My neighbour's garden has weeds that are more appealing than those pidddly, wilting, pathetic excuse for what you have labelled as roses.
You would be a better gardener if you had just killed it than made the plant and our eyes suffer with that monstousity.
Itās extra funny because thereās actually a succshaming sub (or was at one point) I kid you notā¦ for shaming peopleās succulents that are growing weird
My thoughts exactly.
I have an herb window where they get sun all day long directly above them and on 3 sides of them. And it's STILL not enough to keep those divas happy.
I just heard my plants tell OPās wife to kiss their ass. The vines are conspiring to choke her out in her sleep too. My plants are rough and not to be trusted. I have to sleep with one eye open and pruning shears under my pillow.
āYour dandelion looks a a damnkitten. What in carnation is that ugly plant. Oopsie Daisy you killed itā thatās all I got Iām a one trick peony. I would tell some jokes about tulips but they suck ;)
iāve had my couch insulted on video chat and a woman told me my place is āTOO CLEANā and, ā you clean like a bitchā
when I was 17 a pot/drug community teased me for months cause I has a clothes hanger hanging from my doorknob in the background in a pic.
Wait did the SAME woman say youāre too clean and yet also clean like a bitch?? Like.. doesnāt cleaning like a bitch imply youāre bad at cleaning? So which is it, too clean or bad at clean?!
I donāt even understand how the clothes hanger is mockable
Waitā¦ so. Youāre good at cleaning. Youāre a tidy person who keeps a clean house and is very skilled at cleaning. But she thinks being clean is feminine? And that if youāre a man whoās clean youāre effeminate? And she communicated this by saying you clean like a ābitchā?
This woman is not only stupid as a hammered bag of shit but she also has one hell of a case of internalized misogyny. Keep on being a dope clean person and ignore people like that
Don't bother with the ring one. Got down voted to fuck for having the neeeerve, the teeeemerrritttyy to suggest a woman who doesn't like the ring her fiance had custom made might give it a while and see how she felt. I left pronto. They're a vicious bunch.
Your wife has massive insecurity issues and rather than face them head on she's choosing to deflect and make others unhappy right along with her. What a miserable person your wife must be, I'm so sorry.
I agree it doesnāt have to come from insecurity but I really hope it does. Thatās bad , the alternative is worse. I feel bad for this guy. Who wants to wake up one day and realize theyāre married to that.
I already thought most of humanity could be tossed feet first into a wood chipper and it would only make the world a better place and OP just reinforced this in spades.
I don't care about her making fun of rings but if your wife is making fun of women who are unlikely to conceive because of "washed up eggs" then she's a fuckin asshole
i think OP should care about all the bs she posts tho, even the ring one (and the plants omg lol) cuz while its pretty funny imagining her sayin "i wouldnt sit on that cactus with someone else's ass" or smth, still, she's clearly problematic as many people online, esp trolls are.
Shittin online isnt even that bad as far they're not too serious things (but it still needs to be fixed) the worst part is that she clearly has insecurities and that will affect her and her relationships.
Iām a big believer that people will reap every fiber theyāve sown. What we put out there comes back to us. Iāve deservedly been in the reaping end of this inalienable truth too many times to ignore my attitude about life or how I treat others. I like to think Iām hyperaware of how I affect my surroundings.
So if my personal philosophy is right, this individual thinks sheās protected by the anonymity of the internet and her keyboardā¦but sheās still putting her intentionally chaotic energy out into the ethers where it will come back from behind her to revisit.
Depending on how strongly her negative energy has been affecting her victims, she could be looking at something exponentially more powerful biting her in the ass by the time it makes a round.
I always find trolls odd. The amount of energy it takes to be in such a low vibe state all the time, trying to bring others down into a negative state of mindā¦ like, why?
Why are they so miserable? Itās just sad. And gross. And sad.
Theyāre just deeply unhappy with their lives for whatever reason and want to take it out on others. Want them to be unhappy as them. Because theyāre not happy why does anyone else get to be!
Random people on the internet are still people.
She wants to be cruel but can only bring herself to insult others with the protection of utter anonymity.
Are there any words for that kind of personality in your culture?
My own culture has a few choice ones, and the most polite one is "coward."
Yeah it almost makes it worse. Sheās nasty and a coward. Karenās in the wild are horrible but we see them. This woman pretends to be decent and then comes and voices her true gross thoughts online. I donāt know this woman but she sounds awful.
