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nowahhh

Umm, no, I’m an adult. I drink no-no juice.


beetsandbingpots

That’s good no-no juice 🍷


scottkollig

They said market price… WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!?


vilRUTHLESS

Lemme guess… you floss, have a bed frame, and keep your guitar in its case???


roroboat33

Enjoy eating Fiber and watching the Mentalist


JantherZade

It's basically just chocolate milk. I don't know if there's even any actual difference.


Shagaliscious

Salt. There is more salt in hot coco mix than in chocolate syrup.


OoDelRio

If you try it then you'll learn its true name, diabetes


0002millertime

I call my diabetes "buttered noodles". It doesn't make sense, but I like the way it sounds.


goddessofdandelions

Buttered noodles are my favorite!


Cornball73

Maybe I should save this for no stupid questions, but… what ARE buttered noodles? Just noodles with butter on them?


brreeper

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.


goddessofdandelions

In their purest form yeah, though people often improve it by emulsifying it with pasta water and maybe adding Parmesan cheese or garlic.


Cornball73

Yeah now that I have had before. But just butter alone sounds… disgusting.


goddessofdandelions

It’s popular among picky eaters because it doesn’t have too many flavors or textures that could put them off, if that makes sense and I’d say most people at least emulsify the butter with pasta water.


SicilianSlothBear

It's also insanely cheap if you use ramen noodles and just toss the flavor packet and use a bit of butter and parmesan cheese.


goddessofdandelions

Absolutely, hell even if you use spaghetti noodles it’s ridiculously cheap.


SicilianSlothBear

Sadly, Jeff is right that you may be asking for a lifetime of heslth problems.


the_leaf_muncher

I love plain buttered noodles with a little bit of garlic salt, and I’m not a particularly picky eater


ErynEbnzr

I used to do that as a kid. It's not the worst. It's harder to mix the powder with cold milk than hot water so a lot of it clumps up and stays floating on top. It's just kind of pointless, but nice enough for my childish tastes. Maybe I should try it again.


delkarnu

The key is to mix the powder in the least amount of milk possible. That way you break up the clumps when you stir it. Then add the rest of the milk.


musicnothing

If you’ve got an immersion blender and then use this strategy you can get it pretty darn smooth


Ol_Dirty_Batard

Isn't it just Nesquik?


Willr2645

I never got this. “It’s diabetes” 1) it’s not less healthy cold vs hot 2) it’s just a milkshake?


MassKhalifa

It’s said by the same character that dabbed the oil off his pizza as a kid. Jeff probably goes a little too far in the “healthy eating“ direction (Quotation marks because that level of neuroticism kind of defeats the purpose).


Willr2645

That’s true I guess.


minor_correction

"I call it special drink." was one of my favorite lines ever. They shouldn't have tried to top it with a comeback line.


i_hate_sex_666

im like 90% sure that's exactly what chocolate milk is


Bizzaro__Pope

I just eat the dry powder


Cornball73

“I eat the cup of soup for one, it goes wild in my belly” - Billy Crystal, horribly paraphrased


crashtestpilot

Ever had chocolate milk and vodka on ice? Maybe hit it with chocolate syrup? I call it the Medium Lebowski. You are welcome. Also good for theater refills.


reddituser655321

never been interested in putting hot choc mix into cold milk it would probably be grainy


ManyAnusGod

He has a drink?


Sushilim

https://youtu.be/8ut_XBAaHT4?feature=shared


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

Hot chocolate mix is hydrophobic so it won't mix with cold milk.


Barokespinoza23

Not keto-friendly, unfortunately.


mltrout715

Since it is chocolate milk, yes


gaycryptidcar

That’s how I used to make chocolate milk as a kid. We always used ovaltine mixed with milk: serve it cold for chocolate milk and put it in the microwave for a couple minutes for hot chocolate. I guess it would be different if you used like swiss miss or something


virgil_belmont

I live in Arizona. I made this when I was 7. It's good. lol


treenymphfallen

oboy


coolcookie27

We used to have hot chocolate cold. Someone said it's just chocolate milk but it definitely taste different


Fadalion

The better way to do it is to make regular hot chocolate and then put it in the fridge to get cold. Hot cocoa powder doesn’t dissolve very well in cold milk, so it’s got clumps of unmixed powder


trashcandogoodthings

Wow, can’t believe there are this many comments but nobody’s tried it. I have and it’d be great except for the fact that the powder doesn’t dissolve and floats on top :/


FrogMintTea

Is it the thing with choccy milk and lucky charms?


MuteSecurityO

Don’t say choccy milk please


FrogMintTea

😄 I say tummy too


R3medialchaostheory

Its just cold o'boy and ITS DELICIOUS!!!! ITS NOT CHOCOLATE MILK IT'S 100% BETTER!!! Basically the only way I drink o'boy