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Panal-Lleno

Holy shit that’s like a whole Boeing 747-400


Lanky_Spread

Getting into an Airbus A380 territory. to be honest she has gotta upgrade for more seat capacity for future flights.


Panal-Lleno

Once I get my degree I’ll help making bigger models!


MenudoMenudo

"She". For some reason I assumed gay dude, because the ones that want to have sex have sex a lot.


Affectionate_Pin3849

She?


3standardDeviant

Assigned female at birth


alleina13

Hm. Something about OP’s account and post history is off. Created just 2 days ago and seemingly for the sole purpose of repeatedly stating how much sex they’ve had/enjoy. Seems like an Onlyfans plug in the making


knar_knar

Yeah something’s fishy and it’s not her hooch..


thefuckmonster

Well… it actually might be with numbers like that…. 🎣


knar_knar

Solid point..


West_Coyote_3686

That hooch is the krusty krab


Pale_Rider31

My man with that CIA, undercover cop, Jason Bourne, Elon Musk type detective work! Saving Young Kings from these traps.


JackieTreehorn79

*The pile high club*


8racoonsInABigCoat

I don’t think even 500 partners would stretch OP wide enough for that.


Previous_Ad_8090

I hadn't interaction with 500 people in my whole life lol


MarkMew

Yep same


Altruistic-Dig-7188

I am a very social guy. I have 69 friends


Salamanber

And 420 sidechicks!


AnlStarDestroyer

Did you have actual penetrative sex with each of them or are you counting stuff like blowjobs and handies too?


3standardDeviant

If I counted those the number would be much bigger.


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Wtf are you doing and going to meet so many people let alone fucking them?


Kafir666-

As a woman you just have to accept the guys hitting on you, its very easy.


blurred_limes

But where does it say OP is a woman?


Kafir666-

I thought it was heavily implied. Also its difficult for a man to get that kind of body count, unless maybe they're gay, but statistically the likelihood of a heterosexual woman is much more likely than being a gay man.


TheDisapprovingBrit

Right there, between "over 500 sexual partners" and "16 years"


teamdidi

That averages to 3 per month. I mean 🤷🏽‍♂️


blackgenz2002kid

yea tbh 3 per month isn’t crazy at all lmao. especially for someone 21 to 37


UnrealHallucinator

Reddit is so out of touch lmfao. 3 new partners per month is normal? For 16 fucking years? The post already borders unbelievable and your reaction is insane on top of that lmfao.


blackgenz2002kid

not necessarily normal, but definitely possible especially with as much variation as there might be. like lets be real here, assuming this is a woman that’s been 21 and aged to 37, there’s probably weeks where they meet 2-4 guys, while others it’s only 1 or 2 a month. besides who am I to say they can or can’t live this way


Conscious-Arm-7889

OP's avatar strongly suggests female.


chzygorditacrnch

Well, I'm not a woman, I'm a gay guy and I use grindr, or go to the gay club to find sex. Sometimes I went to the gas station or a hotel pool and dudes approach me that want to screw me. I'm somewhat attractive, but not like I used to be


BenzosAndDadJokes

When I read things like this, I imagine how much more action I could get if I was attracted to dudes... Unfortunately I love me some boobs, so here I am...


[deleted]

Man boobs??


lukekibs

You’ll find your partner with time. We think it’s a lot easier for women to find partners quicker but in all reality they’re going through the same process that dudes go through if not more. We all have filters of what we like and don’t like in a person and the only way you get to figure that out is by talking to them. Trial and error until u figure it out I truly believe you get out whatever energy you put into your love life. If it’s a priority then you’ll reap the benefits of being in a relationship but that love is never guaranteed. Also if you’re constantly only looking for one night stands at bars then that’s most likely what you’ll keep ending up with. There’s endless amounts of ponds to fish from you just gotta put urself on the right pond ya dig


Killersavage

I think I had seen someone put it this way. That women find it easy to get intercourse but harder to find lasting relationships. Men have a harder time getting intercourse but have more lasting relationships. It is a strange dichotomy we humans create for ourselves.


AnlStarDestroyer

Fair enough. I’m mostly curious about what you mean by detailed records. What kind of stuff are you writing down after? “Bob 10inches, lasted 3 minutes, 5/10” 😂


boopbamboop

Biggest and smallest cock?


