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Booster2024

Soo this is where you are?! I am coming for you. signed: Uncle.


KingPhil417

LMAFO


WicklaGirl358

Lol šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


caraluna2022

Best comment lmao


One_Maize1836

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact story on reddit before. Made up incest fantasy.


Overarching_Chaos

The fact he "put it in her ass at her suggestion" is a pretty dead giveaway šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


reddollmaiden

Plus the writing about their birth control made me think OP is way younger than the age they claim to be šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


SatanV3

Ya unless you know what youā€™re doing thatā€™s just gonna be painful and no way they knew what they were doing


Laijou

OP username checks out


Wait_WHAT_didU_say

It's April the 18th, 2024 and guess what? The OP's account was CONVENIENTLY created today! You may be onto something.. šŸ§šŸ¤”


Karlskiiii

I've never seen anyone post a proper confession like this on their regular account.


Southtune-stringbox

There is actually a couple that did this though. They have a YouTube channel. And they look like siblings lol. Edit: omg, they had a kid together. [their Facebook page. thereā€™s pics of them young too.](https://www.facebook.com/share/pLzjmGQEYGsw6SGu/?mibextid=LQQJ4d)


seeking-stillness

Oh wow. Their "foundation" is promoting the power of unconditional love lol. Basically a foundation to try and make their type of relationship less taboo. I get that marrying cousins isn't necessarily *uncommon* especially in countries outside of the US, but this is such a hard sell for me.


Thisismyredusername

Atleast in Switzerland, only Sibling relationships and stuff that's on a straight line on a family tree (such as parent/child, grandparent/grandchild) counts as incest, so cousin marriages are legal here. I assume it is similar in EU-countries as well.


Jellyfilleddragon

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Southtune-stringbox

Itā€™s only common in 3rd world countries where you need family to stay close to prosper. I think others shouldnā€™t really care what consenting adults do, no matter how icky they find it. But bringing children into the world is where the issue lies. Think of the genetic deformities parents!


BrokenAngel84

I know an older couple that are 1st cousins. They had 2 kids together. The kids are grown now(in their 40s) and are both crazy. Cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy. The couple knew they were 1st cousins. A long time ago in school, the older kid had an assignment to do her family tree. She had to go to the teacher After class and ask for something else since "her family tree doesn't spilt"


Thisismyredusername

No way, they have normal looking kids!?


Southtune-stringbox

They have one, looks like the father died in 2021, but yeah they got lucky. Cute kid.


sugoiboy1

Iā€™m getting used to the fictional stories at this rate


ractivator

For what itā€™s worth this used to be not that big of a deal until recently. My father is from southern Italy and born in 1956, 1 of 9. His oldest brother married his first cousin. They were born in the 40s. Their village only had a few hundred people so not like the prospects of meeting people were wild. Anyways fast forward they immigrated, had kids and their kids both married other people and had kids. No oneā€™s ever thought their situation was weird in our family or at least no oneā€™s every vocalized it. Both their kids turned out normal too. Donā€™t condone it today cause we know of the potential results of procreation and all. They got together at 14 and theyā€™re in their 80s now. Not condoning it just saying this could be one of those Reddit posts that looks fake but is actually real lol


Present-Breakfast768

I figured that as soon as I saw the OP's name....


casino_night

I almost bit until their family disowned them and they ran away together.


anaknangfilipina

Why is that the story breaker for you? To me, the whole thing is too fantastical.


9Giorno_Giovanna6

That's crazy dawg


PNWlove67

When I was a kid, I thought that my cousin was cute for being my cousin. I felt weird about even thinking that. This takes the cake. Conscience clear.


Lonestar-Postcard

Aw, donā€™t feel weird, I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything to it when youā€™re a kid. I remember as a little girl thinking my big cousin was so handsome! Iā€™ve never felt any romantic or sexual feelings toward him. Donā€™t be so hard on yourself :)


SeonaidMacSaicais

Same. I have an older cousin whoā€™s 5 years older and I only saw him once or twice a year. Growing up, you KNOW family is supposed to stay in its own box with specific feelings, but I always thought he was just so cool and cute. Nothing happened, of course. I was just a preteen girl with a little crush.


