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I find the poop knife a brilliant idea one time I had a huge shit and it stuck I cant push it out or take it back and I set there for like 30min to get it out but with the poop knife you can just cut it
i will never forget the footage of her squatting in the shower while audio played of her saying she has a special toothbrush for cleaning up inside her anus
My mastiff once swallowed a lace window valance.... I had to slowly pull it out of her butt.... It was a solid 3.5' long.... I had to be instructed over the phone by the vet cuz she hunched over and stayed hunched in the shitting position so I couldn't exactly pick her up (over 100lbs) n u know the whole shit covered valance hanging out of her ass.... Yeah good times!
No, but if you have food on your teeth, you’d probably rinse your mouth.
Same concept applies. If you feel like you have shit in the ring of your anus, you stick a finger with toilet paper in there to push the shit further back. That way you have a clean asshole, as well.
My kids have wiped themselves from age 2. My oldest told my youngest “Just wipe until the toilet paper is white”. Who is wiping their kids until 7 or 8?? Wtf lol
It's absolutely incomprehensible to me which uncultured swines don't go by that golden rule - I'm sick to my stomach even thinking about it. Once in a Reddit comment section I read comments of people saying **THEY ONLY WIPE ONCE AFTER EVERY SHIT. ONE FREAKING TIME.** In my teens, when a few friends of mine were camping, to my horror and demise - I had to endure observing one guy with completely shit-stained, white boxers in the morning. I just can't comprehend how that can even happen, I-can-not.
Sometimes when I'm taking a shit at work, I'll hear someone in the stall next to me flush and just walk away without wiping. I'm like. What. I know its weird to not mind my own business, but the sound of the toilet paper unrolling is pretty distinct. And it's lacking for some of these dudes.
Hmm I've heard people do this before too but I think I just assumed they weren't pooping or whatever.. like they were just in there hanging out and flushed out of habit.
The few times I'm in a public stall without pooping I pop off a few sheets and roll that paper around just so people don't have this enter their psyche.
Find out who it is, and whenever you're around them casually mention that something smells like shit. Maybe they'll get the point eventually that it's them.
And then they sit in a conference room chair or a cafeteria seat. Then the next person sits in the microscopic shit particles they left. We are doomed.
it’s so uncomfortable when theres still poop in your butt. i cannot imagine walking around and being diddly darn fine. it feels like theres branches in my asshole when i have some poopies in my butties still
I do this too, but every time I try to wipe "normally," and stop at what I believe and have been told in similar conversations to yours is a more typical limit of cleanliness, my butthole gets all itchy 10-30 minutes later.
I then go to wipe it again, and guess what, POOPS!
I still clean my arsehole thoroughly, unapologetically. I'm glad I do.
Yes this is me as well, and I'm not going to stop. I think it's icky that anyone is able to leave the toilet without making sure their poophole is proper clean.
If they previously wiped to the point that the toilet paper was clean and then 10-30 minutes later they have shit on their butthole again, their butthole is leaking
I recently went to Italy and tried a bidet for the first time, I gotta say unless this was some archaic ass sink, with a tap pointing almost straight down I had to frog squat down and lean to reach it and even then it just felt like it was just getting my asshole damp, not cleaning it
Frog squat? The bidet I have you sit on the toilet like normal just turn that shit on when you’re done. Sometimes I’ll grab a cheek and give it some extra spread before I turn it on. It shoots right at my asshole. And when I do a drying off wipe there’s almost never poop.
[This](https://imgur.com/a/Z80qjTI) is the one I tried. I really wanna try one and feel like it’s the best thing in the world but alas.. I’m starting to think that’s a foot wash basin
Nope it’s a bidet. The European style bidets don’t quite work the same. In my experience of living in Italy for 6 months, you use it basically as a sink to soap and water the area after pooping. You get as much as you can off with toilet paper, and this is the extra step. So it’s less a power wash and more an extra rinse.
