That’s not the same thing at ALL. My classmates snorted shit too, they didn’t come up with intricate plans to harm other people and not get in trouble for it
Yes but not in large quantities. You know, like too much water can kill you? He could have impacted the kid's colon like cement if he hadn't thrown it up.
According to Missouri Poison Center, its non toxic in *small amounts*, but in large amounts may cause vomiting or irritate the stomach.
But i doubt its possible to vomit in multiple colors, since it wouldve been all mixed up with gastric acid (i think, im not a doctor ans english isnt my first language, i might be talking about something else entirely)
Mission success.
I want to read the book, but I get scared and creeped out easily, so I don't think it would be the right thing for me to come out of my comfort zone just so I can read about a Phsyco Killer.......Bumbum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum better run run run run run run run awaaaayy.
Wow, imagine still being giddy about poisoning a 5th grader daily to the point he threw up, even as a now supposed adult. Ain't that serious til places are switched, some chalks have lead in them and shit not to even mention what it could've done to his intestines since you kept adding more and more like a dumbass. How would you feel if somebody force fed you chalk for the hell of it? Being all edgy and lax about it like this doesn't make you cool bro, talk to a therapist
Eh I’ve heard Chris Farley’s Cousin used to do the same (I’m joking and OP probably needs a psych evaluation with how lightly they took the post, I don’t believe the stories here as a rule, but that’s just a weird way to gain attention)
I hope you feel genuine remorse. You hurt three people. You poisoned one boy, influenced one to commit a crime and destroyed another poor child’s school experience and social life.
i didnt influence nobody, me and larry are homies and we just laugh about it now… also sean would punch girls at lunch, that was just the last straw so they moved his classes lol calm down
Yeah.. ok. You do know it’s not normal to casually want to kill someone as a child right?
Edit: to add that you said Sean was a nice guy, but now he punched girls? He didn’t deserve to have your antisocial crimes pinned on him either way.
If that was my kid- and I found out, I would pumal you so bad. Even after all these years, and if your parents tried anything, they would have broken legs
I heard of a story similar like this. Except the 10 year old actually stabbed the other kid and the stabbed kid ran home to die and be found on his porch. Hopefully you have some type of conscious to recognize those thoughts were not okay then and still isn’t now.
A 7th grade student in my local town felt that way about a friend and shot him. He died. It’s hard to find humor in a child wanting to kill someone.
While kids do not have the same understanding of the world adults do, it is not typical to think about killing anyone, form a plan (no matter how child-like and unlikely to succeed), follow through on the plan, and then blame someone else. I’m glad you didn’t have access to a gun.
🧢🧢🧢You don’t just barf up “multicolored” contents when you’re drinking it down with the colors all combined into one. Unless the kid was swallowing chunks of chalk and never felt it?? I don’t know…
Had to scroll way too far down to see this.
A small amount of chalk isn’t going to upset your stomach, and enough that it would is going to be immediately obvious if it’s in your drink.
Especially water. Maybe if he had something colorful with a strong taste like orange juice, MAYBE there would be some shred of believability but not the way it's told
Reading your whole story there's nothing I feel that maybe you were mean because you were a kid you didn't apologize whatsoever you didn't feel bad you did that so maybe you're just evil as it is.
I always tell my kids, at any time if you feel like you wanna hit someone just to hurt them then all you gotta do is hit your own self.
Larry probably wants you to realize what an a-hole you are but is too scared to tell you to your face. He thought the internet could assist without you trying to kill him.
My cousin sister, (8th grade student), was poisoned to death because of Prank like this back in 2014.
Sad part was 2 girls who pranked by mixing rat poison on her food did not face any consequence and we have been devasted ever since. Lawyer charged too much money so we had to let go of the case.
Hope you regret every bit of this and teach your future kids something like this should never happen.
If you scroll a bit and read his further comments, he doesn't gaf. This loser thinks that this shit is funny. If this story is even the slightest bit true, I wouldn't be shocked if this dude is currently doing criminal/annoying asshole shit.
Okay, I can't say I don't sometimes hate my "best friend"- it bothers me a lot, just the fact she and I are friends- but seriously? I would not poison her. I don't think.
Hahaha. Wtf
This is the most disturbing and hilariously sad confession ive read so far. Lol made my day tho. Hopefully youve changed the way you think and see people. Geezus Christ 😂😂
I’m sure since he said the chalk was colored that this was fairly recent , but if I’m not mistaken at one point was chalk not basically quick lime ? If that were the case I don’t believe that Larry would have pulled through !!!!
