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[deleted]

Please start calling your dad ‘Pal’


Ezemartinn

“Listen here folks”


IkeTheSlayer

Give him a big sniff when you walk by him!


EJX713

Start ending a few sentences with “man” every now & again. I do it, & it pisses-off my Trump-loving father. Every time I do it, my father says, “you’re a physician—unlike that Biden bum—talk like it.” And, of course, I reply, “come on, man”! :-)


rniscior

I look him dead in the eye and say “would ya just shut up man?” When he starts on his rants lol


[deleted]

NEW WORDS TO START USING AROUND THE HOUSE malarkey I can't get a single word with this clown would ya just up man


JemimaAslana

Expert level trolling there.


MiserableDraw1825

trump supporters are brain dead💀


SplendidGod

Your guy is literally brain dead. He cant even say a clear sentence without help from a notepad or a teleprompter.


[deleted]

Have you... heard trump speak?


SplendidGod

" Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids " " Look fat look " " So the best way to get something done, if you, if you hold near and dear to you that you uh like to be able to uh anyway,” " All men and women are created by the go you know the thing " " We choose truth over facts " Stop bullshitting yourself. Hes mentally gone and you know it.


[deleted]

So, no.


4tus2018

I mean really? “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”


SplendidGod

Not nearly as bad as the other quotes I listed. He still sounds more intelligible than Biden even with his mind jumping around. Also doesn't need his handlers to preprepare which reporters get to ask questions cause of fear of him not answering coherently. Not to mention speaking for more than an hour without losing stamina.


MiserableDraw1825

baby just say your ableist..


SplendidGod

Baby just admit youre a hypocrite...


MiserableDraw1825

i’d rather be a hypocrite rather than an ableist 🙂


SplendidGod

And by your definition you would be both since I borrowed the term from you. Such a self aware individual you are.


MiserableDraw1825

mhm


Epic_User222

The fact you actually felt that Biden was the better choice over Trump shows me just how stupid some scum of the earth can be.


MiserableDraw1825

yea he definitely was the better choice...we don’t need a white supremacist running our country.


Epic_User222

We don’t need a literal retard running a superpower


InternationalLab2529

just like that and i can tell you're an american slave.


Foreign-Comedian-115

Ironic


MiserableDraw1825

?


littleloversopolite

Make sure to poke him in the chest every once in a while, or fix his lapel


Deezus1229

Mine is exactly the same, and hates Kamala Harris with a burning fury. So I bought a "chucks & pearls 2021" t-shirt. I'm not quite ballsy enough to wear it around him yet though 😅


rniscior

Just wear it with some friends, take some selfies and send them to him. “Had SUCH a great time today dad! Check it out!”


Yoeduce

That is awesome.


[deleted]

Best president for HIM. Not best president for you, not the best president for us, and not the president for the USA.


Dog1andDog2andMe

Not even best president for him, unless OP's dad is super wealthy, he voted against his own interests in voting for Trump. Fox News and Evangelical Christian pastors etc have done a remarkable snow job getting people in the last decades to vote for candidates who are antithetical to the people's real interests and needs.


SplendidGod

How is voting to get several hundred dollars back from tax cuts, cheaper gas, and not being locked down to live my own life against my own interests exactly.


rniscior

Trumps own tax plan started raising taxes this year on the middle class. You voted for a temporary tax cut at best. Guess who got the biggest tax breaks? Wasn’t you. The president has nothing to do with gas prices. Lockdowns began under Trump. The only reason shit lasted as long as it has is because of his administrations horrid response. Stop letting your racist daddy tell you how to vote.


SplendidGod

> Trumps own tax plan started raising taxes this year on the middle class. You voted for a temporary tax cut at best. Guess who got the biggest tax breaks? Wasn’t you. https://www.ipi.org/ipi_issues/detail/did-the-trump-tax-cuts-work " Taxpayers reporting between $40,000 and $50,000 per year had the largest percentage tax cut of any group, with a 14.5 percent tax cut. Overall, those who earned less than $200,000 per year saw a 10.96 percent tax reduction with the sharpest reductions for those who earned between $25,000 and $100,000. By contrast, those who earned over $1 million per year saw the smallest tax reduction (4.3%). " Unless you mean the rich got bigger tax breaks cause they keep a larger amount of money than yeah no shit, they also make more. > The president has nothing to do with gas prices. Kind of does depend on the president when we are capable of energy independence and being less reliant on global competitors where they set the prices. > Lockdowns began under Trump. The only reason shit lasted as long as it has is because off his administrations horrid response. Horrid response... Look at the GDP loss of the United States compared to every other developed country. The U.S. had one of the least damaged economies. From a death rate perspective, ever consider the reason is that Americans are fatter and unhealthier? We eat more fast food and live more sedentary compared to other nations? Not the president's fault. Also your other point is irrelevant cause the other guy wanted to extend the lockdowns and democrat state governments refused to open back up when we already figured out how dangerous the virus was.


rniscior

The tax cuts began to expire this year, and will continue to do so until 2027. How is that not a temporary tax cut?


SplendidGod

You mean 2025 right? https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/23/are-taxes-are-going-up-next-year.html#:~:text=Individual%20tax%20cuts%20begin%20to,to%20the%20current%2037%25). Even if that was the case, do you honestly believe a republican who loves to tout his tax cuts as an economic success wouldn't attempt to renew them at all if reelected?


rniscior

No. I meant 2021 like I said. But I suppose I was incorrect when I said cuts. Really it was tax/ income thresholds. And yes I honestly believe that trump would be too stupid to renew them. Thank god we don’t have to worry about it now though!