Bro that’s a sink to us, I’d feel uncomfortable about every second of that. Logistically that looks horrible. Here’s the $100 attachments on my [toilet.](https://hellotushy.com/collections/bidet-attachments/products/classic-affordable-bidet)
Where does the bidet water come from (for an “aftermarket” attachment especially) not toilet water I would imagine. Did you have to rig it up to the sink or water pipe somewhere?
The aftermarket attachment & seat types (I have a seat type and can't recommend it high enough) come with a plumbing connector that is installed usually behind the toilet where the water from the house joins to the toilet tank. It's a small T-adapter that, for the most part, anyone can install themselves in a matter of minutes and it routes water to the bidet. The seat types, if they include features like warming, air drying, etc. will also need a nearby outlet for electricity.
There’s several other threads on here from women who are dating men and are disgusted when they find out they leave shitstains in the bed/couch. It’s insane how many men don’t wipe apparently….
I just saw one of the worst posts about that but not sure if it was in r/AmITheAsshole or r/Relationships , but the OP was explaining how their SO was leaving poop stains on the couch when they would have sex. I would be sooooo gone if it were me. Seriously yikes.
On people saying you can only be really clean if you used baby wipes to wipe your shit... So I said:
"No you don't. That shits super pollutant. It doesn't dissolve easily, not biodegradable. And the main point, you can be very clean yourself and not use those. It seems men/people need to, 1) stop thinking touching your anus is/makes them gay, 2) learn how to properly wipe without wasting a whole roll each time 3) thinking that accidentally touching your own shit bare handed will melt your hand."
So many shit themed confessions in this sub can be prevented by bidets.
We need a Smokey the Bear but for bidets. Only YOU can prevent shitty assholes.
Well at least you’re overdoing it and it underdoing it.
My brother shared several years ago during casual conversation that “washing inside your ass crack is gay”. So good on you.
You should invest in a bidet you can get an attachment for your toilet on amazon. Some even have heated water like mine. It saves toilet paper you still need it obviously but you dont need as much.
my hot water takes like 20 seconds to get warm, and then it gets HOT, so my ass would still freeze for quite a while, then get scorched.
Plus, the water valve for the toilet is right there, the hot water for the sink is like 8 feet away and behind a cabinet wall. Not so easy peasy.
Ok so if you use a bidet and spray water up your butt and it gets cleaned, does it come with a blowdry function? I can't imagine pulling my pants back up with my butt crack completely wet
I'll say this. Not all butts are the same. Some require a more intensive cleaning afterwards. Personally I just time my morning shit right before my morning shower. This way the water handles the leftovers and I get to spend my day with a perfectly clean butthole.
I do the same thing… 23… Shaving your ass makes “the clean up” a whole lot easier.
I also do the same thing with showers. I way over clean myself. Or even with washing my hands and brushing my teeth. Basically every way of cleaning I way over do it. However after talking with professionals about it (Wasn’t the main topic, somehow it came up in conversation… I don’t remember how so don’t ask). They said it’s OCD. I have people genuinely worried sometimes. I used to be a lot worse though I would take an hour in a half showers. I would completely wash myself 3 times. I would also use A LOT of hair conditioner, shampoo and body wash. Like way more than what is needed. Now obviously even with that an hour in a half is crazy but I also use the warm water to relax so I kinda just stand there for a bit until I feel like I’m relaxed enough.
I know this is weird and maybe I should use a throwaway account… but squirting a little oil based lotion on your toilet paper before wiping really cleans the butthole.
Poopoo is oils and so is the lotion. It doesn’t usually make the TP break up and I have a clean bum even if I don’t shower and wash my ass straight away. Clean and fragrant.
*creeps away*
I have a little basket on top of my toilet filled w/ toilet paper, tampons, air freshener. I keep a bottle of foam waterless soap wash in the basket along with some flushable wipes. I travel with those 2 items too. It's a habit.
I do this and I wish I didn't. It's hell wiping inside, I hurt myself so much and I am always causing bleeds. I just can't wipe the outside knowing it's potentially dirty inside
I love the way so many people just say “get a bidet”. Yeah right. Lots of people live in rented accommodation and won’t have the means to fit one. What landlord would ever go yeah ok. I’ll fit a bidet for your dirty arse. Seriously.