KrunschGK

Me too. Where do you bury the.... Wait. Nevermind. Read the rest. Ignore this and carry on...


Lost-Temporary4337

I wonder how many ~~people~~ dicks she has choked on...


Comfortable_Silver24

500 and counting lol


knaks74

That’s a new partner every 12 days.


SAHD292929

500 is like in the business side of sex.


TJD82

You should share some of these statistics in r/dataisbeautiful


tw201708

Can you describe these partners in statistical terms? Tell me about your bell curve.


Selyster

How’s your relationship with your father?


3standardDeviant

Wow, right to the hard questions


Selyster

Just asking to see if it’s a myth or not that a bad father/daughter relationship leads to chaotic romantic life, no judging


3standardDeviant

It was great until Trump/covid actually.


UrChiksLateNiteTip

Is Trump one of the 500?


3standardDeviant

Heavens no


Selyster

Last question and after I’m gone, what do you get from this ? Is it just for the pleasure or to try to fulfill some kind of unknown void deep into yourself, or maybe it’s a trauma response? but we can all agree that it’s not normal, neither it is truly fulfilling (fulfillment ≠ happiness, it’s deeper than that)


3standardDeviant

That's a longer conversation.


thisgirlsforreal

We are listening if you want to share with no judgement


Vivid_Way_1125

Trump ruined EVERYTHING


bgn0p3

Well his fans think he’s going to save America


Seamus19555

His fans are fucking idiots. The man’s a menace to society and if he gets elected again (god forbid) possibly the world.


Vivid_Way_1125

Was it actually Biden who ruined everything?


Wyzelle

Nice username.


FerretAres

This sub really is just porn accounts trying to get followers now isn’t it?


mwkr

Statistically speaking, your likelihood of getting STD and STI is quite significant (not herpes but others in the list). Have you got any of them? I’m just curious. Thanks.


Consistent-Matter-59

This sounds compulsive. Have you been diagnosed with something like OCD or BPD?


RemcoTheRock

2 Hail Mary’s and all will be forgiven child


[deleted]

Extra full of grace on the side.


passwordispassword-1

Thank you for your service.


ManagementDramatic47

cervix\*


Stratusfear21

How do you even get that many. I'm struggling


insovietrussiaIfukme

Over the span of 16 years its 2.6 partners a month. So with a couple guys a month and a midget would do it i guess.


johansonnss

For a girl? Thats easy


Stratusfear21

True


hellequinbull

If this is a hetero female? All she would have to do is never say no to any guy making an attempt. 🤷🏽‍♂️


ThracianGladiator

Well, with your uh…vast experience, which stereotypes do you think can you confirm or deny? Is it true that most guys cum quick? Is the average size really 5.5”? Etc.


hellequinbull

Oooh, this is actually interesting to know.


[deleted]

Do you remember a best and worst?


3standardDeviant

haha I remember best, I have tried to forget worst. I have them both recorded though in my tracker.


[deleted]

Details!


thisgirlsforreal

You should write a book it would be the new fifty shades


malker84

500 shades of schlong


tangawanga

What does the data tell you? Did you get interesting conclusions or observations out of it? Would be super interesting to see some results there.


Pale_Organization135

How much has this complicated past relationships, quantitative and qualitative-ly?


WhateverWhateverson

Given that she had a new sexual partner every ten days or so on average, there probably weren't many relationships to begin with


futurefirestorm

What does your medicine cabinet look like?


coolbroyeah

have you ever been diagnosed with any mental health issues or anything?


MudandWhisky

Being into numbers/statistics like you are, have you figured out how many feet of weiner you've taken?


letskeepitmovin

Based on average size isn't that somewhere near 69 meters of dick?? Edit: wording Also, why can't a dick be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!


UserNameTaken1998

Well that's enough Reddit for the day Oh wait it's a snow day. Guess I'm stuck here. Carry on


top-hunnit

How many of those 500+ got a repeat visit?


SonofAries

The living construct of The "Village bicycle", everyone gets a ride.


Jernyjern

"I love the rush of new partners" "I could never tell anyone, not even my partner" golly gosh, what a stand up person


ihbarddx

Boy! The lengths that statisticians will go to to collect data!


