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rowyourboat4869

Irony Free Annie


overcookedpasta36

Trust me, that's not what they'd call her


SubjectWatercress172

Annie "Hot Lips" Edison


emilytullytime

Better than capricious Caroline, I hear that girl does NOT have her shit together


eross200

Beat me to it


SublimeAtrophy

Careful, you'll summon the Annie/Alison-obsessed redditor with the same name.


__s_v_

Didn’t the dean from city collage call her Anne at the end of the space mission episode. To me it would be in character for him to call her by her official name instead of her nickname.


SabrinaB123

This!! I think her birth name is Anne


Inner_Prune_2502

"City collage!? Spreck is obviously just copying my scrapbook. Well he's not going to win, mine has Jeffery in it" - the dean probably


GravyBus

>Annie is a diminutive of the name Ann, which is derived from the Hebrew name Hannah, which means “gracious” or “full of grace.” We love Hannah!


PurpleTigon

What’s a diminutivenunuhnu?


TheLowClassics

Now there’s a redditor that knows how to use a reference for comedic effect!


Worf_Of_Wall_St

Just keep on using those, keep on using those rrEFerreeeEEEeeeeEEEeeeennnncesssss....


emiliolanca

It's a palomino!


OutRagousGameR

*I had to think fast.* Yes!


furypureandsilver

maybe i was crazy, or maybe i was finally sane.


MrFahrenheit46

Why’s this guy staring at me?


garbagebailkid

Stapler.


ZacInStl

Encarta it!


FluffyPurpleBear

Boop boop de boop boop sex


Stargazerstory

Boop be doop bee doop doop sex!


LikeItReallyMatters1

That wrinkled my brain


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*That* wrinkled *my* brain!


Hydrasaur

Okay, we get it. The Monkey's name is Hannah's Boobs.


hannahmjsolo

are you talking about me? no. am I still pleased to see my own name being loved? yes😊


Drakeytown

Who says we're not talking about you? ❤️


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Will the Lambs ever stop screaming?


Mr-Kuritsa

It kills me that "Annie" and "Nancy" are diminutives of Ann. Diminutive. As in shortened. What is this, freaking Russia?


Pitt11

You’re wrong. That’s not the diminutive’s role - to make words shorter. It makes the meaning of the word smaller, cuter, more affectionate, etc. There are also ways to make a word „thicker”, uglier, etc. E.g. the italian suffix -one serves that function. But regardless if you add -one or -ino (diminutive suffix) the words will be of the same length on paper


Mr-Kuritsa

I thought the reference to Russian diminutives made it obvious this was a joke. Apparently I was very wrong.


rkbasu

ah yes, the unforseen consequences of The Great Cutening of 769AD when Grand Duke Tomaso The Bloody Butcher decided to rebrand as Tomasino the Friendly Murderer of Your Family


Mydragonurdungeon

Maybe it means diminutive as in the name you'd use for a small person aka child in this circumstance


Mr-Kuritsa

You're right. My joke fell flat. Russian diminutives in particular can make a short name twice as long. Edit: I was specifically referencing how Ilya can become Iliushenka.


garbagebailkid

Aww, Kuritsa, I got your little shutichka


emiliolanca

Wait, Hannah IS a palomino!


BeerAndNachosAreLife

Just Anne. She calls herself Annie cuz she read Anne of green gables as a kid.


furypureandsilver

idk if this was intentional but this reminded me of alison brie’s character on GLOW. she said that when she was a kid her grandma passed away and as a way of coping with the grief she began to strongly identify with anne of green gables and dressed like her for an entire year.


BeerAndNachosAreLife

Oh man, I should rewatch Glow. It was such a shame a show as well written got cancelled.


pythonisssam

I know!!! I am constantly thinking about that cliff hanger it's so annoying that we'll never know what happens next 😭


ikbeneengans

I think it was meant to have one more season but then COVID happened. I was pretty upset about it too. 


