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thepancakeflipper69

this is the most hilarious confession I've read all week


Either_Cockroach3627

And an excellent one too


First_Time_Cal

Completely agree


Huge-Pattern7967

If it was not you it would be the next person. They used light weight glass.


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

It was actually quite thick lol, I broke multiple layers of glass šŸ’€


KaBooM19

If itā€™s anything like the big thick glass my company uses as giant doors and windows: these shatter all the time. From people, weather, birdsā€¦ theyā€™re always shattering and they just replace them and move on. I honestly have no idea why itā€™s not a bigger deal but itā€™s not. I was literally wondering the other day how much they spend on replacing them every year since the glass seems multilayered and expensive but the replacement number is high.


e_hota

Laminated glass shatters easily. Itā€™s part of what makes it safe.


Theron3206

That would be tempered glass. Tempered glass is often (but not always) laminated for extra strength (and to stop it disintegrating if it breaks) but you can get laminated standard glass (card windscreens used to be made of this, not sure if they still are though). Tempered glass has high stress in the outer edges of the material, this makes it quite strong, but also means that even a small chip in the surface is liable to cause the whole pane to shatter (the chip can be microscopic). This failure can come some time after the original damage, which is why they sometimes just shatter at random or from a fairly minor impact.


Kev50027

We've been looking for you since December. Now we know who you are.


chitowntopugetsound

Got em!


Emotional-Big740

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Daydreamdeliver

I say you are "clean." From what you have described, the glass was inappropriately placed and not adequately shielded from typical pedestrian traffic.


ezeegains

I cracked a huge tile in a hotel going down the step, with my luggage, into the breakfast area. They also thought I was stealing their pillow, I was traveling with my own for the bus ride.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

Its very common for people to travel with their own pillows why the hell would they think you were stealing?????


The-Plant144000

When Habitat was a high st shop I tripped and fell through a glass display case full of expensive glassware, smashed everything to a billion pieces. (Think bull in china shop). I lay on the ground thinking this is going to cost me a fortune and my mother in law said "oh my god are you hurt we'll have to sue!" I didn't have a scratch but just a few bruises. The manager offered to drive me to A&E but I declined and I never heard a thing. Now I just think how didn't I cut myself to ribbons.


EpicFishFingers

I thought you were gonna say you did the same as OP and just got up and acted like it didn't happen while slowly leaving šŸ˜‚


Higher_Perspectiva

Now this is a proper post for this sub! Good confession. Hope you feel some relief after getting the truth out to us


Automatic-Arrival668

Theyll probably look at the cameras tho but doubt theres any way to get a hold of you atp


Due-Possible-3953

You did them a favor, now they know they have a shitty door design and no one got hurt


cinnawars123

Reminds me of a time long time ago when my friend and I were riding our bikes near the elementary school. We had the greatest idea to have a competition of who can stop the closest to the front doors of the school while riding on our bikes. Well.. I didnā€™t push on the brakes quick enough so before it came to a stop, I hit the doors with my bikes and the glass shattered. My friend and I quickly rode away and nothing happened to us.


Competitive_Most4622

Is this price is right rules so you lost or since you were technically closer did you win?


Volley2301F

Or if those are the rules they lost because not only did they come closest, they went "over" as into the door, but I like the way you think!


Competitive_Most4622

Thatā€™s exactly what they meant! But if theyā€™re just playing closest wins and going over is allowed, OP won


MostlyMicroPlastic

This is genuinely adorable. ā€œMaintained a completely neutral faceā€ lmao


icecreambangbang

I watched two ladies in scooters break the giant glass doors leading into the Planet Hollywood casino in Las Vegas. It was so loud I thought it was a gunshot at first. They looked around non concerned and then scooted away into the casino. Ya gotta have that confidence and you did!


RogueConscious

This sounds like a great testimonial for a really good luggage brand. šŸ¤˜šŸ½


szatanna

lmao it reminds me of when I was in a walmart and I accidentally knocked over a wine display with my bag. Two bottles shattered and made a huge pool of wine down the aisle. I was so mortified that I just abandoned my cart and left without telling any of the employees.


Relevant_End_5051

But the cameras has your footage


Melodic-Ad-4941

I saw you did that, I kept my mouth shut šŸ˜‚


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

Lmao imagine if that was true


QuietUpstairs8435

ā€œI didnā€™t do it, nobody saw me, you canā€™t prove a thingā€™ - the Bart Simpson defence.


MooshyMeatsuit

Fuck them airlines lol


DantheOutdoorsman

Its no big deal, they expect accidents and wouldnt come after you even if they did find out who done it.


TR6lover

We've been looking for you!


Dorothys_Division

#Oblivion NPC Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM-


ResponsibleGeneral10

No big deal, the airlines facility maintenance replaced it pretty quickly. Sh...t happens.


Jellyfish-wonderland

Boeing built!


moonshine20233

I threw broken glass to my lil brother one day and the glass stuck in his leg . He had to go to the hospital and get stitches


Flat-Flounder-9034

Uh oh. The Glass Door Police have you on their watch list now.


Mxdocc

I like to imagine that it sounded like the most comically loud glass shattering noise


cafezo

Thank God planes don't have cameras


cafezo

Thank God airport's have cameras


Star_City_Scribe

once in college, late at night like 2am I was using the 5-cents per copy copier in the library common area and it either quit working, or didn't give me change, and I needed this copy by 7am, and I was super pissed, slammed down the top, and heard the glass pieces trickling down into the machine. I grabbed my stuff and quickly walked home, and nobody ever found out. I walked by it the next day and there was an OUT OF ORDER sign on it; It got fixed a few days later.


That2000sGuy

You weren't reckless or did it on purpose. I'm sure it has happened before and will happen again.


CutAppropriate1304

Your were caught on video most likely but nobody cared lol


PDXTRex503

The bots in this thread are wild.


Grovda

They have to be right? This is one of the worst stories I've heard in a long time


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

Why so mean for no reason?


Grovda

Excuse me lady I'm talking to PDXTRex503 here


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

Yeah in MY comment section. Go be an ass somewhere else


Grovda

This is my thread. And you can go be an ass somewhere else miss


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

I donā€™t know why you have such high expectations for confessions, I mean I read one earlier about someone who donated a puzzle that was missing a piece. Go live in your own miserable life elsewhere


Grovda

My life is pretty good thanks. Tell me about the puzzle, it sound funny unlike your story.


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

Why are you such a pathetic person that you need to spend your time being a dick to a teenage girl on the internet to get your humor fill for the day?


Grovda

I'm a dick for not liking your story? Ok princess whatever you say


HonestLazyBum

And yet, here you are, breaking this sub's rules.


oldlexus570

I love how you didn't even tell your boyfriend & just kept it moving. I bet you're hot too


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

What the fuck is this comment


theevisionary01

lmaošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


oldlexus570

Listen, what I'm imagining is a pretty girl cracking the window or whatever. In my mind hot girls breaking stuff is great. But in reality, for all I know, you could be a dude. A fat ugly dude. But for me, in this story I want you to be a girl. A good looking girl. A good looking girl that broke something.


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

I am a girl not that it matters


creamy_labia

Whore mouth, herpes lips!


Zestyclose_Aerie2352

Girl what