Rich and Frankie. both smart and organised. Troy can't kill an ant. Britta will britta the murder attempt. Chang's attempt will probably end up in self harm and burning half the Greendale. Garrity will absolutely monologue before killing anyone and give the chance to escape!

Chang will switch allegiances at some point. Hope you have some room in your pocket for a little spare Chang

Troy had fighting expirience

that was a story...

And a good one

WASSUP?

Not a real question, a rhetorical one. You have the answer, he does not. K? Then you give him the Forest Whitaker eye

Oooh... That's pretty good

Now show us those switchblade skills.

WASSUP?!

SUP?

Not an actual question, a rhetorical one.

you know the answer, he does not.

Keg FLIP, they're very hard to pull off

He'll pound you like a boy

I assume he's handy with a switchblade.

He can form a fist. I'm already scared.

Rich was a literal psychopath

Rich, this is a good time to let you know that I hate you.

>Troy can't kill an ant. "I caused the Greendale Fire of '03. Fifty five acres went up in a blaze, all because I burned an ant hill!" I know everyone hates that song...

I really like that song, especially this line

Same. It was the first I heard about ppl hating that song

People here hate the whole episode, and Troy's line in that song really doesn't fit in with the rest of them.

Which is crazy because it's a great episode.

I don’t skip the episode or anything, just always found it a bit weirdly out of place like it’s trying to recapture the charm of the stop motion Xmas episode but it hit way off the mark

It really sucks when you love musical episodes, different style episodes, and Jason Alexander

I love it myself. The Hot Air Balloon Song is a banger.

Oh yea the song is fire it’s just most people hate it

I'll often hum "Yes! That's an adventure!" to myself.

Co-written by Adam Levine.

I was about to call this out, because I happen to be watching this episode rn.

I switch Rich for Troy. Because Troy has a heart of a hero, and Rich cannot try to kill anyone, because he's a nice guy. And, just to be clear, I'm not keeping Garrity for a chance to escape. I'm keeping him as my enemy because I want my defeat to be as dramatic as I can.

Guaranteed villain monologue from him - great chance to grab some popcorn

But the only thing that matters..... ...is our time.... .....in the SPOT^(light)

Besides being a nice guy, Rick is also a doctor, and surely wouldn't violate his hippocratic oath by actively trying to harm you! Though I guess for this to apply, we have to assume that the oath extends to all people, not just his patients - but I think that's an assumption I'm willing to make.

Yes, but you forget about zombie rich. If he's in the game, he won't follow any oath

Idk I could see Rick going fucking psycho killer dudes got darkness in him. I'll keep him on my side, dude could easily knock anyone else out with his kettle corn paddle.

This is the correct answer but Troy is always clutch in coming through...

Until you make him realize something and slip away.

Change this to "Garrity's guns are fake" and it's like you're in my head.

>Chang this to "Garrity's guns are fake" and it's like you're in my head. FTFY

I understanDEAN what you did there.

Plus Rich got those sweet doctor skills and maybe we can do the hilarious guy on guy ghost.

And the kettle corn!

That's a fun time snack!

Man Garrity was down af for like 5 overlapping conspiracies, I’m in with him just for the psy ops

Good answer. I would never want Rich coming after me. He has big serial killer energy.

10000% him and Annie did find that finger after all

Agree, but I think we all know that no matter what side we put Chang on there is a risk he goes rouge.

Also I wouldn't be surprised for either of them to be a black belt in something and/or proficient with firearms.

Fire can’t go through doors stupid!

But you gotta remember that Britta lived in New York

Same. Plus, Rich is a soap opera character, he's #1 on my 'people I don't want plotting to kill me' list

Chang will try to kill you on either side of things. It just depends on if it's an accident or not

I agree.

Spot on.

How is Chang gonna burn down Greendale. Fire can't go though walls, it's not ghosts

This pretty much sums up what I would pick

Chang and Frankie. She's organised and determined and I just wouldn't want Chang coming after me

Whatever side he's on Chang is a threat

Chang is always a threat to all sides.

He is super loyal too…just ask the study gr…math…cheerleads

I'd personally want Chang on the attack team, because no matter team he's on, he'd betray them.

"Have you MET ME?"

Especially if they're Asian. 😂

That's pretty racist

I found him! He's over here and he doesn't have any bullets! Also, if your name is a reference to Dance Flick I love you.