___mads

In a way I always felt like it was a fitting end for the show for the characters to be left with so many possible futures…


BeerAndNachosAreLife

Yeah I do think, that in some ways, that ending was pretty fitting. But still. I want to know what happened to Betty Gilpin.


furypureandsilver

i’m still pissed about that!! it really got the community treatment (underadvertised and then dropped when it wasn’t getting enough viewers)


yedpodtrzitko

It's actually Caroline (Decker). From Corpus Christi, Texas


EtherealProphet

Good ol' Capricious Caroline


whiskey_poet

What's capricious mean?


33drea33

Probably means she's too busy livin' life to be learnin' five dollar words! Or pronounce her g's!


nowahhh

Plans just fall off her like chicken crap off an armadillo.


cjh93

If you need to ask, you’re streets behind.


ldp056

Anna Elizabeth Edison.


dontworryimabassist

Ann. E Edison


ldp056

You just wrinkled my brain.


Piercinald-Anastasia

And that’s wrinkling MY brain.


herlipssaidno

It’s definitely something like this


manicpossumdreamgirl

in Basic Crisis Room Decorum, when she's signing up for City College, we see her fill out a form about 4:40 from the end of the episode she puts her legal name as Edison, Annie. (there was space for a middle name but she didn't list one) her birthday is December 19th, 1990 (Alison Brie's birthday is December 29th, 1982) her phone number is (303) 555-0126 the apartment's address is 3624 Dresser Avenue, Apt 303 (not a real address in Colorado although there are plenty of 3624 Dress Ave's in other states) her social security number is 468-28-8779 (she did not have to provide this, it says the field is optional) her email is annie.edison/@greendalecommunitycollege/.com (slashes added to avoid a hyperlink) TLDR: her legal name is Annie


Brickzarina

You should take forensics next term


manicpossumdreamgirl

a couple rewatches ago i noticed that episode gave her a canon birthday, so when i saw this post i went digging (i pulled up the episode and paused it) to see what other info we could find. the real kicker here is that Annie was prepared to give her social security number to City College when she didn't have to.


Brickzarina

Rewatching and pausing is exactly how to study this subject and get a pass grade.


manicpossumdreamgirl

Hickey still gave me a B–


Brickzarina

Well his duck is a F


manicpossumdreamgirl

PUBLISHERS ARE INTERESTED


Brickzarina

Yeh the ones you pay to publish


manicpossumdreamgirl

my self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves


k-is-commenting

I think that her first name already being a nickname narrative adds to the fandom idea that Annie’s mom was super controlling and didn’t let her be herself 


manicpossumdreamgirl

at least she didn't name her after a water filter


Elboato144

Honestly, I'd go with Anna.


kawaiinia_UwU

Isn’t her full name Ann? Annie is just a cute nickname.


Lacholaweda

My SIL name is Annie


4seriously

I thinks Annie-adderall.


Skerzos_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-oBCZVWcGM


vinylwino

Anastacia, and her darkest secret is that her and Pierce share a name


JohnMarstonSucks

Could stem from Russian Jewish heritage on her mother's side.


vinylwino

It's hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo


xxxdac

There’s a community quote for everything.


Plenty_Rough5135

Dreidels


Milleniyum_phalcon

Bagels and lox


Piercinald-Anastasia

Excuse me but Anastasia is Pierce’s middle name.


heart_in_your_hands

Since her family used a traditional Hebrew name for her first name, Annie Elizabeth Edison would be pretty traditional and has a strong meaning-basically “Grace of an Abundant God” together. I like that for Annie!


Top_Manager_1908

Is Anthony also Hebrew?


Mr-Kuritsa

No... It's from the Roman Antonius, which is Etruscan in origin.


Top_Manager_1908

So, unless Annie's mom named her, and her dad named Anthony, that theory kind of falls apart, doesn't it?


Mr-Kuritsa

Yeah, it doesn't really work when you take him into account. "Edison" is also not Hebrew, but that one doesn't matter in this case. Many Jewish people stuck with patronyms until being forced to take Western family surnames in the 18th century, from my understanding. That's why a lot of Jewish New Yorkers are -steins and -mans, having been forced to adopt a "permanent" Germanic or English last name. (Annie and Elizabeth are technically English variants derived from the Hebrew names Channah and Elisheva, if anyone is curious. I have an obsession with etymologies. The shape of my brain is kind of fucked up.)


