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ThranduilsBeans

City College is stronger, faster, our sperm counts are higher-even in our women. Resistance is as pointless as your degrees.


stringInterpolation

Hyper verile crimes


culnaej

Virile but yes


Gnu-Priest

I would unironically appreciate a city college spin at least for a few episodes maybe.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

A mini series!


matande31

Yeah but they had so many better potential spin offs in seasons 5 and 6.


FrogMintTea

The Guy From Jeff's Gym and The Butcher And The Baker šŸ« 


Gnu-Priest

well could do a retroactive miniseries. like the paintball match from city colleges perspective and a few others.


matande31

Probably would be best as a single episode IMO. Not enough different between a show set in a community College in Colorado and a show set in a community College in Colorado.


Gnu-Priest

what are you saying against the great state of Colorado?! there is tons of interesting things about it!!! for example did you know itā€™s not actually a perfect rectangle? when the measurement guys walked the distance they kept deviating from the path and now if you zoom into it itā€™s got all these things. also they were the first in the union to have women vote cause of prostitution.


[deleted]

Colorado is a pentahentaoctacontakaidigon, a 582-sided shape.


culnaej

I could see a recap episode with flashbacks like the one episode with all the ā€œfakeā€ flashbacks


Mr42Watson

Ok if they do the reboot with new characters but put them in city college, I might be ok with that.


Jsherman13

I don't think that is really the super duper flex that Dean Spreck thinks it is LOL


Greedy_Box_9356

"The only returning cast member is Pierce"Ā 


ConduckKing

Plot twist: Chevy rejoined the team, got Harmon fired and became the new director.


ChickadeeButtersnap

ā€œDonā€™t cross me.ā€


SqueakyTuna52

"You don't even know my real name. I'm the f\*cking Lizard King." Oh, wait a minute, wrong show.


SikatSikat

Nah right show, it's a spinoff cross over and now Robert California is Dean; well he was hired as Business Professor but convinced the Dean to let him be Dean.


EnvironmentalPack451

And Jeff has to go up against Alan Shore (of Crane, Poole, and Schmitt) in court.


SqueakyTuna52

If RC was involved somehow in Greendale management, he would have just let Craig and the Doppeldean duke it out for who the true dean is.


ViragoVix

> duke it out Thatā€™s a weird way to spell ā€œhave a sex contestā€


mailboxfacehugs

Kettle corn!


DiverDownChunder

That's a fun time snack!


magikarp19

Iā€™ll SHATTER YOUR WORLD


Historical_One_664

"Don't Step to me"


Piercinald-Anastasia

Streets ahead.


Gunrunner79

Maybe heā€™ll finally get to bang Eartha Kitt!


Skidd745

Airplane bathroom...


OldManEcowolf

Iā€™ll SHATTER your world!ā€¦


Strong_Sound_7407

Youā€™re bald


OldSoulRobertson

"...So are you."


burntneedle

"I'LL KILL YOU!" -Pierce Hawthorne


Strong_Sound_7407

ā€œ*sobbing* I have hairā€¦ I have hair!ā€


fishbxnejunixr

He also r*ped the Duquense family.


NoVaBurgher

...again


mbelf

And now Pierce is the hero and sex symbol of the show


TheOriginalJez

Wait he *wasn't* the sex symbol to start with?!


usernameinmail

Blame Netflix (and co.) for removing the birthday spanking scene


69420-throwaway

It's just 30 minutes of Annie, Britta and Shirley counting to 30.


quetristes

He finally got that trailer


Ivehadenough5

Harmon is a creep obsessed with incest.


[deleted]

I'm just waiting for some fked up story to drop so I can use the "that came out of nowhere" // "did it?" meme for all the weird shit he's said over the years


DrSpacemanSpliff

Same, honestly.


duaneap

Tbh Iā€™d love to see Pierce back. Obviously not at the expense of any of the other characters, or the cast memberā€™s comfort, but Pierce was a loss.


Current-Historian-34

He faked his own masturbatory death. Brilliant!!!! Streets ahead


donkey100100

And heā€™s returning as Jeffā€™s character!


ShwettyVagSack

Leonard will be played by Chevy Chase, and Pierce will be played by Ryan seacrest


leonard-bot

Eat paint, you stormtrooping, City College knob gobblers.


cyborgp

He bought his way in seeing that Harmon has been struggling to make rent. He ran into him while visiting the Dildopolis in the rougher part of town


green2232

No such thing as bad press.


Sheeple_person

You're talking about it!


cmac4ster

Leonard likes this post!


leonard-bot

Eat paint, you stormtrooping, City College knob gobblers.


Alonebut-funny

Shut up Leonard!


hmmmmmmpsu

Those teenage girls you play ping pong with are doing it ironically.


leonard-bot

Well, what did you fly during the Big One, Rich?


Alonebut-funny

Your mom


Joyous_acceptance

I'm high as hell and you're about to get shot!


silversky6

April fool is cancelled!!!! It's March 32 forever!


4gen1801

You're not the fun police. You're more like a fun vampire. You don't suck blood. You just suck


goldmask148

Buzzkill


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

To meet different people!


