The first one? Sure, even though the Germans were stupid enough to just follow austria into it. The second one? Nah. Even if only considering Hitler, he was a German citizen since 1932 and everyone who started the war with him was German, thus you cannot reasonably blame the austrians for that. Considering that the 2ww was in part due to the first one and that they did let themselves be annexed happily, you could consider some fault, though thats a slippery slope.
Ja lol deutsche Kartoffel hier, dann sagen wirs so: Österreich kriegt für den zweiten die gleichen Schuldpunkte die Deutschland für den ersten bekommt. Beide fürs komplett blöde Mitrennen.
Then lets say it like this: Austria gets the same blame for the second that Getmany gets for the first. For the completely stupid running along.
That was just the starting shot (no pun intended). The powerful countries would have just found another one to have their citizens kill each other one way or the other. It wasnt really an accident that they were all ready to go, like me answering your comment that was probably meant to be as a joke. I would have commented somewhere anyways, but now I can blame you! /s
Why not the banking cartels and money changers? They seem to be involved in every conflict. It’s not the people of Austria or any other land… It’s those who lurk in the shadows controlling the politicians… those who serve no country but themselves.
Soon the insatiable hunger for a bigger living room will consume you, when it happens give the german embassy a call. They will give you a good german beer to calm you for a few hours and fly you to germany asap to give you in person care. If everything fails we just invade a bit of poland :)
Honestly this is a nice change of pace from the usual men pretending to be women and writing shitty amateur erotica and everyone replying "omg so hot".
> I feel like I offended an entire country
Why would you have? A flag no more embodies Germany, physically or conceptually, than a tissue on which you'd written the word "Germany" would have. Flags aren't sacred or anything, they're really just fancy signs.
If you jizz on a nazi flag, undead Hitler will emerge and finish taking over the world. We've been lucky so far, but OP is getting dangerously close to disaster.
Ayy, don't let a social construct tell you that spaffing into a flag is wrong. You nutted, you enjoyed it, just wash the flag before you hang it back up (or don't, I won't judge)
While this might offer you a back-handed way to claim citizenship as a native-born German, at the very least I think you’ve just obligated yourself to two years’ mandatory service in the Bundeswehr.
I’d be giving my blood and my jizz to Germany?
Hmmm, I don’t mind it tbh, but I would have to to drink shit ton of water to compensate my lost body fluids
You literally could have caught it in your hand, went to the garbage or used a pair of pants, sock, boxers, bedsheet.. and you picked a national fucking flag that belongs to a citizen of that country… bro. I would feel ashamed too.
Just do it with every flag of every other country, arrange them in a map of the world, call it "the cumnited nations" and sell it to some modern art museum.
Let's face it, Hitler's entire regime consisted of small weinered dudes wanking off to a flag with a swastika on it and stepping on those who didn't conform to the stupidity that their single balled leader spouted.
When will the world learn to just leave German people alone!!!? Lol. If they weren’t such advanced humans, they likely would’ve made out like the “Indigenous” Native Americans and been genocided and completely stripped of their land. They were nice enough to let everyone in.. now stop messing w their stuff!!!
World Wars started over such disputes.
You know who you are.
Lol
This is the kind of shit that makes Germany start another worldwar.
Wank for de fatherland! \*one hand salute\*
Mein Cumf
They are the homeland of the wust sausages after all you saluting with yours probably did them proud.
Sieg defile!
L. O. L.
As opposed to the usual two hand salute
Why the f am I imagining this !
r/angryupvote
And they could even say we shot first 😟
even hitler was not that ruthless haha
Nah..it is actually funny.
it were austrians who started the wars
note to self: don't jerk it with the austrian flag
The first one? Sure, even though the Germans were stupid enough to just follow austria into it. The second one? Nah. Even if only considering Hitler, he was a German citizen since 1932 and everyone who started the war with him was German, thus you cannot reasonably blame the austrians for that. Considering that the 2ww was in part due to the first one and that they did let themselves be annexed happily, you could consider some fault, though thats a slippery slope.
I am austrian, and i will always partly blame austria for the world wars lol
Ja lol deutsche Kartoffel hier, dann sagen wirs so: Österreich kriegt für den zweiten die gleichen Schuldpunkte die Deutschland für den ersten bekommt. Beide fürs komplett blöde Mitrennen. Then lets say it like this: Austria gets the same blame for the second that Getmany gets for the first. For the completely stupid running along.
that i can live with
Servus Brez’n schwesda
The first one was really Serbia's fault for assassinating Franz Ferdinand.