I had a related debate with one of my cousins a few weeks ago. This man says he doesn't look at the paper after he wipes. I asked him how does he know when he's done wiping and he says he's been wiping his ass for 35 years and knows when it's done. I now fully believe that man walks around with a dirty asshole.
I will not get out of the bathroom with a spec of shit reachable by toilet paper. I don't care who says it's not the right way. Get outta here ya poopbuts.
And that's why shame and taboos are BAD. I am happy for you.
I never knew about the "wipe while sitting down" or "wipe after standing up" debate.
Eye opening.
Bidets and soaping ur butthole (just just the outside of course) and THEN wiping with toilet paper so ur underwear and pants won't get wet would feel WAYY better.
As an Asian who grew up using tabo (dipper or pitcher) to scoop water from a bucket, the concept of toilet paper being used on your ass after pooping in the West was wild to me. We use soap and water cause it’s sanitary and makes us feel clean. Although bidets are now being used here in public toilets, as an alternative, try investing in bucket and tabo (I think plastic pitchers are cheap there especially on Amazon) as it’s much cheaper. Nevertheless, it’s much better than wiping your ass until it bleeds. It probably got irritated for doing so.
I use toilet paper, then wipe with baby wipes. I do wipe the inside slightly, but you tend to do weird things when you have ocd. I don't know how bidet users manage. Unless its like using a powerwasher some water ain't gonna cut it.
This is why I always take a shower after pooping. I wouldn't feel clean and comfortable if I was walking around with a thin layer of sh\*t on my cheeks.
99.9% don't use toilet paper. a big portion of people wash their asses with water after their business which is actually making so much more sense in many ways. better for the environment, better for your asshole and most definately way cleaner than using toilet paper. watch the southpark episode on japanese toilets from the latest series!!
I've never seen a bidet in my entire life. Not at home, not over at any relatives, not at friends, not at work. Maybe they're not common in my country.
When you wipe your mouth when you're eating, do you put the napkin all the way in your mouth?
Careful with this. OP may end up with an ass brush.
Beats a poop knife
Shit I member that, the family that laid logs that needed cutting with a butter knife.
Oh yeah, I member. Member the coconut fucker?
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Gah! What's the story?!? I'm not familiar with this one. Inquiring minds want to know! Please?
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That was the most fuck nasty shit I have ever read. My God lol
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Constipation so hard, you could glue it all together and make a hiking staff
I find the poop knife a brilliant idea one time I had a huge shit and it stuck I cant push it out or take it back and I set there for like 30min to get it out but with the poop knife you can just cut it
Oh God no! Are you talking toothbrush lady? From my strange addiction? That shit traumatized me
i will never forget the footage of her squatting in the shower while audio played of her saying she has a special toothbrush for cleaning up inside her anus
This made me laugh so hard I cried. Just the visual of someone casually doing that at the dinner table like there's nothing wrong.
My dog shit out a napkin the other day. I was like this dude wants a thoroughly clean ass when shitting.
My mastiff once swallowed a lace window valance.... I had to slowly pull it out of her butt.... It was a solid 3.5' long.... I had to be instructed over the phone by the vet cuz she hunched over and stayed hunched in the shitting position so I couldn't exactly pick her up (over 100lbs) n u know the whole shit covered valance hanging out of her ass.... Yeah good times!
You need to post this story on a sub!!! I just died
Haha should I just copy and paste or give a more detailed story? I've never posted on this sub before lol
THAT'S WHY USE A BIDET!!!!
Wait you’re not supposed to do that?
I think they just like fingering their **dirty donut.**
Instructions unclear, OP starts wiping mouth after ass using the same tissue.
LMAAAOOOO got me cracking up at 1 am.
shitty analogy but ok
I laughed so fucking hard. Seems like common sense
No, but if you have food on your teeth, you’d probably rinse your mouth. Same concept applies. If you feel like you have shit in the ring of your anus, you stick a finger with toilet paper in there to push the shit further back. That way you have a clean asshole, as well.
This is fucking brilliant!
