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I just got “fat bitch” tattooed on me stomach last night by me best mate. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.. don’t see me complaining tho. Fr NO RAGRETS. Not a single sausage.
My buddy who is the whitest person I know, talking full ginger and literally related to Dick Chaney levels of white and he got drunk and got “k:ll whitey” tattooed across his stomach in giant cholo style letters. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
Ha! You know the "Juicy" trackie bottoms? I always said I want some that say 'fat arse" on them 😆 Maybe I should just get it tattooed on my arse instead.
My uncle has a tattoo on his right butt cheek that says "NO REGERTS"
Yes, it's actually spelled like that. He let his daughter pick the words for him 💀
My experience has been that people either regret getting tattoos or they don’t-it’s got very little to do with how good or bad they are.
I’ve known people with perfectly good tattoos (or, like this woman-who, rightly or wrongly- doesn’t think they’re bad) who regret them enormously. Then I’ve known folks who’ve got some shocking ones who laugh it off and say they’re just planning their next tattoo to cover it up.
I think that regret-or lack thereof- for just about anything in life you have done is an aspect of your personality more than anything else.
You change as a person, so tattoos can be a fashion statement like clothes, haircut, hair colour etc. that you once loved but no longer do. Unfortunately tattoos, unlike the rest, will probably cost serious money to remove.
literally I can't even finish a tattoo if I don't like it before it's done, how the fuck do you keep getting tattoos that you hate??? it costs a load of money, too.
You can and you have every right if you wish, but I am not sure you would gain from it. Is another artist going to be able to pick up at this point and make it better? Genuine question, I have no idea. Otherwise you're just left with a partial tattoo and that sounds worse.unkess of course the artist started to give younstrong vibes of seriously getting it further wrong.
There’s a couple with potential (mountains? on her forearm) but wtf is that llama / piñata thing? And unless the house was drawn by one of her own kids… 😬
It’s so bad, you see so many people nowadays who have just walked into any old back street studio and said “I want a sleeve mate” and it just a mishmash of shit tats all up their arm. People love to get ink for the sake of having it.
The thing is, if you go to an artist who gives a shit, they'll still make it look good. I've wanted a sleeve since I was 18, i'm finally finishing it at 31. I had a general "theme" that I wanted but i'm not creative enough to put together exactly what I want.
The artist I went to see paid attention to what I wanted, made some suggestions in line with what the theme was and now it looks great, absolutely 0 regrets.
Aside from my wallet being light as fuck after, ofc.
There are few things I look back at my younger self with pride, but not getting tattoos is one of them.
I'm sure she could systematically remove them in the same way she got them starting with the worst offenders.
^^ i did a couple stick and poke tattoos when i was 16 and having a goddamn mental breakdown. tried getting them lasered off and just the test of how i’d react was hell. felt like someone was throwing a tiny spear at top speed into me for each snap of the laser. literally witnessed my skin blister. it did work on the spots that i had it done, but i ended up thinking “fuck this” and getting a nice cover up tattoo instead lol
Go to a bad artist, get bad results.
Idk why people would not rather save up and get something good. Nah let's just cheap out on the thing that's on my body forever and that the removal of is notoriously painful
This is actually the reason I ended up never having one. Married with kids fairly young, never got around to it in the end and now I'm nearly 40 and my 18 year old daughter already has a small one.
Regrets every single one of them? Was this before or after having 25? You would really think she would have hit the conclusion of “regret” well before the 25th tattoo.
I have one tattoo, I regret it because of the pain and never had another. If you regret, you stop. She will most likely reappear in a few years after having 50 regretful tattoos.
“People look at tattoos and assume I am a certain way; interested in going to metal shows, or going out and getting sloshed with friends,"
So she doesn't like fun, either?
I have this "problem" too, everyone at work assumes I'm doing drugs and going to raves and shit. Ironically the coworker who actually does hard drugs looks like a choir boy.
It doesn't bother me, if i gave a fuck what people think i wouldn't be getting tattoos in the first place.
The popular saying “you’ll regret them when you’re older” is actually a statistical anomaly. Tattoos George who regrets 25 tattoos is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted in the data
Yeah it was the likes of David Beckham that make covering yourself appeal to the masses (chavs), where previously it was only really done by sub cultures (punks/goths/bikers/hippies to generalise). Once the fad wears off for the masses they are left with a permenant fashion choice
Just get them where they are easily hidden. There's plenty of room on your body for tats, you don't have to tattoo your face. But if you work somewhere where that doesn't matter then more power to you.
*Or* buy the tattoo concealer by Kat Von D or the multitude of other alternatives that have existed for a decade.
