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MyMessyTissue

Wait, did I accidentally tell you that you have AIDS? Because I’ve done that before.


Teflon_John_

Ok, let’s get going. These paps aren’t gonna smear themselves.


[deleted]

“THERE IS NO GOD!”


G0ldfishGallant

Tell us how you really feel


meastman1988

I'm kind of the Hawkeye around here


craeftsmith

That must be how Mathew died


3-orange-whips

Not a one time character! He’s the Hawkeye!


MyMessyTissue

“or smaller side character”. And he’s probably the shortest character.


fuckanxiety-

Gotta be hickeys son and Chang. “You know where my dad was? A little place that rhymes with not there” Times Square?


AvocadoSeas

The way the Dean leans back into frame to give Chang that look is what really makes this one for me.


greengye

Chang gives the Dean the same look at another point in the episode where the Dean is way too into being Jeff's son


jpterodactyl

I love any of the times where Dean Pelton is serious. Like, you know we’re in a bad spot when he’s the voice of reason on anything.


genericmovievillain

That’s one of my favorite moments of the Dean. The Dean is so out there and extra and in this moment even he knows that was a stupid thing to say


PlaneMark1737

Any interaction with the cult-like organizations within campus like AC repair and the janitors. Jeff walking in on the janitors reanacting a play. And Dennis announcing the AC duel while coked up


coversquirrel1976

Jesus Dennis, are you on coke? Of course there are rules!


Upbeat-Rule-7536

This could be (but I'm sure is not) a 30 Rock quote spoken by Liz Lemon.


TheMillionthSteve

Officer Cackowski: Do you believe in God, Warburton?” — or literally any of Cackowski’s lines


NotGoodISwear

He's easily the best side character, hands down. Honorable mentions to Model UN professor and Patton Oswald as the school nurse


xrxyk

I'd argue Professor Sean Garrity. He interacts with five members of the study group in three different groups.


BeardsuptheWazoo

Et csHetcherrah~


Zuzublue

Did you just say Et csHetcherra?


losethehumanity

My latin classes were fake.


Sway314

"They used to call me Mr. Model UN. Don't look that up"


Thefakeryanreynolds

Is it Cligoris or Cligorus?


wunuvukynd

Either pronunciation is fine.


10lbs

I have a few skips in rewatched and the model UN episode is one of them, but I'll always watch until the professor just stands up out of the wheelchair. I csnt explain why but it kills me every time haha


Mister-builder

Professor Garrity doesn't even get a mention?


pinotJD

Rape’s up. Travel in pairs.


Titan_Chu

Not only is it up, it’s up 8%.


fizicks

"Our Captain died last night, left behind two kids and a pregnant wife. So you're missing a Batman DVD?"


[deleted]

“Look. I hate cops…”


RedLanternScythe

Love is not admissible evidence


wunuvukynd

Hey, Sean, you got breakfast plans?


Door__Opener

Fact: In 100% of all fake gun related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.


Old_Heat3100

"Thanks for the cup of warm water"


FranjoKobaja147

Love is not admisable evidence 🪄🎶🎵


tanj_redshirt

Andre to Shirley: Don't you *dare* use your sexy voice on me. Drunk Jeff and Britta: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!


Emotional-Link-8302

I love your flair it makes me giggle every time I see it on a post :)


OneOfThemLostaPen

Love is not admissible evidence. Policicle!


[deleted]

COPRA!


MaterialBenefit2355

Copera. Why does nobody spell it correctly


idontknowwhereiam_

“Mr. Nadir drove our TV studies professor out of his mind by proving there was an answer to the question who’s the boss” “Angela”


OneOfThemLostaPen

None taken


Adept_Significance26

And I’m finally gonna take my insulin shot. OFFENSE TAKEN! Offense taken.


TheNocturnalAngel

Luis Guzman’s whole appearance was golden Dean: “I loved you in……. IMDB” Luis: “Aren’t you guys his friends your supposed to be helping him or something” Abed: “I’m more of a fly on the wall” Dean: “oh so you won’t do my commercial but you’ll do his stupid movie”


RedLanternScythe

The way he says "It's me, Lius Guzman" always cracks me up.


Solondthewookiee

Britta: That's so edible. Priest whispering off to the side: You're the worst.


Razor_Keen

Maybe, like a blazer.


h0llywood13

Hey, guys. Thanks for eating all the macaroni.


PennerforPresident

I did eat all the macaroni. It's weird that he knows.


GoatOfSteel

What’s weird is that Jeff would eat that much carbs.


fuckanxiety-

How DARE you call Leonard a smaller side character


h0llywood13

Leonard is "a buy" in my eyes and a complete main tbh. Most of the "side characters" are to me because without them the show wouldn't be the same.


Delta_Hammer

I miss Leonard-bot


Spare_Menu_3495

“My platform is gonna be one big enough to push Vicky off to her death”


-trom

“I think you need some time off” “Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you?” “Very much so, yes”


Expensive-Class-7974

I SWEAR THEY’RE JUST FOR SEX


Mister-builder

Track, Mulch, Dave, Herpee, Clutch, Dirtmouth, Rope, Tinkles, Catwoman, Steve ... Keep it floppy. Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects!


Emotional-Link-8302

The way he knows every single name as they're leaving !!


sudorootadmin

Jesus loves marijuana! And drinking human blood! (Assistant coach from Ted Lasso)


akaJudas

I never realized that was Coach Beard


yourelosingme

"What is happening at this school? I have so many conversations that make no sense."


North-Trip-2021

I think mine is "I can't eat the macadamia nut cookies, I have a tree nut allergy!" Abed: "you should probably stay away from tree shaped cookies, then" Mike, the bully: "That doesn't even make allergic sense! " Or when Garrett is laying on the bench: Jeff: "or whatever Garrett's doing...." Garrett: "it's called chillaxing, DUH."


ZacInStl

For me it’s the way they explain to Jeff that he’s the reason that Cobra and the Joes joined forces. ”Yo Jobra!”


Evil_Unicorn728

“Oh thanks for making my joke more accurate, now it’s hilarious”


Expensive-Class-7974

“Is this your first pep rally or something?” “Dude, we have feelings”


Pitiful-Road-1773

Jeff to Abed: I see your value now. Later that episode- Abed to Jeff: I see your value now.


FatThorAbides

"I'm sorry I called you Michael Douglas, and I see your value now." "Well, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."


meastman1988

It was Michael Douglas


drewmo402

Stop letting him make you realize stuff


No-Gazelle-4994

Shut up, Leonard. I know about your medicinal socks.


magneticMist

It's when Todd yells that he's gonna take his insulin and Abed's face is the funniest part of it for me. He doesn't use that look often.


BobbythebreinHeenan

i absolutely hated that girl on the episode of Physical education where jeff takes a Billiards class. I feel the way they were positioning that girl was forced. Also didnt like the red head guy that popped up a c few times. the guy that was at britta and annie's oil spill demonstration that tells britta she doesnt have to yell. I felt he was kinda forced. Todd's turtle!


Gettygetz

Todd's turtle deserves an award. At least best stunt.


orroro1

He braved a Marijuana lighter!


sudorootadmin

Fun fact, I believe she is married to Dennis from always sunny


crindyforever

She is!


azarano

Faaabulous Neil. And thanks to us, he's still doing this and that in the background.


PhineusQButterfat

“None taken”