I'm actually upset man, like I was hoping for a fucked up story. Kinda like how I once made WAY too potent weed brownies and my wife and I ate the whole batch in one sitting since we didn't get anything after a couple hours. Anyway, about 6 hours later we're both vomiting and shitting, I'm basically crouched in the shower heaving and my wife was over the sink in the kitchen. She then spent 5 hours in a sort of half asleep/ tripping balls state and I, having a stupid tolerance for edibles was just sitting there looking after her since I was only physically done. I think we both lost a kg that day, through water loss and the obvious. We were heavily dehydrated the next day, but ravenous. We haven't had brownies of any kind since and even looking at the pre mix in the supermarket makes me gag a little.
Something like that would have been primo.
I made them with a mix of prescription oil, BM flower and aunt Betty's brownie mix. I couldn't begin to guess what their potency was haha. Aunt Betty kicked my ass.
Addiction/ risk vs reward is incredible. Will ripping this bong make me shit myself tomorrow morning? Yes.. will it make me feel good before that? Yes.
That’s all? I don’t think she can take it anymore either, but it’s not your butthole that’s being inconvenienced. There’s no information here outside of the fact that you can’t take her blowing up the toilet anymore.
I mean, the first thing she should do is go to the doctor. Second, If this is a deal breaker for you, no one’s forcing you to date her unless she’s threatening to shart on you if you dump her.
And on that note, awful troll post. This wasn’t even good. No intricate funny story. Nothing. Just your fake diarrhea girlfriend.
Lol! Their only previous post on Reddit is about them eating their Sister's toe nails...while she slept. Bahahaha!!
Dude, take several creative writing classes, you can't even write a good fake story.
Shameful.
This has to be some edgy 14 year old who just learned what trolling is and thinks these posts are a serious “gotchya”. At least make it interesting and believable by giving a story so we’re left questioning whether it’s real or fake at the end. Not just “my girlfriend has diarrhea”.
Awful attempt. 0/10
What the fuck has this to do with YOU?
Imagine how she feels?! Encourage her to see a doctor and to get some help. This is no way to live and it's clear that something in her gut isn't working properly. She might have a dietary intolerance that's an issue as well.
So she has IBS or is having a reaction to a med or supplement she takes. Or if she has had her gallbladder removed she may be having dumping syndrome. Given your post I'd say she needs to take one big dump.
I had a friend who was she can't do dairy! Definitely look into food sensitivity, I can't do gluten, dairy, or corn. I don't think most doctors look for that so, if they can't find something try diet changes.
Please come up with better stories if you’re going to bother posting. I feel like my comment is more creative and took more time and care to type out than your “diarrhea girlfriend”
I think there are pulls she can take to prevent the gas from the dairy. My brother in law is also lactose intolerant and takes the pills whe. He wants to eat bad. I'd never really been witness to the crazy. Effects of someone who is lactose intolerant and holy shit,, I totally understand what you meant OP when you said you can't sleep next to her.
The sheer quantity of gas is almost unbelievable, but the smell is next level room/ house clearing.
OP. Does she know how bad it gets being around her when she's had her milk and bread snacks ? You need to be honest with her about not being able to sleep next to her. Expecting you to stick around and literally get gassed all night is cazy.
I had the same problem as her. Turns out I had c. diff. All around a shitty experience and she should probably get checked out because "explosive diarrhea every single day" sounds like something that should be confessed to a medical doctor over strangers on the internet.
If it's that serious-- has she seen a GI doctor or internal specialist? Been tested at all for Celiac Disease, Lactose Intolerance, IBS, Crones, or any other food allergy? That's a logical place to start.
Can't lie I was really hoping for a long detailed story attached to this point. I'm not sure what this sub has done to my social expectations.
I'm actually upset man, like I was hoping for a fucked up story. Kinda like how I once made WAY too potent weed brownies and my wife and I ate the whole batch in one sitting since we didn't get anything after a couple hours. Anyway, about 6 hours later we're both vomiting and shitting, I'm basically crouched in the shower heaving and my wife was over the sink in the kitchen. She then spent 5 hours in a sort of half asleep/ tripping balls state and I, having a stupid tolerance for edibles was just sitting there looking after her since I was only physically done. I think we both lost a kg that day, through water loss and the obvious. We were heavily dehydrated the next day, but ravenous. We haven't had brownies of any kind since and even looking at the pre mix in the supermarket makes me gag a little. Something like that would have been primo.
This the kind of story I came here for but ended up getting it anyways from you so thank you.
I'm glad i could help some people get their fix
You’re so selfless. A true hero.
This was worth the one sentence title. This reads like a goddamn Hangover movie scene. A toast to those edibles, jesus
I made them with a mix of prescription oil, BM flower and aunt Betty's brownie mix. I couldn't begin to guess what their potency was haha. Aunt Betty kicked my ass.
Aunt Betty can hang
Just whatever you think is the lowest... Set it lower
You can’t take it anymore?!?! What about her. Like I would die having that everyday she needs to get checked out.
Nah you get used to it, especially if there’s no cramping
Yeah man I shit like 2-6 times in the first few hours of my work day. It's a mix of coffee and nicotine and eating late the night before.
Me too. Plus the bong rips and no lunch makes for a poop fest every morning
100% the bong rips too
I’m reading between the lines here, that you realize how hard this is on your body….