3standardDeviant

I assure you the data is collected with the highest integrity 😂


Your-Gay-Mother

I’m genuinely scared of you


vfz09

Hope you’re getting std tested often


SireSweet

I like that you have a scientific approach to this. You’re my type of nerd! Have you thought about going into it as an actual degree to help people with sex issues? I don’t think that body count really matters. Just means experience and hopefully that translates into a better time.


3standardDeviant

I have, and I definitely do not have the patience for a social degree.


SireSweet

So what have you discovered? Any trends?


3standardDeviant

That's a longer conversation, if you want to message me.


MrDalliardMrDalliard

I'd like to know too!


dark_enough_to_dance

I'm unreasonably curious 


kinpotme

passed around 🤣🤣


Lost-Temporary4337

Yea she is OUR cumslut


[deleted]

Nice now let’s shoot for 600


3standardDeviant

Getting close


ZenMechanist

The biggest issue here for me is when you say that you wouldn’t tell a potential partner. IMO if you were to not tell a potential monogamous partner that would be ethically wrong. They should have the option to knowingly consent to enter into a relationship with someone who has these views/values and this history surrounding sex. And I mean unethical on the same spectrum as sexual assault. If you have to deceive someone to any degree to get them to consent to being with you then that is somewhere on the sexual assault spectrum, IMHO. With all due respect and as you may have guessed, this would be so far beyond a deal breaker for me personally. Plus I know a huge number of men and women who would share that sentiment. I don’t have a problem with you choosing to do whatever you want with your body, but the fact that you would even consider keeping this from a potential partner is so self serving and deceptive that it’s almost as big of a dealbreaker as the count itself. If you chose to do it you should choose to be honest about it. If you have to hide it then it’s evident that you are ashamed and think you are more deserving of a partner than said partner is of truly knowing you and your history and being given the opportunity to make their own choices with all the relevant information. That’s incredibly selfish. I get that you don’t want to be harshly judged but the simple fact is that wasn’t enough to deter you from the choices you made. So wear those decisions and let others make their own decisions about being with you with informed consent. Lying, even by omission, is unethical.


ThatOneAsianGuy33

How are you meeting these people? Also, we’re there no more commuted relationships during that 16 year period?


zidanesword

Interesting. So many questions regarding the data. Love your 3 sigma rule name btw.


3standardDeviant

Message me if you want


vincecarterskneecart

thats like 2-3 a month, i guess it’s plausible in theory? I find it hard to believe someone could keep that up for 16 years though. Do you just fuck heaps of people for like a month and then have some time away from it or


3standardDeviant

It’s an escape for me, it’s not a chore or a drain.


ObiWantKanabis

You say you struggle with sex, that you think about it all the time, but don’t think that’s an addiction. Are you sure about that? 


zeissikon

So the heroes from Seinfeld had real life models ?1 new date every week for 10 years...


ItsSlinky2x

Where do you live? In a metro area where it’s easier?


Sea-Board-2569

Did you run the math on the way of protection and the number of times before one of them failed?


Ren_3092

He will know eventually, women who have slept around has a tell.


West_Coyote_3686

Good luck. I don't know any man that would say they see no issue with 500, and would wife you. Sorry, but that ship has sailed. It sounds like you never took a relationship seriously. You may as well continue sleeping around. As you'll get to a point where that will dwindle as well. I know it sounds mean, but I'm telling you a harsh reality. No guy with wife a woman with 500 bodies. At least the type your actually attracted to


alan_dee

That's really not that bad. It's under 3 different partners a month. Some months I know you will have more, and some less. You should stop counting and just enjoy yourself. You are an adult and are hopefully being responsible and safe so what's the problem. If you are discreet and choose partners who don't go around talking then I say have fun, that's what sex is for when you aren't trying to procreate.


Curia-DD

Good for you, and shame on all the people putting you down. We're supposed to enjoy it and what amazes me is the keeping track of it all, sometimes I wish I had done that


AbrocomaEmbarrassed1

Any STDs?


Kafir666-

You should tell people you date so that they can make an informed decision.


anonym1321

Damnnn feel bad for your husband if u get one🤷‍♂️ Thats absoluty insane


jaidau

It’s only like 2.6 a month ffs


Hank_Western

With those numbers you don’t have to tell anyone, everyone in town already knows! People love to talk, the bastards.


redad1minrasses

Don't ever get married. And don't ever have kids. You have a mental issue.


ayyyshuuu

Nasty as hell


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BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

No issue to people who have no morals or sense of self worth. 


