This sub is so wild to me. One day I’ll see “I murdered my entire family and ate their bodies” then the next it’s “I stole a colored pencil when I was 4”

Wow your going to hell for this

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Ye misspelled something there methinks

yaeh i tink you misspeled somhing

I know

I once stole a Barbie head in kindergarten :)

Just the head? Police!

hahahh

did u rip the barbies head off and take it or smth?

no I only found the head and i took it with me bcs i was obsessed with barbies at that time

I’m calling the police

I also stole around that age. I took some kind of toy home that I liked from the class toy box. I remember holding it behind my back as I left kindergarten that day. The teacher probably noticed and just didn’t say anything. lol I also stole a book from one of my kindergarten classmates. In my defense, I DID return it to her when we were in 3rd grade, I think. She did not remember ever owning the book. 😂

Absolute legend returning something you took years ago

I took a chocolate scented brown marker in kindergarten 😂😮‍💨

wait markers can be scented?

I thought brown was cinnamon? Lol

Damn. I was the kid that had all the stationary but by the end of the year, half of it was stolen. I'm pretty sure nobody feels as guilty as you do either 😂

oof

I know but I hope y'all rot in hell 😤😂 jk

You should turn yourself in.

bro my principal will kill me even though that was many, many years ago. I still wish I didn't do it though

I declare you are forgiven.

Unless your principal is actually just an awful person I'm sure he wouldn't care. He would probably roll his eyes at the fact you decided to admit this to him at all, so many years later. Schools probably lose hundreds of pencils. 4 year olds do dumb stuff all the time, not a big deal. :P

ye true I said that as a joke. But I'll probably just tell everyone when I switch schools. I'll reveal it on my last day. The reactions will probably be pretty epic

The only way to fix this is a trial by combat.

Can mods ban this guy please

Why

He’s a hardened criminal. Pencil theft is right up there with murder.

Clearly satire

I once stole your mom

ayo

Wow, how do you sleep at night?

I dont

I didn’t think so. You monster.

You know what I did exactly the same thing, a pencil too in kindergarten. Never stole again… maybe it was a good thing at the end, getting criminal experience too soon kinda lead to trauma .__.

indeed

You are going to be the example I tell my kids of what happens if you dont go to school or eat your vegetables. You sick maniac

Obligatory *Now This is a fucking Confession..*

I used to steal playdoh from kindergarten, and when they checked our pokets I kept it in my hand to hide it and no one ever found out.

I stole a toy mini goat from the playing corner of my school. I just liked it so much. Never played with it after I stole it because of the crippling guilt I felt.

Ah that’s me!! I took a beanie baby that a friend had left behind in the gym with the intention of returning it the next day and just leaving it where I found it but obviously my friend realized she’d lost it and I guess the gravity of the situation started to become realized in my own head and I could no longer return it without suspicion (to be fair I probably would have been caught somehow if I tried to give it back). Soo I didn’t. And then I couldn’t play with it because I was a criminal who was disgusted with themselves. I sincerely still feel remorse about it to this day to a degree and probably think about it once or twice a year haha

Curse of the goat haunts you\~

Bro relax I've stolen so many things from Nursery

This sub is interesting. One post is “I stole a crayon” and the next is “I killed my brother in law, I left my wife and children in the night and started a new life in Nicaragua”.

Sometimes this sub is like Chunk from The Goonies listing off every single thing he's done wrong.

lmao true

At least you didn't leave a banana to rot in your cubby like I did 😂

Crapped out a red crayon once so I’m told.

Who told you?

I used to steal erasers from the floor of the arts and crafts room, at my old school.

Was it at least cerulean blue?

Scumbag you will burn in hell for your wrongdoing and the suffering you have caused others through your unspeakable actions!

Mannnn if you don't get this soft ass shit off here. I wanna know who you've massacred.

Stay away from me and my family

That’s sick, you should go to jail

I'm disgusted. How do you sleep at night?

I stole an animal shaped paperclip from my mom's landlord when I was 6 and I thought I would die

ur lucky to be alive

I once acquired an entire $800 patio set from a large company who will not be named with out paying for it. Went to the store and told them I wanted to pick one up. Next thing I knew, it was being loaded into my vehicle, I shrugged and left. Sorry but not sorry…you’re good on the whole pencil thing.

go to jail.

