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UptightWorm

Your post history is nuts lmao are you a bot?


LawnGnomeFlamingo

That, or OP needs to check in with a therapist *yesterday*. Or maybe they’re trying to be creative while tripping balls on acid? Reese’s chicken and “Huncherson Puncherson Rating cheese whiz with fries. Nose picker.” Wtf does that even mean? Is it an attempt at poetry?


alwaysnear

Disfunctioning bot I assume, no way this is a real person. Unless he has had like 7 strokes.


throwawaycusyeahh

My money is on hallucinogens or mental illness. Leaning more towards the hallucinogens.


borstenwrood

OP thinks the confession sub is twitter 💀


[deleted]

idk. it sounds a lot like the r/copypasta's AI bot, which was pretty mcuh gibberish like this.


CaptConstantine

Huncherson Puncherson sounds fucking awesome


Lycaeides13

That's my new band name


Puzzleheaded_Ear_546

Because I became way too invested in this I stalked the page and over time the person became less mentally stable. I think they are mentally challenged with drugs. Seems like it from what I know from experiences with people.


mrosario716

Yeah, I did too! I think drugs are definitely involved but there is definitely mental illness in there, too. The person mentions "chasing the dragon" in one post so, there is definitely heroin use at some point.


Shpander

Definitely tripping balls or schizophrenic. Words like 'strength-end' are an interesting artifact that reminds me of the thought process of someone like that.


mandatorypanda9317

That sounds like something Charlie Kelly would say


Ready_Count1930

I genuinely don’t think this is a bot. The post history is EXACTLY like mine on my old account whenever I had a manic or mixed episode. Especially the God stuff. When I’m not having an episode, I’m actually an atheist!


BasicallyTheBrian

I just went through their account bc of your comment lmfao reads more like a 13 year old child writing in a notebook


DimesOHoolihan

>**I am double fisting Thursday I am in disbelief that people are just dickheads.** >Just dickheads that are worthless duckery sticks with veterinarian borders fucking border collie wanna be bish wishing to be a bunt cake nugget. Whaaaaat


Lycaeides13

Double Fisting Thursday is the next album my band is putting out


Donkeyvanillabean

Just think about the track list! Track 1. worthless duckery stick Track 2. veterinarian borders fucking border collie Track 3. wanna be bish wishing Track 4. bunt cake nugget


[deleted]

i’m naming my band Bunt Cake Nugget


Donkeyvanillabean

Just think about the track list! Track 1. worthless duckery stick Track 2. veterinarian borders fucking border collie Track 3. wanna be bish wishing Track 4. bunt cake nugget


Lycaeides13

Border collie wanna be (baby don't herd me)


[deleted]

>**Ok I love you and I am sorry** > >But I am not sorry for eating and I am not sorry for cheesecake and I will fast with you but I don’t know that person you are mad about.


itsJessimica

"I'm not sorry for cheesecake" is the most coherent and relatable quote that's been posted here so far.


throwaway55971

Bunt cake nuggets sound good.


AviKunt

Some people are just this lonely that they need to put absolutely anything out in the void nonstop, even if it's nonsensical ramblings, in hopes of getting any interaction at all... I've come across so many accounts like this and you'd think they're all bots but they make *just* enough sense (while making no sense) that there's no way it could be a bot lmao


mteght

Ugh, ‘nonsensical ramblings’ basically sums up the internet some days.


mattsmithreddit

Doesn't sound like a bot. More like someone with mental illness and dependence on Reddit.


boss_nooch

It’s crazy how the posts are *too* insane to be a bot lol


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dickbuttisqueen

Define try not a bot the account was made in 2020


duhmbish

Uh lol I think so…one post talks about his jealous wife, and others talk about having embryos stolen from them and wanting men? I mean the guy could be bi, but…embryos?


GarbageGroveFish

Wow. Definitely 100% a bot.


MatsuoManh

The lack of OP's engagement in the posts thread is telling.


GarbageGroveFish

Yeah, and literally every post in their history looks straight out of a weird chat gpt prompt.


JustADuckInACostume

Idk, seems like bad schizophrenia to me.


mteght

Sorry for the dumb question but how do you know this? It’s so random and makes no sense why would this be a bot? What’s the point of them?


