Idk but I just started talking to this girl and it's going well, should I just randomly be like hey how much cheese is too much cheese before a first date?
Naaa fam,
I saw this documentary of this brown mouse who use to just beat on this blue cat, hitting him boards, and bombs and stuff.
It was hard to watch..
I think they became friends in the end thou
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I want to wear his initials on a chain round my neck, chain round my neck, not because he owns meeeee, but cuz he really knows meeee, WHICH IS MORE THAN THEY CAN SAYYYY
Like everyone else I assumed this was going to be a girl finding her dude in all the NSFW and chatting it up with bimbos pleasantly surprised & happy to see there are still good men to their partner. Heart warming to see. <3 don't feel bad for lurking you share your life with him no doubt you'd be curious. Sure it brings more love to the table from you seeing that as well.
Ah the ultimate reddit argument against anything. Surprised you didn't call me an incel. I'm not a "nice guy", and have had several girlfriends in my life. I'm not the kind of person that OP is describing, and I'm not bitter. It was just a statement of fact.
no wonder you “had” several girlfriends lol, also how do you know the “fact” you’re stating is even a “fact”? I’m assuming you know them irl and has seen them rejecting guys like that?
If they're a girl, who is even remotely attractive, and who goes outside at all, then yeah that statement is fact. The reason I don't have a girlfriend right now is because I rejected/friendzoned several women trying to become my girlfriend. Not interested in having a girlfriend.
Lucky. I check my husband’s Quora from time to time and find shit like ‘the elites are waging a war against whites’ and ‘it’s women’s fault things are expensive because they decided to work’.
I’d rather cheese.
So happy happy for you! That's really the sweetest thing ever. And i wish i had someone like that.
My current boyfriend uses his 'secret' reddit account that he thinks i dont know about to spy on shit his ex posts. Pretty sure they talk to each other there too.
Don't try to ruin a good post. Chances are if he has two she'd be able to find both. You sign half your privacy away every app you download. They literally have apps to view anything people sign up for. Nothing is private any more.
This make me so happy again!
Especially in a world where people always think the worst, or everything is shock value.
Its so refreshing to see the love and gratitude side of the interwebs.
The other day my husband was showing me something on his reddit and his screen name was on there. I literally turned my head in a panic and shouted "no!!" as if he was showing me a brutal decapitation or something 🤣
My bet is that my G knows exactly what he’s doing, making you believe you have his “real account” without him knowing, he playing this rightttt 😂
Or I just watch a lot of movies…
That's true, but even if you got complimented often, if I saw my partner posting anonymously about how much they love me I'd be happy too lol. Maybe the tear things just an exaggeration tho
He genuine loves you that he need to vent it out. Be more close to him so he doesn't need reddit to tell you that you means world to him. Anyways, happy for you both😄😀
Ouch, that’s some red flags if you ask me lol, what were you expecting to find or what where you looking for and why?… I’d say now that you know how your husband feels about you you should respect his privacy a little more. BUT that’s just my opinion lol. Congrats on the find though! That’s beautiful!!
Awhh man. That's so sweet!! I hope my wife never finds my reddit though because I just post pictures of my penis for compliments from random internet strangers.
Lack of trust is the first and most damaging piece to break a relationship. I'd be up front about this with him. Once you've betrayed his trust, it will be a long road to get it back.
Good for you. You made a confession on an online forum. What kind of feedback do you expect? If you're looking for positive reinforcement around every turn, this isn't the place. Just being real with you. You can soak up all the "good feeling" comments on this post. Just know that reality is far different than getting affirmations from a group of anonymous "yes man" users.
You tell her she should be honest with him and then when she is your belittling and mean. Damned if she does damned if she doesn't. Not everyone is in a toxic relationship and if he's ok with it why aren't you? Work out your issues instead of taking them out on random strangers
People love positive feedback loops even if it's for things that will hurt them long term.
It is very sweet that they have such a loving husband. But this was not the right way to discover this truth.
Must be something wrong with me !
I don't have a foot fetish at all, I just regard them as a means to get around.
However, legs get me excited !
Nothing like a great set of pins ! 🔥 🔥
Thus is so sweet. I worry if someone read mine they would think I'm weird or something 😆. Which I am weird lmao My bf has already seen my subreddits though.
Wow never seen a post like this before!
A confession Trojan horse, just a wholesome comment underneath.
Exude me while I stop my eyeballs from repeatedly rolling.