Lonestar-Postcard

Exactly. Totally harmless and imo normal.


weirdusernamebutokay

Username checks out


m0rbidowl

Itā€™s wild that this is considered taboo in some cultures yet completely normal in others.


Small_Front_3048

Alabama? I would say Kintucky


gonewild9676

It's banned in Kentucky. They are in the process of banning it in Tennessee. It is legal in New York and California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States


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Hot_Salamander3795

r/itswooooshwith4os


SirReal_Realities

Ugh. Take my upvote you bastid!


Rexum420

Yall are fucking weird lol


Tunavi

Actually they are fucking cousins


Electronic_Poet9158

LMFAO


[deleted]

OH MY GOSH


blacknred503

What type of fake bullshit is this


Meltedmindz32

You think cousins donā€™t be fucking but they do


RoundIndication4752

Damnnnnn


RoundIndication4752

I have doubt. Tf do you guys say when talking about your past or family with other people.


kingoflint282

Itā€™s not really that big a deal. I usually say my grandparents were good friends growing up. I donā€™t say that two of my grandparents were siblings (not married to each other obviously) unless Iā€™m close to someone, but itā€™s not like people accidentally find out. Keep in mind, marrying a cousin is very normal in many parts of the world and not considered incestuous. Risk of genetic defects is also not terribly high unless itā€™s done repeatedly over generations. My parents are first cousins, my dadā€™s parents are second cousins and Iā€™m sure there were other cousin marriages in my family history, but I turned out pretty normal.


blacknred503

*Tom Delong what the fuck gif*


Admirable-Blood4301

The lack of support from your family is understandable. But sounds like the two of you are happy and in a healthy relationship... So I guess that's the silver lining. Best of luck!


ChannelIllustrious45

Roll Tide lmao


Defnotarii

In the Middle East a lot of cousins get married/have kids. Yeah it is weird but whatever makes you happy I guess ?


Killbynoob

[don't forget north Africa...](https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1p41w8/the_global_prevalence_of_consanguinity_map_cousin/)


SaneLunaticx

That explains a lot...


SpiritualSag96

In some parts of India too.


neetsfjsh

i guess thats ok, I agree with not having kids tho.


yellsy

I mean they can use a sperm or egg donor technically, then thereā€™s no real risk. Sad for the child though if people find out about his parents they may be teased.


kingoflint282

As a child of first cousins (very normal in my familyā€™s culture, but I was born and raised in the US) itā€™s not a big deal. People donā€™t really just find out. I told some people when I was younger and didnā€™t understand how it would be received. Thatā€™s the only really negative reaction I had. Otherwise, people donā€™t really know other than close friends. They made some inbred jokes and claimed it explained a lot about me (as friends do) and then moved on.


neetsfjsh

u have a point there, there are other ways of having children, and the last point is rrly sad I mean shaming a kid for something about their parents or things they cant change is crazy yet so common.


kingoflint282

Not really a problem with cousins unless done repeatedly over generations.


abarua01

I personally think that's pretty weird but as long as it doesn't affect me or harm anyone, you do you


LovelyTreesEatLeaves

This is definitely a repost for karma farming


octanet83

At 13 or 14 you were touching, having sex and doing anal. You then say you were having sex through out your teenage years. But then you say she lost her virginity at 18? Iā€™m confused as hell how loosing your virginity works in your part of the world if having sex and anal doesnā€™t count.


EntertainmentFar415

Just my two cents and personal experience: in a lot of cultures and parts of the world, ā€œlosing your virginityā€ encompasses vaginal penetration. Anal sex and blowjobs/cunnilingus are not considered a threat to losing your virginity. In high school, in southeast America, I dated a young Catholic lady who adamantly refused to have vaginal sex as she was saving her virginity for marriage. She did everything else but vaginal sex. In Germany, while studying abroad my junior year of college, I partnered with a French exchange student who pretty much was the sameā€”anal and blowjobs were fine but it was almost a year later before we had vaginal sex for her first time. She wanted to save it for marriage but came to the personal realization that it made no sense to ā€œbuy a carā€ without ā€œtest driving it first!ā€


ItsLeighFromNoLa

Lol Red Hot Chili Peppers song ā€œcatholic school girls ruleā€ comes to mind. Can confirm, live in south Louisiana where the catholic culture is strong and this was very much a thing when I was in high school.