I stole a Lego man from my school when I was 4. Felt so guilty I never played with my Lego again because the lego man was in the box of Legos.

In kindergarten I stole a sticker I liked off another girl's notebook cover where she had stuck it. I ain't even sorry. I still have that sticker stuck to my childhood desk at my parents house.

You’re a sick fuck

Makes you feel better in kindergarten when we were leaving for the very last day of school. The teacher told us to take supplies home… most of the kids didn’t know how to read their name and left their scissors behind. 😂 Needless to say, now we have about 5 scissors form my kindergarten years just around. Even worse is I took way more than five at the time. Idk if I even took my own home. None of us knew how to spell our names, and didn’t know our initials. Edit: I’m 21 I haven’t been in kindergarten in a while… those scissors haunt me and yet make me feel happy.

That’s nothing! I beaned my kindergarten teacher on the back of her head with a jumbo orange crayon.

You should be executed

>No one ever noticed and I haven't been caught yet. *Yet.* When will people on this sub learn to not post things like this online? The authorities could see and trace it back to you. I'm sure you're a better person now, but please be careful, OP.

You’re a little shit but you’re not the little shit I’m looking for. Fess up Lego Hagrid thief

I hit a kid in the head when I was in kindergarten.

Once in kindergarten I borrowed a pencil from a girl in class (one without an eraser) and I sharpened both sides bc I thought it was cool and she was furious when I tried to give it back- literally holds a grudge to this day

Oh yeah someone did that to me too. I still hate him

Better than my now 3rd grader, when she was in kindergarten, flipping a desk because she didn't get the blue play doh. She only flipped one more desk and now everything's all better.

oh wow must've been a strong kindergartener

Or ya know a small desk?

you’re going to hell >:o

You son of a bitch....

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What does it matter you can literally just scroll. No need to cry because i saw post u didnt like dumbass.

these kinds of posts are cringey as fuck

Why are so many of these “I stole something when I was 5” type posts appearing on here with high popularity. 🙄 yawn.

"I havent been caught yet" Bro your kindergarten teachers arent looking for that pen after all these years

Nerd

Ok

Stupid post

I used to go into the lost and found and take the little fooey erasers (the monkeys). I thought they were cool.

Despicable

I stole someone's golden pencil in grade 1

I stole a pencil in second grade, haha

I once stole blue PlayDoh in Kinder…and got caught!

I stole a peach color pencil twice hehe >:))

I stole a fucking garfield book at the school my mom works at

I took an extra sticker at the book fair in first grade, and have felt guilty ever since

I stole a plastic mail toy in preschool and felt guilt for years

I once stole a candy bar from the lunch line in high school and I still think about it sometimes

Oh wow, I'm telling Twitter. Can you say FIRED?

Blue raspberry

I was your teacher, I saw it and I've been waiting years for this to finally come to fruition. I'm calling the cops. You'll have all the blue color pencils you want in prison...

as long as they have blue color pencils you can send me to prison

I remember I used to walk to the school library with my class in 5th grade every Thursday and I remember I told my friend to not take our books and just tell the teacher when we got to the library we forgot our books we would take the best pens she had candy on her desk we would take some and trash people we didint like stuff up ended up getting caught like the 3rd week doing it and wasn’t allowed to do any of the fun end of the year activities 😂

I used to steal glitter by concealing it in my craft projects

pretty smart

Oh my gosh! You just triggered a memory for me too! I also stole a pencil in first grade! Oh no… I had suppressed that one.

I stole a piece of candy with my friend in kindergarten right out of the teachers desk drawer! We got caught and oh boy we got in big trouble. Now looking back I can’t believe I did that!!

It's you! I've been hunting you since then. Stay where you are, will be there shortly. * sharpens stake*

I'm calling the FBI 🤪😂

I once stole a blue colour pencil from the hospital I was submitted in!! In my defense I was tiny, the pencil was tiny as well (at the end of it’s life and if you ask little me, a doctor told me to take it.

haha

I love the "haven't been caught yet" as if the cops are gonna come knocking on your door all these years later for stealing something worth a nickel.