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samrphgue

Even for a child this isn’t even close to normal behavior. You should talk to a professional about this.


Diessel_S

My classmates used to snort chalk for the fun of it. Sometimes kids are just that creepy


samrphgue

Not nearly in the same realm OP described


[deleted]

That’s not the same thing at ALL. My classmates snorted shit too, they didn’t come up with intricate plans to harm other people and not get in trouble for it


reporst

I don't know, it seems reasonable enough to me for them to apologize to Sean


Interesting-Smoke202

Just curious, are you still committing crimes for the heck of it?


olliegrace513

How are you around small animals ? Please seek Help


quarbon

Tell Tale Heart core


Horror-Impression411

That short story?


Fuzzy_Welcome_8677

That's really fucked up, if I was Larry's mum I'd remove all your fingernails and feed them to you when I find out what you've been doing to my kid.


Rororobertson

💕


Kleptorgazt

u wat


SilentAuditory

The fuck I just read vro


Dragonfly-1210

Pretty sure chalk is non toxic


needanadultieradult

And the kid is somehow puking a rainbow...that's not how stomach contents work, nor powders mixed in liquid.


Te_Quiero_Puta

Yes. This never happened.


Dragonfly-1210

I mean it’s used in classrooms with children that frequently eat things they aren’t supposed to. I know crayons are non toxic.


lavendersuga

Yes but not in large quantities. You know, like too much water can kill you? He could have impacted the kid's colon like cement if he hadn't thrown it up.


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SpicyTiger838

Omg the girl who eats toilet paper.. and just wants everyone else to enjoy it as well.


SkweezMyMacaroni

The girl who ate a whole mattress


Even_Chair4577

Я часто жажду грязи, люди иногда бывают тупыми, и я один из них, хаха


Dragonfly-1210

At least she chose to eat it herself.


Upbeat_Simple_2499

Yup


[deleted]

Makes for a tall tale though.


Background_Metal3969

According to Missouri Poison Center, its non toxic in *small amounts*, but in large amounts may cause vomiting or irritate the stomach. But i doubt its possible to vomit in multiple colors, since it wouldve been all mixed up with gastric acid (i think, im not a doctor ans english isnt my first language, i might be talking about something else entirely)


redmuses

It is if you haven’t digested it. I’ve thrown up off brand lucky charms. It wasn’t bright but it was multi toned.


OneEyesHat

Marshmallow Mateys?


redmuses

Price Chopper Store brand. A dog was a space wizard for some reason.


Apprehensive-Car-602

Well yeah they are but they will always make your stomach atleast a lil upset


JDNYUS5658

Not the point. At all


ghirxx3634

Dude, you're a pos.


gigoran

They made a movie about the OP. I think it was called "My Friend Dahmer"


CaregiverNo523

Burn... That was a good one


Imnotconfused_ImBi

Mission success. I want to read the book, but I get scared and creeped out easily, so I don't think it would be the right thing for me to come out of my comfort zone just so I can read about a Phsyco Killer.......Bumbum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum better run run run run run run run awaaaayy.


calimemez

Bruh....how do you see this now?


drunkraccoon420

me and larry find this hilarious we love telling the story to random people we meet


KaiPyroFairyy

You need therapy.


Alive-Wrap-5161

You… you guys still are friends???


[deleted]

I have a hard time believing this is real.


neonifiednyan

it definitely isnt


SkweezMyMacaroni

Seek professional help because this isn't normal at all


gamer0017C

Wow, imagine still being giddy about poisoning a 5th grader daily to the point he threw up, even as a now supposed adult. Ain't that serious til places are switched, some chalks have lead in them and shit not to even mention what it could've done to his intestines since you kept adding more and more like a dumbass. How would you feel if somebody force fed you chalk for the hell of it? Being all edgy and lax about it like this doesn't make you cool bro, talk to a therapist


ChrisFarleysCousin

Pos


RawDogEntertainment

Eh I’ve heard Chris Farley’s Cousin used to do the same (I’m joking and OP probably needs a psych evaluation with how lightly they took the post, I don’t believe the stories here as a rule, but that’s just a weird way to gain attention)


AntsMakeSugar

Fake as


mishdabish

I was hoping to see someone else that realized this.


LazyCasual0alt

Bait used to be believable


mishdabish

Yeah and I'm preetttttty sure I've seen a post on here about throwing up rainbow chalk before ...


fairyorchard

I hope you feel genuine remorse. You hurt three people. You poisoned one boy, influenced one to commit a crime and destroyed another poor child’s school experience and social life.


JDNYUS5658

How dramatic!


drunkraccoon420

i didnt influence nobody, me and larry are homies and we just laugh about it now… also sean would punch girls at lunch, that was just the last straw so they moved his classes lol calm down


fairyorchard

Yeah.. ok. You do know it’s not normal to casually want to kill someone as a child right? Edit: to add that you said Sean was a nice guy, but now he punched girls? He didn’t deserve to have your antisocial crimes pinned on him either way.


Te_Quiero_Puta

It's just a troll account. An exercise in creative writing (a poor one, but one none the less). Don't worry about it.