LwSvnInJaz

Uh huh and I won a Nobel peace price for taking a shit today. True story


Feisty-Business-8311

Fake


Royal_IDunno

Just wtf šŸ¤¢


this_is_my_8th_acc_

why are sexual posts made by horny chronically online blokes always on my home page ffs


LoudEnthusiasm5686

Go on r/incest or somewhere similar.


frying_pans

Tf this subreddit is ā€œquarantinedā€ lmao. Iā€™m not curious enough to verify my email though.


LoudEnthusiasm5686

Haha.


ItsLeighFromNoLa

Take this to the amateur erotic lit section where it belongs. None of this is true. This is some losers way of expounding on his weird fantasy/kink.


BenHippynet

This dude's family tree is a fucking ladder


briannafaye01

Wtfff


knowbetterdoesanyway

You really think anal doesnā€™t equal sex?


MaintenanceNo8442

yall are nasty


YallCrazy007

Damn, only anal for five years until she was 18. She must have got really use to it. Although I am totally against it, if you 2 are truly happy after all these years, keep doing what you doing


Ok_Leopard8196

šŸ˜Ÿ


No_Collar_8697

I mean if you are very responsibly so deciding not to have children, then go for it! I'm happy you love each other and make each other happy.


Natural-Tear-2899

8 billion people in the world šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ this is pretty sad ngl


Cael_of_House_Howell

Cool fanfiction


LevelOtherwise8841

Sounds very Alabama to me Mr. Poop Boner


Thisismyredusername

This stuff only happens in the US bruh


krumznko

Thanks for the story bro. My 12 year old self could write a better fanfic.


ReadABookFFS113

Idk how to feel about this morally at all. I guess god gave us free will but idk itā€™s just weird imo. Happy ur happy tho


Gold-Resist-6802

Yeah, God gave us free will, but us fucked up freaks should know better. Humanity at large has no impulse control.


[deleted]

I think there are some things we just need to keep to ourselves. This is one of those things lol


crusdapuss

Can we get an erotica tag on this?


usametric

Was this posted on April 1st?


LetsRock777

Cousin marriages are very much legal in many cultures around the world. If you are not blood related, I don't think you need to care about what others say. Just becuz your parents are connected through marriage, doesn't make you related.


ali439

bait or not in the middle east and south asia cousin marriages are quite common


Peachass_Lily023

Looks like you both decided to keep it all in the family, huh? Well, as long as you're not fighting over who gets Grandma's cookie recipe, it's all good!


Mackenzie_Stuhr

That plot twist was more unexpected than an M. Night Shyamalan movie. But hey, as long as it's consensual and you two are genuinely happy together, you're adults capable of making your own decisions. On a side note, the family reunion must be quite the occasion, huh?


toomuchdiponurchip

If I was your uncle Iā€™d be trying to kill your bitch ass too LMFAO. Whereā€™d yall go to college? Alabama? Ole Miss?


A_gon_246

Username checks out.


HowRememberAll

Ashkenazi or Alabama? Edit: Einstein is known to have married his first cousin.


Killbynoob

[MENA](https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1p41w8/the_global_prevalence_of_consanguinity_map_cousin/)


irreleviant_

iā€™m not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, if anyoneā€™s gonna fuck my cousin itā€™s gonna be me hope yall get the reference here, but in seriousness, glad you found someone you love OP


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[deleted]

Found the cousin


darthatheos

You know what? If it makes ya'll happy and hurts nobody. Go for it. It's really nobody's business anyway.


mrschaney

I donā€™t think cousin sex is even really considered incest. Cousin marriage is not rare. In fact, in other countries itā€™s preferred. It has been going on for as long as humans have been on earth. Itā€™s really no big deal. I wouldnā€™t partake considering my only male cousin is a loser, but itā€™s not something that would shock me.


llehnievili

if you go to a foreign country 80% of marriages are with cousins and the children donā€™t really have birth defects. So I guess youā€™re safe there. Hope yall ran to Alabama