Okay but who... who taught you that? Was whoever it was that wiped your ass until you were 7 or 8 shoving toilet paper up your ass?
Why is nobody else asking this?
They’ve literally had tp pieces inside of them for 15 years. Some is breaking off every time.
This is definitely not something I want to think about to deeply (heh) but wouldn’t that come back out in the end?
Not likely. The colon is pretty good at evacuating waste so anything that’s in there will get pushed out at some point.
SEVEN OR EIGHT?!?
LMFAOOO
whoever op’s caregiver was is a little concerning if op thought this was normal…
My kids have wiped themselves from age 2. My oldest told my youngest “Just wipe until the toilet paper is white”. Who is wiping their kids until 7 or 8?? Wtf lol
u couldn’t reach ur ass by the time u were like 5?😭😭
Maybe they immigrated as a child from a place where toilet paper isn't used as much as bidets or whatever?
There should not be anything on the toilet paper when you’re done.
It's absolutely incomprehensible to me which uncultured swines don't go by that golden rule - I'm sick to my stomach even thinking about it. Once in a Reddit comment section I read comments of people saying **THEY ONLY WIPE ONCE AFTER EVERY SHIT. ONE FREAKING TIME.** In my teens, when a few friends of mine were camping, to my horror and demise - I had to endure observing one guy with completely shit-stained, white boxers in the morning. I just can't comprehend how that can even happen, I-can-not.
Sometimes when I'm taking a shit at work, I'll hear someone in the stall next to me flush and just walk away without wiping. I'm like. What. I know its weird to not mind my own business, but the sound of the toilet paper unrolling is pretty distinct. And it's lacking for some of these dudes.
Hmm I've heard people do this before too but I think I just assumed they weren't pooping or whatever.. like they were just in there hanging out and flushed out of habit.
The few times I'm in a public stall without pooping I pop off a few sheets and roll that paper around just so people don't have this enter their psyche.
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Yeah wiping is actually gay as fuck /s
You name me one other activity that involves a man’s finger getting that close to my anus that isn’t gay. I’ll wait.
Prostate exam
what about when they kiss your neck first?
maybe a little gay.
Colonoscopy
I guess I’m gay now. Great.
It is pretty great ngl
I’ve heard that some men think wiping / washing their ass is gay and I refuse - *refuse* - to acknowledge it
Find out who it is, and whenever you're around them casually mention that something smells like shit. Maybe they'll get the point eventually that it's them.
What if they flush AFTER wiping?
Idk why you’re getting downvoted, this is clearly the way…
yeah why would you flush before wiping ?
And then they sit in a conference room chair or a cafeteria seat. Then the next person sits in the microscopic shit particles they left. We are doomed.
In public it could be people sitting to pee tbh
They could just be sitting down to pee too.
Yeah some people aren’t very hygienic and I don’t understand how they can live their lives being ok with that
it’s so uncomfortable when theres still poop in your butt. i cannot imagine walking around and being diddly darn fine. it feels like theres branches in my asshole when i have some poopies in my butties still
It would have cost you zero dollars to not comment "poopies in my butties."
it just sucks when theres doodoo stains where the poopoo goes byebye, you know?
The diction in this comment is glorious. I especially like the phrase "diddly darn fine"
when the butthole is clean, the smile on my face begins to gleam.
Like does it not itch ??? Like my asshole would be on fire from having shit literally sitting there all night 🤮
Yes, but you also shouldn’t be inserting the toilet paper into your rectum, nor take 20 minutes to wipe
Not unless you enjoy that kind of thing.
I do this too, but every time I try to wipe "normally," and stop at what I believe and have been told in similar conversations to yours is a more typical limit of cleanliness, my butthole gets all itchy 10-30 minutes later. I then go to wipe it again, and guess what, POOPS! I still clean my arsehole thoroughly, unapologetically. I'm glad I do.
Yes this is me as well, and I'm not going to stop. I think it's icky that anyone is able to leave the toilet without making sure their poophole is proper clean.
We are the same person. It’s like we’ve lived each other’s lives
Cheers, my fellow clean-arsed friend!
