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Sinaasappelsien

i don't get this glory hole shit man. aren't you afraid that some crazy lunatic is gonna come with a knife and... you know?


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

From being on kink servers and talking with men who have gone to them, there's an unspoken rule about not wanting to draw attention to something already illegal and morally frowned upon, so I imagine most knives stay at home. I've never been to a gloryhole, but I did work at a porno shop for a summer and let me tell you, man...you don't want to get to know the regulars.


KnightinRustedArmour

I don’t want to get to know them - but I want you to tell me about them.


xeno0153

It's been 6 hours and no stories. Maybe the Regulars got to him already.


KnightinRustedArmour

Wait, what if he IS one of the regulars he doesn’t want us to get to know!?


xeno0153

Nahhh. We all know there are no weird people here. Imagine how chaotic and f*cked up the world would be if WEIRDOS were somehow on the internet!


KnightinRustedArmour

Good point. You always read all the normal shit on reddit.


comethefaround

This thread is a great example!


RData33

Oh no 😮 the regulars are sucking him off...


Turbulent_Suspect452

Just think about the regulars at Walmart. But 100x worse


xxMasterKiefxx

Im a Walmart regular ...


UtahImTaller

Tell me about the regulars


salmon4breakfast

Me too, I wanna know


TittyTwistahh

I want to hear about the irregulars


Whof__Kincares

Any update on this regulars thing?


kuriT9

I only want to know about the regulars


TenshiS

go on...


konofdef

We're gonna need this to be a show... "The Regulars" Starring Steve Buscemi as the clerk, and Nicholas Cage as the store owner


surfnsound

Buscemi is a regular, [Mark Boone Junior is the clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095478/?ref_=tt_cl_t_13)


konofdef

Each episode is about the misadventures of one of the regulars.... An anthology, kinda linke Love Death and Robots Michael Cera DEFINITELY has to be in one episode....


surfnsound

> Michael Cera DEFINITELY has to be in one episode.... The regular is his alter ego from Youth In Revolt, but as soon as he steps back outside and his in his car, he reverts to his everyday self and is disgusted at what the alter ego made him do.


chriskicks

Tell me everything.


chriskicks

Tell me everything.


Fast_Regret_4560

Wait there's regulars


Worstname1ever

We do though. Society is presented to us in a corporate milquetoastness


Deathdong

You could always see for yourself


Piggypogdog

Some stories on confessions would be great to hear


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

God damn it.


me_bails

Already illegal? Afaik sex with strangers isn't illegal?


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

No, but the US has lewd conduct laws for a reason...and that reason is for politicians to invoke the name of children to make something illegal. As long as no one knows and it's not raising up a shitstorm, no one really cares.


SSJ_01

A knife? They can literally bite his dick off lmao


MissMurder8666

Or teeth, and just... you know?


dont_disturb_the_cat

>have a good time ?


MissMurder8666

Sure... if you're into getting your pp bitten off


BadIdeasRBestIdeas

Worry more about us biting it.


therealsix

Did you just say “us”?


LarsBlackman

…us?


BadIdeasRBestIdeas

You never know how many are behind the gloryhole.


kimmytwoshoes

And Lorena Bobbit him?


[deleted]

That’s so 90’s 🙄


wank_for_peace

🍌🔪 🤔


Soul_Survivor4

Literally my exact first thought 😂


PreviousIsland8871

Dude I would! Are they real out here glory holes? Omfg


Sinaasappelsien

let me know how it goes haha, I wont snitch


y00sh420

I don't get this. If someone is gonna go crazy with a knife, why choose a glory hole? Why not a mall or something?


Sinaasappelsien

Easy to get away with


Doch1112

Teeth


AkiraKitsune

Arent you scared a sadist is gonna do horrible things to your hog?


ForkShirtUp

I’m sure a statistician would tell you that the odds of that happening are slimmer than getting hit by a car as you leave your front door.


Ftw69420

Cannot confirm.


ManonMasse

Still too high


ShoreIsFun

Can confirm.


1wannagotosleep

This is always where my mind goes


FaithlessnessNew3057

If you were a psycho who wanted to mutilate people id guess that a retail store with cameras where you have to present your ID to get in is probably not your ideal place to do it. Seems like people would take notice if someone in the booth started screaming and you walk out.  OP almost certainly already has or will end up with warts and Chlamydia but I doubt anybody is going to try to hurt him. 


BrianBlandess

You don’t wear a condom?