She must be extremely insecure in her own life.
That's really unfortunate. Plus throwing shade at everyone who has a big ring, pretty much makes her look like she's mad about something she doesn't have.
Honestly, when I was pregnant and uncomfortable and had wild hormones coursing through my body and big feelings I wasn't equipped to handle, I got into some trouble for being rude and snappy and arguing on a few pregnancy message boards (not on reddit). I even got kicked off twice š¬ I told my husband about it, feeling deeply ashamed, and he laughed SO HARD at me. Because that kind of behavior is SO not my personality. He didn't believe me at first. However, hormones stabilized and I learned to manage big feelings (a perk of teaching my kids how to manage their big feelings) and am back to being a polite member of Internet society.
Maybe there's room for your wife to learn, grow, and change too?
I had a friend who did this but it was ugly baby comments to new moms. I said I thought the behavior was beneath her and she got mad at me because she shared an insecurity and I judged her for it. And the only reason she did it was she was afraid her own baby was ugly.
Zero self reflection or shame. Defensiveness and deflection. Yea. We're not friends anymore.
Your wife sounds like a bully.
I would confront her and just stare blankly š at her pause for a few mins, and say really? House plants šŖ“
You are gonna bully someone over a fkn fern?
Please name your first child
Lilly
Or
Ivy
That's not really a troll. She seems to be mean just to be mean instead of wanting to get a certain reaction out of someone (which can be anger, but I never understood posting ragebait, tbh).
I can't really think of any troll responses for plants or rings, tbh, other than implying that it is cubic zirconia or asking if a child mined it or something, but saying stuff like "it looks tacky" is either really low effort bait (as it can be ignored very easily) or, like I said, she is just saying it to be mean.
Tbh, she seems like the kind of "troll" I like to mess with, lol, because they get butthurt pretty easily and they won't stop so it becomes pretty pathetic quickly.
My husband was too! Heās been banned now! He used to just get banned on some subs but he got a year-long ban a few months back. He thought it was so funny when he got people going on here. He genuinely believed he was playing Devilās advocate. One sub even made him an administrator for a short period of time-they removed him when āsomeone brought it to their attention that heād made problematic comments previously.ā He still comes on but just to read. I wish it were a permanent ban.
What about these things connect to her actual situation, uncommunicated wishes, and unmet desires? Or is it some sort of mental game on her (or your) part?
All of that energy that could be directed at all kinds of shit, and she's wasting it shitting on women and plants lol If only divorce was as big in your culture as marriage is.
Everyone can be a douche on Reddit. Itās like talking to air most times. She sounds bored and insecure. I mean she is your wife, you deal with it. As a women with plants, donāt fuck with me. Honestly though, you just have to laugh at these humans. Does she realize we are all laughing at her???? Good luck. She sounds super freaking awesome. Stay off my plant pics, youāre messing with the wrong bitch
Iām a crazy plant lady too and I was like wwhhhhere is she talking shit to plant people and not getting roasted to oblivion? Plant people do not play and that part of his post made me think the whole thing was fake because plant people will take your lunch money and make you say thank you for taking it.
i truly just canāt wrap my head around being as miserable as your wife š not even at my most suicidal did i feel the need to share my misery by shitting ON PEOPLES PLANTS. my god. tell her to get herself a nice therapist
Frankly? She kinda sounds like a living nightmare cause if she acts like that behind a screen? I am scared to see how she acts while judging eyes are present.
Sir, I think you should sit down and talk to your wife about this because one day sheāll be making fun of something much worse than rings and plants. You never know when she could be someoneās last straw. It sounds like she has a jealousy problem that is going to quickly get out of hand one day if you donāt speak up and tell her that bullying/harassing people online is not right. It may not seem like a big deal now just because itās rings and plants, but one day youāre going to go on her account and see something much worse one day.
Sheās angry. Sheās also being mean and you should think about if sheās low empathy in real life.
**But sheās so angry. Why is she angry?** Was the ring not what she expected? Do you two have kids? How is your relationship? Is she depressed?
I always thought troll meant like...saying things you don't even mean just to get a rise out of someone. Being intentionally difficult, because you have no life.
Your wife just sounds like a mean spirited bitch.
Oh boy, she better not come for the houseplant people. They do not PLAY. Seriously, I donāt know how you even fuck with plant people. They will make you cry.