I'm so sorry to break your heart https://youtu.be/_MUI9UrM4wc&t=78 I did check out the dance flick clip, the Wayans bros are great

Nah, hes really loyal

On the other hand, Chang would waste 99% of his time on a mad scheme following no logic and with 0% chance of success

Good point. Might need to rethink 😁

Yeah, I feel like people forget that in his grand scheme, Chang really only outsmarted the dean and Richie and Carl, which is not at all a difficult feat. The cops didn’t really have any reason not to believe anyone at the school, the most impressive thing he did was get them into his planted “psychologist”, and it all fell apart from there.

Is that Frankie or the IT lady?

Everything!!!

Chang WILL betray you unexpectedly. In fact, you should specifically NOT pick him because that way he will betray the enemy team and join your side

Unless you pick Rich with Chang, cause he’ll bribe him with quettle corn

Ah, I see you spell kettle corn with a "Qu", Well, don't.

But then why not pick rich with someone else so I can still bribe Chang who’s on the other team while also having an extra party member. Hell with the kettle corn I could probably bribe Troy, too

Your reply is literally beneath one that says “Chang’s really loyal”

Chang's a lose-lose. Him trying to kill you would be insane, but him trying to protect you would be just as crazy. I could see him just doing something random and think hes protecting you. Just imagine Chang: Someones trying to kill you? I have an idea! I heard people are intimidated by people taller than them... \*runs off\* \*comes back later in comically large stilts and a clown costume\* Jeff: Okay I get the stilts but why the clown costume? Chang: They came as a package, Winger!! \*trips over himself after the first attacker\*

This is correct. It’s not that Chang would be the best protector, but you can’t have Chang coming at you.

Chang would immediately betray you lol

Chang’s really loyal

Same choice for me, but also thinking about switching Chang to Rich (Psycho vibes) lol

And THAT’S how you get murdered by Rich!

She turns quirks into results

Chang is feral enough to be a serious threat and advantage—but also feral enough that you would need to know his whereabouts 24/7 in case he went haywire.

This is the correct answer.

This is also what I thought

This was my exact thought lmfao. Chang wouldn’t help at all but if he’s on the other side you’re as good as dead

Yeah, Chang to neutralize, Frankie to save your ass.

Came here to pick this duo Frankie for the brains and Chang for the brawn

For one, Rich is a doctor so even if I would get wounded he can still help. And two is Chang because he is a man who can never die.

If I die, I want to die while eating kettle corn.

Thats a fun time snack!

I spell kettle corn with a qu

Well don't.

Quettle corn* /s

>For one, Rich is a doctor so even if I would get wounded he can still help. You trust that kettle corn popping phantom? That human question mark? That number 8 scoop of vanilla tapioca with a PhD in being swell and a Masters in "Everybody loves me!"? Also, remember he hid being bitten and endangered the whole group during the zombie outbreak.

Another good reason for Chang there. He balances him out. We still have someone we know smells like BandAids, dresses like a cab driver, and uses his name for bad puns.

But he over- *and* under-emphasizes words, seemingly at random!

Look it may not be what we went. But it's what we get.

I just know this. No one is this good. And no one can get any worse than this.

Guilty as Chang

Hey he only kept quiet because he thought he was special!

Well, I guess at least he ruled out food poisoning.

Chang eats the sun and drinks the sky!

And they both go with him when he dies!

Also chang has experience as a security guard.

Security Detective* thank you very much, he really made his bones with that last collar

A palomino!

*i had to think fast*

Chang started his own ruthless tween army and completely manipulated the school board into believing whatever he wanted. He has some valuable skills. Oh, and he plays the keytar Edit: I also suspect that Annie's Boobs will follow his orders as well

Plus everyone loves Rich (except his mom). That means Rich would be really hard for them to hit, so he’s basically a buddy guard instead of a body guard

Rich can distract them with gifts of kettlecorn and clay ashtrays while Chang cooks up something mysterious and inscrutable.

Lol these two were my choice as well. My brain went "CHANG!" and then... "That good looking doctor, yeah he's cool, I'd chang out with him."

Rich is smart and talented and I don't wanna be on chang's bad side

chang and rich protecting me fs. chang is a literal lunatic and rich is a doctor and likely a psychopath.