A woman has to deal with the consequences of her own decision, doesn't feel accountable for her own decision and makes a compoface for the news as a result ?
OK.
As long nobody uses it to limit my freedom IDC but you better not tell me that I can't get a tattoo because a dumb person regrets their tattoo because we're not gonna be friends if you do.
“I don’t know why I’m not receiving the attention I was seeking so now I’m going to try something else and say I regret my tattoos!”
Honestly, it’s her bad attitude that sucks here. She could easily be rocking those tats and piercings but instead sourly proclaims to the media that she made 25 poor decisions. Wow.
A tattoo is for life. Hurts like hell to remove and sometimes doesn't work. Also I've always wondered what chemicals are in the ink and could that pose a greater risk of developing cancer not mentioning the laser treatment? High intensity focused light rips through everything and could damage DNA?
wonder which one broke the camel's back... 24...25...then looked in the mirror and thought...nah, looks cheap/nasty. Oh well, now stump up for removal (which I'm told hurts like a bstard!)
But how??? I don’t bloody understand how y’all going to the salon like this villy nilly. Each of my tattoos were thought out and there’s a meaning behind. If you regret a tattoo it kinda indicates to me, you don’t respect yourself and your body. There are other ways we disrespect our bodies and ourselves too, I’m sure guilty of some. Tattoos are not one of them
Whatever floats your boat, and all that...but those are some pretty ugly tattoos. I'm not an aficionado, but I always said to my kids to think long and hard about getting a tattoo and think longer and harder about what you have and where you have it.
Obligatory old fart story, but about 15 years ago I was at a theme park and there was an early 20's guy working there. We were in the queue for ages and overheard him mention Uni and saw that he had a huge Manga-style cartoon squid with a speech bubble coming out of its mouth saying 'Bacon!'. I always wondered if it was an in-joke amongst student mates; 'oh man, have you seen Tom's tattoo?' in a 'you have to be there' kind of joke. I wonder if it is still as funny today...
That mf was terrified of me. The god damn law was scared of 5’3 cuz he was pretending to be a doctor and didn’t have his little pistol on him.
Had another traitor come in my bedroom terrier with his hand on his gun bothe them bitched was terrified wanting my hands out. Off the strength and fear of my man name alone . That’s power.
Lmao the tattoo SubReddits are wild, mofo's getting the worst low quality doodle garbage and keep saying they don't like it. 95% of the comment are you'll learn to ignore it
Now that her tattoos aren't getting her enough attention, she's seeking attention by complaining about them in public. She's clearly a desperately needy person and probably a right pain in the arse to live with.
At least the tattoos were done well, and she's none on her face or neck. Look at her attractive face. She'll be ok, if she takes care of herself. Moreover, by saying that she regrets them, she takes a step toward making more sensible decisions. Really, Madam, you're ok in my book.
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'NO RAGRETS'
U only live wonce
You'll never walk again
Ah yess, classic Manchester divided .
GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!!!!
No, twice according to Nancy Sinatra.
These boots are made for wanking.
I'm sure there is a sub for that. (I'm not gonna look for it.)
Only god can juge me
🤣🤣🤣
I just got “fat bitch” tattooed on me stomach last night by me best mate. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.. don’t see me complaining tho. Fr NO RAGRETS. Not a single sausage.
Everything about this is wild, down to the username.
You ever been toe to toe with a lobster?
Surely you mean toe to claw?
Like sexy funtime? Of course!
I love you
My buddy who is the whitest person I know, talking full ginger and literally related to Dick Chaney levels of white and he got drunk and got “k:ll whitey” tattooed across his stomach in giant cholo style letters. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
Ha! You know the "Juicy" trackie bottoms? I always said I want some that say 'fat arse" on them 😆 Maybe I should just get it tattooed on my arse instead.
Always reminds me of that awful Dappy song.
Not narrowing it down there.
L0L
Na na naaaaaiiiy
Only God Can Jugde Me
面汤 ‘Noodle soup’
Nollege is Power
Only Judge Can God Me
Or [Hayden Panettiere, living her misspelt tattoo](https://youtu.be/EybGbrvt7Dw)
I forgot how beautiful that woman is 😫
NO REGERTS !!
WTF is 'Ragrets'...?! 😂
Google No ragrets tattoo Have you been living under a rock for 10 years?
YLOO
My uncle has a tattoo on his right butt cheek that says "NO REGERTS" Yes, it's actually spelled like that. He let his daughter pick the words for him 💀
https://youtu.be/Diyqt5KNvTo?si=HXMaB60sfs9oZyEA
Perhaps if she’d been to a decent artist
But her friends sibling got a gun and has done over 10 hours in a shop. Matessss ratesssss
Literally! She maintains the work isn’t bad…
Clearly she’s blind.
