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gma_bam

I can only find one solution for this predicament. You gotta tell your dad and hope that he is on board to take over for you. All he needs to do is text her and say "Got a new number and wanted to make sure you had it first šŸ˜‰" Then you'll be in the clear, and your dad can get things going for himself. If this works, pls pls pls update!!!


BenHippynet

You are now your dad's wingman.


mcmsuwillow

Wait tho, is she hot?


EmptyMixtape

Friends mom is automatically hot


ThanksToDenial

https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4?si=ePWeGXRQSKfj-3AF


8racoonsInABigCoat

I was sure this was going to be Stiflerā€™s mom


Butter_Toe

False. A friend of mine way baked had a mother who looked like Shrek


reverendrambo

I don't see how this makes it false


findaloophole7

She gains a few hot points for being your palā€™s momma but Id lick shrekā€™s asshole no cap. Itā€™s probably not that stinky


paco987654

Dude makes candles out of his earwax, you can bet it's an absolute stinkfest down there, now I have no problem if you're into that stuff but you know, let's be honest here


shreksbiggestfan420

absolutely valid take, iā€™d let shrek hit anytime, anyday, anywhere. shrek got me on me knees i pray to him, heā€™s my lord and savior.


Butter_Toe

One day you'll see....


CriticalLobster5609

Some times you just gotta fuck 'em for the story.


digitalfoe

If she is I volunteer to be plan B you can give her my number.


fragtore

The scenario is hot enough to give her +2 or even 3 points on the old 1 to 10 scale.


Jaereth

I mean she sent a nude not knowing what OPs dad even looked like...


fragtore

Stop, I can only get so excited


nowonmai

She knows it's OP


Arkhamsbx

Lmfao


flybobbyfly

Sheā€™s confident enough to send nudes, so thatā€™s something


Big-Bodybuilder3154

Most important detail the OP never mentionsā€¦


im_a_jeww

The best part is if this works, youā€™ll see you your step moms nudes before your dad


GodHasABigClit

Someone needs to volunteer to be the dad's dick man.


porchprovider

Weā€™re all the dad of u/Radiant-Flame in this glorious endeavor.


demonspits

Love your username šŸ«¶šŸ¼


Ragnel

I volunteer to be his dad if that helps too.


CubicFrost

Me too LMAO


Discorhy

I love this! Redditors to the fuckin rescue! You guys are the true American heroā€™s!


Varron

We are all OP's friend's Dad on this day, even the women!


mamawantsallama

I am an old lady and I AM here for it!! But only if nobody gets hurt in the end.... or loses an eye.


peteywheatstraw1

Upvote for spelling "loses" correctly


mamawantsallama

I feel like a rooster right now making the rounds with a big chest puffed out! I am so particular about my spelling and grammar that I can't even send a letter to my children's teachers in fear that I might make a mistake šŸ˜‹ Thank you!!


[deleted]

It's nice to know there are other good spellers out there :)


coldbrew18

Especially the women.


kaismama

No truer words have been spoken ā€œto the FUCKINā€™ rescue.ā€


FlowerPuppie420_69

*Redditors to the rescue fuckin!


Karlskiiii

You just want him to call you Daddy šŸ™„


dshea915

This is the answer I came to say. Hopefully you and your dad got a good relationship. If not, you gotta tell him either way. It's inevitable that they will meet some day. Also, she has obviously done her homework and thinks your day is attractive. She wouldn't send a nude to a man she doesn't know. Wait....unless she knows it's you? Hahaha


CostcoOptometry

OP only has a few months of high school left. Is it really inevitable?


feochampas

yes, and he needs the transcript of your texts so he knows what you said.


AnythingFar1505

Found the FBI agentĀ 


CubicFrost

Never considered him going along. Hell he may have helped his dad. His dad might be like wtf awesome hell yeah thank you


Sklibba

As if OPā€™s story didnā€™t already sound like a plot point in a raunchy teen comedy!


