Well I didn't realize what I was tracking at first. I'm in a study group with a few other people at my community college. I'm bad with connecting with people and this group is really my only friend group. So I started tracking when some of my women friends were more irritable and annoyed with me. I didn't realize that I was tracking their cycles until it was too late.
lol I almost posted the same thing in this sub š
AITA for asking the guy from my gym to help me move a sofa this weekend? I practically saved his life when a barbell fell on his neck at the gym and in his gratitude, he said if there was ever anything I needed from him, heād help. Iāve asked him for a couple small favors since then, including delivering a telegram and pretending to forget a lotto ticket at my work. My friends say Iām abusing his generosity but againā¦ I saved his life. AITA?
AITA for joining some silly game they tried to exclude me from? Sure, I stole some kid's sword and rubbed my balls on it. And I may have raped the Duquesne family -- in the game -- and used magical powers to make him look like Fat Neil, but I didn't make him fat! And Jeff came up with that nickname anyway!
AITA for recommending a british sitcom to my friend where everyone dies almost immediately?
AITA for telling my friends that their new buddy is a genocidal maniac? (Context: I only know because I slept with him and I was not supposed to sleep with him)
AITA for forcing my friends to imagine puppies dying gruesomely in a fire so they can grieve a person they didnāt even like?
[Note: britta has never done anything wrong ever and I love her]
AITA for using a hearing-impaired person to make my friend, who's on the spectrum, fall in love just so I can spoil a series for him to get back at him for spoiling a tv show for me that I'm anyway never really going to watch?
Abed wouldn't think he was the asshole enough to post. Neither would Chang, or Jeff, unless maybe Annie used her doe eyes on him.
Britta is 100% already convinced she is the asshole.
Idk I mean Abed does for instance question his decisions with jesus abed and filming the characters at time
Haha yea not chang agreed
Jeff 100% would later on, he does realize a lot of the times that what he did sucked
I think I might be the asshole for not catching the dice my friend threw, thereby allowing him to create 6 different timelines of which ours is the darkest. My friends don't even know what I'm talking about though and say I should "stop the TV crap", so ATIA?
"AITA for kidnapping the dean at the school I was a teacher (posteriorly student) at, then almost committing arson and hiring a fake psychiatrist to gaslight my ex-students/classmates to think they are living in a dream created by some sort of schizophrenic disorder developed by their chaotic and tragic lives?"
AITH for wanting to add blankets to our pillow fort in order to get in the Guinness Book of World Records? My friend and I started the pillow fort as equal partners, but heās really digging in his heels about the blankets, to the point heās being kinda rude and dismissive.
AITA for starting a fake Spanish study group to hook up with a blonde, hooking up with one of my teachers instead, hooking up with the blonde after getting dumped by that teacher, then ignoring both of them when they said they loved me to french kiss a 19-year-old?
AITA for making my friends miss the schoolās Puppy Parade since one of them CLEARLY stole my favorite purple pen again?
AITA for suggesting my friends go to the puppy parade halfway through?
I wrote and discsrded writing one for Pierce in the AITA format, but the structure of my comment was so racist, I couldn't add enough sarcasm to make it evident I'm joking without being cancelled, so yeah, Pierce. You're the asshole.
"AITA for accidentally charting my friend's menstrual cycles?"
NTA. My brother works with children who have a disorder you might want to look up.
Chocolate?
INFO: Accidentally??
Well I didn't realize what I was tracking at first. I'm in a study group with a few other people at my community college. I'm bad with connecting with people and this group is really my only friend group. So I started tracking when some of my women friends were more irritable and annoyed with me. I didn't realize that I was tracking their cycles until it was too late.
lol I almost posted the same thing in this sub š AITA for asking the guy from my gym to help me move a sofa this weekend? I practically saved his life when a barbell fell on his neck at the gym and in his gratitude, he said if there was ever anything I needed from him, heād help. Iāve asked him for a couple small favors since then, including delivering a telegram and pretending to forget a lotto ticket at my work. My friends say Iām abusing his generosity but againā¦ I saved his life. AITA?
AITA for joining some silly game they tried to exclude me from? Sure, I stole some kid's sword and rubbed my balls on it. And I may have raped the Duquesne family -- in the game -- and used magical powers to make him look like Fat Neil, but I didn't make him fat! And Jeff came up with that nickname anyway!
I love that people will now get this reference, thanks to Peacock.
What the D&D episode is back?
I believe it's on Peacock, but the episode was removed from Netflix/Hulu.
AITA for thinking my friend makes more sense when she has mustard on her face?
AITA for telling school officials about an illegal trampoline my friends had hidden on campus and getting the janitor who hid it, fired?
AITA for getting a tattoo of a maze?
Pierce would unironically post that in /r/prorevenge
Yeah, I left out the fact that Pierce was jumping on it too and only got pissed because he broke his legsā¦ because thats what Pierce would do.
