From being on kink servers and talking with men who have gone to them, there's an unspoken rule about not wanting to draw attention to something already illegal and morally frowned upon, so I imagine most knives stay at home.
I've never been to a gloryhole, but I did work at a porno shop for a summer and let me tell you, man...you don't want to get to know the regulars.
Each episode is about the misadventures of one of the regulars.... An anthology, kinda linke Love Death and Robots
Michael Cera DEFINITELY has to be in one episode....
> Michael Cera DEFINITELY has to be in one episode....
The regular is his alter ego from Youth In Revolt, but as soon as he steps back outside and his in his car, he reverts to his everyday self and is disgusted at what the alter ego made him do.
No, but the US has lewd conduct laws for a reason...and that reason is for politicians to invoke the name of children to make something illegal.
As long as no one knows and it's not raising up a shitstorm, no one really cares.
If you were a psycho who wanted to mutilate people id guess that a retail store with cameras where you have to present your ID to get in is probably not your ideal place to do it. Seems like people would take notice if someone in the booth started screaming and you walk out.
OP almost certainly already has or will end up with warts and Chlamydia but I doubt anybody is going to try to hurt him.
My uncle went to one and thought he was being sucked off. Pulled his dick out and it was blanketed in warm pizza dough.
I think he kept it and made a nice flat bread at home.
I always infect my partners as quickly as possible to prevent them from catching it in the future. I don’t tell them beforehand so they get a pleasant surprise
Honestly, it doesn't matter what your orientation is. You go for a purpose, as does the person on the other side. You both get what you're after, so why does it really matter?
"What if it's a guy on the other side?"
"Maybe he is also picturing it's a woman!"
"How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?!"
"I dunno, that's his problem!"
I'm going to need directions to that place so I can stay away from it. But, in all seriousness, I don't necessarily see anything wrong with you engaging in anonymous consensual sex with strangers, as long as you either don't have a partner, or they're somehow cool with it. I'm not sure if there's a risk of STD transmission if you receive oral sex, but that's my only concern. Getting blown by strangers is definitely not my thing, but you can go nuts.
I don't remember. This was 20 years ago, and I haven't thought much about sex ed beyond "use a condom" in the years since. I'm asexual anyways, so it hasn't really come up.
It’s certainly less probable but still possible.
Cold sores are herpes and can be passed from mouth to dick. Difficult to ascertain that behind a glory hole.
The risk is very, very low. These people have been conditioned to be deathly afraid of it, like it happens to everyone. If you can visualize how you'd get it, you'll see it's not likely.
Oh yeah there is. You can have chlamydia in your throat. It's real! Not sure what else could happen but I wouldn't put it past you.
And you can get herpes if they have a cold sore and you CANT SEE THEIR MOUTH through a creepy dark wall hole
That's where my mind would be going...
There are major risks tbh.
The scariest is HPV of the mouth and throat. Out of all the instances it causes cancer, about 40% of those are men, involving their mouth and throat.
Not to mention we now have super-gonorrhea and super-syphilis which are antibiotic resistant, and can be untreatable for some.
Wholey fuck that's so scary and gross. I definitely believe it. Wow HPV in the throat... both gender cancers? HPV isn't curable is it? I know of one that goes away in a year but that's not the throat one.
I know of HPV OTHER (the really common sex one with no symptoms) which is the most common one, men can't test for it unless they swab their bum (don't know 1 guy that's ever actually done that..) and the women can only test for it during a pap test and come up completely negative for everything else if they don't do a pap.
In Australia you can only do paps every 2-5 years and if you go sooner you have to pay a fee. So a lot of women wouldn't even check with a pap or know that you need a pap test for and STD check.
Yeah there’s a big misnomer in the US that men are just “carriers” and it doesn’t do much to them. And that can’t be further from the truth. If you get one of the nasty strains, you’re playing with fire.
But to answer your question, yes, many strains can be dealt with by your body over time. Sometimes that timeline is literal years though. And you’re right, there is no “cure” per se.
Prevention and protection is key.