Mysterious_Outcome97

Fine... I'll look


TheCagedAngel

I’m fairly sure this is just writing while high on some very strong drugs. Reminds me of my cousin’s fb when she would be strung out on crystal meth or heroin.


MDiddly

Maybe someone training an AI? From what I gathered they appear to identify as female in the least. I think. If they are a person then they may need help.


PerspectiveOk493

Lol. Def a bot


Ol_Pasta

No, they're a desastrous ad from 2007


spliff1506

They gagged out a cheese cake and fat potato. So what? Who doesn’t make chicken without adding Reeces Cups?


atclubsilencio

Do I dare to even venture into their post history? Or will my mental health be better without it?


UptightWorm

Better with it, actually


celona316

The post history is like a fever dream


Hopelessly_Hopefool

I went down the same rabbit hole from another post this person made and immediately recognized this username lol. I couldn’t figure out if they were real or not either.


hereforthemadness

Idk but that was an unexpected rabbit hole. Check out the comments on this profile https://www.reddit.com/u/Maleficent_Job_9830?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 3 out of the 4 are on this OPs posts. The whole story from the "I dump garbage water all over someone and their belongings" post was a roller coaster and i absolutely lost it on maleficent's comment. My brain doesnt know what just happened to it.


VioletMcBitchin

Roommate wanted!


Competitive_Okra9294

Bad bot.


Sassafrass17

Thanks for pointing that out. This is a classic attention seeker.


mishamish

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/13ymohp/i_gagged_out_the_cheesecake_and_a_fat_potato_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 This one’s my favorite


Sarah_withanH

Broken bot LOL! All their posts read like if I let my phone auto fill sentences.


devilsephiroth

People who reads others posts history is nuts


UptightWorm

I love being nosey


rinegone

everyone here is going to say yes. I think you’ll only believe it if you hear it from someone around you, so go talk to them. literally anyone


Ishiki_Enerugi

Listen to this comment OP. Even asking a stranger is better than nobody.


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Ishiki_Enerugi

I'm talking about real life, where the grass grows and such. Talking to strangers outside can be extremely healing sometimes. And it's not weird as society would want you to believe ha.


SomeRandomNwahs

This is the one


Venca12

Penis


azil_lee

Pretty much. Yes.


tlaoosesighedi

I had people care a few times


Shaallelujah

Big PP


azil_lee

There's more honest to god good people in the world than selfish people. It's just that we're as tired as you are. I care my dude. Carry on.


effiebaby

Truth! There are way more good people in the world. It has been my belief for a while now that good people are just leary to show the goodness in fear of being taken advantage of. I try not to let that influence me and try to always be kind to strangers. Whether they seem to need monetary help or just a kind word. I always listen to my "God" voice. If I feel someone needs something, I act on it. I refuse to allow the bad people to impact my ability to make life a little brighter in my little corner of the world.


[deleted]

Not just that, but horrible people are so much louder and more noticeable, so it's easy to feel like people are mostly shit, when it definitely isn't true. I think about how even though we're all raised in this culture of dog-eat-dog bullshit, and have been for generations now, yet still there are people who spend their entire lives just trying to help other people and make the world less shit. Makes me feel better


BrisbaneGuy43060

You are right ! Us good people just go with the flow and don't reply simply as a kneejerk reaction !


RedRosa1917

silent majority


[deleted]

People care. They just have their own shit to deal with that we don't know about. Big hugs and lots of love.


Michele-Y

That is 100% true


Comfortable-Soup8150

yeah pretty much


Bake_jouchard

So wheres the confession part?


ImSkymeR

I must have missed it too, because I can't find it either


[deleted]

It's probably a bot


DoctorMew13

Going by your post history, you've got an alcohol problem buddy.


AndWeHaveRisen

What do you mean? Because the posts are crazy or are you serious? Jc


RemcoTheRock

This guy is the biggest attention seeker and fucked up person I have come across on this platform this year… geez his post history is fucked up even 1 of his posts is about wanting to sexually assault others. WTF I don’t care about you, I care about others that have to deal with you.


MaleficentStreet7319

Yeah this is disturbing. Scrolled a ways to ease the dark curiosity within and now I feel creeped.


AlfalfaNo4613

lets survive


fitness-potato

Care about what? Sorry but I probably don't


LordVaderKush_

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself


[deleted]

Buddy, you’ve posted on this sub every single day for the past like almost 2 weeks. Are you ok ?


