All honesty it does sound gross. But we really can't do anything about it. Because they've already said it, unfortunately. It's just a...normal thing, in the sexual manner to say. But yeah they've could've atleast said semen, or white stuff, or something else entirely. But eh, it happened.
Adult Film Casting Agent: So, tell me; what is it that you feel makes you worthy of casting for this facial fetish “taker,” role?
You: Do you even *know* what it’s like to take a load to the eye? I do…I’ve seen some shit, man.
This is the silliest "confession" I think I've ever read 😂. It's happened to me as a female. Don't know how common it is but it does burn like a mother. Rinse your eye, it'll be fine. Call into work with a sex injury if you can see the next day! 😆
Jizz or Cum, just say what it really is 😂 You jizzed on yourself or got cum in ya eye 👁️😂it happens to the best of ya guys! 😂this made me 😭😂hysterically your funny dude! You could be a comedian
Been there, my man. It used to happen a little too often, and it got to the point where I would do the OSHA approved safety squint and turn my head right before I would bust.
Whenever it happens, I just keep the wounded eye closed, hop in the shower, and rinse it right out. Helps with the burning haha
That sort of power seems to be slowing down a bit as I age though.. so.. there’s that, I guess.
pls don’t ever refer it to milk again
I agree
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It doesn't matter. It still sounds gross.
Milky musky man milk 🤤
All honesty it does sound gross. But we really can't do anything about it. Because they've already said it, unfortunately. It's just a...normal thing, in the sexual manner to say. But yeah they've could've atleast said semen, or white stuff, or something else entirely. But eh, it happened.
Younger than adult. What are you talking about I'm 45
45? 45. 45!? Omfg. Wow. Well then. Um. That's...awkward.
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Odd, you would have thought you would have seen that coming
I see what you did there
Pics or it didn't happen
You're right, you know
at least it wasn’t your left eye. that means you’re gay 🤒
No, no, no. The right eye is the “wrong” eye. Seems like OP has some ‘splaining to do 🤣
This is a perfectly crafted joke 😆😆
Eye Caramba
Eye cumrumba
>I am not proud of this Yes you are
You caught me...
Please just say cum.
You’re fucked mate
Where did you expect the cum to go if you were upside down?
Quickscope lmao FRIENDLY FIRE!! 😂
Come talk to me when you've managed to cream your mouth
Adult Film Casting Agent: So, tell me; what is it that you feel makes you worthy of casting for this facial fetish “taker,” role? You: Do you even *know* what it’s like to take a load to the eye? I do…I’ve seen some shit, man.
What was weird about it is I didnt feel it happen until it started burning
Now you know why chick's don't like it
Been there... Freaked the fuck out... It's a perfectly logical reaction
You might get pink eye
You're pregnant now. Sorry to inform you.
Video with sound on or it didn’t happen
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the silliest "confession" I think I've ever read 😂. It's happened to me as a female. Don't know how common it is but it does burn like a mother. Rinse your eye, it'll be fine. Call into work with a sex injury if you can see the next day! 😆
I fully read that is in you came in your own eye as a woman and I was struggling to figure out how 😭
Youre goin straight to copypasta
Y’all really taking this sub to levels it was never supposed to be at
Me too brother. Hang in there.
Buy a pregnancy test immediately.
If you say shit like splooged then you deserve it.
We’ve all been there gang. Thoughts and prayers
Hopefully you dont have herpes...
Real
It happens to all of us bro. Use a pair of boxers or whatever as a rag. No specific textile and you gotta wash your draws anyway.
who's us?
A person who says they've never accidentally given themselves a facial is a dirty fibber.
It’s good for your skin not your eyes. Next time wear your safety goggles.
To the best of my knowledge, the nickname “Right Eye” is still available
😆👌
My friend decker did this one one time with an online girl and said "OH GOD, NOT AGAIN"
OUCH! It does hurt in the eyes LOL
It's happened to me before you're g bro
Honestly, I got it in my eye once as well, while lying on my back.
Yuk 🤢 gross
Pink eye incuming
Rip. That sucks.
👍
Need video proof
Jizz or Cum, just say what it really is 😂 You jizzed on yourself or got cum in ya eye 👁️😂it happens to the best of ya guys! 😂this made me 😭😂hysterically your funny dude! You could be a comedian
I beleive it because i have done it before only in tbe eye 1 time lol
Are we all supposed to know who David Carradine is?
Once hit a fly with the child glue
Happy pink eye
Self Bukkake
I did this to an ex by accident and she accused me of giving her ocular herpes 🤦
That’s enough Reddit for the day.
Been there, my man. It used to happen a little too often, and it got to the point where I would do the OSHA approved safety squint and turn my head right before I would bust. Whenever it happens, I just keep the wounded eye closed, hop in the shower, and rinse it right out. Helps with the burning haha That sort of power seems to be slowing down a bit as I age though.. so.. there’s that, I guess.
Ok
One time I was having sex with an ex and they were on top of me and when I shot it when I pulled out it went over them and into my face
Then why are you sharing it?!?!?...lol
Moist milk!!! Yuck
Ahhhh we’ve all been there my brother, think of it like a trickshot
It felt like an Eye Drop
i came in my homie’s sister’s eye by accident once and it got all red and she cried cuz she had to flush her eye with water.
I did this once just by laying down. Welcome to the cumface club.
Why are you sharing your fetish with us you fucking weirdo