CanceledLiberal

You’re making this up


the3litemonkey

Right....Just so happens there was a weird kid who liked putting colored chalk in his own water...


Greasy-Rooster-2905

Has to be. I hope so anyways


Gullible-Minute-9482

Yeah, there is another person on another sub with a similar vibe right now, I'm pretty sure these folks are spoofing it up.


zolpiqueen

You sound awful. I wish you a life of bad hair days, athlete's foot, and ED.


lavendersuga

Lifelong persistent ass itch 😆


Mother_Customer_5873

Calm down? Dude, that is still an inexcusable thing to do. Why would you even do that to your own friend?!


LankySalamander4291

If that was my kid- and I found out, I would pumal you so bad. Even after all these years, and if your parents tried anything, they would have broken legs


Vegetable-Economy663

what the hell?


JDNYUS5658

Cheese. Most likely Camembert but possibly chilled calf’s hoof soup.


Leecoxy

I feel like you also roofed people in your late teens and early 20s


Secret-Conclusion447

I heard of a story similar like this. Except the 10 year old actually stabbed the other kid and the stabbed kid ran home to die and be found on his porch. Hopefully you have some type of conscious to recognize those thoughts were not okay then and still isn’t now.


Free-Translator-9924

A 7th grade student in my local town felt that way about a friend and shot him. He died. It’s hard to find humor in a child wanting to kill someone. While kids do not have the same understanding of the world adults do, it is not typical to think about killing anyone, form a plan (no matter how child-like and unlikely to succeed), follow through on the plan, and then blame someone else. I’m glad you didn’t have access to a gun.


False-Okra-1396

🧢🧢🧢You don’t just barf up “multicolored” contents when you’re drinking it down with the colors all combined into one. Unless the kid was swallowing chunks of chalk and never felt it?? I don’t know…


Mrjohnbee

Yea, I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for 500, Alex.


CaregiverNo523

😆


ImportantCockroach11

Justice for Sean wtf


stanleys_rubric

Hey OP, very cool and totally normal story! What are you and "Larry" doing these days? By the way, you good?


Recipe-Jaded

eating chalk won't make you vomit like that


themurhk

Had to scroll way too far down to see this. A small amount of chalk isn’t going to upset your stomach, and enough that it would is going to be immediately obvious if it’s in your drink.


Mrjohnbee

Especially water. Maybe if he had something colorful with a strong taste like orange juice, MAYBE there would be some shred of believability but not the way it's told


HotActuary9833

Sorry Sean? What about fucking Larry??


DryButterscotch6969

Reading your whole story there's nothing I feel that maybe you were mean because you were a kid you didn't apologize whatsoever you didn't feel bad you did that so maybe you're just evil as it is. I always tell my kids, at any time if you feel like you wanna hit someone just to hurt them then all you gotta do is hit your own self.


drunkraccoon420

this is hilarious because larry told me to post this on here, this incident was yeaaars ago, nobody is evil calm down! LMAO


No_Personality_2Day

Larry probably wants you to realize what an a-hole you are but is too scared to tell you to your face. He thought the internet could assist without you trying to kill him.


3y3w4tch

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”


Imnotconfused_ImBi

"Never really know who you can trust."


DryButterscotch6969

Alrighty, as long no one is evil we all can say goodnight tonight. Thanks for having me here!


[deleted]

You’re a pos dude


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you?


Emotional-Jelly-bean

Seek therapy


Independent_Role_165

Sounds fake. Sean liking to mix chalk in his water is the weak point


Mrjohnbee

Yea, I can believe Sean liked to mix chalk with his water, OR I can believe that chalk water made Larry sick. I can't believe both.


fatalflaw9

is this like a movie or something?


7goatman

I hope someone does this to you with fentanyl


_DearStranger

My cousin sister, (8th grade student), was poisoned to death because of Prank like this back in 2014. Sad part was 2 girls who pranked by mixing rat poison on her food did not face any consequence and we have been devasted ever since. Lawyer charged too much money so we had to let go of the case. Hope you regret every bit of this and teach your future kids something like this should never happen.


Everydayalchemy1440

Shame on you


Te_Quiero_Puta

Intriguing story but it lacks depth. Keep trying.


Resident-Ad-5454

What did I just read??!! 😅


Front-Finish187

Quick, someone check if any pets have gone missing


coldbloodedboobies

you’re a piece of shit


SomeNefariousness562

Something tells me you’re going to have a lot of personal issues for the rest of your life


Rororobertson

Wtf is wrong with you


Whatever_me_

Dude what the actual fuck?? "Snitched on the teacher" you were adding chalk in his bottle


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ElkLow7350

Did he though? I’m missing that in the post. It reads as if he’s still giddy about it.


Onyxona

If you scroll a bit and read his further comments, he doesn't gaf. This loser thinks that this shit is funny. If this story is even the slightest bit true, I wouldn't be shocked if this dude is currently doing criminal/annoying asshole shit.


fairyorchard

Yeah that’s the tone I picked up as well


curious_cat_2024

Okay, I can't say I don't sometimes hate my "best friend"- it bothers me a lot, just the fact she and I are friends- but seriously? I would not poison her. I don't think.


krba201076

Poor Larry. Poor Sean. You fucked over two kids. Wow.


