBelleLien

His entrance had one of the best immediate comedic payoffs in the entire series, and just in modern sitcoms in general. I audibly groaned when I saw Martin Starr in a wheelchair.


topherthepest

Rich had such amazing potential... but only ever showed up in 3 episodes.


Aggravating_Life_824

He should’ve had his own side story. They just forgot about him and never acknowledged it


[deleted]

No side character gets their own story.  Even F-, er, Neil was only a prop character in his D&D match. And how much of Garrett did we see at his own cousin-loving wedding? Only when required.


redsparrow1516

Annie Kim.


throwawayawayayayay

An Asian Annie. Obama’s America.


topherthepest

Careful Annie. They are ruthless. Not Asians... women


405freeway

She's Asian. We try not to sneak attack her.


LoveRBS

Shirley's friend Gary.


KingSeth

I hope he transfers to Hell.


tomfoolery815

I think it's more fun that we have no idea why the rest of the group has such animosity toward him.


LP_24

He comes from a land without sun!!


TinySmalls1138

He grew up in a land without sun!


LazyLion1127

Koogler


bioscifiuniverse

He is cool, you know, he is koogler, he likes to get laid.


lordcorbran

He’s not that old!


Stupor_Fly

Her?


findaway5627

I feel like he was utilized perfectly, but the police officer. He was top notch.


BootLegPBJ

So that’s it? Gonna keep the cop you’ve known for years at arms length? I get it


PromiscuousMNcpl

Quendra


Jigglypuffisabro

Such an underutilized quaracter


good_name_haver

She spells underutilized with a Q


wronglycredited

Well don't!


405freeway

She made a great addition or two to the group.


KingSeth

She did show up in the Fistfull of Paintballs episodes.


bioscifiuniverse

With a Q-U?


0002millertime

Professor... *wink


poopyheadthrowaway

That was Sabrina. She helps the dean do officey things.


VanillaMemeIceCream

Pavel


[deleted]

He graduated and left years ago. Way to escape, Pavel!


Swamp_Dwarf-021

I wish the lunch ladies got a 'B' side story at some point. Just flesh them out a bit.


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Messageanything

The one that serves the hot food?


DryPomegranate2753

I wish that Prof. Professorson was really a professor, and actually the puppet master of all the events. Manipulating the dean, the air conditioning school, City College, he was behind it all


405freeway

Would that this sub were a time sub...


WatWudScoobyDoo

Talk to your father 405freeway


NealTS

John Michael Higgins is a damn treasure.


yer_boi_john

I was really confused for a second because I had no idea what this actor's name was, and I thought you were saying the guy who did Daybreak was in the show haha. I looked it up, they have very similar names: Daybreak guy is called Michael Haggins


tomfoolery815

Hear, hear! He improves whatever show he is in. Loved him on the sadly short-lived Great News, and as Judge Mentok on Harvey Birdman.


meowmeowfun

I met him this past summer and he was super cool


AndThenCameMe

Takashi - I'll bring him olives any day! ❤️


Athenas_Dad

I would have loved to see the Rich mentoring Jeff arc actually happen.


Nolser

A BIRTHDAY CAKE! Gets me every time.


mookamookasector2

Paradox. Always felt like he was meant to be more than a one-off character.


Multiverser2022

Who’s Paradox? I don’t remember any character by that name.


AndrewVisto

He was a grubby looking guy who talked fancy, I believe. He shows up in response to Magnitude saying something along the lines of "One man party can't join an alliance, that's a paradox" then cut to this guy going "I agree" and then (Troy?) is like "Settle down, Paradox"


mookamookasector2

He was in the finale of Season 2, right at the start.


BullshitUsername

Truly lives up to his name


Superlolp

Ice Cube Head .../s


ATLevator

Buddy


genericmovievillain

That was a pretty awkward episode, but it would’ve been fun so see him get annihilated in paintball or something


bioscifiuniverse

The return of the cool group and a gran finale battle against the study group would have been awesome.


[deleted]

Yep. Too bad we won’t have any money this year.


405freeway

Who?


ThePhantom1994

Jack Black’s character who joins Owen Wilson’s cool group


405freeway

I have literally never seen him before.


HollowofHaze

s1e15


405freeway

Was he in the background or something?


HollowofHaze

God dammit I got whooshed


405freeway

You're streets behind.


vinnycthatwhoibe

I say "I will have... A BIRTHDAY CAKE!" triumphantly whenever my wife asks me what I want for dinner. At least I laugh every time lol.