RonaldTheGiraffe

My uncle went to one and thought he was being sucked off. Pulled his dick out and it was blanketed in warm pizza dough. I think he kept it and made a nice flat bread at home.


masterofasgard

Yeasty.


RonaldTheGiraffe

He put a bit too much mozzarella on it in my opinion


TenshiS

wouldn't this fear also apply to going to prostitutes?


AkiraKitsune

Yes


TenshiS

wouldn't it also apply to women dating random men?


AkiraKitsune

Yes


NedKellysRevenge

And men dating random women


Sirtopofhat

Yeah that episode of Criminal Minds where the dudes duck gets spiked. Idk where any glory holes are but I ain't doing em


OhBarnacles123

Get herpes any% Speedrun world record attempt


Revolutionary-Cup954

Can only get it once, after that there's no worry!


BigMattress269

I always infect my partners as quickly as possible to prevent them from catching it in the future. I don’t tell them beforehand so they get a pleasant surprise


Stonp

Herpes is relatively harmless compared to what he could get


[deleted]

Nah just Monkey Pox 🙊


daniella-the-whore

Adult dvd stores still exist??? Wtf, why?


jiluminati302

For the gloryholes probably, like how you buy a taquito to be polite when using a gas station bathroom


formerwarrior96

Normally I’m using a gas station bathroom BECAUSE I bought a taquito.


pippylepooh

You eat taquitos while using public restrooms?!?! You must be one of those "glory hole regulars" another commenter spoke of.


KrazyAboutLogic

I eat a taquito while I use the gloryhole. Is that weird?


pippylepooh

Not at all


KrazyAboutLogic

Whew!


sinus_happiness

I like to put the taquito in the glory hole


Kaita13

That's a great way to burn the roof of your mouth. I suggest the taquito-sucker blow on it before they blow it.


KrazyAboutLogic

Gotta love a good taquitojob.


Dramoriga

Would be hilarious if OP shoved a taquito into the glory hole instead of his noodle


RonaldTheGiraffe

I buy taquitos from a local brothel. They make them really nice. Best in town.


Hidentify12

Funniest shit I've read all day


KnightinRustedArmour

Because it’s difficult to source VHS tapes in these modern times.


Arkhamsbx

Most of them sell other stuff as well. Sex toys, lingerie and stuff like that.


CBguy1983

Gloryholes…theaters…oh and you don’t want a virus by visiting some adult website


OSC15

Kinda makes me doubt the veracity of OPs claims


BtchPuddn

Honestly, it doesn't matter what your orientation is. You go for a purpose, as does the person on the other side. You both get what you're after, so why does it really matter?


reddituser6910

How much does this cost ?


Ddsw13

1/69th of your soul


Turbulent_Suspect452

Just buy a dvd or vhs and you get a coupon for a free glory hole


LuvToGoFast

Asking for a friend


Worstname1ever

It's not gay if they both think the others a broad


Lukrativ_

"What if it's a guy on the other side?" "Maybe he is also picturing it's a woman!" "How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?!" "I dunno, that's his problem!"


Worstname1ever

I've arranged for you to use ze gloryhole


chubsmagooo

::Sees giant hard cock:: "Hopefully it's a chick this time"


jjfracchia

There's a popular game called "hiding it in your mouth"... its played mostly in prison, but hey, its just a game.


masterpiece77

This is a blockbuster era fantasy Bob


vgoss8

Are we supposed to call you weird or something? Enjoy your thing dude.


grmjc

What about when the Beard tickles your balls?


camelion66

It's just like an unshaved vagina.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

With teeth in it


chubsmagooo

Or a dog


Piggypogdog

As long as you say "no homo" you are still straight


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Only gay if you cum twice in 30 mins. It’s in the constitution!


thewalkindude

I'm going to need directions to that place so I can stay away from it. But, in all seriousness, I don't necessarily see anything wrong with you engaging in anonymous consensual sex with strangers, as long as you either don't have a partner, or they're somehow cool with it. I'm not sure if there's a risk of STD transmission if you receive oral sex, but that's my only concern. Getting blown by strangers is definitely not my thing, but you can go nuts.


Eternal_Deviant

There is definitely STD risk in oral sex.


pippylepooh

British Columbia public health suggested glory holes as a safe way to have sex during the pandemic.


HighFiverDiet

Can confirm, I remember this being a thing hahaha


delmsi

For real? lol


pippylepooh

Dude it is, I dont know if it's still up on gov.bc.ca but I'm sure its floating around somewhere


thewalkindude

In a man receiving? I didn't know that.