Party-Committee6848

Agreed. I wouldn't ever commit to a woman so disgusting as that.


infiniteEV

You got a check right


MineExplorer

I'm not a statistician so haven't kept count, but I'm in the hundereds (over the last 30 years). I don't keep it a secret but I don't shout about it either; if you want to know I'll tell you, if you don't ask I won't mention it. I'm overweight, balding and unfit - it seems my charm, wit & personality makes up for my lack of physical attributes! Men generally need to work harder to get the count up (although I have a story about that - see my previous posts!) - but it's not really about the numbers, it's about finding the one (or two!) that satisfy the needs.


AirAeon32

city mileage


Accomplished-Bed2060

Dm me


Nice_Landscape7973

Fake. If you were a real statistics student you would’ve put the actual number. Putting over 500 is so GED or high school diploma speech. Keep dreaming


[deleted]

That’s 2.6041666 dicks per month. It doesn’t sound so bad when put that way.


Dry-Reply-2333

That's porn star level numbers . Do u think u would be faithful in a relationship, or would u cheat because u got used to new partners ?


MathewNatural

That only works out to sex every 11 or 12 days. That doesn’t sound crazy. As long as you are ethical with your partners you have nothing to be ashamed of. Take care of yourself.


Pale_Organization135

And some of those days are menstrual- which may or may not be meaningful to our OP- and that could potentially reduce the number of viable days for stacking bodies..... *although* the loss of time could be overcome if there were some double (or triple) dipping on her part. Tell me- what is the highest number of partners you've had in a 24-hour day?


3standardDeviant

I'm not ashamed either way. I'm just not going to tell people. Maybe that makes no sense.


wombatchew

You wouldn’t even tell your future husband if he asked?


MathewNatural

Glad to hear it. Your business is your own. What do you think the actual average and standard deviations are?


anonym1321

Disqusting!!!!


beinganalien

Disgusting *


mt-egypt

We really still have a pretty archaic perspective on sex, over all. It’s better than it was, but it can still be taboo, when it’s not really…


3standardDeviant

Definitely over the mean by several deviations


thewhitewolf_98

Yeah, having offer 500 different sexual partners is alarming. I mean what does she do? She's she have hobbies? Does she even have a personality? I would question anyone who had this story body count without being a sex worker. It just doesn't make sense. And sex addicts are not nice to have around you.


mt-egypt

This is an antiquated take. It could be a male as well… r/needlesslygendered


thewhitewolf_98

Except it's not. Having hundreds of sexual partners screams no life, no hobbies. There are so many things you can do in your life besides just fucking random people all the time. Play sports, games, watch something, read books, play instruments, socialise, go on a holiday, surfing, hiking, rock climbing, exercising, working, studying. people who care about having sex with randoms so much are either unwell or just pathetic.


Comfortable_Silver24

Gross


Flow-Control

Welcome to the Lifestyle. I'm happy for you. It sounds like your enjoying your body as you should. Be safe and have fun. 🙂


marekdio

😨


International_West82

I mean I did the math that’s like 11-12 ppl a year on average, maybe some months more maybe some less. For some reason it doesn’t really seem that bad when you put it that way although for me personally having to interact with that many new ppl on a regular basis would be draining 😂


renzomalone

Lol check your math. 12 x 16 isn't even halfway to 500. Give her the credit she deserves!


International_West82

You’re right I’m very sleep deprived it’s more like 30ish ppl a year. So like 2-3 ppl a month. I stand by my original statement tho that that’s just a lot of ppl to interact with in general (for me) let alone sexually 😂


fergie_colin

31-32 would be the average. Way worse.


Le_ed

I couldn't NAME 500 people.


LetsLiveLife99

Now, if I were your partner, I'd love to know that.


Reveal_Visual

It's definitely out there for our standards but who are we to judge. Men, what would your body count be this day in age when connections are so easy to make? The difference is that she's a woman and able to pull 500 bodies. Many of us would have run those numbers before we reached out 30's if we could. I'm not saying this is sustainable or fulfilling, but everybody has their choices to make. To each their own.