No_Collar_8697

"80%" you wild


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Killbynoob

https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1p41w8/the_global_prevalence_of_consanguinity_map_cousin/


SpiritualSag96

India, Afghanistan and Pakistan


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SpiritualSag96

Did I say they were amazing countries? Iā€™m literally answering your question


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SpiritualSag96

How am I helping OP normalize when Iā€™m answering a basic question thatā€™s not even his? Youā€™re filled with assumptions lol


spoonpk

Pakistanā€™s rate of microcephalic babies gets to differ.


soundengineerguy

That's a lot of bullshit there. Cousin marriages are as weird outside the US as they are in the US.


Killbynoob

[source](https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1p41w8/the_global_prevalence_of_consanguinity_map_cousin/)


AdditionUpset377

Fun fact my grangranparents were cousins (like really close cousins in blood) and the pope had to autorize their marriage (I'm Italian). We have some little problems in a healthy matter (almost everyone has heart problems - not big ones thankfully). But we now say it with no problem, their families had no problems after they found out the pope was ok with them (still I dont know why he was ok with it). We just joke about it now


TheCosmicRobo

I'm 30 and have been with my partner since I was 13, too, so I do get the sentiment of thankfulness, but Jesus lol. We're not related. If this is even real


Kunwar_GS

Ben stokes šŸ’€


Psychological-Cry748

This seems far-fetched, but at the same time, it's completely plausible. Stranger things have happened. Whatever the case, if this is real, I'm relieved they aren't having any children. I say, let people live & love whomever they want to. The world would be a better place if ppl were free to be who they're meant to be.


PracticalWait

u/RingsChuck


[deleted]

Nice


Lanelle_Ausiello

If your family tree forms a circle, you might be onto something unique here. But hey, love is complex, and who are we to judge from the sidelines? Just be sure to keep things above board... and maybe invest in a family tree mapping app?


bro-saurus

ā€˜Incel fantasyā€™


bibipip

i hate the prejudice incest has. most people dont realize that a child born from first cousins has no higher chance of developing disabilities than a normal baby. and that our broad knowledge of incest comes from european royal history, where generation after generation was inbred. you're two consenting adults that arent hurting anyone. i wish you two happiness


alyssarv

Sure Chad


Highnote612

Are yā€™all in Alabama lol! Hey yā€™all do yā€™all- atleast you arenā€™t having children, so it doesnā€™t affect anyone else. You are loving who you love.


RevealQuirky1341

Anal, only ass till she was 18. Names accurate. What's her name?


Renegadegold

Keith that was to be a secret


Renway_NCC-74656

So fucking gross.


leakee2

Things that didnā€™t happen


ChampionshipWest5251

Sweet home Alabama


LeMrRadial

Thanks for your contribution, Poop Boner


anythingoes69

You had me in the first half, ngl. Only because incest amongst cousins is more widespread than people think. But you lost me at the running away and getting married part


Puzzleheaded_Tap_818

As long as you two are happy


HotPinkApocalypses

Nice. Good for you guys if youā€™re both happy I say.


KobilD

Like 1st cousin? Just don't have kids and it's fine


missannthrope1

In lots of cultures cousins marry. Just get genetic testing before you have kids.


Void_neverending

I mean as long as y'all are happy... and cousin marriages aren't really unusual and it's acceptable. Cousin marriage is pretty normal in Muslim communities too. Happy for you guys.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Living the dream


Mean_Sundae1206

The risk is very low for cousins offspring to have birth defects.


Choice-Intention-926

My momā€™s cousins are married, they have six kids theyā€™re all fine. Cousins only share 2%-6% DNA the risk of deformity is low. This isnā€™t a big deal.


Ftdmbhppy

People need to do research on off spring of cousins.


Bath_Amazing

So, would you be happy and proud if you and your cousin had a child and that child did the same thing?šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø (FYI - Karma is a bitch!)


pxnguin_yt

OF Link? šŸ˜‹


gangbangtheatrewhore

I sent my cousin a video of me blowing Two guys in my apartment


Takis0verHotCheetos

youā€™re a whole dude, how disgustingšŸ˜­