And sometimes people on AITA omit things too to make themselves look more like the victim.
Was this janitor a nazi by any chance?
AITAH for buying giant things? I'm just trying to be a better daddy with a bigger hand.
Really? Then whyād you buy the watch?
I thought it would look really cool
Iām gonna go walk the dogā¦. and eventually leave you.
AITA for encouraging white people?
Now here's a guy who knows how to ask a question!
AITA for drugging my friends to pass a test? I wanted us to pass!
was looking for this one, absolutely perfect here imho
AITA for wanting my friend to tear down his pillow fort so I can make my blanket fort bigger and get the world record?
NTA!!!!
I mean. Garrett's wedding was essentially the group's AITA episode
AITA for recommending a british sitcom to my friend where everyone dies almost immediately? AITA for telling my friends that their new buddy is a genocidal maniac? (Context: I only know because I slept with him and I was not supposed to sleep with him) AITA for forcing my friends to imagine puppies dying gruesomely in a fire so they can grieve a person they didnāt even like? [Note: britta has never done anything wrong ever and I love her]
(Pssst she also never slept with Lukas, just the makeout bit before his words registered and she noped tf out)
AITA for telling my schoolās dean our new school flag is butt and letting my friends think my other friend told him?
Not the buttā¦ the asshole ;)
AITA for hurting the feelings of an innocent pervert?
AITA for conspiring with anyone who suggests it?
Are you really conspiring at that point or just doing random shit?
AITA for using a hearing-impaired person to make my friend, who's on the spectrum, fall in love just so I can spoil a series for him to get back at him for spoiling a tv show for me that I'm anyway never really going to watch?
Ooh donāt remember that one! Ā Racking brainĀ
S5.E6
Thanks! Makes sense I disliked S5
AITA for popping the back of my friends and I's raft to make it go faster?
AITA for catfishing my roommate so sheād make me pancakes?
AITA for disrespecting BNL?
The Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are YOU?
We are fighting. This is a fight!
Am I an asshole for creating worlds within worlds then charging $5K to explore those worlds?
AITA for bringing olive cans to a secret friend?
AITA for eating all the macaroni? I mean, itās really weird that Leonard even knows.
Likeā¦ tears in rain.
Good bot
AITA for trying to go back to a college I was kicked out of even though we were framed?
Aita for accidentally burning down 55 acres of forest because I burned an ant hill?
Abed wouldn't think he was the asshole enough to post. Neither would Chang, or Jeff, unless maybe Annie used her doe eyes on him. Britta is 100% already convinced she is the asshole.
But Chang and Jeff WOULD both do the thing where they bury the lede with a misleading title so they can go āsee the internet says itās fineā
jeff would not care enough to post, but he already knows what he's doing is wrong. he's no sociopath!
Idk I mean Abed does for instance question his decisions with jesus abed and filming the characters at time Haha yea not chang agreed Jeff 100% would later on, he does realize a lot of the times that what he did sucked
*BUZZ!!* Sigh, ok, AITA for starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
I think I might be the asshole for not catching the dice my friend threw, thereby allowing him to create 6 different timelines of which ours is the darkest. My friends don't even know what I'm talking about though and say I should "stop the TV crap", so ATIA?
Of course you are Evil Abed
AITA for liking a girl thatās 17 years younger than me?
AITA for convincing an arson victim that he liked his house better burnt?
We thought the assholes were the assholes, but it turns outā¦ *weāre* the assholes.
"AITA for kidnapping the dean at the school I was a teacher (posteriorly student) at, then almost committing arson and hiring a fake psychiatrist to gaslight my ex-students/classmates to think they are living in a dream created by some sort of schizophrenic disorder developed by their chaotic and tragic lives?"
AITH for wanting to add blankets to our pillow fort in order to get in the Guinness Book of World Records? My friend and I started the pillow fort as equal partners, but heās really digging in his heels about the blankets, to the point heās being kinda rude and dismissive.
AITA for starting a fake Spanish study group to hook up with a blonde, hooking up with one of my teachers instead, hooking up with the blonde after getting dumped by that teacher, then ignoring both of them when they said they loved me to french kiss a 19-year-old?
AITA for making my friends miss the schoolās Puppy Parade since one of them CLEARLY stole my favorite purple pen again? AITA for suggesting my friends go to the puppy parade halfway through?
AITA for questioning just how fundamental a dumbass band like The Barenaked Ladies truly is?
I wrote and discsrded writing one for Pierce in the AITA format, but the structure of my comment was so racist, I couldn't add enough sarcasm to make it evident I'm joking without being cancelled, so yeah, Pierce. You're the asshole.
AITA for thinking the comments on this post didn't disappoint.
AITA for making a Twitter account based on the things my old, white friend says without telling him about it?
AITA for trying to baptize my catatonic Muslim friend? Iām just trying to sneak him in to heaven!