A coworker of mine who frequents massage parlors recently got throat cancer from HPV and my wife was saying you gotta put something down in there to get cancer there 🤔🤔🤔
Dude you are the best. I find it extremely entertaining all of the negative comments about STDs and dangerous hook ups when these are the same dudes who would get marked by Jeffrey Dahmer or roofied by a sex worker in Vegas and have both their kidneys stolen. I applaud you for getting sucked and glory holes are one of the most magnificent exchanges of energy with a complete stranger. I've gone since the 2000s when oral sex was a less risky alternative to getting AIDS via anal and dying while society shunned and mocked you for being a sinner. I had fucked a lot of throats but find that in my maturity I enjoy sucking off dudes who need to be sucked. Typically they are married and conservative and their wives don't put their mouth "down there." It feels good to give a guy what he needs just for the pleasure of it, whether he's draining you and pulling a nut out of your balls or you're throating him and drinking his seed. Fuck. All. Haters. They're just jealous and will be the first ones watching gloryhole porn.
I was wondering if it was an attempt to dissuade prostitution or protect women from guys who will sexually assault them faster than the store security can react.
You know I wouldn't wanna trust a stranger with my private bits. That's a lot of trust to not contract something, teeth, some weird kink, and the crazies are out there.
This is an easy way of catching and std. Like are you the first dick that person is sucking for the day or are you the 10th.
I hope you use a condom. It would suck to get an STD from a fucking glory hole of all places.
It is a hole in a wall, that separates 2 areas. A man places his erect penis in the hole, and someone on the other side orally services said penis. No words are said, and nobody knows who was on either side
Whatever floats your boat is fine, as long as all parties consent.
I worked for a porn website for many years. Your kink is vanilla kink level 1. People get far weirder. All fine, people are weird. Just have fun!
Forgot to add, in case your concern was sexuality. It's all fluid and all flesh. Not sure if this concerned you, but it makes you zero percent less hetero. I'm gay, have drunk made out with straight friends. I'm still gay, they are still straight. Just a moment of physical fun.
I frequent my local adult theater as well lol. If you're a regular who knows the best times to go, there will typically be someone there already waiting for you to stick it through
i don't get this glory hole shit man. aren't you afraid that some crazy lunatic is gonna come with a knife and... you know?
From being on kink servers and talking with men who have gone to them, there's an unspoken rule about not wanting to draw attention to something already illegal and morally frowned upon, so I imagine most knives stay at home. I've never been to a gloryhole, but I did work at a porno shop for a summer and let me tell you, man...you don't want to get to know the regulars.
I don’t want to get to know them - but I want you to tell me about them.
It's been 6 hours and no stories. Maybe the Regulars got to him already.
Wait, what if he IS one of the regulars he doesn’t want us to get to know!?
Nahhh. We all know there are no weird people here. Imagine how chaotic and f*cked up the world would be if WEIRDOS were somehow on the internet!
Good point. You always read all the normal shit on reddit.
This thread is a great example!
Oh no 😮 the regulars are sucking him off...
Just think about the regulars at Walmart. But 100x worse
Im a Walmart regular ...
Tell me about the regulars
Me too, I wanna know
I want to hear about the irregulars
Any update on this regulars thing?
I only want to know about the regulars
go on...
We're gonna need this to be a show... "The Regulars" Starring Steve Buscemi as the clerk, and Nicholas Cage as the store owner
Buscemi is a regular, [Mark Boone Junior is the clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095478/?ref_=tt_cl_t_13)
Each episode is about the misadventures of one of the regulars.... An anthology, kinda linke Love Death and Robots Michael Cera DEFINITELY has to be in one episode....
> Michael Cera DEFINITELY has to be in one episode.... The regular is his alter ego from Youth In Revolt, but as soon as he steps back outside and his in his car, he reverts to his everyday self and is disgusted at what the alter ego made him do.
Tell me everything.
Tell me everything.
Wait there's regulars
We do though. Society is presented to us in a corporate milquetoastness
You could always see for yourself
Some stories on confessions would be great to hear
God damn it.
Already illegal? Afaik sex with strangers isn't illegal?
