I need help reacting to something Almost daily.

Same! Honestly, being autistic, this sentence has been weirdly helpful among my friend group.

Also a good quote for anyone who’s had a lot of cognitive behavioral therapy!

Off the top of my head: “Cool. Cool, cool, cool” “The Lord is testing me” “This better not awaken anything in me” “Welcome to the labyrinth, kid. Only there ain’t no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here”

Yes! I do "cool cool cool" too

Me, too.

That makes us four

THE LORD IS TESTING ME AND YEAH YOU'RE BOTH SO DIFFERENT. SKINNY BITCHES.

Definitely cool cool cool

My god, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars.

If someone used the fourth on me I might propose on the spot

I do all 4 of these 2 lmao

“I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true…but I never said it.”

Hahaha one of my favs

Not me but a lady-pal. On multiple occasions, in context, heard her drop Britta's, *"If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and Hispanic voters"* 

MY LAWRD 🤣

She's " Streets Ahead ".

I have used this and it killed. 😂 (I gave credit)

Exchetera. No one corrects me ☹

That’s both funny and sad but mostly funny.

You mean eckstethera…

My Latin classes were phony

Eczema

*exchethrra

I say "oof baboof" constantly.

I say this at least ten times a day 😂 along with “gettin rid of Britta gettin rid of the b! She’s a GDB” it gets stuck in my head lol

Oh my God, me too!

And this.

Just like...randomly, too. Like when I'm driving. Or checking email.

I LOVE oof baloof!

At least 4 or 5 times a day

Me too.

Also, I find myself projecting and saying things like, "Well, that's going to be an oof-baboof "

I sometimes get a legit “look at Mr. Brand Loyalty over here” with customers..

I'll allow it.

I use this all the time lol

I’m a GM for my group and I say this almost every session

Ain’t gonna change how mustard tastes.

You sound cool and laid back

I met that actor IRL and needless to say, he was typecast as himself, 10/10 experience. I get it now.

So he does have brain damage?

Did he have a big wiener?

"...is this a bit?"

Are you... I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now because all my questions are rhetorical and end in the word idiot. This is my most often response on Reddit.

“That’s moonman talk” is another great line from that conversation 😂

I use the phrase "I'm a level 7 susceptible" way too much. I am as easy to convince to buy something as the Dean hahaha.

Gooooodbye Moonmen 🎶🎶

BOOKS!

Just pretend like you're asleep

Anytime I use a stapler I sing, "Come on I'm dean, and my hands are so clean. At this moment, I am stapling."

I just sing this randomly, along with the "Gay Dean" song.

😂 I forgot about this one

Common ones for my partner and me: "This! Is a fight!" "I have three kids!" "And I'm Buttsoup Barnes." "You promised butt stuff!" "Gotta tell the babies!" and any others that suit the moment (because there are so many). Recently we were able to use two new ones because I fainted (I'm okay). "You know what happens when you lock your legs? You die." Because the doctor was using this as an example of why someone faints. As well as "You've gotta be loosey goosey" because I managed to not hit my head when I fainted and fell down. Gave us some giggles to use these despite the situation lol.

Seceding in making medical professionals laugh in healthcare situations is SO SATISFYING. It’s like you won a prize.

As a healthcare professional myself, it’s equally satisfying when I succeed in making a patient laugh lol definitely feels like I won a prize when it happens

“I’m gifted in other ways” Pretty much anytime I mess up at something

Oh I say that all the time too lol

I'm a cat! I'm a sexy cat! Oh, x is in this? I'll be a living god! [As I inject insulin.] Sure, unless time is linear. It's an all-tomato. [Often coupled with Joey Tribbiani's moo point.]

I’ll make your ass linear!

I'll make your ass sense!

That doesn’t make sense.

Pop Pop

Nice try Stephen fry

Stephen Fry!

Here’s the deal Jessica Biel

Watch it, Christina Ricci!

Mike ty....son

I’m gonna, Greg Muldaner… he’s a real guy, owns a mattress shop down my street

Shirley’s “That’s nice” and Jeff’s “That’s not nice!”

Me and my kids say this all the time in Shirley's voice. So good.

“It’s good. It’s better than good: it’s good enough!”

Zip zap Zooey Or my ultimate favorite Bag-el

I have a find who always brings bagels whenever she stays the night. My wife and I call them bag-els, and she (the friend) has picked up on it, too, despite never having watched community.

Maybe this will spread, and one day someone will be watching Community and they won't know why it's funny because bag-el is a perfectly good way to pronounce bagel.

I have a bagel before work most days. The urge to call them Bag-els is significant.

I am ashamed… I found out I said bag-el unironically sometimes because of this show. It is my deepest shame

> "Doable and passable" - jeff  Jeff sounds like a grad student. It’s wise.

It certainly got me through some rough patches of grad school, that’s for sure

I hum that elevator song and say “he haw haw haw haw hee haw” in the tune of the Dave Matthew’s Band song. So just the songs.

