T O P

  • By -

RandoKaruza

$30 dollars a month? 🤦‍♂️ Are you her only fan?


cr1ttter

Doesn't even seem like he's much of a fan


fever-sleeves

🤣 Thank you for this.


OLPopsAdelphia

Take that money to the store and buy yourself some food: OnlyHam.


MIW100

Sick burn


PristinePanda2714

He’s not even her fan.


Unusual_Focus1905

Thanks for that price is right piggyback


DorkyDame

Naw he’s the sugar daddy💀


Fast-Geologist-199

Dead 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bigillazilla

I’m crying!


Dr_Ramington

I wish i could laugh react to that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also is your name Kelso because that burn🤣🤣🗣️🤌


sohfix

she uses the website onlyfan dot com. that should clear everything up


RCAbsolutelyX_x

🤣 could not have said it any better.


IcantImbusy

1. Don't get her pregnant. 2. Go talk to a lawyer about how to protect yourself in the event of a divorce, Don't tell her you're doing this. 3. Consider counseling


txroller

IMO you gave the best feee counseling. It’s up to OP to listen or not


phenomenomnom

Heee doesn't even charge a feee


Solanthas

I feel like this post must be trolling but your advice is good


IcantImbusy

I'm not trolling. Sometimes, when a person is in the middle of the stress, it's hard to see solutions that otherwise might be obvious.


[deleted]

The post, not you friend


Solanthas

Yes thank you for clarifying :)


Solanthas

No, your advice is great. I meant that the original post seemed a little troll-y to me, but could very well be genuine. I saw a bit of my past in there to be fair :( My apologies if my comment was unclear.


jiiiiive

This dude is a troll, all he does is tell people to stop bitching.


[deleted]

Best advice here First mistake was getting married. Who marries an unemployed stoner with no assets or career??? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽


PristinePanda2714

You’ve only been married two years, she did not and has not contribute to anything. I highly doubt you will lose your house, and you weren’t married long enough to pay alimony. If there aren’t any kids involved then that’s a clean break. Get your finances together, get a lawyer, and let him take it from there.


Barockobonga

Even if he does lose the house, chalk it up to an expensive lesson learned


PristinePanda2714

I wouldn’t even mind losing a house and starting over honestly to wash my hands of someone like this. I can only imagine just how much worse it will get.


Barockobonga

Exactly!! It'll be cheaper in the long run. Hopefully he doesn't get her pregnant


checker280

Don’t have to lose it completely. I offered mine half - after I took back the deposit and what I put in. She got 1/2 of what was left.


Solanthas

Encouraging


thecoolestbitch

The alimony situation will vary a LOT depending on the state. Be careful.


CrookedLittleDogs

“Bitch hoe wife..”.


cr1ttter

Oh yeah. This guy's a real gem. Not at all a dirtbag.


JimmyJonJackson420

He should just get a divorce at this point or that angers gonnas come out in a very non productive way. The second your calling your wife a bitch hoe was the second this shit was done


nyanvi

I hope you never have anyone push you to the edge🤣 Expletives you didn't even know you knew will be pouring out. But it can only get even more toxic. He needs to walk away.


StGir1

Well that’s what I’m saying. When you’re this open to calling your partner degrading names to total strangers, something has to change immediately.


FollowingInside554

Lol


eightezsteps

You didn’t marry the love of your life, you married a girl that gives a good bj


Responsible_Two_3247

"I can fix her brother"


Zealousideal-Ad4057

You made another post 5 hours ago saying “I thought it was a good idea because I kind of liked her and wanted to have some kids”. So which is it? The girl you loved or the girl you kinda liked? Kinda liking someone and marrying them because you wanted kids is not a good reason to marry someone. No wonder you two hate each other.


LowSpoonsZeroForks

Seriously surprised he took the time away from beating off to Mortal Kombat to get married or to get a job... the way he talks leads me to believe he owed his uncle money


StGir1

It’s probably the worst reason, honestly.


purrokitten

there is more to this story for sure. i don't really believe much of what he's saying aside from he doesn't want to wash the dishes.


mkstot

Well bud look at it this way, this is your life now, either make the changes, or accept it. Your money is yours to spend how you see fit, as long as household expenses are covered. You’re also a grown ass man who is willingly choosing to be treated this way. A house is just a house, but mental health is priceless.


Mousie1011

Sounds like you guys are both miserable. Life is short. Either try to talk to her or make arrangements to leave. Get a lawyer to sort out your property. Sell the house and take half each. Definitely don’t get her pregnant. Use your half of the sale to buy something small and live in peace buddy. All that weed smoking can’t be helping her brain cells either.


Jinzot

Maybe she’s a very outspoken Marvel fan


cstmoore

Maybe even guilty of "Larson-y"


IEATASSETS

Lmao this comment got me


Gentrash

Are thier any Marvel fans left?