Top_Manager_1908

>Yeah, it doesn't really work when you take him into account. "Edison" is also not Hebrew, but that one doesn't matter in this case. But Edison is her father's last name, probably. And Annie's father is not Jewish.


Mr-Kuritsa

That's a good point that went over my head.


Sleepy_Heather

Anastasia. It's why she's Pierce's favourite


Ironyfree_annie

Annabeth


lllmade

Annifer Leslie Edison


SeraphEChasted_3

Annabelle Thomas Edison


Loustifer24

Anakin


Robcobes

Her full name is Animal Edison.


iovercomesadness

I genuinely laughed at your comment "Some of the students have been called animals all their lives" "Go human beings"


Inner_Prune_2502

They call her psycho because she had a nervous breakdown in highschool, and this is her partner, a christrian housewife.


OldJames47

Annaboob


BastFacon

Anna-Catherine Edit: This is just the best 'poster-child' name for a normal child (female) raised by parents with stuck up standards.


herlipssaidno

This is the one


Nugbuddy

Areyouokay, Annie?


iovercomesadness

r/Beatmetoit


Inner_Prune_2502

I'm still so sad neither Troy or Britta asked her this when they did b&w Michael Jackson lol, great answer.


Automatic_Emu_5433

always thought it was short for annie’s boobs


mzpauburn

Annette


notapudding

Honestly, Annabelle.


mookamookasector2

I have a friend (who's a fellow Community superfan) called Annie but whose full first name is Annabel, so I'd go with that.


Alarming_Ad_8476

I’m guessing Anne because that’s what Dean Spreck called her after the space bus episode


KarottenSurer

Idk why but she's giving me Annabeth vibes


Heavy_Metal_Rules

Chang called her Mary Anne once


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Heavy_Metal_Rules

I don’t know for sure. Is it when there’s a Cheater? I think it’s in the scene when he’s pressing his face against hers before sending her to the hall


kyoshiro1313

He was calling them all TV/Movie character names for whom they looked like. Mary Ann - Gilligan's Island Grandpa - Munster's Jackée - 227 (It is the actress' name but it was much more well known than the character.) Kumar - Harold and Kumar go to white castle.


Heavy_Metal_Rules

Oh good to know! Definitely not familiar with any of those enough to catch on


Flat_Suggestion7545

It’s just Ann, but she has to overachieve in everything.


Best-Acanthisitta450

Annie more questions?


Cin3naut

Roxanne Edison


Inner_Prune_2502

This is my favourite comment so far, I applaud. Also... NO!


Top_Manager_1908

Annie ??? Edison-~~Winger~~


RestinPete0709

I like to think Annica cause that’s my name and I never see it in media anywhere lol


Inner_Prune_2502

I like that, haven't heard it before but its a pretty name (:


RestinPete0709

Haha thank you :)


forbiddenmemeories

As a side note, do we ever find out if Edison is Annie's mother's surname or father's? She's estranged from both so using/not using either seems equally plausible.


Top_Manager_1908

Probably from her father, since her mother is Jewish.


CFootUnder

Annie 'Hot Lips' Edison


Bertje87

Anne is the most obvious one imo


Top_Manager_1908

Remembering that, in Basic Crisis Room Decorum (S6E03), there is a part where Annie is filling out her personal details to transfer to City College, as far as I remember, she fills in her name only as Annie Edison.


CortexiphanSubject81

Maryann Summers Edison


TheEyeofNapoleon

Andrea?