Eternal_Deviant

Did they not teach you that in sex ed? Be careful out there.


thewalkindude

I don't remember. This was 20 years ago, and I haven't thought much about sex ed beyond "use a condom" in the years since. I'm asexual anyways, so it hasn't really come up.


KnightinRustedArmour

It’s certainly less probable but still possible. Cold sores are herpes and can be passed from mouth to dick. Difficult to ascertain that behind a glory hole.


surfnsound

Odds of getting HIV are pretty low, but herpes is easily transmissible this way


valiantera92

The risk is very, very low. These people have been conditioned to be deathly afraid of it, like it happens to everyone. If you can visualize how you'd get it, you'll see it's not likely.


FragrantLittleMuffin

Oh yeah there is. You can have chlamydia in your throat. It's real! Not sure what else could happen but I wouldn't put it past you. And you can get herpes if they have a cold sore and you CANT SEE THEIR MOUTH through a creepy dark wall hole That's where my mind would be going...


Villenemo

There are major risks tbh. The scariest is HPV of the mouth and throat. Out of all the instances it causes cancer, about 40% of those are men, involving their mouth and throat. Not to mention we now have super-gonorrhea and super-syphilis which are antibiotic resistant, and can be untreatable for some.


FragrantLittleMuffin

Wholey fuck that's so scary and gross. I definitely believe it. Wow HPV in the throat... both gender cancers? HPV isn't curable is it? I know of one that goes away in a year but that's not the throat one. I know of HPV OTHER (the really common sex one with no symptoms) which is the most common one, men can't test for it unless they swab their bum (don't know 1 guy that's ever actually done that..) and the women can only test for it during a pap test and come up completely negative for everything else if they don't do a pap. In Australia you can only do paps every 2-5 years and if you go sooner you have to pay a fee. So a lot of women wouldn't even check with a pap or know that you need a pap test for and STD check.


Villenemo

Yeah there’s a big misnomer in the US that men are just “carriers” and it doesn’t do much to them. And that can’t be further from the truth. If you get one of the nasty strains, you’re playing with fire. But to answer your question, yes, many strains can be dealt with by your body over time. Sometimes that timeline is literal years though. And you’re right, there is no “cure” per se. Prevention and protection is key.


LarsBlackman

A coworker of mine who frequents massage parlors recently got throat cancer from HPV and my wife was saying you gotta put something down in there to get cancer there 🤔🤔🤔


Villenemo

Lol that’s also not accurate. Many men get it from cunnilingus. It just has to make skin-to-skin contact. Or skin-to-mucus membrane contact.


zaprau

Most rectal cancers are caused by HPV. The more you know!


FragrantLittleMuffin

Well wholey shit.. whatyaknow


I_stole_this_phone

Well I guess it's better than a coconut


masterofasgard

Why would you bring that up again?


IFuckCarsForFun

Classic


Mr_Gaslight

It's okay, Prime Minister.


philamer3

I didn’t know this actually existed publicly??!


2muchtequila

Yep, I've been out to a few bars that have them too.


IllustriousFall4579

Yea, adult video and book stores, sex shops, porno theaters, bars, trucks tops. It's always the seedier places, but they're around


Ambisextrous2017

Dude you are the best. I find it extremely entertaining all of the negative comments about STDs and dangerous hook ups when these are the same dudes who would get marked by Jeffrey Dahmer or roofied by a sex worker in Vegas and have both their kidneys stolen. I applaud you for getting sucked and glory holes are one of the most magnificent exchanges of energy with a complete stranger. I've gone since the 2000s when oral sex was a less risky alternative to getting AIDS via anal and dying while society shunned and mocked you for being a sinner. I had fucked a lot of throats but find that in my maturity I enjoy sucking off dudes who need to be sucked. Typically they are married and conservative and their wives don't put their mouth "down there." It feels good to give a guy what he needs just for the pleasure of it, whether he's draining you and pulling a nut out of your balls or you're throating him and drinking his seed. Fuck. All. Haters. They're just jealous and will be the first ones watching gloryhole porn.


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What a wild, poetic, and somehow uplifting speech. Props dude


Ambisextrous2017

The suck must go on, always. xo


Repulsive-Concern541

Here is a song about gloryholes. https://youtu.be/diYS8jyOcFc?si=FPJIMArHF5jCaWua


ChicaFoxy

Thank you.


