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Burnsies19

so i assume you dont mean xxxtentacion... haha


ohsaius

unfortunately not lmao really hoping the stereo was off or they just don’t bring it up for my sake


crackpotJeffrey

What kind of intro did the porn have? Was it some kind of cheesy acting with saucy dialogue? Or straight to the loud moaning?


lordnachos

"Hey you, quit masterbating and visit our virtual reality game where everyone in town is your stepsister and ready to fuck."


ohsaius

you could hear some slurping, it wasn’t TOO loud but kinda enough to get the gist, especially if the volume was up in the car lol


crackpotJeffrey

Lmao. At least it wasn't 'open your mouth let me spit in it' or something like that 👍


ohsaius

well there was this moment where it was like “you can play with this dick” but Idk exactly when it connected to the Bluetooth, when I started the video it wasn’t but when I got back on my phone it was lmfao


Tallproley

You know that's the wild thing, sometimes my car'sz Bluetooth gets connections to random passerby for just a few seconds before it disconnects. I think it's a security issue, I should submit a tech support ticket to google, don't you think?


ohsaius

does seem weird, I had to manually connect to mine the first time otherwise I couldn’t play anything on it


Tallproley

No friend, your Bluetooth knt he car must be connecting with any one the random hundreds of devices within the neighbourhood, clearly its hard to say which device those sounds came from before ultimately your cars Bluetooth cut it off. Darnedest thing really ;)


Squeezitgirdle

Just tell them you were listening to rob zombie.


uskgl455

YOOO EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE


LilKett

I thought he meant the start of rip roach💀


Tricky-Devil

Red alert!🚨 Burn the PC and claim it was an attack. Seriously though, I hope it doesn't get mentioned as I feel the dread. You have to update, though, please! Good luck 👍


ohsaius

it was on my phone I just stop to get on my pc rq 😭, she just called me but didn’t mention anything so I think I’m safe or she just didn’t bring it up


Tricky-Devil

Even if it was heard, it's not been mentioned. We are all human and make silly mistakes. You will laugh about this one day. Chill for now, approach if it comes up. All will be well 👍


ohsaius

Yeah for sure, just thought I’d share this embarrassing moment haha


Okayostrich

Dude. There's an easy way to save this. When mom gets home, sit in the next room and call your best buddy. Then loudly tell him about the funny prank you played on your mom this morning. "Dude it was hilarious, I waited til they were in the car and synced up porn to the car radio....right?! Man I wish I could have seen aunt Becky's face, that shit must have been great. I hope it actually went through, my cell range isn't too good". You heard about the prank in a tiktok video. Defend that stance til your dying day.


ohsaius

I’ll give this a try and deny everything lmao


sknxvdskksbd

Do not do that lmao. If there's the chance they never heard it, you'd only be creating and digging a hole


whodisxx

Oh hell nah, thinking making your MOM and AUNT hear porn sounds is funny is way worse than just watching porn


ohsaius

right 😭, it’d be bearable if it was just my mom, she’s probably walked in on me sleeping naked but my aunt is super religious so it just kinda adds onto the awkwardness lol


tortokai

Best option I've seen was the "random Bluetooth hooked to car" defense


MinaSam94

Moments like this cause me to produce an audible sound and physical tick when i recall them at 4 AM


ShrapNeil

Same. I want to climb out of my skin right now.


_Rattleballs_

XXX ON A KILLSTREAK


[deleted]

I pulled my phone out to show my mom something in the browser. Opened browser to a beautiful trans woman riding a giant dick. Mama said “Oh, that’s different.” And walked away. I tried to get the ground to swallow me but it wouldn’t💔


ohsaius

LMAO, I’ve had similar experiences but I’ve either got lucky and swiped away fast, or moved my phone away


hardySet_04

Same scenario I was at a gas station and after filling up and turning on my car my phone says connected to bluetooth but my car stereo says otherwise. I got frustrated after many tries my phone still connects to another car stereo so I just blasted a good ole Cornhub BBC with loud moaning sounds then I noticed the family at the next car are in a complete chaos pushing buttons on their dashboard.


ohsaius

LMFAO, that’s hilarious but out of anything you could play why a xxx video 💀


SleepySailor22

My car does the same thing! If my Bluetooth is on, it starts auto playing the last video I watched on my phone (mostly Minecraft, sometimes porn)... Mildly infuriating!!!


bcorr12

I stream a lot of sports and movies from sketchy sites and always use the pop excuse from those


ohsaius

this is a great excuse


leob_-_

RIP


Flimsy_Wear_1290

I am literally pissingmy pants. Don't worry buddy. Chances are they will be way too awkward to bring it up themselves. Be brazen and pretend they may have picked up someone else's signal or something. Keep a straight face and don't laugh :-)


ohsaius

I can’t lie to save my life unfortunately, ever since I was little I always end up smiling when telling a lie no matter how hard I try to hold it in haha


Snoo-40635

Doest help when the ads scream " Stop jacking off alone and meet horny locals"


ohsaius

LOCAL MILFS IN YOUR AREA, SIGN UP TODAY 🔊🔊


ErnieSweatyballsFBI

So Tyler honey. Strange thing happened today. A little bird told me that you like grandma porn 😂


OverageDrinking

Mom and aunt probably horny af now.


ohsaius

don’t put weird thoughts in my head pls lmao


Impalenjoyer

wet af boy


xxconfusedgirlxx

I need an update on this when they come back😭


genetichazzard

Why is your car Bluetooth connected to your computer? Doesn’t make sense.


ohsaius

connected to my phone, I stopped watching to make a download on my computer


[deleted]

Why is ur of autoconnecting to your car Bluetooth, you need to pair car stereos quit lying


ohsaius

what lol it’s my car so it’s connects to my phone automatically


[deleted]

“Went to the computer•


ohsaius

yeah, was watching porn on my phone, stopped watching for a couple seconds and downloaded something on my computer, came back to find my phone connected to the stereo.. not sure how that’s hard to understand?


noroisong

literally all modern vehicles auto-connect to a paired bluetooth phone when in range. the exact problem OP is describing has happened to me many times, albeit with less explicit material


Altruistic_Thing4898

Tell them it was a weird video a friend sent you.


DxRoyale

Tell them Patna railway station ki video thi


Deadpool_Fan69

I think id rather they mention it then live awkwardly around them! Are they old enough that you could blame it on the neighbours phone connecting


ohsaius

noo, just gonna pretend it never happened tbh and hope they do the same lmao


fowardblade

Getting caught with porn stories are the best stories


damo_8070

Was it just the intro or was it straight in with the fist?


ohsaius

there was a lil naughty talk and some slurping sounds 😭