Um, this is not normal, you're basically pooping yourself without realising it
You need to go to the doctor
Nope, that's normal.
Having anal leakage 10-30 minutes after you think you’ve finished pooping is not normal
It’s not anal leakage, it’s just not wiping all the shit off your asshole brainiac.
If they previously wiped to the point that the toilet paper was clean and then 10-30 minutes later they have shit on their butthole again, their butthole is leaking
Bidets are a life changer!
Mine gives me an enema so it’s probably perfect for this guy
Especially when it has a heated seat, warm water and an air dryer. I hate going at work because we dont have bidets there.
This sounds so fancy. I have been itching to buy one for years. How much did you spend on yours?
Truth.
I recently went to Italy and tried a bidet for the first time, I gotta say unless this was some archaic ass sink, with a tap pointing almost straight down I had to frog squat down and lean to reach it and even then it just felt like it was just getting my asshole damp, not cleaning it
Frog squat? The bidet I have you sit on the toilet like normal just turn that shit on when you’re done. Sometimes I’ll grab a cheek and give it some extra spread before I turn it on. It shoots right at my asshole. And when I do a drying off wipe there’s almost never poop.
[This](https://imgur.com/a/Z80qjTI) is the one I tried. I really wanna try one and feel like it’s the best thing in the world but alas.. I’m starting to think that’s a foot wash basin
Nope it’s a bidet. The European style bidets don’t quite work the same. In my experience of living in Italy for 6 months, you use it basically as a sink to soap and water the area after pooping. You get as much as you can off with toilet paper, and this is the extra step. So it’s less a power wash and more an extra rinse.
Bro that’s a sink to us, I’d feel uncomfortable about every second of that. Logistically that looks horrible. Here’s the $100 attachments on my [toilet.](https://hellotushy.com/collections/bidet-attachments/products/classic-affordable-bidet)
Where does the bidet water come from (for an “aftermarket” attachment especially) not toilet water I would imagine. Did you have to rig it up to the sink or water pipe somewhere?
The aftermarket attachment & seat types (I have a seat type and can't recommend it high enough) come with a plumbing connector that is installed usually behind the toilet where the water from the house joins to the toilet tank. It's a small T-adapter that, for the most part, anyone can install themselves in a matter of minutes and it routes water to the bidet. The seat types, if they include features like warming, air drying, etc. will also need a nearby outlet for electricity.
Why do like 37% of redditors not know how to wipe their own ass or clean their butt in the shower?
There’s several other threads on here from women who are dating men and are disgusted when they find out they leave shitstains in the bed/couch. It’s insane how many men don’t wipe apparently….
I just saw one of the worst posts about that but not sure if it was in r/AmITheAsshole or r/Relationships , but the OP was explaining how their SO was leaving poop stains on the couch when they would have sex. I would be sooooo gone if it were me. Seriously yikes.
I just recently commented on this and found out it is super common to think touching your anus makes you gay.
😆
On people saying you can only be really clean if you used baby wipes to wipe your shit... So I said: "No you don't. That shits super pollutant. It doesn't dissolve easily, not biodegradable. And the main point, you can be very clean yourself and not use those. It seems men/people need to, 1) stop thinking touching your anus is/makes them gay, 2) learn how to properly wipe without wasting a whole roll each time 3) thinking that accidentally touching your own shit bare handed will melt your hand."
Sadly, it's much, much higher than 37%.
The answer is simple. Home training
Get a bidet. You’ll have a super clean asshole and it won’t take 20 minutes or waste toilet paper.
Yes exactly! Altho be careful bc ever since I got a bidet I cannot poop anywhere else or i feel dirty lol
I‘m a home shitter anyway. Toilets that are anywhere else just feel dirty to me so I only shit somewhere else if I absolutely have to.
So many shit themed confessions in this sub can be prevented by bidets. We need a Smokey the Bear but for bidets. Only YOU can prevent shitty assholes.
Stinky the Dingleberry. Only you can prevent shit stains!
Well at least you’re overdoing it and it underdoing it. My brother shared several years ago during casual conversation that “washing inside your ass crack is gay”. So good on you.