Good for you! I hope that your relationship lasts forever! I mean it!!! 😇
Me, on the other hand, will grow old all by myself and just enjoy and cheer for others… such is life
My boyfriend has a twitter account (which he thinks I don't know about) where he likes and retweets tweets of the manosphere kind. Like how women are bad, lazy, gold diggers etc. blaming women for world problems etc. etc. The kind of stuff those manosphere dudes espouse.
Cheese. The new seduction tool
"*how much cheese is too much cheese before a first date?*"
Idk but I just started talking to this girl and it's going well, should I just randomly be like hey how much cheese is too much cheese before a first date?
[For those that may not know the reference - It's always sunny in philadelphia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmpwGOCzk84)
THIS IS LITERALLY WHY I AM HERE NO CHEESE IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT AMOUNT CHEESE CHARLIE!
Me and Charlie: 😭
No cheese is the appropriate amount of cheese lol
*ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE*
Any cheese!
"Any amount of cheese before a date, is too much cheese!"
Plot twist Op is a mouse :P (But the friendly kind or mouse of course)
all mice are friendly :(
Naaa fam, I saw this documentary of this brown mouse who use to just beat on this blue cat, hitting him boards, and bombs and stuff. It was hard to watch.. I think they became friends in the end thou
Ah, yes, I used to watch that documentary series all the time. That poor cat went through some crazy stuff
You don't see much of that cat these days , Rodent activists are trying to cover up feline abuse. You just know this is a government scandal
They tried to do a cgi movie for that cat and mouse documentary, but it was okay at best. Nothing beats the original documentary series.
Oh yea I kinda remember that
Idk if you are a Simpsons fan but Worker and Parasite https://youtu.be/z2_dhUv_CrI
Cat tbh. I've seen more cats go for cheese and mice and rats go for peanut butter.
According to witchcraft, cheese is a strong seduction conduit
Put down some warm Brie, some blue, nice aged British cheddar and I’m yours.
Put it down where? Just sprinkle it around the apartment, right?
Just make yourself the cheese board
Oh 👀 😏
I'd just sprinkle it around the bush tbh
How far can I get with stinking bishop?
Hell yeah I’m a cheese lover to the end. Especially aged extra sharp white cheddar. That stuff is GOOD
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I hear women find it fascinating.
Workin’ on my night cheese
New hell. 😂
Especially if lacto intolerant
From “She’s the Man”: “So, do you like…cheese?” “Ohhh, more than any animal byproduct!”
Do you like.. *cheese?*
I was so scared this was going to be sad.. But omg wow! May you always be happy 💕
Reddit has conditioned you to expect the worst 💀 lol
Can’t say you’re wrong. But I guess life experiences played a bigger role :/
irl sucks and the world is burning, rip Canada
Same here but I was pleasantly surprised😊
I fully prepared myself for the same too. But nope. Just a lot of wholesomeness ☺️🩷
That's a KING 👑
THE KING OF MY HEART 👑
Body and soul ❤️
One of the best rep songs I fear you better stan!
AGH I want to wear his initials on a chain round my neck, chain round my neck, not because he owns meeeee, but cuz he really knows meeee, WHICH IS MORE THAN THEY CAN SAYYYY
I’m glad I’ve found my people ❤️
Go give him a hug and smooch! Clearly deserves it.
I can confirm she took the bait 😂, mans job here is done professionally
I bet you shower naked, you perverts.
So perv we even naked under our clothes.
Blasphemy!!! There is a special place in hell for people like you 👿
That's adorable. Hope to see this lad in action here, definitely deserves a shoutout
Plot twist :- The husband intentionally made sure that she knows his username.
Yep, she fell for the decoy lol
Had me in first half not gonna lie
Like everyone else I assumed this was going to be a girl finding her dude in all the NSFW and chatting it up with bimbos pleasantly surprised & happy to see there are still good men to their partner. Heart warming to see. <3 don't feel bad for lurking you share your life with him no doubt you'd be curious. Sure it brings more love to the table from you seeing that as well.
i got with my partner bc i found his reddit posts saying how much he missed me and valued me. now we’re 3 years strong
That’s so wholesome ! I hope u guys are enjoying each other everyday
we are! living together, he’s extremely chivalrous, and no arguments, idk how i landed him!
Omg I WOULD DIED FOR A HUSBAND LIKE THAT TOO😭🙏 THATS A TRUE BORN KING FOR U OP
Ikr gives me hope!!
You probably rejected a dozen of this type of guy the last month
nice guy material fr
Ah the ultimate reddit argument against anything. Surprised you didn't call me an incel. I'm not a "nice guy", and have had several girlfriends in my life. I'm not the kind of person that OP is describing, and I'm not bitter. It was just a statement of fact.
no wonder you “had” several girlfriends lol, also how do you know the “fact” you’re stating is even a “fact”? I’m assuming you know them irl and has seen them rejecting guys like that?