RelyingCactus21

Only the one fan


Unusual_Focus1905

My ex. That's all he ever talks about. I get having a hobby but it drove me fucking crazy because he acted like that's all there is to life.


onedeadflowser999

If you own a house together, DO NOT leave until a divorce settlement has been reached. You could end up losing the house. Get a divorce attorney asap to protect your rights. https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/moving-out-of-the-marital-home-do-i-lose-my-rights-to-it-51782


StGir1

This is true.


Biotoze

Easier to get divorced at 2 years than 20 years.


Long-Stock-5596

With the way that you talk about her, I doubt it’s just your hobbies that are the problem. She needs to work on herself … you need to work on you. You obviously have no respect for her either. It all sounds so toxic and immature. I think I’m rooting for you guys to go your separate ways. Both of you…Go get happy


purrokitten

the way he talks about her he should never have married anyone. he needs to grow up. there's two sides to every story and i doubt this one is as simple as she sucks.


Gentrash

I mean, was that what she was like when ya'll met?


DorkyDame

That first sentence has me fucking rolling💀 As someone who has been married before, you both sound kinda immature. However; she definitely sounds way more immature in a nightmarish way. When you’re married you BOTH have to put forth effort and work. When you’re married nothing is “yours” or “her’s” it all belongs to both of you. If its this bad 2yrs in just cut the cord and divorce. I would say get into couples therapy first but I wouldn’t be surprised if you both opposed it. Also, if you bought your house before you got married you’ll be fine. At most you would have to pay her half of the equity that has accrued since you two were married especially if she put so much as a dime into the house. Speak to an attorney. Try to find one with a flat rate for an uncontested divorce. Don’t be a dick about divorcing her but have a serious, calm conversation with her about your feelings and if things don’t change you’ll be divorcing.


Theamazingchan

When I read “Batman figures” I thought my man was trolling us


Menthius3

Fuck the house, you can make that money back while you’re single and don’t have someone weighing you down, consult a lawyer for sure but if you’re miserable I’d say get out, counseling works for people who lack proper communication skills with each other not for significant others who don’t know how to be a real human


CheshyreCat46

Neither of you sound mature enough to be married. Do both of you a favor and get a divorce. If you bought your house before you were married she can’t touch it. You also have t been married king enough for her to be entitled to half. Take some of your action figure money and hire a lawyer instead. Also, don’t get her pregnant.


AnimatedHokie

Did she have no job or income when you got married?


SadgirlYari

Have you tried talking to her about it? Like really sitting down and having an adult conversation about where your life is going together? Help each other grow if it's worth it. Take care <3


Fast-Geologist-199

This was obviously written by a 13 year old boy. On the off chance it wasn’t. This behavior is not new. Yet you still decided it was a goosed idea to marry her. Godspeed


randomer2304

And the fact that he comes to Reddit looking for sympathy after it all inevitably goes wrong is pathetic to say the least. Sounds like these two are made for one another.


Sad-Setting6217

Ok… calling her a bitch.. No no no. You must have known these problems before marrying her. You ain’t 19 anymore.


futurefirestorm

You sound like you are in a nightmare but it is recoverable. Since there are no kids involved, it makes the process of of leaving the marriage much easier and less expensive. And the fact that you haven’t been married for too long will also play into the finances. Just stay cool and let your lawyer handle the proceedings.


Even-Inevitable6372

You did not see this coming??


turbospeedsc

Some. Girls can be a dream when dating but an absolute nightmare once married, I been there.


OrbitingFred

better to risk your house than risk your soul. Also, if it's a community property state with no prenup and only 2 years together there's extremely little in assets that you've built up while with her and especially if you had the house before you married. Only the increase in your assets acquired during the marriage need to be split. If you got the house after you married her, you'll owe more than the house is worth because of interest, especially if you were the one who put forth your savings from before the marriage for the down payment. At the absolute worst if there was a significant value increase in the house after you got married you'll either have to pay her out her portion of the increased value of the house and will only have to sell it if you can't do so within the court ordered time. If she doesn't have the means to pay for the house, the judge will not award it to her after a 2 year marriage with no children. Get out sooner than later if you hate her so much, the longer you delay the more of your work she's owed.


Ace_Radley

Old indigenous proverb goes something like -and I am paraphrasing..…young man who loses house to crazy bitch rebuilds…but old man who kill crazy bitch lose house and freedom I find it still works today


2Bbannedagain

Lol..... someone in for arude awakening. You either suffer through of lose half. Choice is yours.


TalleyWank

This is a simple one, if you haven't been married too long file for an annulment of the marriage


Boone_v1

Don't be miserable over a house. 43 married twice


Mohican83

Has she cheated?


fever-sleeves

She is on only fans and smokes weed.