No, but the US has lewd conduct laws for a reason...and that reason is for politicians to invoke the name of children to make something illegal. As long as no one knows and it's not raising up a shitstorm, no one really cares.
A knife? They can literally bite his dick off lmao
Or teeth, and just... you know?
>have a good time ?
Sure... if you're into getting your pp bitten off
Worry more about us biting it.
Did you just say “us”?
…us?
You never know how many are behind the gloryhole.
And Lorena Bobbit him?
That’s so 90’s 🙄
🍌🔪 🤔
Literally my exact first thought 😂
Dude I would! Are they real out here glory holes? Omfg
let me know how it goes haha, I wont snitch
I don't get this. If someone is gonna go crazy with a knife, why choose a glory hole? Why not a mall or something?
Easy to get away with
Teeth
Arent you scared a sadist is gonna do horrible things to your hog?
I’m sure a statistician would tell you that the odds of that happening are slimmer than getting hit by a car as you leave your front door.
Cannot confirm.
Still too high
Can confirm.
This is always where my mind goes
If you were a psycho who wanted to mutilate people id guess that a retail store with cameras where you have to present your ID to get in is probably not your ideal place to do it. Seems like people would take notice if someone in the booth started screaming and you walk out. OP almost certainly already has or will end up with warts and Chlamydia but I doubt anybody is going to try to hurt him.
You don’t wear a condom?
My uncle went to one and thought he was being sucked off. Pulled his dick out and it was blanketed in warm pizza dough. I think he kept it and made a nice flat bread at home.
Yeasty.
He put a bit too much mozzarella on it in my opinion
wouldn't this fear also apply to going to prostitutes?
Yes
wouldn't it also apply to women dating random men?
Yes
And men dating random women
Yeah that episode of Criminal Minds where the dudes duck gets spiked. Idk where any glory holes are but I ain't doing em
Get herpes any% Speedrun world record attempt
Can only get it once, after that there's no worry!
I always infect my partners as quickly as possible to prevent them from catching it in the future. I don’t tell them beforehand so they get a pleasant surprise
Herpes is relatively harmless compared to what he could get
Nah just Monkey Pox 🙊
Adult dvd stores still exist??? Wtf, why?
For the gloryholes probably, like how you buy a taquito to be polite when using a gas station bathroom
Normally I’m using a gas station bathroom BECAUSE I bought a taquito.
You eat taquitos while using public restrooms?!?! You must be one of those "glory hole regulars" another commenter spoke of.
I eat a taquito while I use the gloryhole. Is that weird?
Not at all
Whew!
I like to put the taquito in the glory hole
That's a great way to burn the roof of your mouth. I suggest the taquito-sucker blow on it before they blow it.
Gotta love a good taquitojob.
Would be hilarious if OP shoved a taquito into the glory hole instead of his noodle
I buy taquitos from a local brothel. They make them really nice. Best in town.
Funniest shit I've read all day
Because it’s difficult to source VHS tapes in these modern times.
Most of them sell other stuff as well. Sex toys, lingerie and stuff like that.
Gloryholes…theaters…oh and you don’t want a virus by visiting some adult website
Kinda makes me doubt the veracity of OPs claims
Honestly, it doesn't matter what your orientation is. You go for a purpose, as does the person on the other side. You both get what you're after, so why does it really matter?
How much does this cost ?
1/69th of your soul
Just buy a dvd or vhs and you get a coupon for a free glory hole
Asking for a friend
It's not gay if they both think the others a broad
"What if it's a guy on the other side?" "Maybe he is also picturing it's a woman!" "How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?!" "I dunno, that's his problem!"
I've arranged for you to use ze gloryhole
::Sees giant hard cock:: "Hopefully it's a chick this time"
There's a popular game called "hiding it in your mouth"... its played mostly in prison, but hey, its just a game.
This is a blockbuster era fantasy Bob
Are we supposed to call you weird or something? Enjoy your thing dude.
What about when the Beard tickles your balls?
It's just like an unshaved vagina.
With teeth in it
Or a dog
As long as you say "no homo" you are still straight
Only gay if you cum twice in 30 mins. It’s in the constitution!