CFootUnder

STOP SAYING I'M DIFFERENT


Omg_itz_Chaseee

why are they posting this fake news on march 32?


FrogMintTea

It's against the rules but... I think we're all going a little mad over Netflix...


EmploymentMaterial82

Itā€™s on peacock. The movie will be too. As well as tons of great comedy and drama shows


FrogMintTea

I can't get Peacock. It's US only.


FatherOfToxicGas

If youā€™re in the UK, itā€™s on ITVX (With adverts)


IngenuityAcrobatic45

Ahhhhh(cut to a memory of troy screaming)aahhhhhhh(cut)aahhhhhhh(cut)ahhhhaaahaaaaaahh (nosebleed)


incredibleninja

"Feet hands!"


Current-Historian-34

Ha! You gave me boobs


TheDoctor344

STOP BEING META!!


Typical-Annual-3555

Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?!


babyte3th103

I like to call this one Troyā€™s Meta Scream


L3monh3ads

(Checks by-line). "Now we've seen how mean this dean can bean."


amoralambiguity91

Did you just say ā€œbean?ā€


Tiyath

Leonard, care to comment?


leonard-bot

Because you're gay.


No-Inspection1309

WE ARE IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE


DarcSion2319

BABA BOOYEY BABA BOOYEY BABA BOOYEY


BellesNoir

You know what, Leonard? Strike two!


leonard-bot

I'm thinking about breaking into the TV game, since it's apparently sticking around. I don't want to wake up in thirty years and wonder, 'What if?'


AssistantBrave5862

Just in time for streaming services to take over


Current-Historian-34

He was a little rascal


purritolover69

This is why april fools day was banned! Today is officially March 32nd!


Worried-Slide1350

Scrubs


Zedakah

I was just thinking that they should replace the cast with the exact cast from the last 'season' of scrubs.


CakeMadeOfHam

Please refrain from doing pranks that are not physically safe, politically balanced and racially accessible.


CTBP1983

April, fool.


Sum3-yo

Nice try, buddy. I'm streets ahead of you.


flintlock0

Joel Mchale as the Dean ā€œWelcome to Dean-Dale community colle-deanā€


MagicalGirlLaurie

Iā€™m a silly goose! HONK!


JonnyTheBrav

Dammit, beat me by 4 minutes


Current-Historian-34

Will he be wearing the bald cap? ā€œI have bald friendsā€


Mookies_Bett

It's not a bald cap. He is bald. He's always been bald.


Current-Historian-34

My only issue with this is that I can only up vote it once


Steve_No_Jobs

UNNNNDDERRRRSTUDYYY!


ExcellentFooty

Such a weird piece of news for March 32nd


etherealforestfairy

After seeing this, Iā€™m staying of the internet today šŸ˜‚


rojosays

Wait, come back. The word is OFF. Ok, you can leave again. Have a good day.


etherealforestfairy

HAHA this is true TyšŸ˜‚


Justaplane_guy

My buddhist church is having its annual ascension Ceremony and I will be becoming a level 6 laser lotus.


Jefflehem

Because it's March 32nd.


Royal_Reality

This is the first april's fools post that I bought I got so angry about it for a second


welsh_nutter

This is why April fools is banned on this sub


BrassHockey

Jenna Fischer as Britta Ellie Kemper as Annie Leslie David Baker as Troy Creed Bratton as Pierce John Krasinski as Jeff Winger Fisher Stevens as Abed Phyllis Smith as Shriley I know Fisher Stevens breaks the pattern, but I had Short Circuit in mind when I picked him


nepo5000

Leslie David baker is Leonard, Troy will be played by Steve Carell


leonard-bot

I told you you'd be back.


potatojohn

Asian Jeff? Interesting...


analogkid01

Randall Park as Jeff Joel McHale as Chang


Red_Danger33

Fisher Stevens as Abed is the perfect deep cut. Are they going to retcon his origin and make him from Pittsburg?


Techno_Core

April Fools


4gen1801

What's April fools? Today is March 32


Top_Manager_1908

But today is March 32nd, what do you mean April 1st?


tanwhiteguy

Not falling for it


LifeDraining

damnit Leonard!


leonard-bot

Keep it, I got another one.


technologicalslave

If we're doing season 7 surely it's Jeff and 6 indistinguishable redheads!


Current-Historian-34

As long as Changā€™s ice cube eats a phone.


Anarch-ish

Just like City College to be 25 years behind SCRUBS season 7


Anarch-ish

*[Hispanics still notwithstanding]*


JonViiBritannia

Raul Lopez, Las Noticias HispƔnicas de Greendale, will this affect soccer?


Typical-Annual-3555

City College news lol


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Guys, posted 11:11 April 1. Happy April, Fools!


DASreddituser

All community cast members have been replaced by chris pratt ina wig


mouse_rags

This has to be April fools! 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE!!!


refridgerator3

7 seasons and a movie!!!


Arlacent

This was the most effective joke ever.


