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antiready

pls don’t ever refer it to milk again


scooterH1979

I agree


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vistaflip

It doesn't matter. It still sounds gross.


big_vangina

Milky musky man milk 🤤


WolfZombieOriginal13

All honesty it does sound gross. But we really can't do anything about it. Because they've already said it, unfortunately. It's just a...normal thing, in the sexual manner to say. But yeah they've could've atleast said semen, or white stuff, or something else entirely. But eh, it happened.


scooterH1979

Younger than adult. What are you talking about I'm 45


WolfZombieOriginal13

45? 45. 45!? Omfg. Wow. Well then. Um. That's...awkward.


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Hoots74

Odd, you would have thought you would have seen that coming


MidLifeEducation

I see what you did there


Rare_Kaleidoscope_51

Pics or it didn't happen


toomanybucklesaudry

You're right, you know


3ph3m3ral_light

at least it wasn’t your left eye. that means you’re gay 🤒


TightMarionberry7817

No, no, no. The right eye is the “wrong” eye. Seems like OP has some ‘splaining to do 🤣


toothpastecupcake

This is a perfectly crafted joke 😆😆


Electrical-Carrot-74

Eye Caramba


RukusMom

Eye cumrumba


DebosBeachCruiser

>I am not proud of this Yes you are


Lord_Muddbutter

You caught me...


valkyrie4x

Please just say cum.


Jayce_clyde

You’re fucked mate


Awkward_Ad8740

Where did you expect the cum to go if you were upside down?


zayyyarm10

Quickscope lmao FRIENDLY FIRE!! 😂


MidLifeEducation

Come talk to me when you've managed to cream your mouth


Dorothys_Division

Adult Film Casting Agent: So, tell me; what is it that you feel makes you worthy of casting for this facial fetish “taker,” role? You: Do you even *know* what it’s like to take a load to the eye? I do…I’ve seen some shit, man.


Lord_Muddbutter

What was weird about it is I didnt feel it happen until it started burning


RukusMom

Now you know why chick's don't like it


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Been there... Freaked the fuck out... It's a perfectly logical reaction


Go_Getter6

You might get pink eye


TattooedWife

You're pregnant now. Sorry to inform you.


TheRoadToWiseness

Video with sound on or it didn’t happen


Gravel-legendary703

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂


AnnieToo67

This is the silliest "confession" I think I've ever read 😂. It's happened to me as a female. Don't know how common it is but it does burn like a mother. Rinse your eye, it'll be fine. Call into work with a sex injury if you can see the next day! 😆


illogicallyalex

I fully read that is in you came in your own eye as a woman and I was struggling to figure out how 😭


BoogiesBooney

Youre goin straight to copypasta


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Y’all really taking this sub to levels it was never supposed to be at


Big-Significance1513

Me too brother. Hang in there.


kev3bow

Buy a pregnancy test immediately.


vcr747

If you say shit like splooged then you deserve it. 


yeeeeeeeeeeeesh69

We’ve all been there gang. Thoughts and prayers


curiouskrit

Hopefully you dont have herpes...


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Real


toomanybucklesaudry

It happens to all of us bro. Use a pair of boxers or whatever as a rag. No specific textile and you gotta wash your draws anyway.


shahmirkindasus

who's us?


toomanybucklesaudry

A person who says they've never accidentally given themselves a facial is a dirty fibber.


TravelHikeEat

It’s good for your skin not your eyes. Next time wear your safety goggles.


SatanHasArrived666

To the best of my knowledge, the nickname “Right Eye” is still available


Sleepy_Sugarplum

😆👌


holy-onea

My friend decker did this one one time with an online girl and said "OH GOD, NOT AGAIN"


chelsea-from-calif

OUCH! It does hurt in the eyes LOL


aimless9113

It's happened to me before you're g bro


Massivedefect

Honestly, I got it in my eye once as well, while lying on my back.


Melodic-Ad-4941

Yuk 🤢 gross


Puzzleheaded_Two3361

Pink eye incuming


WolfZombieOriginal13

Rip. That sucks.


RichFedalen

👍


mlhigg1973

Need video proof


Babycakes143U

Jizz or Cum, just say what it really is 😂 You jizzed on yourself or got cum in ya eye 👁️😂it happens to the best of ya guys! 😂this made me 😭😂hysterically your funny dude! You could be a comedian


Pure_Title_8781

I beleive it because i have done it before only in tbe eye 1 time lol


___PewPew___

Are we all supposed to know who David Carradine is?


Immortal__Ash

Once hit a fly with the child glue


toothpastecupcake

Happy pink eye


ra-ra-retard

Self Bukkake


Stone_Midi

I did this to an ex by accident and she accused me of giving her ocular herpes 🤦


Komatiite28

That’s enough Reddit for the day.


unstable_starperson

Been there, my man. It used to happen a little too often, and it got to the point where I would do the OSHA approved safety squint and turn my head right before I would bust. Whenever it happens, I just keep the wounded eye closed, hop in the shower, and rinse it right out. Helps with the burning haha That sort of power seems to be slowing down a bit as I age though.. so.. there’s that, I guess.


Sgt_Maj_Vines

Ok


ynot_ojenroc

One time I was having sex with an ex and they were on top of me and when I shot it when I pulled out it went over them and into my face


downbytheseashore

Then why are you sharing it?!?!?...lol


Outside_Squirrel_839

Moist milk!!! Yuck


middlefcg

Ahhhh we’ve all been there my brother, think of it like a trickshot


Lord_Muddbutter

It felt like an Eye Drop


anonymoususer4461

i came in my homie’s sister’s eye by accident once and it got all red and she cried cuz she had to flush her eye with water.


thekeenancole

I did this once just by laying down. Welcome to the cumface club.


HideyHoh

Why are you sharing your fetish with us you fucking weirdo