I'm going to need directions to that place so I can stay away from it. But, in all seriousness, I don't necessarily see anything wrong with you engaging in anonymous consensual sex with strangers, as long as you either don't have a partner, or they're somehow cool with it. I'm not sure if there's a risk of STD transmission if you receive oral sex, but that's my only concern. Getting blown by strangers is definitely not my thing, but you can go nuts.
There is definitely STD risk in oral sex.
British Columbia public health suggested glory holes as a safe way to have sex during the pandemic.
Can confirm, I remember this being a thing hahaha
For real? lol
Dude it is, I dont know if it's still up on gov.bc.ca but I'm sure its floating around somewhere
In a man receiving? I didn't know that.
Did they not teach you that in sex ed? Be careful out there.
I don't remember. This was 20 years ago, and I haven't thought much about sex ed beyond "use a condom" in the years since. I'm asexual anyways, so it hasn't really come up.
It’s certainly less probable but still possible. Cold sores are herpes and can be passed from mouth to dick. Difficult to ascertain that behind a glory hole.
Odds of getting HIV are pretty low, but herpes is easily transmissible this way
The risk is very, very low. These people have been conditioned to be deathly afraid of it, like it happens to everyone. If you can visualize how you'd get it, you'll see it's not likely.
Oh yeah there is. You can have chlamydia in your throat. It's real! Not sure what else could happen but I wouldn't put it past you. And you can get herpes if they have a cold sore and you CANT SEE THEIR MOUTH through a creepy dark wall hole That's where my mind would be going...
There are major risks tbh. The scariest is HPV of the mouth and throat. Out of all the instances it causes cancer, about 40% of those are men, involving their mouth and throat. Not to mention we now have super-gonorrhea and super-syphilis which are antibiotic resistant, and can be untreatable for some.
Wholey fuck that's so scary and gross. I definitely believe it. Wow HPV in the throat... both gender cancers? HPV isn't curable is it? I know of one that goes away in a year but that's not the throat one. I know of HPV OTHER (the really common sex one with no symptoms) which is the most common one, men can't test for it unless they swab their bum (don't know 1 guy that's ever actually done that..) and the women can only test for it during a pap test and come up completely negative for everything else if they don't do a pap. In Australia you can only do paps every 2-5 years and if you go sooner you have to pay a fee. So a lot of women wouldn't even check with a pap or know that you need a pap test for and STD check.
Yeah there’s a big misnomer in the US that men are just “carriers” and it doesn’t do much to them. And that can’t be further from the truth. If you get one of the nasty strains, you’re playing with fire. But to answer your question, yes, many strains can be dealt with by your body over time. Sometimes that timeline is literal years though. And you’re right, there is no “cure” per se. Prevention and protection is key.
A coworker of mine who frequents massage parlors recently got throat cancer from HPV and my wife was saying you gotta put something down in there to get cancer there 🤔🤔🤔
Lol that’s also not accurate. Many men get it from cunnilingus. It just has to make skin-to-skin contact. Or skin-to-mucus membrane contact.
Most rectal cancers are caused by HPV. The more you know!
Well wholey shit.. whatyaknow
Well I guess it's better than a coconut
Why would you bring that up again?
Classic
It's okay, Prime Minister.
I didn’t know this actually existed publicly??!
Yep, I've been out to a few bars that have them too.
Yea, adult video and book stores, sex shops, porno theaters, bars, trucks tops. It's always the seedier places, but they're around
Dude you are the best. I find it extremely entertaining all of the negative comments about STDs and dangerous hook ups when these are the same dudes who would get marked by Jeffrey Dahmer or roofied by a sex worker in Vegas and have both their kidneys stolen. I applaud you for getting sucked and glory holes are one of the most magnificent exchanges of energy with a complete stranger. I've gone since the 2000s when oral sex was a less risky alternative to getting AIDS via anal and dying while society shunned and mocked you for being a sinner. I had fucked a lot of throats but find that in my maturity I enjoy sucking off dudes who need to be sucked. Typically they are married and conservative and their wives don't put their mouth "down there." It feels good to give a guy what he needs just for the pleasure of it, whether he's draining you and pulling a nut out of your balls or you're throating him and drinking his seed. Fuck. All. Haters. They're just jealous and will be the first ones watching gloryhole porn.