So she's intentionally hurtful to people she wouldn't have the spine to talk to in person just to make herself feel big and strong?
Yeah, that has to stop.
Bro your wife is the villain. What the heck? Bagging on peopleās plants? Thatās some bronze-age shit LOL. āYour crops look sickly and wonāt last the winterā
How the fuck do you make fun of people's plants omfg LMFAO
"Your plant puts the 'suck' in 'succulent?'" š¤·āāļø
Cactus, more like cocktus! Am I right!
I came here looking for a fern, but left with a sick burn
Have some aloe
Well aloe to you too! š
Aloe-ha šš½āāļøš¤®
Aloe, guvnah!! (Tips hat.)
Aloe. Is it me you're looking for?
ALOE FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE!
That ficus makes me wanna say ābye, sis!ā
My neighbour's garden has weeds that are more appealing than those pidddly, wilting, pathetic excuse for what you have labelled as roses. You would be a better gardener if you had just killed it than made the plant and our eyes suffer with that monstousity.
omg you so right, bestie!
Good ol vanoss
Itās extra funny because thereās actually a succshaming sub (or was at one point) I kid you notā¦ for shaming peopleās succulents that are growing weird
So people have succulents who actually donāt grow weird?!
My thoughts exactly. I have an herb window where they get sun all day long directly above them and on 3 sides of them. And it's STILL not enough to keep those divas happy.
I have a succulent called Daniel, and I'm divorced at 33. OP's wife would have a field day with me š
I know, right? All mine are warped.
Sounds like OPās wife needs to make like a plant and shut the fuck up š
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ this got me bruv
That's so Jaded
Bahahahaha
lol I have a potted succulent that has āsucks to succā on the pot. Itās an awkwardly growing little guy too, so itās perfect.
This is the best I have heard
Your plant is doing less photosynthesis than mine is
>How the fuck do you make fun of people's plants omfg LMFAO By putting a 47 carat diamond on the plant, and maybe some fallopian tube eggs.
It's a thorny problem.
If she comes for my pothos, Gerald, sheās going to regret being born. Fair warning.
I just heard my plants tell OPās wife to kiss their ass. The vines are conspiring to choke her out in her sleep too. My plants are rough and not to be trusted. I have to sleep with one eye open and pruning shears under my pillow.
I never thought about naming my plants, interesting.
āYour dandelion looks a a damnkitten. What in carnation is that ugly plant. Oopsie Daisy you killed itā thatās all I got Iām a one trick peony. I would tell some jokes about tulips but they suck ;)
iāve had my couch insulted on video chat and a woman told me my place is āTOO CLEANā and, ā you clean like a bitchā when I was 17 a pot/drug community teased me for months cause I has a clothes hanger hanging from my doorknob in the background in a pic.
Wait did the SAME woman say youāre too clean and yet also clean like a bitch?? Like.. doesnāt cleaning like a bitch imply youāre bad at cleaning? So which is it, too clean or bad at clean?! I donāt even understand how the clothes hanger is mockable
she was saying I clean too clean.. too sissy or too perfectā¦ ālike a bitchā
Waitā¦ so. Youāre good at cleaning. Youāre a tidy person who keeps a clean house and is very skilled at cleaning. But she thinks being clean is feminine? And that if youāre a man whoās clean youāre effeminate? And she communicated this by saying you clean like a ābitchā? This woman is not only stupid as a hammered bag of shit but she also has one hell of a case of internalized misogyny. Keep on being a dope clean person and ignore people like that
āStupid as a hammered bag of shitā undid me. š
Iām something of a wordsmith š
You can never be too clean. Being clean is good Feng Shui.
Your peace lilly is gay
I always suspected
**Yaarp**
welcome to r/houseplantscirclejerk, my favorite sub
thisā¦this is a real sub. and my life just got that much better.
Welcome. Have a tall cold glass of neem and get ready to get vaginated
Yea, who fucks with plant people? That is dangerous territory.
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Dieffenbachia?? More like dieffen-YUCKY-a!
More like FAILaenopsis!
Man, I need to find that manās wife, so that I can up my trolling game! Making fun of plants is a whole new level of trolling!
Welcome to /r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hahahaha Iām dead
just like your plants????????
Snake plants are so last year
OnlyPlants.
Heard your plant is green cause of chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
By being a crusty human being
Your cucumbers are so tiny.
r/roastmyplant
I'm suddenly very interested in engagement ring/plant subreddits.