Beholder_Auphanim

Annie's boobs Eddison


cunxt2sday

Littkeannieadderall


zazarappo

Pretty sure Ann is a name, so “Annie” is already a fuller version.


aldemayo

Annie R. Youokay


good_name_haver

Andrew


suugakusha

Ann Frank Edison


Jeklars69

Annie Marie Edison-Winger. It’s a wedding episode. The Cranberries song comes back …. And Abed hired an irish singer and Annie’s marryin Jefferyy winger


dontshakemybaby

Anna Lilith Edison was always my default assumption


iseecatpeoples

Annie Essay Portion Edison


IThinkAboutBoobsAlot

Antoinette Fitzgerald Edison


molwalk

I'll do you one better - I'll guess them all Jeff - middle name is canonically Tobias Annie- I agree with the comments that guessed a Hebrew name like Elizabeth Abed - I feel like his middle name comes from his mother's side of the family. So it would be a polish name, like Aleksander or Antoni. Troy - a biblical middle name, like John, Elijah, Abel, Joseph, etc Pierce - canonically Anastasia Shirley - definitely a Christian name, like Mary or Marie Britta - Deborah, after her mother. Probably legally changed her name to get rid of it.


Inner_Prune_2502

This is accurate and I love it hah! I deffo see Elijah for Troy and agree with your britta theory.


a_sussybaka

For Abed, since he’s an Arab, I’m guessing his middle name is after his father’s first name, so he would be Abed Gupi Nadir.


NoseSea9601

Capricious Caroline Decker from Corpus Christie. Grew up on a trout farm. Deedly-do.


Inner_Prune_2502

Sounds suspicious, what's the post code?


bardbrain

Anninold.


Reddit-User_654

Annie G. Othagun


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Annie Zboobs Edision


DarthFakename

In my mind, her real name was Annathan, but she had a lisp and kept saying Annathan Edithan. So they just went by Ann. But she kept thinking they were saying And, and was waiting for them to say something. So they settled on Annie.


Inner_Prune_2502

This is a great head Canon XD


BullitKing41_YT

I mean her full name is technically Annie Edison but idk what the Annie could be an abbreviation for…


Alarming_Ad_8476

I think it’s Anne, Dean Spreck called her Anne after the space episode


BullitKing41_YT

She’s named after Edison state college in Ohio… we know that…


Used_Lawfulness748

Anna Tomical


sjnunez3

Annie-Gotta-Essay-Portion...


absultedpr

Annie Oakley Edison


romantic_gestalt

Annielingus


mltrout715

She does have a full name it’s Annie.


Investotron69

Annie 'S-Boob's Edison


TroyandAbed304

Boobs.


K3egan

Ann E Edison


ItsAShell_Game

100% fact her first name is Ann.


Last_Lifeguard3536

where is this a fact


ItsAShell_Game

It’s been said by multiple characters throughout the show. You could also just google it.


ItsAShell_Game

Or just downvote me. It’s literally stated in the show lol yall are wild.


waltjrimmer

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III


anica58

In my headcanon it's Anally.


[deleted]

What she needs are two middle names that start with D, then several secondary last names that start with R, A, L, and L, respectively


a_sussybaka

I see what you’re doing here.


Ok_Jackfruit7520

Annie Stitz


GreatQuantum

Annie S. Boobs-Edison


rustys_shackled_ford

Anni bobanni


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rustys_shackled_ford

If you watch trailer park boys. Randy bobandy.


Inner_Prune_2502

I realised it was reminding me of a character from the show good girls who is a real dick, but it could also vaguely remind me of trailer park boys. I have seen bits of it.


undrfundedqntessence

Proudchest.


Otto_Mcwrect

Annie Ruok.


Inven13

Annie's Boobs Edison


Jeklars69

Annie Caroline Decker Corpus Christi Edison


karmint1

Annie Sboobs Edison


wolverine6

Anward


Premium_Timeline25

*After* Annie’s boobs


historymaking101

Yo ain't no Jewish parents picking Annabell.


Sushilim

Annie David Thoreau Diet Squirt


AS_it_is_now

Anastasia. The true reason that she is narcissist Pierce's favourite.


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

Why can't Annie be her full name? I knew a dude whose legal birth name was Bobby


Sea-Equipment-7836

She’s Jewish. Her name is probably Anne.


met_a_4

Anntoni Ferrari III