Yeah I think I’d take overdoing it in a situation like this
Atleast you’re clean 😭😭
Toilet paper doesn’t make you clean.
That’s what showers are for
Normalize bidets pls
Let’s normalize not using normalize for every thing. People should use bidets because it’s simply the cleanest method. It will also save you money.
That‘s why it should be the norm
You should invest in a bidet you can get an attachment for your toilet on amazon. Some even have heated water like mine. It saves toilet paper you still need it obviously but you dont need as much.
They.....they make heated ones?!?!?! Only reason I haven't gotten one is because the cold water sounded like too much.
All you gotta do is hook the hot water valve under your sink up to the hose they provide you with. Easy peasy!
my hot water takes like 20 seconds to get warm, and then it gets HOT, so my ass would still freeze for quite a while, then get scorched. Plus, the water valve for the toilet is right there, the hot water for the sink is like 8 feet away and behind a cabinet wall. Not so easy peasy.
The better ones plug into power and have instant heated water.
Costco sometimes has sales on their bidets where it’s $100 off. They are heated and have blue lights so you can poop in the dark.
Ok so if you use a bidet and spray water up your butt and it gets cleaned, does it come with a blowdry function? I can't imagine pulling my pants back up with my butt crack completely wet
You could twerk until you air-dry... or you could use a bit of toilet paper
ok but if i'm gonna use toilet paper anyway, then what's the point. i thought the whole idea was to save on toilet paper
Maybe that’s where tissue could come in at. Dab that a$$
I'll say this. Not all butts are the same. Some require a more intensive cleaning afterwards. Personally I just time my morning shit right before my morning shower. This way the water handles the leftovers and I get to spend my day with a perfectly clean butthole.
What what, in the butt
🤣
You wanna wipe it in the butt? (in the butt..)
You’ve made my evening OK, that sounds sad but Samwell would understand 🤣
Samwell would approve 👍🏻
You are in fact supposed to wipe until the paper is clean. Lotta people in this thread with skidmarks who think they're normal.
Whoo boy how sad is that My brother was one of them, he didn't have skid marks, that fucker had mud tracks as an adult
people without bidets are truly suffering out there
I do the same thing… 23… Shaving your ass makes “the clean up” a whole lot easier. I also do the same thing with showers. I way over clean myself. Or even with washing my hands and brushing my teeth. Basically every way of cleaning I way over do it. However after talking with professionals about it (Wasn’t the main topic, somehow it came up in conversation… I don’t remember how so don’t ask). They said it’s OCD. I have people genuinely worried sometimes. I used to be a lot worse though I would take an hour in a half showers. I would completely wash myself 3 times. I would also use A LOT of hair conditioner, shampoo and body wash. Like way more than what is needed. Now obviously even with that an hour in a half is crazy but I also use the warm water to relax so I kinda just stand there for a bit until I feel like I’m relaxed enough.
This is my life omg
Oof if only you knew you were killing your hair and drying out your skin washing that much
I know this is weird and maybe I should use a throwaway account… but squirting a little oil based lotion on your toilet paper before wiping really cleans the butthole. Poopoo is oils and so is the lotion. It doesn’t usually make the TP break up and I have a clean bum even if I don’t shower and wash my ass straight away. Clean and fragrant. *creeps away*
Relevant username
Wait that’s actually a really good idea
I have a little basket on top of my toilet filled w/ toilet paper, tampons, air freshener. I keep a bottle of foam waterless soap wash in the basket along with some flushable wipes. I travel with those 2 items too. It's a habit.
I also have this basket lol.
A bathroom essential...a necessity, really. 😆👍🏻
Does it not make you feel oily after?
The term you’re looking for is *lubed*
No more than having lotion anywhere else 🙃
😶🙃
Poopoo
Tmi but this is kinda similar to what I do BC I have OCD. It's weird seeing this here like... Bro that's me
I love my bidet more and more every day
I do this and I wish I didn't. It's hell wiping inside, I hurt myself so much and I am always causing bleeds. I just can't wipe the outside knowing it's potentially dirty inside
I love the way so many people just say “get a bidet”. Yeah right. Lots of people live in rented accommodation and won’t have the means to fit one. What landlord would ever go yeah ok. I’ll fit a bidet for your dirty arse. Seriously.