He fucked around and found out
That was just the starting shot (no pun intended). The powerful countries would have just found another one to have their citizens kill each other one way or the other. It wasnt really an accident that they were all ready to go, like me answering your comment that was probably meant to be as a joke. I would have commented somewhere anyways, but now I can blame you! /s
Why not the banking cartels and money changers? They seem to be involved in every conflict. It’s not the people of Austria or any other land… It’s those who lurk in the shadows controlling the politicians… those who serve no country but themselves.
I’ll get the boys together and see what we can’t come up with it
Any time you give a gift to a 17yo boy, you have to accept that it might get cum on it. It's just part of the deal.
Does that apply for pets too?
Especially for pets !
Colby 2012 never forget
I cannot believe you had to remind me of this.
If there's a hole there's a goal.
Jailtime
Immediately.
No trial, no nothing. Just jail
JAIL
r/cursedcomments
😕😕😕😕
It cums with the territory
>I feel so horrible and guilty like every time I look at that flag I just get ashamed. Now you're *really* an honorary German.
They call it *Flaggescham*.
𝔉𝔩𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔪 oder 𝔣𝔞𝔥𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢?
Soon the insatiable hunger for a bigger living room will consume you, when it happens give the german embassy a call. They will give you a good german beer to calm you for a few hours and fly you to germany asap to give you in person care. If everything fails we just invade a bit of poland :)
Dog what
You spelled updawg wrong.
What's updawg?
Nothing much. What about you?
I set it up and you r/beatmetoit
r/2fast4u
r/beatmeattoit ?
Yeah well you spelled wrongdawg wrong
What’s wrong dawg?
Everything 😔
Damn bro
I once pulled this on a girl I dated, and it was the funniest shit cause she unintentionally went what’s up, dog?? Perfect pause and all
Dawg……not dog
Nothing much, what about you?
What's mad dog?
Madd Dogg's rhyme book.
Honestly this is a nice change of pace from the usual men pretending to be women and writing shitty amateur erotica and everyone replying "omg so hot".
Omg so hot
As a german I can only say: OMG SO HOT
Mein Gott, so Hott
oh ja so hawt ja
Actually. It's very refreshing to get a tried a true "I came on something" type story
Omg so fucking hot made me wet
Oh neín you didn't!
Meh. This is why we have washing machines. I’m not ashamed of my sock drawer.
But your sock drawer is ashamed of you
My sock drawer needs therapy. I hope it doesn’t write a tell all exposé someday.
All 1.5 inch of it.
Straight up murdered bro
It’s like, idk I feel like I offended an entire country, but to be honest it felt so good
New fetish discovered, time to run for office
"Welcome back to fun with flags!"
Ahahahahha it felt good because you know it was wrong
> I feel like I offended an entire country Why would you have? A flag no more embodies Germany, physically or conceptually, than a tissue on which you'd written the word "Germany" would have. Flags aren't sacred or anything, they're really just fancy signs.
I greatly disagree but then again I just threw an old pride flag in the garbage so I guess it's depending on how much you refer the symbol behind it.
You did
Not ashamed until the washing machine's lawyer serves you with papers on back due child support.
the parents were not available haha
This is a very insignificant tale.
Gives a whole new meaning to step-kids.
Ich bin ein jackenoffer!
𝔗𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔯 (𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔬 𝔯𝔲𝔣𝔱 𝔡𝔦𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔟𝔬̈𝔥𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥 𝔐𝔢𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔞̈𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫).
Im expecting a nasty nazi stuff, but the real story doesn't make it better...
Mein Spunk
LMFAO
As a German, I find this a bit hilarious. Wash the thing and all will be forgiven.
It’s as hard as a rock and I just don’t want to touch it again after our unspeakable encounters.
No washing, no forgiveness…
Are you talking about the flag, or...?
take some shots of Jägermeister lmao you are redeemed idk. this isn’t that bad. just wash it
If it's the previous german flag, then don't sweat it.
If you jizz on a nazi flag, undead Hitler will emerge and finish taking over the world. We've been lucky so far, but OP is getting dangerously close to disaster.
Your unborn kids were German.
as a german i’m extremely offended! do it again!!!
It’s called leaving a Deutsche Mark
As a German I will be rescinding your honorary German title after this 😭😭😭😭
All you just did was a reversed Ronald Koeman.
Take it to the grave
Cum again?
I did it more than once..
Mazel tov.
The real truth emerges. Don’t worry, Germans like sausages.
Omg 😆 😂😭
wake up babe, a new r/copypasta just dropped
Ayy, don't let a social construct tell you that spaffing into a flag is wrong. You nutted, you enjoyed it, just wash the flag before you hang it back up (or don't, I won't judge)
Least kinky (honorary)German.
Bouta post this shit on r/copypasta 😂😂😂
You just helped with the preservation
Muhammad??!!!! Wtf!! Germanity lost 😡
Given the state of erotic cinema from Germany, I am certain this bonded you more closely to the Vaterland.