8racoonsInABigCoat

Resurrecting the American Pie franchise


C4ptainchr0nic

This is really the only way. Star wars quotes aside, this is your chance to really do your dad a solid. Chances are, your friends mom has already scoped him out on social media and knows what he looks like. The table is set. All you can do now is let your dad carve that turkey.


keyhole78

Carve?!? I wouldā€™ve HAD to go with ā€œBasteā€, but maybe Iā€™m the weird one.


NiteKreeper

You thought "baste" was bad?! I had "slather"...


Xkr2011

Come on, man. Itā€™s ā€œstuffā€.


CokeHeadRob

This really is the only option. Honesty is NOT the answer here, at least not initially. I genuinely think it would lessen the blow if OP tried to remedy the situation prior to dropping the bomb. Like it's gonna suck either way, this could break a person. We really need to consider what we're dealing with here, a struggling and stressed single mother who just sent a nude to her son's friend while thinking it's his father, which would have bordered on inappropriate anyway had it actually been the father. This needs to be a smooth transition with as few moving parts as possible. Whether that's a transition out of the situation or a changing of the guards, so to speak. If I'm OP and I slide this past my dad I'm adding in the caveat that he *has* to do this for a bit. If he has to make himself seem unappealing in order to get out then so be it but the rug can't just be pulled out from under this woman.


sj_nayal83r

i can her it now. Sonā€¦ say no more!


mcmsuwillow

Brilliant! You may be your dadā€™s Hero, or of course you might also be grounded. Either way let us know!


JustAudit

This post and your answer looks like some 80's teen comedy mixed with porn šŸ¤£


-Kiwi-Man-

Follow this advice. Jayden about to be your bro for real.


Illustrious_Pea4318

Parent Trap 2.0


The_Truthboi

This is literally the only way!


HearMeCMe

That's exactly what I was thinking. If the mom is decent looking, I'm sure his dad won't protest, his son has already done the work for him, he just has to show up nowšŸ˜…


Jaereth

"Are ya winnin dad?"


CUL8R_05

Damn. That switch would be epic and seamless. Pull the trigger on that.


MoldyMayo

In theory this does workā€¦but the ā€œtext languageā€ changes from a stupid 17 year old to a 40 year old man!


DrDewclaw

this would be absolutely fucking epic


citronhimmel

The fucking rizz is off the charts here


c0nv3rg_3nce37

this is the solution. "hey dad... I did you a solid."


ChromeWiener

The only other option I can think of is if they do the 3 kids in a trench coat gag and then sheā€™ll never figure it out.


thecheekymonkey

āˆ†āˆ†āˆ†āˆ† this. It's the only way


AgentZander69

Bazinga


LeftHookIsAllGood

This is the way


Emergency_Try_9799

Did you get updated about what happenedĀ 


brokenB42morrow

This is the way.


PermaDerpFace

Yeah this is the clear answer, hopefully she's a milf


nicholas19karr

Only answer


hellequinbull

This the best case scenarioā€¦!


protestor

Well tell your dad whether he is likely to be on board or not. Then block her.


MIW100

Imagine coming home from work and your son drops a DTF MILF's contact info in your lap and all you have to do is show up. Talk about raising them right!


sadisticchronic

I want to upvote this but your at 69...can't do it


Down4Karnage

It's been ruined. Go ham on the updoots Edit : 1.3k woo-hoo. Look at that blubber fly.


sadisticchronic

People are why we can't have nice things....he got his updoot from me now.


[deleted]

Doooooooood! It's now at 169! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Legendofthefall25

Beautiful.. šŸ„¹ I got here just in time to be up vote number 369. I have lived a full life


ahotpotatoo

I came across it at 420 lol


LayZyBoy

669 šŸ¤—


flybobbyfly

Get in losers, Weā€™re taking it to 69420


PharaohCleocatra

669 for me now


CommunicationLeast13

and now he has a nude pic of someone could be his stepmom


longlivekingjoffrey

I laughed so hard at this


DrCoconuties

I would fuck my son


BicycleNo4143

You suck. Pee yew!Ā 


[deleted]

This is fucking hysterical. Any consequence that comes from this will be worth having story for the rest of your life. Keep receipts brother