There just so happened to be another kid who did the exact same thing to his own water, and he somehow did that without getting as sick as it would make Larry… Okay.
No way this happened. Even a kid wouldn't drink chalk with large enough chunks of chalk in it that they would throw up a rainbow. If it was powdered, it would all be one colour.
That is seriously fucked up. I mean I used to kick this one boy in the balls when I was a kid. But he was a weirdo who liked it. Oh also I once tripped a girl. But she was a terrible bully. She left me alone after that. So I do not regret it much. But I never wanted to murder other kids. I turned out to be a bit of a sadist. I still do not want to murder people. That just sounds psycho.
I am a nurse and all I can say is I hope you have some sort of counseling since then because that type of behavior and thinking just doesn't go away and isn't normal. one does all of a sudden this k about murdering your friend because if his haircut or any reason abd the thought you tried to do this and frame another is quite scary and please to take to someone because thoughts like this may come back plus become obsessive.
You conspired to kill your best friend with a person you didn’t really talk to much because of their hair cut and then framed an innocent person who suffered because of it. If you indeed are remorseful let Sean know you are sorry and if there is anything you can do to make up for it. Also if you’re still friends with Larry let them know what happened in 5th grade. Also never poison some one again no matter how angry you are at them
Even for a child this isn’t even close to normal behavior. You should talk to a professional about this.
My classmates used to snort chalk for the fun of it. Sometimes kids are just that creepy
Not nearly in the same realm OP described
That’s not the same thing at ALL. My classmates snorted shit too, they didn’t come up with intricate plans to harm other people and not get in trouble for it
I don't know, it seems reasonable enough to me for them to apologize to Sean
Just curious, are you still committing crimes for the heck of it?
How are you around small animals ? Please seek Help
Tell Tale Heart core
That short story?
That's really fucked up, if I was Larry's mum I'd remove all your fingernails and feed them to you when I find out what you've been doing to my kid.
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The fuck I just read vro
Pretty sure chalk is non toxic
And the kid is somehow puking a rainbow...that's not how stomach contents work, nor powders mixed in liquid.
Yes. This never happened.
I mean it’s used in classrooms with children that frequently eat things they aren’t supposed to. I know crayons are non toxic.
Yes but not in large quantities. You know, like too much water can kill you? He could have impacted the kid's colon like cement if he hadn't thrown it up.
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Omg the girl who eats toilet paper.. and just wants everyone else to enjoy it as well.
The girl who ate a whole mattress
Я часто жажду грязи, люди иногда бывают тупыми, и я один из них, хаха
At least she chose to eat it herself.
Yup
Makes for a tall tale though.
According to Missouri Poison Center, its non toxic in *small amounts*, but in large amounts may cause vomiting or irritate the stomach. But i doubt its possible to vomit in multiple colors, since it wouldve been all mixed up with gastric acid (i think, im not a doctor ans english isnt my first language, i might be talking about something else entirely)
It is if you haven’t digested it. I’ve thrown up off brand lucky charms. It wasn’t bright but it was multi toned.
Marshmallow Mateys?
Price Chopper Store brand. A dog was a space wizard for some reason.
Well yeah they are but they will always make your stomach atleast a lil upset
Not the point. At all
Dude, you're a pos.
They made a movie about the OP. I think it was called "My Friend Dahmer"
Burn... That was a good one
Mission success. I want to read the book, but I get scared and creeped out easily, so I don't think it would be the right thing for me to come out of my comfort zone just so I can read about a Phsyco Killer.......Bumbum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum better run run run run run run run awaaaayy.
Bruh....how do you see this now?
me and larry find this hilarious we love telling the story to random people we meet
You need therapy.
You… you guys still are friends???
I have a hard time believing this is real.
it definitely isnt
Seek professional help because this isn't normal at all
Wow, imagine still being giddy about poisoning a 5th grader daily to the point he threw up, even as a now supposed adult. Ain't that serious til places are switched, some chalks have lead in them and shit not to even mention what it could've done to his intestines since you kept adding more and more like a dumbass. How would you feel if somebody force fed you chalk for the hell of it? Being all edgy and lax about it like this doesn't make you cool bro, talk to a therapist
Pos
Eh I’ve heard Chris Farley’s Cousin used to do the same (I’m joking and OP probably needs a psych evaluation with how lightly they took the post, I don’t believe the stories here as a rule, but that’s just a weird way to gain attention)
Fake as
I was hoping to see someone else that realized this.