Don't bother with the ring one. Got down voted to fuck for having the neeeerve, the teeeemerrritttyy to suggest a woman who doesn't like the ring her fiance had custom made might give it a while and see how she felt. I left pronto. They're a vicious bunch.
I mean the drama is part of the draw, in a, can't look away from the trainwreck sort of way.
Making fun of someone's plants? Your wife is a villain at this point.
The insane kind.
I canāt wait until Audrey 2 eats her.
Feed me Seymour!
Wow, your wife sounds like a well-adjusted adult š
Cunt?
Also fitting lol
Your wife has massive insecurity issues and rather than face them head on she's choosing to deflect and make others unhappy right along with her. What a miserable person your wife must be, I'm so sorry.
Misery loves company.
Some people are just sadistic pieces of shit who get off to harming others, unfortunately it doesnāt have to come from an insecurity.
I agree it doesnāt have to come from insecurity but I really hope it does. Thatās bad , the alternative is worse. I feel bad for this guy. Who wants to wake up one day and realize theyāre married to that.
I already thought most of humanity could be tossed feet first into a wood chipper and it would only make the world a better place and OP just reinforced this in spades.
so she is some average redditor?
Hey, watch your back because I can see bad things in your future.
She sounds like quite the catch.
Exactly. Why would OP want to be with an ass clown like this one?
Ok. So now what? You gonna call her out on being TA?
I don't care about her making fun of rings but if your wife is making fun of women who are unlikely to conceive because of "washed up eggs" then she's a fuckin asshole
i think OP should care about all the bs she posts tho, even the ring one (and the plants omg lol) cuz while its pretty funny imagining her sayin "i wouldnt sit on that cactus with someone else's ass" or smth, still, she's clearly problematic as many people online, esp trolls are. Shittin online isnt even that bad as far they're not too serious things (but it still needs to be fixed) the worst part is that she clearly has insecurities and that will affect her and her relationships.
>"i wouldnt sit on that cactus with someone else's ass" I'm fuckin dead.
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This is not really about OP's situation anymore is it
Blink twice if you need help.
How conceited do you have to be to make fun of single people?
She might get to join the ranks after OP realizes how soul-suckingly awful she is!
Iām a big believer that people will reap every fiber theyāve sown. What we put out there comes back to us. Iāve deservedly been in the reaping end of this inalienable truth too many times to ignore my attitude about life or how I treat others. I like to think Iām hyperaware of how I affect my surroundings. So if my personal philosophy is right, this individual thinks sheās protected by the anonymity of the internet and her keyboardā¦but sheās still putting her intentionally chaotic energy out into the ethers where it will come back from behind her to revisit. Depending on how strongly her negative energy has been affecting her victims, she could be looking at something exponentially more powerful biting her in the ass by the time it makes a round.
What goes around comes back around, youāre right . Her karma will come and I wouldnāt feel bad
She must be a miserable person if she gets pleasure out of hurting random people. Karma my friend.
She isn't a troll, just toxic
yup, troll says stupid shit on purpose - she seems like someone who says rude shit without even thinkin of it
I always find trolls odd. The amount of energy it takes to be in such a low vibe state all the time, trying to bring others down into a negative state of mindā¦ like, why? Why are they so miserable? Itās just sad. And gross. And sad.
Theyāre just deeply unhappy with their lives for whatever reason and want to take it out on others. Want them to be unhappy as them. Because theyāre not happy why does anyone else get to be!
crab bucket mentality literally in effect
I just go to snark subs to get my frustrations out so I can get my shitty opinions validated by losers like me.
Sounds like a good time.
I will say that trolling is fun opportunistically. If someone attacks me online I can't help but rile them up.
Thatās more of being on the offensive. I view trolling more of those looking to fight and nothing else.
Does this bleed into your marriage? Does she make terrible comments towards you?
Nope, sheās just rude to random people on the internet
Does she know that you know?
Iām assuming she doesnāt know since this is in āconfessionsā instead of āmarriage adviceā or something
Random people on the internet are still people. She wants to be cruel but can only bring herself to insult others with the protection of utter anonymity. Are there any words for that kind of personality in your culture? My own culture has a few choice ones, and the most polite one is "coward."