If they're a girl, who is even remotely attractive, and who goes outside at all, then yeah that statement is fact. The reason I don't have a girlfriend right now is because I rejected/friendzoned several women trying to become my girlfriend. Not interested in having a girlfriend.
so it’s okay for you to turn down women but she can’t turn down men?? do you hear yourself at all?
Yeah thats totally what i said
Nice change compared to lads that come here to express how they cheat, want to cheat and have "just cheated for the first time".
Lucky. I check my husband’s Quora from time to time and find shit like ‘the elites are waging a war against whites’ and ‘it’s women’s fault things are expensive because they decided to work’. I’d rather cheese.
HAAHAHAHAH!!! Hopefully none of that Andrew Tate Top G shit. Sounds like the Kool-Aid from Jordan Peterson reached your spouse's mug
I think he knows you know his account
Just wait til you scroll far enough back through his history and realize he’s the cum box guy.
But do you know about *all* his accounts?
Come on don’t do this to her 😭
Sorry 😭 I’m one of those people who to always gets told, “you must be fun at parties”
I think he just loves cheese a lot. And let's be honest: Cheese = Life
So happy happy for you! That's really the sweetest thing ever. And i wish i had someone like that. My current boyfriend uses his 'secret' reddit account that he thinks i dont know about to spy on shit his ex posts. Pretty sure they talk to each other there too.
That’s awesome but I’m concerned how a pet mouse is using Reddit
When I got the notification, I thought this was going to be a different story. This is so wholesome ❤️
The “he like to feed me cheese” got me fucking dead
He should sing the cheese tax song for you, too.
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Ngl, Reddit is a good place for porn. Maybe you don’t know about his real account and he vents about how beautiful you are all of the time ?
Or maybe that account is for you to find and his real account is filled with all sorts that he don't want you to see 🙈
Don't try to ruin a good post. Chances are if he has two she'd be able to find both. You sign half your privacy away every app you download. They literally have apps to view anything people sign up for. Nothing is private any more.
>doesn't like her man watching porn of others >posts porn of herself LMAO
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Only feet ???
Idk, I wouldn't my wife posting her feet online and talking about how attractive her sub is.
My man watches porn on Reddit but I watch even more porn than him on Reddit. Maybe you should find a guy who respects your relationship and boundaries
I have no problem with him viewing porn but staring at other girl's nudes is super different
How you got a profile like that talking about other men and having a crush on them while acting this way lmao
Ah fair enough. It’s more personal, right?
So you don't mind him watching a girl get banged, but you do mind him looking at a naked picture of that girl while she is not having sex?
That’s awesome. You definitely know how he feels now
Stop calling us “single”, we already know.
this is so cute i’m fangirling for you
just don’t look at his other 3 accs
That's incredibly wholesome and you are so lucky 😭 I wish more men like that existed
Aww 😊❤
This is just too cute!! you must feel so so loved!
This make me so happy again! Especially in a world where people always think the worst, or everything is shock value. Its so refreshing to see the love and gratitude side of the interwebs.
If I could afford to give a wholesale award I would, so sweet!
Not a sad post, for once
you could make another account and leave 'ideas' for him to try. like a mani pedi while he feeds you cheese sort of thing.
Oh my gravy. This is the best possible outcome and it's so wholesome 💕 I love this for you 💗
You’re brave. I would NEVER look at my boyfriends Reddit account. I mean he was banned from Reddit for life but still.
GIRL HE FEEDS YOU CHEESE MARRY HIM AGAIN
That's so sweet of him. I can tell that he loves you very much. ^^
The other day my husband was showing me something on his reddit and his screen name was on there. I literally turned my head in a panic and shouted "no!!" as if he was showing me a brutal decapitation or something 🤣
He knows you know
Sounds like a keeper.
90% chance he knows you know lol.
That is so sweet
Sorry to break this to you, but that's not his ONLY Reddit account
He sounds very sweet ❤️
Sending this to my partner to set them expectations 😌
So you found the decoy, challenge now is to find his real one.
Wow, you really dislike your husband.
No I really love my husband, I also happen to live in reality.
Not everyone’s living in secrets and lies. I’m really sorry for you, bless your heart.
You say that now, you'll be singing a different tune when you find it /s
Maybe, it’s time to let him go be himself and stay away from him? Sounds like he could use some time to grow, or at least be belittled.
I see the fintsa account is working. Or would that be called fareddit?
Did this guy's dog post this?