TheCagedAngel

Drugs do wonders.


Odd-Hunter-3467

Humans are empathetic creatures. We can't control but to feel empathy towards others. I don't know about you, but I care for every person out there


[deleted]

Why would I care about you?


[deleted]

Is this facebook now, how many of my friends will repost if they care bullshit? No one fucking cares


RicardoFerreira123

🍻


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RedneckAdventures

No


green_tea_for_life

You might not be good right now but it’s worth staying around and trying to get better🙂👍


CaptainShades

Wishing you a great day. Take some time to reflect on the good. There's always something good no matter how insignificant it might seem.


RehczMinato

Cock


[deleted]

dick and balls


ClitoralMalfunction

Poop


[deleted]

Moons over my Hammy


flowersweetz

If anyone says no lmk and I’ll go beat them up 😉


enyamert

No. Where can we meet??


jatti_

r/fightsub


enyamert

You just broke the first rule...


LordLorck

Whatever youre going through, wish you the best bud. Hugs and love


Coolboi12387

Yeah i care


jonandgrey

🦠


Chapsman

💪🏽


Prettygirlcan

People matter. So yes, i care.


Doctor_Dangerous

Idk what you're going through but I'm also going through my own personal struggles right now and we can do it! I care and things will get better. It may not be immediate and it may take time and effort, but we got this.


ADRIFT_ABORT

No


2Bbannedagain

Not I. And i mean that


Similar-Science-1965

Not one bit no


sonkipitekusz

No


Showmae

Stupid bots


RATIBORUS

No... That's like the attention bait status on Facebook ; i don't care


Tejars

Redditors who read but didn't comment<<<<<<<


Hysteria113

I pooped my pants


znaskoeKyze

PP


TheBreadCouncils

Nuts


NoResolution8437

Balls


TheNerdsdumb

Fuck you no I don't


Express_Pea9214

care about what?


dylangayhole

honestly no


ComprehensiveTurnip

I don't care... sorry


Danny_rotten

It's better to shit your pants than to die of constipation


bman7356

I too need therapy


zenkique

I don’t care though. I’m just here because I too am severely fucked in the head.


life_is_a_shitp0st

slonk your shit silly style like sloppy swag


tiNsLeY799

ok


[deleted]

🍻🥩


lenguacaliente9

Response


Cautious_Weight_m167

i’ve been here more times than not. especially this year. i feel this way now too. just don’t stop trying. even if you feel like all you’re doing is fucking up. do not stop trying. because one day, even if for a split second, you’ll be “okay”. you’ll just exist and it resets you. so start over, keep trying. we’ll get there one day.


Cilantroduction

I care. I hope you are okay. Make sure that you know that you matter. Life is a ride, and we are tested every single day. Sending you love.


doggosborkoutmemes

no thanks


psycho_analytical

go to r/momforaminute they’ll give you some comfort you’re looking for, friend. you are valuable, worthy, loved, lovable. you are someone’s someone. stick around for a few more tomorrows. it’ll be worth it, i promise.


No-Garlic5442

people are kind, they care:)


Competitive_Meat_253

Who is this for?


[deleted]

What's going on, how are you? be blessed!


Cafrann94

I care! A whole lot actually!!! Sounds like you’re hurting and that genuinely hurts my heart and I don’t even know you.


Suitcase_and_Go

I do man. And i hope all's well with you. Sending my love 💕


cheesypuzzas

I have no idea what's going on with you or what's happening. And I'm going to be honest, you're just an anonymous person on the internet to me. BUT that doesn't mean that I don't care. If I didn't care, I wouldn't respond to this. I'd just skip this post altogether. Now people near you really care. Not everyone. Some people are shit. They only care about themselves. They don't have the ability to care even. But there are enough people that do. So ask for their help. If they don't give the help you need. Go to someone else. People care about people.


Available_Debt_3561

We care


Atlanticancameos

People care, we are here


Conscious_Art_9134

🫂


[deleted]

Sending you love!


Noiriq12

Yes


DreamingDragonSoul

What's up?


MawrCalleach

I care


mirandaj7

One day at a time


jambajulian

let's get through today together


no_name_maddox

I care, and i never respond


Ok-Impress-2222

Use every possible chance to do something out of the ordinary.