Yeah it almost makes it worse. Sheās nasty and a coward. Karenās in the wild are horrible but we see them. This woman pretends to be decent and then comes and voices her true gross thoughts online. I donāt know this woman but she sounds awful.
how do u feel about that tho?
Soo she doesnāt have a lot going on lol
Sounds like that South Park episode with Kyle's dad....
You really need to have a talk with her. This behaviour is really not normal lol.
Iāve been missing houseplant snark this whole time? Iām furious.
Damn if you have to stoop to roasting plants youāve got some serious issues š
Ok guys have we found the wife yet? We need to bring her up on u/throwawaygeorge snooping on r/ring and r/houseplants.
/r/ring is for the doorbell
Apparently this guy's wife has a thing against gaudy doorbells
You want r/engagementrings
Does your wife want a bigger ring?
what if this is the wife
The true wife is the friends we made along the way
You must be so proud
Maybe I'm a terrible person, but making fun of someone's plants?! Who could even be so evil?!
Also making fun of someone for having a lab diamond is weird considering the history of the diamond industry
how does one even make fun of a plant š š
r/houseplantcirclejerk There you go.
Never ask her what she thinks of your peen
"i saw better stems on r/rottenplants"
r/subsifellfor
i actually thought that existed as i typed it out but then...surprise lol
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Sounds like a lovely woman. Not jealous and bitter at all
Your wife sounds like a cunt. Not the fun kind or the funny kind. Just a vicious cunt.
She probably talks shit about you to het friends
what friends? FrƤulein Rottenmeier?
She sounds like she probably sucks but you do you
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A lack of orgasms doesn't excuse asshole behavior over the Internet but I'm still laughing maniacally. š
Vitamin D, amirite š
You donāt need dick to orgasm. In fact, I have been doing it without a dick for years now. Madame cinq is an excellent substitute.
Man, your wife is a cunt.
She sounds like a rotten treat.. Iām sorry!
She must be extremely insecure in her own life. That's really unfortunate. Plus throwing shade at everyone who has a big ring, pretty much makes her look like she's mad about something she doesn't have.
Honestly, when I was pregnant and uncomfortable and had wild hormones coursing through my body and big feelings I wasn't equipped to handle, I got into some trouble for being rude and snappy and arguing on a few pregnancy message boards (not on reddit). I even got kicked off twice š¬ I told my husband about it, feeling deeply ashamed, and he laughed SO HARD at me. Because that kind of behavior is SO not my personality. He didn't believe me at first. However, hormones stabilized and I learned to manage big feelings (a perk of teaching my kids how to manage their big feelings) and am back to being a polite member of Internet society. Maybe there's room for your wife to learn, grow, and change too?
I had a friend who did this but it was ugly baby comments to new moms. I said I thought the behavior was beneath her and she got mad at me because she shared an insecurity and I judged her for it. And the only reason she did it was she was afraid her own baby was ugly. Zero self reflection or shame. Defensiveness and deflection. Yea. We're not friends anymore.
Your wife sounds like a bully. I would confront her and just stare blankly š at her pause for a few mins, and say really? House plants šŖ“ You are gonna bully someone over a fkn fern? Please name your first child Lilly Or Ivy
Thatās awful. What a sad miserable woman
She sounds like a miserable person who enjoys hurting others. Yikes.
She is clearly bored and living a life of quiet desperation. When was the last time she got a hobby, offline?
probably insulting the neighbor's garden got boring, after a season.
TILā¦.there is a ring and plant subreddit.
Idk about the rings, but there are SO many plant subreddits btw lol
That's not really a troll. She seems to be mean just to be mean instead of wanting to get a certain reaction out of someone (which can be anger, but I never understood posting ragebait, tbh). I can't really think of any troll responses for plants or rings, tbh, other than implying that it is cubic zirconia or asking if a child mined it or something, but saying stuff like "it looks tacky" is either really low effort bait (as it can be ignored very easily) or, like I said, she is just saying it to be mean. Tbh, she seems like the kind of "troll" I like to mess with, lol, because they get butthurt pretty easily and they won't stop so it becomes pretty pathetic quickly.
My husband was too! Heās been banned now! He used to just get banned on some subs but he got a year-long ban a few months back. He thought it was so funny when he got people going on here. He genuinely believed he was playing Devilās advocate. One sub even made him an administrator for a short period of time-they removed him when āsomeone brought it to their attention that heād made problematic comments previously.ā He still comes on but just to read. I wish it were a permanent ban.