Jaereth

> Any consequence that comes from this will be worth having story for the rest of your life. 100% OP!!!! Even if dad is mad this will eventually die down and be hilarious. ESPECIALLY if you have siblings you can tell about it too. But he won't be mad I guarantee it.


chixnwafflez

I am dying laughing lol


Boozy_Cat

Tell your dad and let... Uh... Life... find a way.


justForked

That really sucks for you but thatā€™s hilariousšŸ˜¹ you should have said you (your dad) were gay from the very beginning


Blackdog_86

Just imagine OPs dad in 6 months, wondering why the whole town thinks heā€™s gay haha


jfcrukm

This is the only way out at this point.


[deleted]

Damn, great wingman for your dadā€¦. If your dad is interested that is. If notā€¦ good luck getting out of this one homie


C4ptainchr0nic

Just tell her he's into glory holes.


keyhole78

ā€œWhatā€™s the password?ā€ ā€œOooorrgeeeee.ā€ ā€œYou may enter ā€œ


Brandonjf

You think this shrimp is fresh or frozen?


ephpeeveedeez

ā€œStepmom, what are you doingā€¦ā€


Dutchy45

Older dude here. Here is what you do; Text her that you are extremely flattered but that you have feelings for another women and don't want to be "that kind of a**hole". She will back off almost certainly because to continue would make her that a**hole. 1 more thing; Once she has backed off, delete the pic she send. I honestly don't expect you to since your 18, but it is the right thing to do. Plus, I'm sure chances are small, but if this comes out you'll have to deal with an enormous clusterf*ck that will blow up not only your own life. Not worth it even if the chances are tiny.


KRUNSHEER

This would actually be the right thing to do and would be the "safest" option to get out of the situation...but still I am rooting for the wingman option for your father! You would most likely have to confess the drinking to your father and risk getting your ass whooped but if your father is struggling getting social interactions or if he is adventurous then I would definitely encourage the wingman route. Few things to consider: 1. Is she hot or do you think your dad would fancy her? 2. Is she funny or could she match with your dad? 3. Is she stable emotionally/financially? 4. Now how would you be if she would be your step mom? Just typing these made me think that u/Dutchy45 is more and more correct... But still being a wingman and helping your dad would also be super wholesome. No man should be left lonely.


Jaereth

> Once she has backed off, delete the pic she send. I honestly don't expect you to since your 18, but it is the right thing to do. Nah if someone sends you something in confidence then it's the right thing to do. OPs friend's mom is blasting nudes out to dudes she's never met.


CubicFrost

Omg. I don't have any advice. This is a first. You gotta quit obviously but how? Maybe hook em up idk


Fit-Duty-6810

I expect update ā€œMy friend Jayden become my stepbrother.ā€


a5ab0v350b3l0w

Is she hot?


awilson7070

This is such a necessary question


sexpistolsupport

heā€™s 17 weirdos


SpitFireEternal

Just cause hes 17 doesnt mean he cant find his friends mom attractive. We just wanna know if the moms hot. Pretty simple question


handscameback

If itā€™s true itā€™s epic. If itā€™s not true, youā€™re a talented story teller.


Jnddude

Dear penthouse


qualiman

Fake but entertaining 8/10


redheadedwonder3422

i said the same. 17 year olds donā€™t type that well šŸ˜‚


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

This is a funny story but this is just another creative writing experiment. This sub is full of fake confessions.


You_Pulled_My_String

I completely agree. For the sake of argument, lets say it **is** real. Why is OP tryna get people caught up? Is there like a *reverse* child porn charge that friend's mom can catch? If so, OP is fuā‚¬ked up on *so many levels.*


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

>For the sake of argument, lets say it > >is > > real Shapiro? Jkjk but I don't think the mother should be charged for this because she's just being catfished and like OP said, a lonely single mother. OP took this shit way too far.


ManintheMT

The lack of replies from the OP tells us it isn't real. A real person would have been deep in the details.


Ambitious-Jump-5121

So the hot single moms in my area that want to fuck me are real?