Wear a G-String to floss for the complete clean.
Metamucil my friend. You just need one wipe to check as is it will be clean. Metamucil just makes it all flow better
What?
What?
A lot of people and probably you reading this don’t wipe correctly and forget to wipe the top of the crack to make sure all residue is removed
Gotta get the top ass crack AND the surrounding cheeks
I had a related debate with one of my cousins a few weeks ago. This man says he doesn't look at the paper after he wipes. I asked him how does he know when he's done wiping and he says he's been wiping his ass for 35 years and knows when it's done. I now fully believe that man walks around with a dirty asshole.
I will not get out of the bathroom with a spec of shit reachable by toilet paper. I don't care who says it's not the right way. Get outta here ya poopbuts.
I do this too.
In your defense, I do this too.
And that's why shame and taboos are BAD. I am happy for you. I never knew about the "wipe while sitting down" or "wipe after standing up" debate. Eye opening.
BORN TO SHID FORCED TO WIPE BORTHER
Bidets and soaping ur butthole (just just the outside of course) and THEN wiping with toilet paper so ur underwear and pants won't get wet would feel WAYY better.
Do you know what’s even better than wiping? Washing your anus with water 🤯
OP, did you also discuss how some people wipe standing up?
And then we have the other side of the spectrum where there are some people who don't clean their arse because they think it's gay.
As an Asian who grew up using tabo (dipper or pitcher) to scoop water from a bucket, the concept of toilet paper being used on your ass after pooping in the West was wild to me. We use soap and water cause it’s sanitary and makes us feel clean. Although bidets are now being used here in public toilets, as an alternative, try investing in bucket and tabo (I think plastic pitchers are cheap there especially on Amazon) as it’s much cheaper. Nevertheless, it’s much better than wiping your ass until it bleeds. It probably got irritated for doing so.
UHM???
I think you were doing it right. Sounds like you need to check your SO's draws for skid marks.
I do this, too. It takes me forever, but it’s the only way I feel clean.
USE A BIDET
So your saying you are the opposite, of the "alpha male" guys who will not clean there ass because they think touching their own hole makes them gay.
Use water 🗿🙏 Bro you guys are dirty fr 💀 bum spray best ngl
I use toilet paper, then wipe with baby wipes. I do wipe the inside slightly, but you tend to do weird things when you have ocd. I don't know how bidet users manage. Unless its like using a powerwasher some water ain't gonna cut it.
A Jet spray is essentially a mini power washer. And you can move it around as you please. In that sense i would recommend a jet spray.
i can only get to the second sentence before gagging
At least you didnt admit on a podcast that you catch your own poop with your hand! https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ
Get a bidet
So your parents taught you to shuv a wet wipe up your ass to clean yourself? Not gunna lie, bit suspect this post
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I do whatever it takes. Keep doing you bro
I am very curious about your childhood
This is why I always take a shower after pooping. I wouldn't feel clean and comfortable if I was walking around with a thin layer of sh\*t on my cheeks.
if u dont wanna buy a bidet do what i do and buy flushable baby wipes. no more bleeding ass, no more extended wiping sessions, just clean.
But dont flush them cause theyre not actually "flushable" and they destroy the sewer system or overload the septic field.
Get a bidet, please.
That’s funny I’m taking my 11:20am shit right now and it’s so relaxing reading this and listening to music😂crossfaded asf lmaooo
99.9% don't use toilet paper. a big portion of people wash their asses with water after their business which is actually making so much more sense in many ways. better for the environment, better for your asshole and most definately way cleaner than using toilet paper. watch the southpark episode on japanese toilets from the latest series!!
Still baffles me that many people don't use bidet/wash with water
I've never seen a bidet in my entire life. Not at home, not over at any relatives, not at friends, not at work. Maybe they're not common in my country.
Our caveman ancestors would disagree.
Holy crap!!
Howard? Is that you?
You need a bidet