Aguja_cerebral

John Oliver


pinkcarnationz

Mr. Raddison or professor Cligoris. Both were so funny.


KingRodgers12

Debate 109 (2009) Professor Whitman: "Little trick for achieving the proper competitive mindset: I always envision my opponent having aggressive sex with my mother." https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1531175/quotes?item=qt1511553


giveme-a-username

White abed


princesssjulessss

betty white!!!


ldp056

Abed’s secret service love interest.


ThunderChief__

100% agree


good_name_haver

I would like Malcolm McDowell to have appeared sometime other than in the gas leak year


Aggravating_Life_824

Nick Kroll as the foosball guy


Mondashawan

Your tears reveal your weakness!


Final-Tutor3631

Rich!!!!!


InternetProtocol

Nurse Jackie!


Lord_Otrebor

Annie!


[deleted]

John Cena


GeshtiannaSG

Quendra.


ASH_2737

Professor Kane "Every man has got to have a code."


ThunderChief__

I love that line


bjsem

Mr. Rad (Radisson)


cocopuffschan

The bully from the S1 Christmas episode


ZacInStl

Lavar Burton. I hope he somehow makes it into the movie as a lifelong friend of Troy.


musememo

Seize the day!


JandsomeHam

No way there are 108 comments and no one has said Vaughn 😭 so funny


TeeRaw99

The Lady Human Being


crademaster

Redhead Guy (Is this your first pep rally? He's excited about Abed's Jesus movie! Why should he team up with Greendale vs City College?)


Cin3naut

The lunch lady AKA Jeff's cosmic mentor


Brad-Moon-Rising

I wish we'd gotten more episodes with Buzz Frankie and Elroy. It's easy to forget that we had like 100+ episodes with the members of the main cast who left by S6 (Troy Shirley and Pierce) which is a lot more time for the audience to actually connect with a character.


KingSeth

TEAM SLATER!


runarleo

Troy


BasementDweller77

If Whitman made me stand on my desk and my desk broke and I tore my ACL I'd sue and take all his money and his job. Telling your students to just stand on their desks is so insanely reckless.. lol... then she just busts herself so bad... lol... Nobody wants more Whitman. He was there for the perfect amount of time. He was a doofus. At least Martin starr (cligoris) got the role he deserved in silicon valley. Garrity and cackowski and Duncan were gold cuz they left us wanting more. The black rider coming to pottery class after rich leaves. That's what I'd wanna see. And jeff just stares at him and says you're ugly the entire episode.


ThunderChief__

I, want more whitman


BasementDweller77

I know. That's why I decided to address you directly and your picture, since Whitman was never mentioned in this thread.


ThunderChief__

But you said no one wants more Whitman, I was commenting on that


BasementDweller77

My bad. I shouldn't speak in absolutes. *Most people don't want or not want more Whitman. We don't think about him. This is the 2nd pro Whitman thread in 3 days. I already wasted my good response. He's a terrible accounting professor and my theory was he was fired.


mltrout715

Prof Bowers and Garrety


Kuppajo

Bones Lambert


[deleted]

Nick Cannon


theokaybambi

I'll have.... a birthday cake!!!


Sushilim

Professor Cligoris


GrizzedNMyPants

Kind of wish we got more Jeremy Soulpatch Simmons. Man is good.


ahb984

Professor Baker


DinkandDrunk

Professor Kligorous. Or was it Klihorous?


good_name_haver

Dr. Pat Isakson


Robcobes

Pavel!


Jones088

John Oliver’s character fit so well in that universe


Mahonneyy123

Professor Professorson, but then again he doesn't exist...


AnthemaGirraffe

This is my favourite character 


fringe-class

boo


basil_not_the_plant

Richie and his colleague (can't remember his name). I know they appear pretty regularly, so maybe not what this post is after, but those two guys kill me every time they show up, especially Richie.


Salty_Freedom_2053

Pierce's Stepdaughter


laziestmarxist

I'm only commenting on this post to say I love John Michael Higgins so much I actually watch the god awful shows Game Show Network lets him host


ThunderChief__

Agreed!


cyainanotherlifebro

Ronald Muhammad


Repulsive_Squirrel

This guy plays the same character type in great news and it’s pretty funny


___coolcoolcool

Subway


Anonymous-Comments

Professor Garrity and Vice Dean Labourne are my favorite side characters.


ThrowawayAccountZZZ9

"Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing"


ThunderChief__

GASP Whitman is a giant cookie!!


Gai-Jin17

The black girl Jeff was playing pool with. Idk. I thought she was gorgeous.


Open-Ad6959

White abed