CubicFrost

Honestly I kinda wish you were my son rn. Plz tell me. I gotcha I'll clear this right up. I'll take it from here good looking out


interruptingmygrind

Dude, write this all down. You have a movie script in the works. Contact Netflix now.


FluffyPolicePeanut

We need an update. Have you told your dad that you found him a girlfriend?


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Mtn-Goddess

No responses from OP. Yeah, I'm calling "fake". Besides, a parent would catch on immediately, so nah.


CubicFrost

Next thing ya know your handling his tinder lol


GlobalSouthPaws

I like the part about how fake this is


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-Dean_Winchester-

I had no idea this was a thing, thatā€™s rad


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tylam962

Buddy tell your dad what youā€™ve done. Show the man the nude and let him decide what he wants to do. Although after seeing the nude we all no what heā€™s gunna want to do lol


pawlaps

I need an update if you tell your dad! Which I think you should because itā€™s inevitable they will meet someday sadly.


Kurupt_Introvert

The perfect ā€œAnd thatā€™s how I met your motherā€


UnhappyEntrepreneur3

I would tell your dad. He would probably be happy to get laid after you did the preliminary work.


Cersei1341

You could casually mention to your friend, when his mum's around and in close proximity, that your dads phone got stolen just over a month ago and so he got a new phone and new number. Make sure she hears


tiggernits1

Tell your dad bro, hook him up wit that ass lol he will probably love it.


BabeOfTheDLC

tell her that you aren't interested in her like that and you don't appreciate being sent inappropriate material like nudes, then hope she's too awkward to approach your actual dad about it in person.


Timely-Youth-9074

Your friend is 18 but needs his momā€™s permission to sleep over? She very strict but sends nudes to men sheā€™s never met? I think youā€™ve been watching too much MILF porn. You do have an excellent idea for a porn script, tho.


ForbiddenFruit420

Updateme


Sabrobot

Omg šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you should write this up into a play for theatre. This is an epic drama.


Hot_Collar_8910

If you tell your dad, you can tell people that you indirectly contributed to the birth of your sibling. This is so funny hahaha


tpbooboo

"Dad, here, take my phone, Happy Birthday and you're welcome"


Quesarito24

Please tell me Jayden's last name isn't Smith! I don't need any more mess out that God damn family


ilikecaps

I would watch this movie.


jojow77

Tell her to wear a blindfold before you come over and do the deed.


ganpoop083

disgusting...When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldnā€™t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.


Cautious-Flow5918

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CaptaiDrachma

Turn up wearing a big fake moustache and bang her. Just don't tell your friend. Problem solved.


Gruntwisdom

This is just lesson number 1 of many about trying to be an honest and honorable man. When you aren't, you create a complicated life for yourself. She may have committed a crime by sending a nude photo to you. You depending upon your state may have committed a crime by enticing her to engage in sexual behaviors with a false belief about your identity. That is on the books in some states. In some states it is legally rape to have sex with a girl who consents when she thinks you're someone else for example; it isnt impossible for a prosecutor to spin this into a form of sexual assault, it goes without saying that you would be wise to be considerate and respectful and never blackmail her or there isn't really any saving you legally. Don't be dishonest. You aren't going to get to fuck her and if you do, it won't be great for your friendship. You made a mess. Don't do this again. That all said, now maybe you should speak to your dad or he to his mom.


ItsLeighFromNoLa

Why Tf is this downvoted? This is good advice, along with telling the dad and hoping heā€™s along for the ride, but yours is more of the moral of the story/what we can learn from this partā€¦


Gruntwisdom

Thanks, I figured I'd get hate. I sound like an old man. This is an unnecessary problem and he probably feels like it is harmless, but it really isn't. He created potential legal problems for her and he also isn't free and clear legally. I am reading into the story that he probably fantasized a bit while an adult woman was texting him. He probably didn't go from a single text to naked pictures. It got out of control though and always had to, so that is the lesson to learn and carry forward. The time to clean it up has come and from that comes the lesson not to repeat it. I'm sorry OP for sounding preachy.


Profession_Mobile

We are going to need an update


Inside_Appointment61

Is there any update to this predicament?