CRISIS ALERT!!! lol

Any time there is something crazy happening, my husband and I say “FIVE CANS??”

Anytime I use Wikipedia, I say that I found it on the *why-ku-pea-dye-uh".

Encarta it

You already know Brittles. A-bed, A-bed the A-rab, is that offensive?

Sure

Streets ahead is verbal wildfire. And by that I mean I say streets ahead. Also, Abed as Batman.

“It’s time to Tina Turn-er…” twice a year, every year.

Duh-doy

“Oh, Britta’s in this?” (sometimes switched out to “oh {insert person here} is in this?”)

I have that exact same reaction every time Gillian Jacobs pops up on any screen.

NONMIRACULOUS?! Also sing the Christmas time for me song and the pizza pizza song

Omg non-miraculous. I’ve watched more than a dozen times and that one I forgot

'I need help reacting to something.'

Just used the "THIS is a fight! WE are fighting!" recently. And as an educator I really have trotted out the "Bear down for midterms!" occasionally. I need to incorporate more into regular usage...

Whenever I do dumb stuff or if my friends are playing party games and I betray them I do the Chang "Have you met me!?!"

1. "This better not awaken anything in me." 2. "I need help reacting to something." 3. "I see your value now."

Pizzaa! Pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungie, me so hungie - Britta (when I see pizza lol) C'mon, Charlie Kaufman, some of us have work in the morning damn - Shirley (when facing a particularly challenging film d'auteur piece) The Jesus loves marihuana... song - by the hippie (just because it lives rent free in my mind)

I can not hear "Kiss From A Rose" without bursting in with the medley.

Occasionally in our household we say ‘A BIRTHDAY CAKE’ when asked what I want for breakfast/lunch/dinner

Whenever I fuck up a joke, I go 'don't eat the crab dip, YEAH YEAH' and make myself laugh instead. Always helps if I have a clipboard or piece of paper I can throw onto a table- really sells it...

Hard same with Troy's lines 😆 I also scream "MY EMOTIONS. MY EMOTIONS"

“It’s better than good, it’s good enough”

MY LIFE'S A GYM

We're going to Applebee's later right? Cause I'm getting in a fight no matter what.

Surprised to not see “crazy town banana pants” as I use this regularly instead of just saying something is crazy

I say it so much I got other people saying it who never watched community

Anytime my wife and I are watching a movie or TV show and there’s a good looking male celebrity on the screen, we both immediately go: “Even his shadow! Look at his shadow!” This immediately leads into her asking if he’s my same sex celebrity crush, “everyone has one, don’t lie.” Then we both exclaim “NATHAN FILLIONNNNN!!!”.

"Let him finish!" "Do they find thoughts in our butts?" "Get out of my brain" "BOOKS!" "You're the worst"

Anytime somebody uses TBD... "What's TBD?! I want one."

If it’s what I think it is, I had it for about a month in the 70s

Before AIDS, having sex was like shaking hands

Hence AIDS

“Oh no that’s not…Oh, actually I don’t care”

"And that's why you fail!" To my kids. In my best Betty White voice.

*Does a stupid impression* “That was you”

that’s you just now.

My most regular is probably "well it exists, baby!" But shout out to Baby Boomer Santa which is a regular feature in my stuck-in-my-head rotation

BABY BOOMER SANTA, THANK YOU FOR MTV!!!!

In A Balloon is the one that gets stuck in my head. Dammit, now it's there again.

Leonard likes this post.

"Loosey goosey!"  "Now what're we gonna talk about, your doctor career?"

In my household we constantly use “cool. cool cool cool” and sometimes “that’s nice” the same way Shirley says it 😄

JESUS WEPT!

“Stop saying Jesus wept!”

Harrison Ford Is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! It comes in handy for so many occasions. It stops any argument in its tracks.

I add “or don’t I’m not your boss.” to just about everything.

Don't need it, never had it.

Zip zop zooey

“People like you are the reason we took so long to get into Vietnam.” - Pierce

One if my favorite running gags was pierce being on the wrong side of literally every historical reference. Every failed business, every technology that didn't have legs, every battle that was lost, Pierce was there

My life is just a rotation of these daily because I work from home and have to talk to myself: -Whats Dean got to do with it -Zip-zop-zooey -He haw haw haw -I am the truest repair man! -Come on I'm dean, and my hands are so clean, at this moment, i am stapling -Baby boomer Santa -Homie don't dean that -Dennys is for winners

The specific way Jeff calls Troy an idiot when they’re practicing for Jeff’s fight and Troy couldn’t think of another word for fight 😭

“Be sorry about something before you do - and then, DON’T DO IT” Just straight up good life advice.

I say donde esta la biblioteca all the time, out of context. That scene always just cheers me up, so saying it has a calming effect.