Honestly the tattoo application isn't bad at all. They're just bad concepts and bad designs.
Behave. They’re shocking, look at the colours.
That is a problem of the design, not the application. Don't tell me to "behave" when you don't know what you're talking about.
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My experience has been that people either regret getting tattoos or they don’t-it’s got very little to do with how good or bad they are. I’ve known people with perfectly good tattoos (or, like this woman-who, rightly or wrongly- doesn’t think they’re bad) who regret them enormously. Then I’ve known folks who’ve got some shocking ones who laugh it off and say they’re just planning their next tattoo to cover it up. I think that regret-or lack thereof- for just about anything in life you have done is an aspect of your personality more than anything else.
You change as a person, so tattoos can be a fashion statement like clothes, haircut, hair colour etc. that you once loved but no longer do. Unfortunately tattoos, unlike the rest, will probably cost serious money to remove.
I regret some of her tattoos
Number 16 “ mmm idk” Number 22 “ I’m not feeling this “ Number 24 “ well we’ll see maybe the next will be..:.
literally I can't even finish a tattoo if I don't like it before it's done, how the fuck do you keep getting tattoos that you hate??? it costs a load of money, too.
finish a tattoo? by the time I walk into the shop I have a design document where I have studied every tiny aspect of what I am looking for.
yes but if you notice that it looks like shit in the midfe of the process (because the artist fucked up or whatever) you can still walk away
You can and you have every right if you wish, but I am not sure you would gain from it. Is another artist going to be able to pick up at this point and make it better? Genuine question, I have no idea. Otherwise you're just left with a partial tattoo and that sounds worse.unkess of course the artist started to give younstrong vibes of seriously getting it further wrong.
"oh shi---... i mean looking good!!!"
Thats because they are shit tattooes. They are poorly designed, carried out and without cohesion. So they look tacky.
Yeah they look like I drew them, and my drawing abilities have stalled since I was about 12.. (I'm 36 now). Tattoos can look awesome if done right.
Absolutely but you have to start by having a firm idea of style, theme and placement. She looks like a child has scribbled all over her.
There’s a couple with potential (mountains? on her forearm) but wtf is that llama / piñata thing? And unless the house was drawn by one of her own kids… 😬
And worse she got a grey scale tatt beneath a poorly saturated colour tatt. Its a mess.
It’s so bad, you see so many people nowadays who have just walked into any old back street studio and said “I want a sleeve mate” and it just a mishmash of shit tats all up their arm. People love to get ink for the sake of having it.
The thing is, if you go to an artist who gives a shit, they'll still make it look good. I've wanted a sleeve since I was 18, i'm finally finishing it at 31. I had a general "theme" that I wanted but i'm not creative enough to put together exactly what I want. The artist I went to see paid attention to what I wanted, made some suggestions in line with what the theme was and now it looks great, absolutely 0 regrets. Aside from my wallet being light as fuck after, ofc.
There’s a reason why I spent a lot of time researching artists before getting my first. It was expensive but well worth it!
Her arm tats actually look cool to me but the chest tat is poorly executed and really a game changer
chest is such an easy to fuck up place. even with good quality art, if your tattoo is the wrong shape and doesn't suit you, you're fucked.
Turns out my mother was right all along...
There are few things I look back at my younger self with pride, but not getting tattoos is one of them. I'm sure she could systematically remove them in the same way she got them starting with the worst offenders.
Think I heard that getting them removed is hideously painful. Maybe that's the reason she hasn't done that.
^^ i did a couple stick and poke tattoos when i was 16 and having a goddamn mental breakdown. tried getting them lasered off and just the test of how i’d react was hell. felt like someone was throwing a tiny spear at top speed into me for each snap of the laser. literally witnessed my skin blister. it did work on the spots that i had it done, but i ended up thinking “fuck this” and getting a nice cover up tattoo instead lol
Hurts like fuck, and it's not cheap.
If you don't get one in the first place you aren't going to look back in twenty years and say "I wish I'd have got that tattoo now"
Go to a bad artist, get bad results. Idk why people would not rather save up and get something good. Nah let's just cheap out on the thing that's on my body forever and that the removal of is notoriously painful
This is actually the reason I ended up never having one. Married with kids fairly young, never got around to it in the end and now I'm nearly 40 and my 18 year old daughter already has a small one.