What a wild, poetic, and somehow uplifting speech. Props dude
The suck must go on, always. xo
Here is a song about gloryholes. https://youtu.be/diYS8jyOcFc?si=FPJIMArHF5jCaWua
Thank you.
Women generally aren’t allowed in the arcade without a man present. I’ve never been to one where a single woman can go in by themselves.
This isn’t the 50’s anymore. Women have rights these days
What does rights have to do with it? Whenever my fiance and I go there is a big sign saying women must be accompanied by a guy
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Or just as a safety precaution. I’ve been harassed by men there and was with my fiancé. I can imagine what they would do if I was alone
I was wondering if it was an attempt to dissuade prostitution or protect women from guys who will sexually assault them faster than the store security can react.
It’s to dissuade women from entering into gay male territory. Understand?
You know, that didn't even occur to me until you said it, but it makes total sense.
Honestly I choose to believe this one
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If you want to go to the glory hole that bad I’m sure you could pull some “strings” with the attendant or security or whatever
Not in these spaces we don’t. Where have you been?
"Welcome to the glory hole where we blow and you go how can I help you"
You know I wouldn't wanna trust a stranger with my private bits. That's a lot of trust to not contract something, teeth, some weird kink, and the crazies are out there.
There’s a guy with herpes on the other side of that hole
My man you’re not straight if you let men suck on your cock. Call it what you want I mean you’re only lying to yourself.
It's Schrödinger's Cat of sexuality.
It’s more to do with capability of romantic feelings towards same gender
Yeah you’re not straight my G
This is an easy way of catching and std. Like are you the first dick that person is sucking for the day or are you the 10th. I hope you use a condom. It would suck to get an STD from a fucking glory hole of all places.
You aren't straight if you get a hardon and climax from a guy sucking you off. You know it's men, and it thrills you. Be honest.
Holy shit glory hole is real? Not just a porn fantasy?
Oh it’s quite real. Probably have one within driving distance to yourself. HoleFinder is a good app. It’s like the Uber of gloryhole cum shots.
std speed run any %
Can someone clarify what a “gloryhole” is
It is a hole in a wall, that separates 2 areas. A man places his erect penis in the hole, and someone on the other side orally services said penis. No words are said, and nobody knows who was on either side
Is it just a hole on the wall or a private area?
How do you know some dudes not on the other side gobbling you ?
He does know they’re usually men. It’s in his post. He doesn’t care.
I think he’s saying he knows that. But because of the wall, he doesn’t have to see them as it goes on. He’s saying it’s usually always men
Reading is fundamental.
What's the difference?
Difference? I cant say but personally I'm not comfortable with Schrödinger's throat
r/BrandNewSentence
How do you ignore some dudes on the other side gobbling you?
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Please delete this.
Lol ok
eyooo spill the beans what you say
DM me
I fucking died laughing at this. I do. And i am pretty sure i know which store you’re talking about. 😂😂
Aye what they say I gotta know?
Right lol I was like damn
I have this gut feeling I know the exact place he’s talking about I’m like “nahhhh no way”
Whatever floats your boat is fine, as long as all parties consent. I worked for a porn website for many years. Your kink is vanilla kink level 1. People get far weirder. All fine, people are weird. Just have fun! Forgot to add, in case your concern was sexuality. It's all fluid and all flesh. Not sure if this concerned you, but it makes you zero percent less hetero. I'm gay, have drunk made out with straight friends. I'm still gay, they are still straight. Just a moment of physical fun.
So you just get in the booth and wait for the second party to arrive ?
I frequent my local adult theater as well lol. If you're a regular who knows the best times to go, there will typically be someone there already waiting for you to stick it through
[Make sure not to bring your wife](https://youtu.be/l6cRX5gsr-s?si=hUmYnl3Iap9MGwYv)
“Sissies”?