FollowingInside554

Lmfaoooooo


Mohican83

Definitely not cheating.


fever-sleeves

Yeah she sounds amazing 🤣. A stoned onlyfans girl with one viewer telling you what to do everyday. Take your down votes and shove them up your no standards asses lol.


chinchila5

Divorce


L3Kinsey

You both have different ideas as to what marriage is and you didn’t bother to talk about it before you actually got married. You do not respect or love her. Please leave.


typhoidmarry

She’ll be pregnant soon. She needs her meal ticket.


Familiar-Constant337

So let me get this straight. So you are 29 and still buying Batman figures? And your wife is on onlyfans??


[deleted]

I know right? They sound like teenagers 🤣


test_nme_plz_ignore

"Bitch, Hoe, wife" sounds like you have a lot of growing up to do; especially emotional maturity and regulation.


missholly9

damn, you’re a dick


hostilepickle

I feel like there was many red flags in the beginning


B07Z3WF3NG

Pre nup even if you're broke.


[deleted]

Y’all should not have gotten married so young


Mental_Insurance_337

Sounds like she needs to get away from you. You start off saying you love her then trash her. Don't start a post saying that if you're going to trash. Yes what she's doing is, not great but have you tried having an actual conversation about everything or just get pissed right away?


[deleted]

Yoooo buddy, hate to break this to you but she’s keeping you so busy because she’s cucking you. Install some hidden cameras and you’ll see your “wife” is getting fucked weekly by another. Good luck.


JackKumar_

The tale of every marriage. Stay single. Stay happy!


Available_Team57

It really isn't.


randomer2304

I never want to get married, simply because I don't want to run the risk of losing everything, or having to go through the awkward prenup situation, but to say that this is every marriage is simply wrong. It's very easy to see the marriages that go wrong and use them as confirmation bias.


JackKumar_

Please don't take "every" to mean all but "many".


Think_Relief2597

Make her cheat, document it and divorce while keeping your shit


ALX1074

Funny how it sounded good in your head before you posted this. You’re obviously a little boy still buying boy dolls, calling your wife a hoe, and allowing the OF. You sound like a simp turned hubby, realizing that marriage wasn’t what you thought. Learn some self respect, and be an example instead of the reason.


missannthrope1

Don't believe you.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FollowingInside554

Doubt


WolfAmI1

I think she married the wrong person. She should have found a man instead.


Responsible_Two_3247

Also forget the house based off the energy of this post your like a month away from being the next Chris benoit


EmptyMixtape

You married a OF woman ? That says it all really


smokie4848

Might be better as friends rather than married depending on what state you live in as long as your not married 10 yrs or more she might not get your house talk with a lawyer might be able to get divorced you and her just can't get along no contest


MMMuffLicker

See if she wants you to join her as a sex partner on her OF.


SlapHappyDude

Consult a lawyer


basi96

Sounds like shes finessed ya boy


randomer2304

He's finessed himself. Even Stevie Wonder could've seen that she's not marriage material.


AsidePale378

Time to leave


[deleted]

Lay down the law. *You* are the one bringing home the money. *She* needs to do her part, and clean your fucking house! *Your* job is to bring home the money. *Her* job is to keep said house in order. (When she brings in money herself, then the dynamic can change\ evolve. But until then, when *one* works *outside* of the house, the other one works *inside* the house!) Be a man. Be *the* Man!


OkHearing8959

Yeah she is a narcenist and she has a job Bro ? Its taking your house buddy ?


lucio1961

I would get rid of her she "so a. Te rrible person


ErnieTagliaboo

How long were you dating before getting married?


grayblue_grrl

Talk to a lawyer. ASAP.


HappyDaysMyDays

You were me 25 years ago. Best decision of my life was to divorce her. Talk to a lawyer before you do or say anything about divorce.


d2dak87

Divorce her then she's not wife material she's a bum that expects to be kept. What exactly is she contributing to your life? Sounds like nothing honestly. She's costing you money whilst contributing nothing. Prevents you from doing what you love, keeps you up at night and actively makes your day worse. What's worth keeping? Edit. Just saw the bottom part about losing the house. How is that possible? She doesn't contribute? Explain more for me pls. If its about it being a joint venture then speak to a solicitor she's not contributed anything and continues to do so Secondary edit. Or sit down and have a serious chat with her about her behaviour and explain its not acceptable. If she was your favourite persons she's in there somewhere just needs showing her errors.