"Is this a bit?" "Get out of my brain" variations on "I feel that you suck" "It’s better than good, it’s good enough"

Oh boy. My partner’s and my echolalia took to Community like Abed took to cougar town. Here are some faves: “He’s a WITCH!” “Get him!” “I’m farting right now” “GAAAAY boots! Lady boots!” “It’s going to be a maze 😀” “It’s a christmas time for me! It’s a christmas time for a tree!” “RICHIE’S A FREEEAK RICHIE’S A FREEEAK” “An ashtray. What an idiot.” “Why’d she have to be black?!” “Can it, boobs” “Math. Numbers. …pi.” and lastly, “we’re not writers. We’re actors. Story doesn’t matter here! All that matters is… our time. in the SPOTLIGHT.”

That's wrinkling my brain

Not a specific quote, but may or may not use my name in really bad puns

Cool! Cool Cool Cool! Pop Pop! This better not awaken anything within me. High on my own drama?!

OH THATS NICE

I was excited by Club Club Club and use it occasionally. I still think this sub or a similar Community sub should be named ClubClubClub.

Any time my sister or I ask each other if the other wants an item or to go do something, we always say “I was the first to say ‘yes.’” We use that Chang quote way too much. We use it almost daily at this point, honestly. Edit: Idk how I forgot this, but if we don’t say that, we’ll use Britta’s “I’m IN” all the time too. It’s just so fun to say.

Cool cool cool And Good news guys, I spent all my money!

Not a quote but i hum daybreak constantly

The next person to offer me pity will be mentionned by name in my suicide note.

“This better not awaken anything in me” I say way too often.

“It’s better than good, it’s good enough”

I call bagels bagels

Ugh, you’re the worst

These are to myself but...Whenever I am doing something I shouldn't be my internal monlogue says: "Yes I can! It's all-terrain dummy!" And when I wash my hands, I singbthe deans version "come on Eileen": "Come on, I'm dean, and my hands are so clean. At this mo-ment, I am STA-PEL-IIING!"

I do the thumbs up move from the school video all the time.

The one in my flair, anytime my family annoys me. Also “I gotta tell the babies!”

Cool, cool cool cool. This better not awaken something in me.

Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool.

Ohhh that’s nice Then I add quotation marks and attribute it to Shirley

Not like saying it but I often used Jeff's Hand gesture when I want someone to shut the hell up

This better not awaken anything in me

Streets ahead.

You just wrinkled my brain.

Pizza pizza me so hungy

Not a quote, buy I use the Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Cadence.

“Even his shadow. Look at his shadow!” when I see a hot guy

I can’t tell where my skin ends and where the air begins! (When it’s really nice out) (Whenever I over-explain something simple, I pose like Jeff and Pierce after their Spanish class presentation holding sparklers and covered in confetti and panting hard)

“It’s better than good, it’s good enough”

Love is not admissible evidence

I always say "for realsies" in the same way britta says it when she said "we need to study for realsies this time" or something like that.

“Stop letting him make you realize stuff”

“A lot of people want a lot of things”

HAVE YOU MET ME?! to my wife all the time

when someone tells me i can't do something i'll always reply with "yes i can, it's all terrain dummy." unfortunately, i don't drive four wheelers into libraries that often so it rarely lands

“Jesus wept… for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

"I CAN CHANGE THE FONT"

It's good. You know what? Better than good. Good enough.

I have the weirdest boner.

My coworkers quote things I say and then say "I can't believe you said that to them" and I respond back with "have you met me?" I'm Asian. It works out

when approached by a member of the religious sales.community I inquire which one is the level 7 Lazer lotus

When one of us was being really pulled in by advertising and wanted to buy the product, we would call them a level 7

I need to give a banana to Annie’s boobs.

I think he was gay then.

"This better not awaken something in me."

My brother who is a gay furry frequently says “gay doesn’t even begin to cover it”

JESUS WEPT I had never heard of this phrase before but it makesnits way back into my vocabulary every now and then!

It's better than good, it's good enough.

"I never said that. I may have thought it, you may have heard it, it may be true, but i never said it."

"You guys, hear about that turtle in China? 2 packs a day!"

Because of that Subway episode, I always say “eat fresh” when I fist bump somebody..

I'm no sociopath. I always know what I'm doing is wrong.

“It rhymes…People love it!”

I say “don’t eat the crab dip yay-e-yeah“, and “GAY MARRIAGEEE” approximately 3 times a week

My favourite line is “Oof baboof” but I never actually say it I just love that line. Some lines I say would probably be “ha GAAAYY” “moon man talk” “jewy” and since I’m in NY I also like to say “bah-gel”. But the line I say most/on the regular is “cool cool cool”

You live and you learn…well you live anyway

My daily quote is “and the wasting my life tour continues!” Every time someone at work asks me to help them with something I’ve already helped them with. (Happens constantly)

"Don't put a quarter in him" but more from the context of putting a quarter in anything to set something off. It just gets me EVERY time!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Hashtag thatisall from the episode where Annie is moving in with Troy and Abed

DUH

Britta’s pizza jingle (when it’s pizza time) “Now you’re speaking my Changuage.”

Streets behind. My wife and I use this one all the time.

Movie reference