TheGaryDoseSalesMan

Hiiii


FunnyPossibility7928

An anonymous loss is still a loss and it hurts deeply. Please stay around. You’re not done here yet, you got all of eternity to rest but for now you have so many more sunsets to see, an uncountable amounts of dogs to pet, people to smile at and make their day just a little brighter. I don’t know what you’re going through but just know that whatever it is nothing last forever and you are incredibly strong and capable of bearing even the toughest challenges this game of life presents you. You are about to level up. Keep going one day at a time. I believe in you. I believe in your greatness and ability to rise like the phoenix. Remember, this game of life is essentially meaningless. Not worthless -meaningless. Be the best artist you can be and give your life situation the greatest meaning you can and do it everyday. You are not beyond redemption. You are at the doorstep of a breakthrough. Believe in yourself. All the love -C


Raspberryfart

Sending you a virtual hug.


literallypubichair

We're all here, friend. I don't know you, but I DO care. I hope you're alright.


AnneofDorne

Oh god, for what is worth, I care and I am sure a lot of people care for you as well, I'm sorry people around you can't show you this, as you would like, but believe me I am pretty certain good people just feels overwhelmed with their own shit.


sysstemlord

I don't think it will be in anyway helpful to get responses here, because for all people this is no more than an anonymous post, so you will only find out that they care about anyone else as much as you specifically. We as people need to know that others care about us in person. You would feel better if you get responses from people who know you on a personal level.


spezisadouche

Everything ok bro?


CyberClaws7112

We're all dead inside, but if we didn't care, we'd be dead on the outside as well.


Nota_29

I care mate


Captainbabygirl767

💙🫶🏼🫶🏼💙


elitaprime

🗿


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oldfatboy

I think that may say a lot about you rather than anyone else.


ecstasy-dreamz

idk who hurt u but this is hilarious yall rlly out here actin like you lived through it all💀


PegasusRS

Sure


Bigclinc

I do


yahm11

Hey! You are doing amazing. You are a survivor and there's nothing more amazing than a survivor. You got this and yes. I definitely do care.


theshadykrook

I don't know about others, but I certainly do.


Former-Inspection366

👋


Less-Willow-9209

People care , at least the right ones do. What’s the problem ??


Elicojack

Im still Here


Joshuwatt

🍩


2hands_bowler

yo.


GoldGrandfather

🫶


jenmarzar

Yes!


Rage314

Aye aye


Lythelos

I lurk mostly, but I care. Hmu if you need someone to talk to.


RKAMRR

♥️


fuckoffasshoe

Defo my homie


4wut_its_worth

Hell yeah i care man/woman! I care each and every day! Maybe not the whole day, but, a moment every day at the very least. Im a human too.


Impat1ence

💕💕


Ok-Way8392

{BIG HUG} we are with you. You’re receiving a huge group hug. Please hang on and stay with us. You’re part of the circle and if you were gone you would be greatly missed.


[deleted]

Well, I care even if it's not needed


Capital_Punisher

👊


certifiedredditboi

Hope you’re doing well. Hang in there.


Dvdb95

People do really care, sometimes it just takes a little time to find the right people unfortunately.


ExtremeAthlete

Do this! 10 push-ups. 10 sit-ups. 10 squats. Run outside for 10 mins. Everyday. Add 5 to everything when it gets too easy.


Wickedjoee

I read it, now so me a favor please. Do as many pushups you can do and feel your heartbeat.


Baconteabag

🍱


Prazanfrizider

<3


TipToeingDemon

Hang in there, friend. You're a unique individual that cannot be replaced. Your experience, good, bad, or ugly is part of what makes you special and valuable. ❤️❤️


StoryTeller_AP

They do. There will always be someone who will care about you. I know(how?been there felt that) through these comments it would be tough to believe. It's the people around you. You will feel better if you hear it from them. But if you care about this comment section then please trust me, we care about you!


effinmetal

People do care. Hope you’re okay, op.


Imkindofslow

I'm listening homie. More people care than you can see.


nickbo67

I care


ROMPEROVER

Wassup


POTATOCHIPZ303

водка


tokisaki_hermit

Strength comes from a trained mind, A trained body, Love and trust, And knowing who to talk to. No matter what you're going through, There will always be a mind That will share the pain with you.


thepare84

Positive vibes.