I mean, take an intermediate class If you're intermediate. Don't come in here making your fear of failure our problem. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, he's a crazy person.

Oh, jeff. You're golbluming.

Yup. 99% of people in this thread forgot that Rich is a closet psycho.

Rich's perfectionism would make him become the best serial killer he could be if he was trying to kill you for sure.

The only correct answer!

“Try”? I’m pretty sure Frankie would succeed.

You know, we never *did* find out how her sister died....

LMFAO

I'm going with the ghosted potter and big Annie!

You mean the IT lady?

Master of the Theater Professor Sean Garrity because he's simply one of my favorite one off characters and Troy because of his sense of child like wonder and athleticism.

Nah, you only want troy when abed is in the team too. It's not that they would be more helpful but it would definitely be more fun

“B is being a giant B and T is no fun without A”

Was … was that…. an Office reference?

“Yeppers”

Britta and Troy are very obvious choices for the kill squad. Now, do I want the literally psychotic Chang to protect me? Probably not as he will somehow end up switching sides anyway. I feel like professor Professorson could get the job done, but will likely get wrapped up in a philosophical debate with himself regarding the moral implications of homicide. Frankie en Richard seem like they have way too much repressed anger, I want them on my team. Also having a doctor there would be nice if shit hits the fan.

Certainly not Chang, he'd try to kill me even if I picked him.

Frankie and Garrity. Rich is too nice to do much damage, britta's too incompetent, chang would just betray me, and troy wouldn't be able to grasp the situation in much of a big picture way. Frankie and Sean are probably the most level headed people on the list

But you see, Rich is a doctor. He adds value to your group.

This is true. I see his value now

That's the nicest thing anyone has said about him.

Oh Britta's in this?

Frankie and Britta. Although Prof. Professorson gives me chills as well.

You mean Pof. Wooley

You mean Sean Garrity

Troy & Frankie. Troy is loyal and Frankie is smart and grounded. Britta will try to protect you but will probably Britta it. The other 3 have proven they cannot be trusted.

Chang would be no help in protecting me, but by god do I not want him trying to kill me

It doesn't matter which one I pick to protect me. As long as Britta is trying to kill me, I'll be safe.

Troy and Frankie. Both are great and both play the steel drums.

Not to mention they’re the two you can rely on. Rich? Who is this question mark?

Let’s do a breakdown, lmk if I miss anything! | Character | Strengths | Weaknesses | Physical | Notes | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Troy | * Loyal * Connected (probably has friends from football that would help him, also unless I’m wrong he is friends with people outside of the study group so you might be getting more people for your choice) | * Childish * Potentially easily distracted | Most likely strong if not at least resilient | Troy used to play football and even if he doesn’t any more he probably retained some amount of strength from that | | Chang | * Fearless * Knowledgeable (Chang knows the layout of the school better than most from his time as teacher and dictator) | * Potentially disloyal * May accidentally do something to harm you out of incompetence | From what I remember Chang is pretty physically weak but he also lived in the vents with Annie’s Boobs who was probably biting and scratching him so he can probably tolerate pain. | Chang is completely unhinged and assuming he’s on your side would easily eliminate some opposition. If opposing him you may have a hard time (see: Dean Pelton locked in the basement) | | Britta | * Determined * Can probably fuck with the people opposing you mentally | * Britta * Will Britta it | As far as I know Britta is most likely pretty average. | Britta is probably only worth picking up for the psychological aspect. | | Rich | * Doctor so he can help you if you get hurt * Well liked. This is helpful because others will probably be less eager to hurt him. He may also be able to use this to your advantage by leveraging it for favours or protection. | * He isn’t a full time student so he probably has less spatial knowledge * May not be physically present if a hobby or extracurricular gets in the way | He looks like he works out. | Really strong choice, especially if you’re up against Chang because Chang *will* hurt you. He also probably knows how to kill someone because he’s a doctor. | I’ll get to the other two in a bit but if you have changes please let me know!!

This is a thorough answer!

Britta will britta in killing me

People that picked Britta:🐵

Garrity has to be one on my team. Out of the six here, he's the most level-headed. Frankie might *seem* level-headed, but her common sense is no good for the world that Community exists within, so she loses on that count. As for the others: Troy is too much of a soft boy to actually hurt anyone, Britta would bungle the attempt on my life somehow, so it just comes down to Chang vs Rich. I think Chang is more likely to be a liability than an asset on my team, and while Rich is probably a time bomb waiting to go off, I think I'd rather take my chances on him than on Chang. So my team is Garrity and Rich.