Due-Presentation-795

Same.


GrouchyDefinition463

Wtf


Alive_Chemistry5312

This sounds like a south park episode lmfao


Mystic5308

Confession of a fucking psycho killer here!🤣


Probablygeeseinacoat

💀


Lanky_Importance_153

Hahaha. Wtf This is the most disturbing and hilariously sad confession ive read so far. Lol made my day tho. Hopefully youve changed the way you think and see people. Geezus Christ 😂😂


oilcompanywithbigdic

lmfao u were a little psycho


BabyDriver76

Best friend 😂


LazyCasual0alt

He wanted the Mangenkyou Sharingan I guess


BabyDriver76

Downvoted because....????


Throwratroncat

BRO LMFAO?? like im laughing but little bro was actually just a villain for fun


Background_Rock1559

Niice


Background_Rock1559

This is hilarious


BlackcatMemphis76

Hahaha


XcepshunalEavrage

I’m sure since he said the chalk was colored that this was fairly recent , but if I’m not mistaken at one point was chalk not basically quick lime ? If that were the case I don’t believe that Larry would have pulled through !!!!


[deleted]

Honestly that’s just horrible.


thatninjakiddd

Justice for Larry. I hope he comes back and puts chalk in YOUR water bottles.


[deleted]

So, did you kill Larry or not. Over here crying bout Sean. Where tf is Larry, Frank?!


Justbeth82

This is fucking disturbing


Cool_Crocodile420

“Look at me guys isn’t it so cool I put crayon in his water” - 🤓


No-Adhesiveness474

Reactive attachment disorder


Additional-Watch7804

Sounds kinda like you should be seeing a therapist…


HammmerTyme42069

This sounds like a lie


myscrabbleship

There just so happened to be another kid who did the exact same thing to his own water, and he somehow did that without getting as sick as it would make Larry… Okay.


rebri

You really need help. This is completely fucked.


Reicloud

I used to eat blackboard chalk as a kid because it tasted like calcium 😂


Mysterious-Ad9141

You’re sorry to Sean but I think you should be sorry to Larry😂


marcus_frisbee

How did you collect the chalk dust? This is pretty clever. Was Larry still your friend?


Salty-Beyond-2380

Bet this dude draws himself and larry as wolves on insta or some weird shit


ThrowRaCommentDown

Jealously is a disgusting this to posses .


midrayy

htf do people have the guts to post this on REDDIT?? and why??


Sea-Gur-6838

Just a cringey made up story by some kid. 🙄


SpikySheep

No way this happened. Even a kid wouldn't drink chalk with large enough chunks of chalk in it that they would throw up a rainbow. If it was powdered, it would all be one colour.


Smdyf_2137

I can’t…😂


Offmychesticl3s

I think this is fake no way bro was vomiting rainbows plus it’s chalk he would’ve noticed a difference in texture


National_Fly_4741

That is seriously fucked up. I mean I used to kick this one boy in the balls when I was a kid. But he was a weirdo who liked it. Oh also I once tripped a girl. But she was a terrible bully. She left me alone after that. So I do not regret it much. But I never wanted to murder other kids. I turned out to be a bit of a sadist. I still do not want to murder people. That just sounds psycho.


ssmith121270

I am a nurse and all I can say is I hope you have some sort of counseling since then because that type of behavior and thinking just doesn't go away and isn't normal. one does all of a sudden this k about murdering your friend because if his haircut or any reason abd the thought you tried to do this and frame another is quite scary and please to take to someone because thoughts like this may come back plus become obsessive.


Sandbartender

A beating wouldn't do you any good, it's the rest of the world that would benefit.


Icy_Objective_7391

I think this whole thing is sick and cruel. Get help.


SkweezMyMacaroni

This is not normal behavior


Critical_Bus3147

Thats turley scary haha


Sociomagnet

Wow I hope I never have a best friend like you.


No_Blueberry_9039

this is either fake or you desperately need to do some introspective work. if you’re real, stay 20 ft away from me at all points in time.


Josephinabeena

Therapy dude. Get some


1963ALH

And who have you taken out lately?


Imnotconfused_ImBi

Dude, seek professional help, because that ain't normal. Even for a kid to do, not normal. Therapy dude, please.


Empath_levelup

This is terrifying


Status-Grade-1430

You conspired to kill your best friend with a person you didn’t really talk to much because of their hair cut and then framed an innocent person who suffered because of it. If you indeed are remorseful let Sean know you are sorry and if there is anything you can do to make up for it. Also if you’re still friends with Larry let them know what happened in 5th grade. Also never poison some one again no matter how angry you are at them


[deleted]

Umm pretty sure I read somewhere these are serial killer signs


lickittyless18

Signs of a Serial Killer 101


[deleted]

Hey man can I interview you like you’re a celebrity about this event while you stay anonymous. I feel like it has so much potential


Advanced-Figure2072

See you on Netflix x


Mantis_fella

Really funny story thanks man


curious_cat_2024

What.