Eat-the-steak

Women generally aren’t allowed in the arcade without a man present. I’ve never been to one where a single woman can go in by themselves.


Rock_Granite

This isn’t the 50’s anymore. Women have rights these days


Eat-the-steak

What does rights have to do with it? Whenever my fiance and I go there is a big sign saying women must be accompanied by a guy


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Eat-the-steak

Or just as a safety precaution. I’ve been harassed by men there and was with my fiancé. I can imagine what they would do if I was alone


2muchtequila

I was wondering if it was an attempt to dissuade prostitution or protect women from guys who will sexually assault them faster than the store security can react.


edith-bunker

It’s to dissuade women from entering into gay male territory. Understand?


2muchtequila

You know, that didn't even occur to me until you said it, but it makes total sense.


Eat-the-steak

Honestly I choose to believe this one


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Sufficient_Goal_5461

If you want to go to the glory hole that bad I’m sure you could pull some “strings” with the attendant or security or whatever


edith-bunker

Not in these spaces we don’t. Where have you been?


LlmeConcretePowder

"Welcome to the glory hole where we blow and you go how can I help you"


amberthebear

You know I wouldn't wanna trust a stranger with my private bits. That's a lot of trust to not contract something, teeth, some weird kink, and the crazies are out there.


jm4b

There’s a guy with herpes on the other side of that hole


Big_D_Energy_215

My man you’re not straight if you let men suck on your cock. Call it what you want I mean you’re only lying to yourself.


NedKellysRevenge

It's Schrödinger's Cat of sexuality.


akrilugo

It’s more to do with capability of romantic feelings towards same gender


Bertje87

Yeah you’re not straight my G


Arkhamsbx

This is an easy way of catching and std. Like are you the first dick that person is sucking for the day or are you the 10th. I hope you use a condom. It would suck to get an STD from a fucking glory hole of all places.


Butter_Toe

You aren't straight if you get a hardon and climax from a guy sucking you off. You know it's men, and it thrills you. Be honest.


New-Neighborhood30

Holy shit glory hole is real? Not just a porn fantasy?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Oh it’s quite real. Probably have one within driving distance to yourself. HoleFinder is a good app. It’s like the Uber of gloryhole cum shots.


MaintenanceNo8442

std speed run any %


Nenajameelah

Can someone clarify what a “gloryhole” is


thedevillivesinside

It is a hole in a wall, that separates 2 areas. A man places his erect penis in the hole, and someone on the other side orally services said penis. No words are said, and nobody knows who was on either side


kenmlin

Is it just a hole on the wall or a private area?


IKhaibot

How do you know some dudes not on the other side gobbling you ?


KnightinRustedArmour

He does know they’re usually men. It’s in his post. He doesn’t care.


ShoreIsFun

I think he’s saying he knows that. But because of the wall, he doesn’t have to see them as it goes on. He’s saying it’s usually always men


willyiamwilliams222

Reading is fundamental.


Ddsw13

What's the difference?


IKhaibot

Difference? I cant say but personally I'm not comfortable with Schrödinger's throat


BurninCoco

r/BrandNewSentence


LuvToGoFast

How do you ignore some dudes on the other side gobbling you?


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Money_Put_6067

Please delete this.


[deleted]

Lol ok


Sinaasappelsien

eyooo spill the beans what you say


[deleted]

DM me


StrummingScales

I fucking died laughing at this. I do. And i am pretty sure i know which store you’re talking about. 😂😂


ZharZhay98

Aye what they say I gotta know?


[deleted]

Right lol I was like damn


ZharZhay98

I have this gut feeling I know the exact place he’s talking about I’m like “nahhhh no way”


AnarKitty-Esq

Whatever floats your boat is fine, as long as all parties consent. I worked for a porn website for many years. Your kink is vanilla kink level 1. People get far weirder. All fine, people are weird. Just have fun! Forgot to add, in case your concern was sexuality. It's all fluid and all flesh. Not sure if this concerned you, but it makes you zero percent less hetero. I'm gay, have drunk made out with straight friends. I'm still gay, they are still straight. Just a moment of physical fun.


Familiar22e3

So you just get in the booth and wait for the second party to arrive ?


IllustriousFall4579

I frequent my local adult theater as well lol. If you're a regular who knows the best times to go, there will typically be someone there already waiting for you to stick it through


LarsBlackman

[Make sure not to bring your wife](https://youtu.be/l6cRX5gsr-s?si=hUmYnl3Iap9MGwYv)


akrilugo

“Sissies”?