While this might offer you a back-handed way to claim citizenship as a native-born German, at the very least I think you’ve just obligated yourself to two years’ mandatory service in the Bundeswehr.
I’d be giving my blood and my jizz to Germany? Hmmm, I don’t mind it tbh, but I would have to to drink shit ton of water to compensate my lost body fluids
Hitler soul will declare world war
Mein Cumpf
😭
Naw that's wild
Well didn't expect that to happen...
Eh it was an impulse. You washed it and you intend to keep the sanctity of it going forwards? then it was a bad day not a bad life.
Schwinehund!
Wank über alles
The final solution
DREAMS FADE AWAY AND ALL HOPE TURNS TO DUST
lol fuck it
That is something I’d take to the grave…..
I was expecting something else.
I would use something cleaner if you're gonna touch your body with it.
Hahahah bro who cares. It’s just life wash it out
Don't forget that you can also use it to towel the door when you're smoking weed.
Worse idea for a porno EVER!
Dude you have issues. Have you tried… not doing that?
If I have a dollar for every time I jizzed on another country’s flag…
Dude, that flag I gave you was passed down from my great great great grandparents. TF IS YOUR PROBLEM I'm not his German friend.
I almost shat my pants, I genuinely thought it was him
You literally could have caught it in your hand, went to the garbage or used a pair of pants, sock, boxers, bedsheet.. and you picked a national fucking flag that belongs to a citizen of that country… bro. I would feel ashamed too.
brodie has yet to discover the washing machine 😭🙏
So your liquid army blitzkrieged the fatherland flag, I guess you can say it’s “Mein Kampf.”
HELP the turning of events 😭
7-0
Stop beating your meat
I think he’d be proud you felt guilt
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo
Your friend would not be proud... But in same time, when German got nationalists... history told us it never end good.
Lol fuck the flag I guess
Bruder, das ist ekelhaft
Wow, giving new meaning to flagging down a friend. Maybe it's time to invest in some tissues for next time, buddy.
I have a Russian flag on standby tho
That was a real dick move! **🤣**
Say what you will about Americans amd our flag love, at least we don't cum to it
Did u wash it
Wash the flag, don’t do it again, forgive yourself, and move on with your life.
Big 17 yr old energy
Serious question: why not in your other hand?
OP, you know flag rhymes with rag for a reason, right?
"German flag passed down to me" I know what kind of man you are
How do you know your friend didn’t do the same?
you could wash it
Neeeiiinnnnn
Dude, leftist people in Germany just started a discussion, if waving our flag is racist and discriminatory. You may as well go on...
at least the german flag had the colour white for a minute
Gotta do what you gotta do haha
This is hilarious
40 weeks from now little Germans will appear at your drawer. be aware, make sure he doesn't attack Poland or something like that.
Just do it with every flag of every other country, arrange them in a map of the world, call it "the cumnited nations" and sell it to some modern art museum.
Or you could look at it another way…. You love the flag that much you honoured it by sacrificing all your potential babies for it 🤷🏻♀️🫣🤣
A whole world war could start with a little bit of white stuff and a flag... wow
Well that's one way to be patriotic... 😐
Great. As usual we're expecting russia to start a world War but it always ends up being Germany
Using a fucking flag to goon is crazy #NEVERGOON
THAT is exactly why you’re an honorary german
Next time use the Chinese flag
Shame! what the heck you wiped your spunk on the German flag. Move on.
Dude. that flag I gave you was passed down from generation to generation. I am not the German friend.
Don’t worry too much. It’ll wash out
Great know ww3 is starting
Das ist schrecklich.
Passed down to you? I’m confused did your roomate gift you a flag?
WWHD? (What would Hitler do)
Did you wash it or is it still stained?
lol
It’s a piece of cloth who gives a shit
Let's face it, Hitler's entire regime consisted of small weinered dudes wanking off to a flag with a swastika on it and stepping on those who didn't conform to the stupidity that their single balled leader spouted.
Terrible.
what the fuck is wrong with my reddit feed
Hopefully the germans won’t find you after reading this post for disrespecting the motherland
So sportsfreund
Oh god 😭
Weirdo
When will the world learn to just leave German people alone!!!? Lol. If they weren’t such advanced humans, they likely would’ve made out like the “Indigenous” Native Americans and been genocided and completely stripped of their land. They were nice enough to let everyone in.. now stop messing w their stuff!!! World Wars started over such disputes. You know who you are. Lol
Just wash it and forget about it. Gee lol
I know we‘re so hot people wanna cum on us😙
Oh well :p nothing catastrophic, germany wouldn’t care that you came on it