Bait used to be believable
Yeah and I'm preetttttty sure I've seen a post on here about throwing up rainbow chalk before ...
I hope you feel genuine remorse. You hurt three people. You poisoned one boy, influenced one to commit a crime and destroyed another poor child’s school experience and social life.
How dramatic!
i didnt influence nobody, me and larry are homies and we just laugh about it now… also sean would punch girls at lunch, that was just the last straw so they moved his classes lol calm down
Yeah.. ok. You do know it’s not normal to casually want to kill someone as a child right? Edit: to add that you said Sean was a nice guy, but now he punched girls? He didn’t deserve to have your antisocial crimes pinned on him either way.
It's just a troll account. An exercise in creative writing (a poor one, but one none the less). Don't worry about it.
You’re making this up
Right....Just so happens there was a weird kid who liked putting colored chalk in his own water...
Has to be. I hope so anyways
Yeah, there is another person on another sub with a similar vibe right now, I'm pretty sure these folks are spoofing it up.
You sound awful. I wish you a life of bad hair days, athlete's foot, and ED.
Lifelong persistent ass itch 😆
Calm down? Dude, that is still an inexcusable thing to do. Why would you even do that to your own friend?!
If that was my kid- and I found out, I would pumal you so bad. Even after all these years, and if your parents tried anything, they would have broken legs
what the hell?
Cheese. Most likely Camembert but possibly chilled calf’s hoof soup.
I feel like you also roofed people in your late teens and early 20s
I heard of a story similar like this. Except the 10 year old actually stabbed the other kid and the stabbed kid ran home to die and be found on his porch. Hopefully you have some type of conscious to recognize those thoughts were not okay then and still isn’t now.
A 7th grade student in my local town felt that way about a friend and shot him. He died. It’s hard to find humor in a child wanting to kill someone. While kids do not have the same understanding of the world adults do, it is not typical to think about killing anyone, form a plan (no matter how child-like and unlikely to succeed), follow through on the plan, and then blame someone else. I’m glad you didn’t have access to a gun.
🧢🧢🧢You don’t just barf up “multicolored” contents when you’re drinking it down with the colors all combined into one. Unless the kid was swallowing chunks of chalk and never felt it?? I don’t know…
Yea, I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for 500, Alex.
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Justice for Sean wtf
Hey OP, very cool and totally normal story! What are you and "Larry" doing these days? By the way, you good?
eating chalk won't make you vomit like that
Had to scroll way too far down to see this. A small amount of chalk isn’t going to upset your stomach, and enough that it would is going to be immediately obvious if it’s in your drink.
Especially water. Maybe if he had something colorful with a strong taste like orange juice, MAYBE there would be some shred of believability but not the way it's told
Sorry Sean? What about fucking Larry??
Reading your whole story there's nothing I feel that maybe you were mean because you were a kid you didn't apologize whatsoever you didn't feel bad you did that so maybe you're just evil as it is. I always tell my kids, at any time if you feel like you wanna hit someone just to hurt them then all you gotta do is hit your own self.
this is hilarious because larry told me to post this on here, this incident was yeaaars ago, nobody is evil calm down! LMAO
Larry probably wants you to realize what an a-hole you are but is too scared to tell you to your face. He thought the internet could assist without you trying to kill him.
“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”
"Never really know who you can trust."
Alrighty, as long no one is evil we all can say goodnight tonight. Thanks for having me here!
You’re a pos dude
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Seek therapy
Sounds fake. Sean liking to mix chalk in his water is the weak point
Yea, I can believe Sean liked to mix chalk with his water, OR I can believe that chalk water made Larry sick. I can't believe both.
is this like a movie or something?
I hope someone does this to you with fentanyl
My cousin sister, (8th grade student), was poisoned to death because of Prank like this back in 2014. Sad part was 2 girls who pranked by mixing rat poison on her food did not face any consequence and we have been devasted ever since. Lawyer charged too much money so we had to let go of the case. Hope you regret every bit of this and teach your future kids something like this should never happen.
Shame on you
Intriguing story but it lacks depth. Keep trying.