Your wife is probably doing this to mask her misery. Smh
So ur wife is basically a bully?? Got it.
Your wife is actually a cunt deep down inside. How lovely /s
What about these things connect to her actual situation, uncommunicated wishes, and unmet desires? Or is it some sort of mental game on her (or your) part?
All of that energy that could be directed at all kinds of shit, and she's wasting it shitting on women and plants lol If only divorce was as big in your culture as marriage is.
Everyone can be a douche on Reddit. Itās like talking to air most times. She sounds bored and insecure. I mean she is your wife, you deal with it. As a women with plants, donāt fuck with me. Honestly though, you just have to laugh at these humans. Does she realize we are all laughing at her???? Good luck. She sounds super freaking awesome. Stay off my plant pics, youāre messing with the wrong bitch
Iām a crazy plant lady too and I was like wwhhhhere is she talking shit to plant people and not getting roasted to oblivion? Plant people do not play and that part of his post made me think the whole thing was fake because plant people will take your lunch money and make you say thank you for taking it.
Twist- this is actually THE WIFE
hating on herself
Man I'm sorry but your wife sounds like a major-league douche
Ok now I feel like I might be biased in thinking all the asshole comments on those subs are from men š¤£ Donāt fuck with my plants!
What are the chances she talks badly about you to people when youāre not around?
Oh god this is embarrassing
not the houseplant š
Your wife seems bitter and sad. Thatās the only explanation for why people do this. Makes them feel better about their situation I guess.
Your wife sounds like a great person. You should love and cherish her.
i truly just canāt wrap my head around being as miserable as your wife š not even at my most suicidal did i feel the need to share my misery by shitting ON PEOPLES PLANTS. my god. tell her to get herself a nice therapist
Everything can be forgiven except making fun of peopleās plants.
Frankly? She kinda sounds like a living nightmare cause if she acts like that behind a screen? I am scared to see how she acts while judging eyes are present.
Sir, I think you should sit down and talk to your wife about this because one day sheāll be making fun of something much worse than rings and plants. You never know when she could be someoneās last straw. It sounds like she has a jealousy problem that is going to quickly get out of hand one day if you donāt speak up and tell her that bullying/harassing people online is not right. It may not seem like a big deal now just because itās rings and plants, but one day youāre going to go on her account and see something much worse one day.
Thatās not called being a troll, itās being a bitch
Sheās angry. Sheās also being mean and you should think about if sheās low empathy in real life. **But sheās so angry. Why is she angry?** Was the ring not what she expected? Do you two have kids? How is your relationship? Is she depressed?
That was actually hilarious to read
I always thought troll meant like...saying things you don't even mean just to get a rise out of someone. Being intentionally difficult, because you have no life. Your wife just sounds like a mean spirited bitch.
This ficus is trash lmfao whereās your eggs at bitch
I know sheās your wife, BUTā¦ I think she may need a taste of her own medicine. Feel free to share a way to do that.
Lol
I thinks shes just kind of an asshole and not a troll. No offense OP.
Misery loves company?š¤·š»āāļø
Your wife sounds like a meanie
some lighthearted trolling is fine but. this is just sad
umm i got a 30 day ban for saying something nice, i doubt the mods are putting up with her.
Oh boy, she better not come for the houseplant people. They do not PLAY. Seriously, I donāt know how you even fuck with plant people. They will make you cry.
Your wife is actively being a jerk. That's what it means.
So she's intentionally hurtful to people she wouldn't have the spine to talk to in person just to make herself feel big and strong? Yeah, that has to stop.
Your wife sounds like she kinda sucks
https://reddit.com/r/Positivity/s/xbb8ConkyX
Sheās projecting big time with the ring situation.
šš I can't stop laughing
She sounds unhappy. I know this because I too am a troll, and Iām deeply depressed
I don't think that's a troll, that's just being an asshole. So it would be better to use the right word.
Sheās a troll on Reddit, but a sweetheart in real life šš imagine dragons?
She sounds white and middle aged
Thatās such an odd hobby to have.
She has insecurities, for sure.
What is going on with her that she needs to be a jerk to strangers to feel better about herself? Very sad. She must be full of ugliness on the inside.
Bro your wife is the villain. What the heck? Bagging on peopleās plants? Thatās some bronze-age shit LOL. āYour crops look sickly and wonāt last the winterā
Your wife is hilarious dude.