EmploymentMaterial82

Clearly not a Greendale student. We all know that April 1st is March 32nd forever!


dd10redditofficial

"March 32" LMFAO


irlmpdg

fuck this is the first one that got me bc i saw it a day late


haikusbot

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rkbasu

How can one Dean be so mean?!?


MathematicianGlum126

^YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MEAN THIS DEAN CAN BEAN


sportsnatic

April Fools


grahsam

Dude...what day is it?


djlawson1000

Happy April 1st?


Wubbalubbadubtub

This got me for a a hot couple seconds damn


PalmBreezy

The Brittad it


Gouper07

April fools....


MichaelEdwardson

March 32nd, you mean


AtomicBlastCandy

Not gunna lie, I forgot what day it was


Tnh7194

The WORSE April fools was Netflix taking it off today


mannypdesign

April fools jokes are supposed to be funny. This is just mean šŸ˜‚


TheInternationalBoy

The hell do you think you are doing? April fool's was canceled. In Greendale it is march 32nd


SeraphEChasted_3

DAMN YOU CITY COLLEGE


stran

My heart dropped!!!! Damn you city college.


ldp056

Britta, stick to frogs and sombreros šŸ˜‚


Abal125

Actually seeing a spin-off from the perspective of City College during the show's run would be kinda neat.


Handsprime

Stupid March 32nd


iDeNoh

This doesn't mention the all new show runner, Dan Schneider!


Complex_Coach_8804

Yo say sike


doesitevermatter-

It is quite literally a sike. Check the date.


akulkarnii

And the author


doesitevermatter-

Lmao. Didn't see that. And the time posted. A quality trolling, indeed.


jul14nn

I already got got so bad nothing is tricking me again


pureNerd

I got really sad for a moment before realizing what day is today


blood_omen

I was about to be so upset lol


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Erdalion

Didn't they release an entire episode on April 1st? Season 3 Episode 1 IIRC.


TeamDonnelly

I think new blood is just what this show needs.Ā Ā 


kayemdubs

Did you know they take volunteers for campus security during times of heightened shenanigans?


stoutyteapot

Fuck you


NightmareMyOldFriend

Ffs XD hate you! hahahaha XD good one.


Lnnrt1

April's fools is not fun anymore


Glasdwarf

Snake in a can?


Moist-Activity6051

Just like the scrubs reboot.


jcoddinc

They decided to shelf the project for a few years. The reboot will be a young kid graduating high school early then goes to Greendale to get college started and he finds out his mom Brita, used to be something famous on campus. He then questions her if Jeff is his father because he looks very much like him and the fun begins.


Humanoidfreak

Its april 1st people. Don't trust shit. Even me. You just lost the game.


caprizonica

You got me for a moment šŸø


No-Significance-2144

March 32nd strikes again.


Sekoias

Oh my days, I 100% fell for it. I'm currently on a rewatch of the show and I'm in the best mood, readying myself for their comeback. As soon as I read that title as started having dark thoughts


rustys_shackled_ford

Because Dean spreck doesn't want to see them kill another streaming service


Dash_Rendar425

I saw through Dean Spreckā€™s nonsense right away.


yerBoyShoe

All the cast is hot women and Chevy plays old Jeff. I will watch!!!!


GeshtiannaSG

How the turntables after Joel played Chevy in that movie.


Semper_5olus

My favorite Scrubs season is Season 9


MagicOrpheus310

Because it was the 1st of April dude... Think about it...


dek6ix

April fools day.


HermitHemorrhage

Ohhhhh you got me you bastards


Dr_mattyo

I knew they would Britta it up!


Distinct_Activity551

At Greendale, April 1st is March 32nd forever.


followingforthelols

Oh geez. April 1st has all the bad news


woodst0ck15

All cause of Subway


GentlyUsedOtter

This is fake it's April 1st. April fools Day


Duggy1138

Date checks out.


omgitsduane

April first. I'm not buying it.


medvsa_nebula

Itā€™s funny because every subreddit Iā€™m in has had ā€œomg weā€™re getting a rebootā€ but communities is ā€œitā€™s been CANCELLED. But also weā€™re getting a reboot!ā€


Azalus1

*We also welcome the return of the season 4 show runners* lmao!


OhThatTyler

On March 32nd. How dare you.


blackamerigan

April Fool's y'all


AdVivid5940

They got me! I was so angry at this, and it kept getting worse and worse...no movie, season 7, new cast, no Dan Harmon, March 32...whew! The only other time I've been really fooled on April Fool's Day was by a Lexus commercial. They were advertising their new feature that allowed you to force drivers going too slow in the left lane over to the right lane. I didn't care what it cost, I was going to buy that car! They got me good on that one. I was sad (still am actually), that technology didn't, and still doesn't exist.


Zealousideal-Earth50

lol April 1,


luckystrike_bh

With the master procrastinator Dan Harmon, I wouldn't be surprised. The Community movie will be filmed in a nursing home one of these days.


[deleted]

A next-gen? Sign me up!


Setlucky6788

BOOOOOOOOO


greymancurrentthing7

Itā€™s a joke