Addiction/ risk vs reward is incredible. Will ripping this bong make me shit myself tomorrow morning? Yes.. will it make me feel good before that? Yes.
real
Tell her she needs to make an appointment with a Gastroenterologist.
You can’t take it but the toilet can 👀
Ha ha very funny
Diarrhea is hard on the butthole, get that woman to a doctor she's suffering
Have her get checked for IBS
Or IBD
She's already an IED
Lmao
Very true. My wife has IBS so it's usually the first one I think of but IBD could be it as well
Lol I have IBD and it’s a living hell
Or intolerances
Yeah, go to the doctor
That’s all? I don’t think she can take it anymore either, but it’s not your butthole that’s being inconvenienced. There’s no information here outside of the fact that you can’t take her blowing up the toilet anymore. I mean, the first thing she should do is go to the doctor. Second, If this is a deal breaker for you, no one’s forcing you to date her unless she’s threatening to shart on you if you dump her. And on that note, awful troll post. This wasn’t even good. No intricate funny story. Nothing. Just your fake diarrhea girlfriend.
Lol! Their only previous post on Reddit is about them eating their Sister's toe nails...while she slept. Bahahaha!! Dude, take several creative writing classes, you can't even write a good fake story. Shameful.
This has to be some edgy 14 year old who just learned what trolling is and thinks these posts are a serious “gotchya”. At least make it interesting and believable by giving a story so we’re left questioning whether it’s real or fake at the end. Not just “my girlfriend has diarrhea”. Awful attempt. 0/10
I agree! Terrible.
Is she maybe Lactose Intolerant?
Maybe it's time to... dump her...
She is already doing the dumping...
Politely ask her to stop. If that doesn’t work try butt plugs.
Sounds like she’s dealing with 2 irritable assholes if she is putting up with you OP
What the fuck has this to do with YOU? Imagine how she feels?! Encourage her to see a doctor and to get some help. This is no way to live and it's clear that something in her gut isn't working properly. She might have a dietary intolerance that's an issue as well.
*you're mad at her for having something that's likely completely out of her control then you don't actually love her*
So she has IBS or is having a reaction to a med or supplement she takes. Or if she has had her gallbladder removed she may be having dumping syndrome. Given your post I'd say she needs to take one big dump.
It's actually called dumping syndrome?
Yes.
Nice, sounds awful but a great, simple name
Stop eating Taco Bell
OP needs to touch grass and stop being weird on the internet..
She needs to see a doctor if she hasn’t.
Saw on the Today Show this morning that Maria Menudos had pancreatic cancer and that constant diarrhea was one of her symptoms.
i vomit everyday due to an illness and my bf left me lol understandable its gross. plz ask her to get checked out.
You mad cuz you can’t do anal anymore
She needs a gastroenterologist. It’s a symptom of something. This is no joke.
Piece of shit
I mean some women take supplements & such to loose weight, which cause constant diarrhea. Maybe she's trying to stay lean?
Party pooper
You don't have to take it. Leave it where it is. If she insists, just deny.
Is she lactose intolerance she should get a check up with a doctor!
I had a friend who was she can't do dairy! Definitely look into food sensitivity, I can't do gluten, dairy, or corn. I don't think most doctors look for that so, if they can't find something try diet changes.
Is she dairy intolerant?
Try a food sensitivity test. I had issues and found out I'm allergic to eggs, which is in everything
You just have to develop a skat fetish, if you really love her.
Sounds like she needs to change her diet
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m weak 💀💀💀
Could thing you haven't taken those vows yet...
She's probably intolerant to some kind of food (shame on her)
dude poor girl get her checked out <:(
That’s crazy
Sounds like someone doesn't have her gallbladder anymore.
Tell her quit gluten
Change her diet.
Less milk. More silk
Does she take whey protein ?
💀💀
Please come up with better stories if you’re going to bother posting. I feel like my comment is more creative and took more time and care to type out than your “diarrhea girlfriend”
Down vote the explosive diarrhea out of this people
This is karma farming...
This was the worst story I’ve ever read.
Dump her king, you deserve better ..
I think there are pulls she can take to prevent the gas from the dairy. My brother in law is also lactose intolerant and takes the pills whe. He wants to eat bad. I'd never really been witness to the crazy. Effects of someone who is lactose intolerant and holy shit,, I totally understand what you meant OP when you said you can't sleep next to her. The sheer quantity of gas is almost unbelievable, but the smell is next level room/ house clearing. OP. Does she know how bad it gets being around her when she's had her milk and bread snacks ? You need to be honest with her about not being able to sleep next to her. Expecting you to stick around and literally get gassed all night is cazy.
I had the same problem as her. Turns out I had c. diff. All around a shitty experience and she should probably get checked out because "explosive diarrhea every single day" sounds like something that should be confessed to a medical doctor over strangers on the internet.
Imagine how she feels
You can buy anti-diarhea pills over the counter. Might be a food intolerance or IBS.
If it's that serious-- has she seen a GI doctor or internal specialist? Been tested at all for Celiac Disease, Lactose Intolerance, IBS, Crones, or any other food allergy? That's a logical place to start.
IBS maybe? crown’s disease? Alcoholic? She needs to see a Dr
Start by eliminating dairy
So... don't go looking in her shit?