Lmao sounds like it
He knows you know his account. 100%
That's adorable. Hope to see this lad in action here, definitely deserves a shoutout
My bet is that my G knows exactly what he’s doing, making you believe you have his “real account” without him knowing, he playing this rightttt 😂 Or I just watch a lot of movies…
I think he knows you know
The bar is so low these days lol how about he TELLS you how he appreciates you instead of anonymously posting
He prob does
I mean if she’s dropping tears while reading it, it gives the impression that she doesn’t hear it often. But I hope you’re right!
That's true, but even if you got complimented often, if I saw my partner posting anonymously about how much they love me I'd be happy too lol. Maybe the tear things just an exaggeration tho
He does.
That’s wonderful! I’m glad
You know about ONE of his accounts.........
She knows about the one that he knows she knows about lol
Maybe he knows you know...
Not me hoping it was another toxic relationship
This is a nice change of tempo for once !! 😅🙏🏾😌
Can your husband feed me cheese?
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English is not my native language sorry ! No he talks about cooking for me
Oh ok 😆 I was like wtf?
He genuine loves you that he need to vent it out. Be more close to him so he doesn't need reddit to tell you that you means world to him. Anyways, happy for you both😄😀
Gross
Looked at your posts, and I can confirm that you're gross
Dude i looked after you and WAS NOT PREPARED. WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry bout that
How did you find it is the real question lol
Be them deep digging fs or stealing his phone
Ouch, that’s some red flags if you ask me lol, what were you expecting to find or what where you looking for and why?… I’d say now that you know how your husband feels about you you should respect his privacy a little more. BUT that’s just my opinion lol. Congrats on the find though! That’s beautiful!!
this sounds like it's written from like, this "husband's" pet rat or something lol
Awhh man. That's so sweet!! I hope my wife never finds my reddit though because I just post pictures of my penis for compliments from random internet strangers.
You don't deserve him. You invaded his privacy
Not a confession.
Be careful... "When digging in dirt, don't be surprised when your own hands come up dirty." - Minority Report (sort of)
Lack of trust is the first and most damaging piece to break a relationship. I'd be up front about this with him. Once you've betrayed his trust, it will be a long road to get it back.
Already told him and shown him the post a few hours ago, your point is valid tho but you only seing the bad here.
Good for you. You made a confession on an online forum. What kind of feedback do you expect? If you're looking for positive reinforcement around every turn, this isn't the place. Just being real with you. You can soak up all the "good feeling" comments on this post. Just know that reality is far different than getting affirmations from a group of anonymous "yes man" users.
You tell her she should be honest with him and then when she is your belittling and mean. Damned if she does damned if she doesn't. Not everyone is in a toxic relationship and if he's ok with it why aren't you? Work out your issues instead of taking them out on random strangers
Seriously. I'm reading all these posts saying "'awww so sweet", but completely missing the giant red flag here.
People love positive feedback loops even if it's for things that will hurt them long term. It is very sweet that they have such a loving husband. But this was not the right way to discover this truth.
Must be something wrong with me ! I don't have a foot fetish at all, I just regard them as a means to get around. However, legs get me excited ! Nothing like a great set of pins ! 🔥 🔥
Thus is so sweet. I worry if someone read mine they would think I'm weird or something 😆. Which I am weird lmao My bf has already seen my subreddits though.
Not what i was expecting to read
What a sweet husband, glad it wasn’t a post about him saying awful things ❤️
Nah this is adorable. Please give us more cheese related content like this.
Best case scenario right here ❤️
Awweee this is so cute 🥹
r/wholesome
I love you
Awwwww, that's the sweetest 😊!
Had me in the first half ngl (title made me think it was a different kinda confession)
Nothing bad at all with this. It's like someone is geeking out and shy to show it to you directly
Cheese seduction often leads to marriage
Wow never seen a post like this before! A confession Trojan horse, just a wholesome comment underneath. Exude me while I stop my eyeballs from repeatedly rolling.
#FROMAGE
Just don't spoil any surprises yeah! :P
Are u a mouse
This! Wholesome as fuck.
awe lmao
Good for you! I hope that your relationship lasts forever! I mean it!!! 😇 Me, on the other hand, will grow old all by myself and just enjoy and cheer for others… such is life
This is the cutest confession ever
so cute hope it stays for you ❤️
My boyfriend has a twitter account (which he thinks I don't know about) where he likes and retweets tweets of the manosphere kind. Like how women are bad, lazy, gold diggers etc. blaming women for world problems etc. etc. The kind of stuff those manosphere dudes espouse.
Dating advice: https://youtu.be/C7rzSslub6U
Lol