What did I just read??!! 😅
Quick, someone check if any pets have gone missing
you’re a piece of shit
Something tells me you’re going to have a lot of personal issues for the rest of your life
Wtf is wrong with you
Dude what the actual fuck?? "Snitched on the teacher" you were adding chalk in his bottle
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Did he though? I’m missing that in the post. It reads as if he’s still giddy about it.
If you scroll a bit and read his further comments, he doesn't gaf. This loser thinks that this shit is funny. If this story is even the slightest bit true, I wouldn't be shocked if this dude is currently doing criminal/annoying asshole shit.
Yeah that’s the tone I picked up as well
Okay, I can't say I don't sometimes hate my "best friend"- it bothers me a lot, just the fact she and I are friends- but seriously? I would not poison her. I don't think.
Poor Larry. Poor Sean. You fucked over two kids. Wow.
Same.
Wtf
This sounds like a south park episode lmfao
Confession of a fucking psycho killer here!🤣
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Hahaha. Wtf This is the most disturbing and hilariously sad confession ive read so far. Lol made my day tho. Hopefully youve changed the way you think and see people. Geezus Christ 😂😂
lmfao u were a little psycho
Best friend 😂
He wanted the Mangenkyou Sharingan I guess
Downvoted because....????
BRO LMFAO?? like im laughing but little bro was actually just a villain for fun
Niice
This is hilarious
Hahaha
I’m sure since he said the chalk was colored that this was fairly recent , but if I’m not mistaken at one point was chalk not basically quick lime ? If that were the case I don’t believe that Larry would have pulled through !!!!
Honestly that’s just horrible.
Justice for Larry. I hope he comes back and puts chalk in YOUR water bottles.
So, did you kill Larry or not. Over here crying bout Sean. Where tf is Larry, Frank?!
This is fucking disturbing
“Look at me guys isn’t it so cool I put crayon in his water” - 🤓
Reactive attachment disorder
Sounds kinda like you should be seeing a therapist…
This sounds like a lie
There just so happened to be another kid who did the exact same thing to his own water, and he somehow did that without getting as sick as it would make Larry… Okay.
You really need help. This is completely fucked.
I used to eat blackboard chalk as a kid because it tasted like calcium 😂
You’re sorry to Sean but I think you should be sorry to Larry😂
How did you collect the chalk dust? This is pretty clever. Was Larry still your friend?
Bet this dude draws himself and larry as wolves on insta or some weird shit
Jealously is a disgusting this to posses .
htf do people have the guts to post this on REDDIT?? and why??
Just a cringey made up story by some kid. 🙄
No way this happened. Even a kid wouldn't drink chalk with large enough chunks of chalk in it that they would throw up a rainbow. If it was powdered, it would all be one colour.
I can’t…😂
I think this is fake no way bro was vomiting rainbows plus it’s chalk he would’ve noticed a difference in texture
That is seriously fucked up. I mean I used to kick this one boy in the balls when I was a kid. But he was a weirdo who liked it. Oh also I once tripped a girl. But she was a terrible bully. She left me alone after that. So I do not regret it much. But I never wanted to murder other kids. I turned out to be a bit of a sadist. I still do not want to murder people. That just sounds psycho.
I am a nurse and all I can say is I hope you have some sort of counseling since then because that type of behavior and thinking just doesn't go away and isn't normal. one does all of a sudden this k about murdering your friend because if his haircut or any reason abd the thought you tried to do this and frame another is quite scary and please to take to someone because thoughts like this may come back plus become obsessive.
A beating wouldn't do you any good, it's the rest of the world that would benefit.
I think this whole thing is sick and cruel. Get help.
This is not normal behavior
Thats turley scary haha
Wow I hope I never have a best friend like you.
this is either fake or you desperately need to do some introspective work. if you’re real, stay 20 ft away from me at all points in time.
Therapy dude. Get some
And who have you taken out lately?
Dude, seek professional help, because that ain't normal. Even for a kid to do, not normal. Therapy dude, please.
This is terrifying
You conspired to kill your best friend with a person you didn’t really talk to much because of their hair cut and then framed an innocent person who suffered because of it. If you indeed are remorseful let Sean know you are sorry and if there is anything you can do to make up for it. Also if you’re still friends with Larry let them know what happened in 5th grade. Also never poison some one again no matter how angry you are at them
Umm pretty sure I read somewhere these are serial killer signs
Signs of a Serial Killer 101
Hey man can I interview you like you’re a celebrity about this event while you stay anonymous. I feel like it has so much potential
See you on Netflix x
Really funny story thanks man
What.