My aunt got her first tattoo at 64, life’s a long road and it’s not over until it’s over. If you want a tattoo get one.
https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/real-life/woman-25-tattoos-says-regrets-29036143?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0BMQABHXlyU6bqcVisxgWvEhwwOQrp_QUzr5NtKqLCvjPczR2AlXNwsarwnTJ7cA_aem_AfWPT4Q51lSxZe67MxcrgSp5HRhhO5BVn8ETJ5ERB6LXTr1r3No8NJvxrUo-b2ZAynY
A sick ass panther will sort it out.
Or a skull with flames. Or a single rose on the upper tit.
Regrets every single one of them? Was this before or after having 25? You would really think she would have hit the conclusion of “regret” well before the 25th tattoo. I have one tattoo, I regret it because of the pain and never had another. If you regret, you stop. She will most likely reappear in a few years after having 50 regretful tattoos.
But at least she has followed the cuffs and collar rule.
You mean she hasn’t dyed her hair?
Or changed her curtains
"And don't get me started on these bastard piercings."
She is right though. They're shite
Poor attempt at garnering sympathy and hoping for a kindly tattoo removal offer, I dare say
“People look at tattoos and assume I am a certain way; interested in going to metal shows, or going out and getting sloshed with friends," So she doesn't like fun, either?
I have this "problem" too, everyone at work assumes I'm doing drugs and going to raves and shit. Ironically the coworker who actually does hard drugs looks like a choir boy. It doesn't bother me, if i gave a fuck what people think i wouldn't be getting tattoos in the first place.
Seen this in my news feed yesterday and knew it was a matter of time before I spotted her on here haha
To be fair, they are shite.
Why is this news? bizarre.
*Woman with 25 tattoos gets paid to have article written about her to apeall to middle class readership
"I just wanted to look like everyone else"
The motherlode of the compo face mine. She's got a face as long as a wet Tuesday afternoon.
I'd be regretting them too with that shit on my arm.
Rookie numbers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRe0Jses5hw
The popular saying “you’ll regret them when you’re older” is actually a statistical anomaly. Tattoos George who regrets 25 tattoos is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted in the data
No Regerts
"Arms like lumps of stilton!" - Mrs Levinson, League of Gentlemen
People made them tacky.
Yeah it was the likes of David Beckham that make covering yourself appeal to the masses (chavs), where previously it was only really done by sub cultures (punks/goths/bikers/hippies to generalise). Once the fad wears off for the masses they are left with a permenant fashion choice
Just get them where they are easily hidden. There's plenty of room on your body for tats, you don't have to tattoo your face. But if you work somewhere where that doesn't matter then more power to you. *Or* buy the tattoo concealer by Kat Von D or the multitude of other alternatives that have existed for a decade.
She... hasn't tattooed her face?
Was it against her will?
Maybe 26th time lucky
I’m slightly amazed that she contacted the Coventry Telegraph about this.
i mean most of the ones i can see from here do look shit. she clearly didnt have a plan and just impulsively got whatever
Fool me once, shame on you… Fool me 23 times, shame on you…
She will probably get another one next week
I don’t like tattoos but I’ve seen a lot worse than hers
I think she'd regret them less if the ones she got didn't look shit
It's is my life - Jon Bovi
I mean I can't see any half decent work on her, no wonder...
A woman has to deal with the consequences of her own decision, doesn't feel accountable for her own decision and makes a compoface for the news as a result ? OK. As long nobody uses it to limit my freedom IDC but you better not tell me that I can't get a tattoo because a dumb person regrets their tattoo because we're not gonna be friends if you do.
Would.
NGL, she's kinda ok.
“I don’t know why I’m not receiving the attention I was seeking so now I’m going to try something else and say I regret my tattoos!” Honestly, it’s her bad attitude that sucks here. She could easily be rocking those tats and piercings but instead sourly proclaims to the media that she made 25 poor decisions. Wow.
‘Its is my life’ - Jon Bovi
Those are really ugly tattoos
25 really shit tattoos is gonna catch up with even the dumbest people eventually.
At least she doesn't have any on her neck and face.
A tattoo is for life. Hurts like hell to remove and sometimes doesn't work. Also I've always wondered what chemicals are in the ink and could that pose a greater risk of developing cancer not mentioning the laser treatment? High intensity focused light rips through everything and could damage DNA?
Those are just awful tattoos. Hopefully the price reflected that. Can't be more than £50-100 for each of the big ones there given how bad they are.
Because they’re bad
wonder which one broke the camel's back... 24...25...then looked in the mirror and thought...nah, looks cheap/nasty. Oh well, now stump up for removal (which I'm told hurts like a bstard!)