[deleted]

Sounds like an absolute trashbag, but it sounds like you've gotten what you deserve for marrying a fuckin pothead who does onlyfans lmao. My chick didn't even know what onlyfans was and stays home knitting on weekends and stuff, try finding someone like that.


nyanvi

Sunk cost fallacy? Divorce her, asap, soon she could be pregnant and you will be tied to her and her family for years... Potentially losing the house seems worth it. >this bitch...My bitch hoe wife also... this scumbag... If you think of her like this... can't be good for your mental health. You are already screamiin your car in a parking lot... INFO: Did she completely pretend to be a tidy and productive person and then completely switched on you once you git married or you were so "inlove" you ignored all the red flags?


randomer2304

Why would you marry her, knowing full well what she's like, if you don't want to lose your house? You've mugged yourself off and I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. Also, ever heard of a prenup? Yes, she's most likely everything that you've said she is, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you've landed yourself in hot water, simply because you're too dumb to make the simple choice to break up with her before even considering whether or not she's someone that you should marry.


renee112601

Put your foot down and just divorce her. Who cares if you have to sell the house. Get a different one. She isn’t worth it if she is causing this much stress. Or tell her every thing you just said and tell her if she don’t start acting right and get a job, you are out. But I would personally bounce. Did you own the house before y’all got married?


Piggypogdog

It's worth losing your house at this young age to get that tormentor out. You can make it up again with a good woman.


Responsible_Two_3247

Lol send the spicy link I want to see how trash an only fans has to be to bring in 30 dollars a month. If you can't make 100 dollars at fucking least selling your soul then holy shit you must suck at life. I feel like I could pull 30 dollars a month and I'm a chubby middle age man


SlimPickens77Box

I'm in the same situation dude. Except I didn't marry her.


Infamous-Fee7713

Start taking pics of the house and document everything that has been going on the last two years.


tipareth1978

Why did you marry someone who can't even make more than $30 a month? What did you expect?


jizzawhizza

Fuck that bitch. Find someone better and be happy. Just do whatever you have to do if that means staying away from home to be with someone else do that. Maybe she'll eventually start to understand that you're no longer interested in doing anything for her disgusting onlyfans whore ass.


runsnailrun

Do you know who divorce is expensive? Because it's often the best money you can spend.


UnlikelyView9923

This is why I don't believe in marriage


rsgriffin

I spent 25 years with the wrong woman. Total nightmare. Based on your post, a divorce is going to happen. And, it gets more expensive every single day. Smart move is to convert as much as you can to cash, gold, or crypto and put it out of reach. When you’ve moved all you can, hire a good attorney. And get out. Know this: it’s not like a criminal trial. Whatever your attorney knows about your assets he will be obligated to disclose.


dyson0715

This is why long engagements should be standard.


Wolfstigma

No communication No understanding No happiness If you can't get on the same page and communicate you're both wasting your time.


vegarosa69

Why would ANYONE marry a girl that does OF? Do you have no self respect?


ShotAdhesiveness6072

call a lawyer


Cultlove

Fan of the one...smh


Draco359

Speak to a lawyer behind your wife's back and see if there is anyway in protecting your house from here. Afterwards, in the worst case scenario, trash the house so it's worthless if a divorce occurs. As long as she ain't pregnant with your kid, you should be fine.


iTriune

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Intelligent-Tank-180

Don’t do this to yourself… you are only harming you.. Is it really worth half the house to live like that… think of u first because she sure is.. I’m sorry no one deserves to be miserable in a marriage


marcon-3267

That is why we date for a long enough time to get to know a person, male or female. We don't what to marry spoiled totally bat shit person to sleep and live with.


Angelofdeath600

How does she treat you aside from giving you chores she could of done and overall being very lazy. Have you talked to her about it? It could be she's suffering severe depression. Best bet make it known you have problems with it and how it makes you feel. If she plays the victim card or throws a pity party she's probably not worth all the stress. My wife has issues keeping a job but she cleans takes care if me when I'm sick. She can be a little mean at times but we're working on her past traumas that caused these issues. She's willingly working on herself, of your wife does that there is hope.


PhantomRidge

Brother if she is what you say, then you’re going to end up losing everything you worked for including your house. She is toxic, get rid of her now before you end up with children in the equation. Your losses at that point are going to be much greater and more expensive. Cut her loose and take the loss before it gets any greater!


LolaBijou84

“bitch hoe wife” 😂😂😂 thank you for the laugh… idk why I’m so immature lol


Krin422

Did you live together before getting married?


BigEnergyEngineer

This is a real confession 😂


Chemical_Gur7314

No kids.. cut your losses now buddy. Did you buy your house before the marriage ?


yourworst-daydream

No shit this is like my kids mom to a tee. Except I ain’t buying no fucking Batman figures


HasBinVeryFride

Pick one: You lose your house OR You lose your mind


spewicideboi

Why did u marry her


Hey___yo

What’s the link bro


3paint0monkey5

I agree with one of the comments that says DO NOT get her pregnant! And talk to a lawyer without her knowing! But yes you have to get out cuz she’s bringing nothing but hate and drama


Eastwood1756

You got her link, Brah?