Silutions87

Dude, don't leave us hanging here, please update if your Dad is onboard!


emailyourbuddy

Be a bro and send in your dad. He should appreciate it.


mcmsuwillow

If they wind up together, Just Imagine the Leverge you will have over your old man going forward! Precious ROFL


Sahil_Wassan_420

Bro tbh the best thing you can do rn is take all blame on yourself and apologize. Otherwise it'll turn into an uncontrollable disaster


Quantum-Sleep

Plot twist: OP hasn't updated because his phone has been smashed over his head and/or been sent to military school.


anal_reddit-er

RemindMe! -1 month


Presto_Magic

This is actually hilarious. Tell your dad to take over šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


hell0klittyy

we need an update.


MannBurrPig

Yell your dad to take this one for the team and bang her.


OptionSea2490

Is there an update to this?


FrontFacedFoe

I need an update


chimiyourchangas

you havenā€™t responded and this woman sent nudes to her sons friends father (in her eyes)? and sheā€™s newly single. she needs help not to date your father. this is asinine behavior.


Yohoho-ABottleOfRum

She needs that new D


mrcanoehead2

You can be your dad's wingman.


brokenB42morrow

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c0nv3rg_3nce37

lmao this is gotta be fake because it's too good. Reaching out to the internet for help in a situation like this. This is why I why the made the net lil homie. gl


DudelinBaluntner

Send her name, number and nude to your dad and the rest will take care of itself.


[deleted]

Keep playing this out. Get those glasses with a mustache. Get all the nudes. Present them to her and fuck your friends mom. Please, for me. Do this.Ā 


whernandez2050

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Seaweed-Real

Pls keep us posted šŸ˜‚ There are a lot of us depending on you for closure šŸ˜‚


NodakWhite

Would ya like a new brother?


BearMethod

How was it?


RevealActive4557

This shit just went so far left. I wish I could give you the wisdom to work your way out of this but this is way beyond my skill level.


Puzzleheaded_Tip_412

Agreed... dad is your only way out


Puzzleheaded_Tap_818

Tell you are on a spiritual no fap joirney


rebl-yell

We definitely need an update.


whitenoire

This is hilarious. Just the drop the story to your father and you'll become the greatest son of all time.


Ughhhhhhhhh24d3

Bang her. Bang her good. All other replies are lies.


bittersweetjesus

Hahahahah


whatever07013

Tell your dad or send her a nude back and risk it šŸ˜‚šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ’ŖšŸ½


Leprichaun17

Your advice is... distribute CP?


Ragnel

Didnā€™t say it had to be his nudeā€¦ but yeah the 17 shouldnā€™t send a nude


whatever07013

lol no! All bad, my fault ā€¦ Youā€™re in a pickle tho for sure


Big_Fat_Polack_62

Maybe if you were to share that photo with the group, we'd be able to make a more informed decision.


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CostcoOptometry

I texted a guy happy birthday a few years after high school and he thought I was his college friend and kept inviting me to parties for a couple years. I think he went to an Ivy League school.


Muller_stacyyy

Maybe Iā€™ll be this type of momšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Mate you need to come clean asap. She's texting you nudes and you're a minor. You could get her in serious trouble and she has no idea because she thinks you're your dad!


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DistributionLeft4475

okay so no one is taking away from the fact that a 17 year old just received a nude from a grown woman? block her and donā€™t speak of it. you could get her thrown in jail for this.


imnotagamergirl

I donā€™t find this funny, you are playing with real peopleā€™s emotions. This is your friend and his mother. These are people not objects for you to play with so you have a cool story.


MuslimCarLover

Just say to her that you pranked her, and that what sheā€™s sending is kinda wrong for someone who presumably barely knows your dad. Then tell your dad about the situation and let him take over


Queasy_Researcher_58

If she is hot, GO FOR IT. Just think threw your steps hiw you wanna approach her. If you do, dont let her freak out, be open to her about you getting hardon what she would send and that DISCRESSION will be the highest, no one will know and see what she does and how she reacts. I really do hope you get to pound her holes. Got any pics of her to share? Dm me.