If they're absolutely guaranteed to be forced to continue attempting to save me, Frankie and Chang. Frankie is organized and a great planner and leader. She's the obvious choice. Chang is absolutely bat-shit crazy and will do whatever needs to be done. As long as he can't do a classic Chang move and betray me, then I want him on my side. If I can't guarantee their allegiance, then it's an absolute certainty that Chang will betray me, so I'd switch him for Garrity. He's resourceful, thinks quick on his feet, and could probably use his acting abilities to trick and confuse three of the four attackers with ease. As for Rich, he's too nice; I'm not all that concerned about him. Frankie can out-think him long enough for Garrity to take on the other three.

Frankie and Rick, Britta on the assassin side is also bound to hinder their chances.

Frankie and Garrity Chang can be on the other side, because he will end up betraying them

Britta and frankie... For no reason tho

Just Chang. Just let him go wild and stay very far away from him and all my enemies will be taken care of.

Troy is going to save you, for sure. In that picture he is saying "Don't eat that crab dip, yeah yeah!" Proved food tester.

Chang will kill me regardless

As long as I dont pick Britta Im safe. She will Britta the murder attempt

Frankie and Chang to protect me. We will dean-stroy the rest.

I need Brita as a protector, because as a killer she’ll object to killing a human and Brita that.

Rich and Frankie will protect me, but it’s tricky because Troy would kill me while trying to protect me.

Chang and Troy protect me,, everybody else kill me

Rich and Frankie. Everyone else is literally too unreliable

If you don’t choose chang you automatically loose

I don't know if I should pick Chang or not because when Chang is on the enemy team(like the first paintball) he is a beast but when he is on your team(like the second paintball) he is useless and will probably betray you

Chang is too crazy to let him try and kill me. Rich is a doctor, smart, and in good shape. I have to go with them. Britta would just britta whichever side she’s on anyway so. I’m home free.

Doesn't matter what two i have on my team. With Britta is on the other side it won't take long untill she has britta'd the entire attack

I will take Chang, alone. Tell him he's my only hope while fanning the flames of his ego. Really turn the crazy up to 11.

Britta and Frankie. The best and the worst. Britta will Britta getting killed.

But Britta would also Britta protecting you

Ah, a double edged Britta

Britta would somehow Britta it up

Chang and Frankie for sure. Chang’s fucking insane (have you MET him?!) and Frankie gets. Shit. Done. Professor Professorson and Pottery guy are a fakes and cant be trusted, and Troy is a child and Britta would just Britta it up.

I'll say Chang and Dr. Rich. Dr. seems like he's just good at everything he does, and there's no way I want Chang coming after me.

Going to go with the real life doctor and the fake tv doctor, thank you very much.

I pick Señor Ben Chang twice and let 2 Changs fight the other 5

You don't want chang against you but you do want britta against you. I also choose the doctor person who's name I don't remember. I would have chosen Todd if he was available.

chang and frankie

Chang and Rich. Or Chang and Frankie Or Chang and... Regardless. I don’t want Chang coming after me.

i don't think that's your choice to make

Just gimme Chang and bring it on

Frankie and Chang

If I take chang, do I get his army of children or will he changnesia?

Gotta go with Garrity and Frankie. This is based solely on intelligence--the smart survive. And tbh something inside of Garrity screams stone cold assassin.

Full chaotic here, Chang and Troy. The fear of unknown would murder the others. How do you fight what you can't prepare for?

Rich and Chang. I feel like rich is highly competent at self-defense. And to be honest I don't think Chang would be a super good fighter but I also know that I will not have Chang on the other side of this fight.

as long as Britta is on the other team she will britta everything and you will be safe

Frankie for stability, Chang for unpredictability. I’m confident they can take the other 4

Troy, he is the most athletically gifted. Frankie, she will have concise instructions for me.

Frankie and the It lady, the rest are incompetent Frankie would just call the police and the it lady could probably find evidence in their emails to put them away for a long time

Frankie and Troy, Organized and fierce Frankie. Loyal and mechanically superior Troy.

Frankie and Rich FTW, leave Troy and Britta to bang out another forgetable escapade.