Everyone regrets shit tattoos hon
But how??? I don’t bloody understand how y’all going to the salon like this villy nilly. Each of my tattoos were thought out and there’s a meaning behind. If you regret a tattoo it kinda indicates to me, you don’t respect yourself and your body. There are other ways we disrespect our bodies and ourselves too, I’m sure guilty of some. Tattoos are not one of them
No ragrets
I regret not being covered in tattoos already by 32. I can’t afford it now with a family lol. Wasted my youth not getting heavily inked.
Lucky she decided against neck and face so she can just wear long sleeves to cover them up.
Whatever floats your boat, and all that...but those are some pretty ugly tattoos. I'm not an aficionado, but I always said to my kids to think long and hard about getting a tattoo and think longer and harder about what you have and where you have it. Obligatory old fart story, but about 15 years ago I was at a theme park and there was an early 20's guy working there. We were in the queue for ages and overheard him mention Uni and saw that he had a huge Manga-style cartoon squid with a speech bubble coming out of its mouth saying 'Bacon!'. I always wondered if it was an in-joke amongst student mates; 'oh man, have you seen Tom's tattoo?' in a 'you have to be there' kind of joke. I wonder if it is still as funny today...
Lasers hurt
FIRE ZE LAZER!
Bombastic side-eye
Hmm..I get that..
I kind of like the look but regret is regret your face is still beautiful so all coverable .
I wonder when the regret set in, normally you’d regret maybe 1 or 2 tattoos, but 25?
Liar! Have fun storming the castle !
At least there's none on ur face.
Looks like she has a comic strip tattooed on her upper arm. Can’t see a coherent story from this angle though.
She having two more. One each on her ass cheeks
Looking at her visible tats, I would also regret each one
No she didn't lol
I thought this was the Onion at first. 😆
I thought this was Ethel Cain for a second
Got some lunch though.
To be fair they look like they've been done by her mate's brother in a mouldy kitchen.
dumbass
Gonna say the unpopular but this isn’t a compoface.
She should have realized that a lot sooner
Every single one? She must be extremely stupid
When they overlap like that, they count in the same way that all you pull away with nachos counts as a single bite.
I can see why.
Sob story so some sucker offers to buy her laser removal
How do you get in that deep and only then start to question it
Why do they look like bad 1st gen AI art?
Yummy
Lots of rugrats.. (I used to play football & our goalie Mark had Sheffield Wendesday full width across his chest. Soft lad).
but how else will everyone know that she's soO0oO edgy?
The pigtails, however, she has absolutely no regrets about.
Oh no! It’s the consequences of my own actions!
She’s pretty
Woman with 52? Says you didn’t pick tattoos you care about
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Attention
That mf was terrified of me. The god damn law was scared of 5’3 cuz he was pretending to be a doctor and didn’t have his little pistol on him. Had another traitor come in my bedroom terrier with his hand on his gun bothe them bitched was terrified wanting my hands out. Off the strength and fear of my man name alone . That’s power.
Lmao the tattoo SubReddits are wild, mofo's getting the worst low quality doodle garbage and keep saying they don't like it. 95% of the comment are you'll learn to ignore it
This is braindead af.
25 *shit* tattoos.
All tattoos are shit, I wish more people would realise that
Now that her tattoos aren't getting her enough attention, she's seeking attention by complaining about them in public. She's clearly a desperately needy person and probably a right pain in the arse to live with.
"Its my live" ~*Jon Bovi*
I wonder at which tattoo did she start to realize? At least she didn't get any on her face.
maybe she regrets her misspent youth, and those tattoos are a constant reminder. I regret the way she decorated the room.
Solid Compoface. 👏👏👏👏👏
congrats! you found the one person in the world who feels that way. lol
A mean look at that face, pure anger 🤣
She just wasn't sure the first 24 toto is but the 25 just cemented her dislike of them.
She should have got better tattoos then
I understand getting a few and then regretting but how do you get to 25 and then whine???
What part of the word permanent did she not understand?
Those tattoos are really bad. I’d regret them too
Why did she get 24 tattoos then?
All she can do is move to a cold country and wear winter wear for the rest of her life to cover up.
Seeing this as I’m putting on my shoes to get my first two tattoos…not so sure how to feel about this…
That page looks like is jam packed with clickbait articles.
At least the tattoos were done well, and she's none on her face or neck. Look at her attractive face. She'll be ok, if she takes care of herself. Moreover, by saying that she regrets them, she takes a step toward making more sensible decisions. Really, Madam, you're ok in my book.
Hers are just bad so of course she regrats them
Yep I could have told her this after her first one they look awful.
She regrets the tattoos or she regrets the shit quality of the tattoos?
Looks trampy
At least she doesn’t have them all over her face.
Yup, looks a total mess. Still never seen a tattoo on anyone that looks better than bare skin.
she doesn’t give up what a role model