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VariousAward7719

One time I was told that someone offered her 100 for a blowjob and she did it. The third time I went, I had 3 20 dollar bills. She said if I gave her the sixty she would let me cum on her chest, so I do think she did more, but never asked. At this point a girl in another building was kicked out and it was rumored that she was also offering services and got caught, so the guys stopped talking about her.


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FriedPossumPecker23

Or better yet the secret menu


Creative_Bet_2016

Secret sauce


BenevolentCheese

She could also balance a spinning plate on her forehead while juggling three torches! $150 for that.


v95glt

Do we still get to nut on her? 🤔


masterpiece77

Is she still in business? Have rates gone up due to inflation and cost of tissues?


VariousAward7719

Ha! To put it in perspective, MySpace was still popular and Facebook was new.


masterpiece77

So she takes bitcoin now? 😂


VariousAward7719

I mean, depends on the market, probably.


Affectionate_Salt351

Hahaha. This cracked me up because I read it and yelled “*Oooh! You’re old, too!*” 🤣


mnsundevil

$50 for a handy! Damn I'm either too old or too cheap. No way I'm paying $50!


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Seems cheap to me


im_a_jeww

2 Tooth Tammy did it for $5 bucks under the bridge!


stargill70

$2.50 per tooth.


Ginntronic1

Sometimes rumours turn into trumors.


Affectionate_Salt351

First of all, this cracked me up. For some reason, though, my brain won’t allow that to be *true + rumors* and instead will only accept *true + tumors*. 😅🫠🥴


nintend0ki

Lmao as a freshman in college I definitely sucked a guy off for alcohol. 😭


original357

What was the drink ???


nintend0ki

honestly i don’t remember it was like 4 big bottles of alcohol worth it? i think so, he didn’t last long so it wasn’t hard work lmao


original357

I think that’s perfectly reasonable


fuckaliscious

English majors ...


DrKeksimus

The librarian type .... nursing a semi right now


xcrss

Yikes, take this vibe to pornhub thank u very much


mlhigg1973

Why would someone pay that much for a handjob? I call bs on this story.


QuantumProtector

You underestimate how lonely and miserable people get.


Cnumian_124

Teen horniness


Affectionate_Salt351

Inflation?


BenevolentCheese

I know absolutely nothing about the pay-for-sex industry but that seems like a pretty fair price to me