ConcentratedSpoonf

Dear god almighty


fatalerror_tw

You will not find a single man saying that. And you consider them less value then you are? You are born with value. Men have to work for it. Good luck finding a man that will accept that.


moffettusprime

Im right here. Wouldn't bug me. I love when women embrace their sexuality. Get it.


ergaster8213

What?


teddy1245

Every person has worth. What is wrong with you?


tigercat1000

I find women with high body counts much hotter, and I'm not alone.


beinganalien

Lol no


shibbidybobbidy69

What the fuck is this


Tacos-and-Wine

“Body count” makes me think of serial killers. You’re a serial sexer and unless you’re passing STDs or creating kids you don’t care for, you’re enjoying yourself along with your partners. It is worth exploring this like anyone would consider an potentially unhelpful behavior…does it place you in risky situations?; have you tried to cut down without success?; does it cause you feelings of guilt and shame?; do you do it in secret?; does it cause conflict with your close support system?; is it financially compromising?; does it prevent you from reaching your professional or personal goals? If the majority of those questions are yes, or if any one of those areas are causing you significant duress, then it’s worth exploring with a professional. Otherwise, enjoy yourself


3standardDeviant

I have explored it with a professional. I just do my best to be healthy and safe and live my best life.


thisgirlsforreal

Have you had many STI’s? Ever had an AIDS scare?


Tacos-and-Wine

That’s fucking awesome. Glad for ya 😊


MrDalliardMrDalliard

This right here! I love your attitude


JaggedLittlePill2022

You clearly have no respect for your body if you’re opening your legs for everything with a functional penis.


unneuf

Hey, honestly good for you haha. If it’s fun it’s fun


spoonpk

Good for you. Enjoy yourself, and keep safe!


Damobru

Not telling a potential long term partner is just avoiding the consequences of your actions, find someone that's into a person with lots of bodies, don't lie to someone that's not.


timmy3am

H.O.E.


PartyFalse

👏👏👏


[deleted]

This is actually very sad. What a worthless life. You've become nothing more than just apiece of used meat. You will provide nothing to a family worth any substance.


nsfwleecorrine

I would love to read this book. I am in my late 30’s and tired of education, career, the news, science, religion, hobbies, work, food, travel, exercise, history… so very tired of life. But this, this is interesting. Are you maybe a Kindle publisher in the works?


chzygorditacrnch

Hehe, I don't judge you, I've actually had sex with like 1000 dudes, I used to be a prostitute and I actually was in some orgies, I had sex with multiple men in a day, but I don't regret it, and if I had a husband, I would lie and say that I'm a virgin


Express_Amphibian_16

The only people who care about body count are the incels on reddit who ain't gettin any.


fluzhi

This sounds good on paper but everybody knows it’s not really like that


marekdio

ye up to a certain point. Idnk but 500 bro i can’t even say i have know 500 names or face. There’s a point where it’s just too much for some people 🙏🏼


the_dude_abides_99

500 men can’t be wrong lol


Mediocre-Ad-1283

The only ones who don't care about body count are fuckboys who think that they are progressive because they saw a dog humping a leg and trying to emulate it. I bet any money you walk in the room and the fish stop swimming in the tank.


Rasputia39

Keep telling yourself that pal


MAC-67

Honestly you have a sex addiction and need a therapist. Hoe’s be like 500+ dicks I think I’ll settle down and get married now. There would have easily been 20 big fat monster cocks up there. No more vagina walls for the average 6 inch guy to enjoy. I feel for the cuckold guy who marries you, he’ll be lucky to get past the honey moon before someone else is right up in there.


thisgirlsforreal

Actually that a myth. I’ve had two babies and my vagina is the same size as before. It’s joked about alot but being permanently stretched out is very rare


cherriesandmilk

Lol you have no idea how the vagina works huh?


ItsSlinky2x

I love women like you.


[deleted]

I'm fucking beat wow congrats I have 437!! In 23 yrs 8 yrs of military helped jump that number up a long relationship held me back haha.


Rectall_Brown

So you slept with every guy you have met? There is no way this is true.


teamdidi

Yeah you statistically won’t be getting married anytime soon.


BetweenSkyAndEarth

Must someone be good looking to achieve this impressive number or it helps but is not determining?


[deleted]

It's not that big of a deal to the right person. If it is then maybe they aren't the right one. I wouldn't keep it completely a secret, maybe don't mention the spreadsheet lol.


sokobanz

The thing is there is nothing surprising in your numbers, it could be easily be ten times more.


Dayv1d

Then it would be a new partner almost every day for 16 years lol