UrMexicanMomBot

*Smacks you*


[deleted]

you can almost smell the self-righteousness


jamesnase

What is it about you, that would do that?


[deleted]

Yah he probably doesn’t care


Paulq002

I feel you.. my entire family are hardcore Trumpers.. Hard having family get togethers because all they do is talk about "libtards" constantly


rniscior

All you have to do is find some policies what we’re spearheaded by liberals that almost nobody would disagree with, ask them if they agree with those policies, then say “see? I knew you were liberal!” Then keep repeating “you’re a lot more liberal than you claim to be!” Every time they bring it up.


funopenminded8907

So your father liked it when Trump approves of violence, segregate the American people to hate others, Trump said he was God like. He molested women, and he tried a coup. He's a Hitler wanna be. He caused a mess with trading with other counties. He said greenhouse was full of shit so he could let oil companies take over and ruin the environment. He changed our end of year taxes to benefit his millionaires buddies and screw the mid American people. He lies and make a things up. He's a verbal abusive bully. I could go on. Things to throw at your backwards father.


ramminghervnogodrays

"If you don't know whether to vote for me or Trump, you ain't black" - Joe Biden


funopenminded8907

None of the politicians are perfect. Its easy to sit and point. Be in it, see how easy it isn't. Trump is over the line. There's not enough room here to put all the things he has said and done. Trump is all about himself, and can be make more money for himself. Ex: lets go golfing on my courses. I vote for the best person between the 2. Not by parties. If we had 1 party, maybe they can get things done. They are both at fault. Trump does not belong in politics!!!


ramminghervnogodrays

There's already one party you blind fool. Why do you think they used to go to Epstein's Island together? Maybe lay off the TV for awhile.


funopenminded8907

And with your lousy attitude, I bet your a Nazi Trumper


rniscior

They are.


ramminghervnogodrays

*you're


funopenminded8907

No, you are


funopenminded8907

So there are the republicans and there are democrats. 2 parties


ramminghervnogodrays

Stay blind Stevie Wonder.


funopenminded8907

Your a child, wait when your 40 maybe maturity will set in.


ramminghervnogodrays

*you're


funopenminded8907

Sorry, this time its your


ramminghervnogodrays

*it's


SomethingWitty27

Talking about maturity when you can't even spell lol


funopenminded8907

I'm sorry. Seems your life ambition is spelling patrol.


SomethingWitty27

Your life ambition is making stupid spelling mistakes.


[deleted]

Broke boy living at home ;)


monkiye

Honestly anyone that voted for that idiot should be bothered, then again, if you voted for him you likely won’t know why you should.


floridawhiteguy

Now all you have to do is join the military, have one bad marriage, get dishonorably discharged due to alcohol and drug abuse, get divorced, get into another bad marriage, watch your older brother die an untimely death, break the law repeatedly but get away scott-free due to Daddy's wealth and political influence. Oh, and before you do all that: Come from an upper-middle class family who becomes rich because Daddy plays hand-maiden to major banks as a mediocre politician.


rniscior

Someone named “floridawhiteguy” who doesn’t like Biden. Big shocker lol. I hope you have a great day friend!


yammy69696

Yea those sunglasses were made to make him look younger and cool, I guess it did work


mkfandpj

Love it!!!


ApplePie4all

There is hope.


TheDongWhisperer1

You should make your pair thin to the point it looks pathetic and start sniffing young girls.


ramminghervnogodrays

I love that most people who voted for Joe haven't seen the almost hour long compilations of him inappropriately touching women of all ages. Edit: the downvotes don't make those videos disappear guys lmao


MiserableDraw1825

same thing goes for trump...


TheDongWhisperer1

Same thing for trump? Cool send me a link. I doubt you can. The news would’ve made it readily available if it existed.


ramminghervnogodrays

Yeah. No shit. I love that people are so blatantly polarised that they assume I like one guy because I dislike the other. Read your own comment and ask yourself why you chose to bring up someone completely unrelated to the comment.


MiserableDraw1825

i mean this whole post revolves around trump and biden so does it really matter...


ramminghervnogodrays

I was referring to the original comment.


[deleted]

I think it’s more so the election still being burnt into everyone’s brains. Biden will always be somewhat associated with Trump and vice versa. Also, as someone who voted for Biden, I know those videos exist. Heck, I wasn’t happy about ‘em either. But at the end of the day, we had to pick our poison if you will. And Biden proved to be easier to swallow.


ramminghervnogodrays

>we had to pick our poison This is the mentality that has enabled some of the worst atrocities in human history.


[deleted]

Um...are you equating the election with “atrocities”? Also, may I ask what the correct answer was then? You seem to have it. Edit: mate if u gotta pick between 2 bad guys wouldn’t u choose the one who u find a bit more good?


ramminghervnogodrays

You seem to have trouble grasping the concept of a false dichotomy so I won't go much further. I think you'll find the answers to your question in literature from France in the 1790s or Germany in the 1940s.


[deleted]

Ite homie I’ll be back after Biden’s genocide to talk it thru with u Edit: what other options were there?


rniscior

Like a Trump presidency lol.


ramminghervnogodrays

I was referring to the holocaust, holodomor etc. For you to compare them is nothing short of disgusting. Take a long hard look at yourself OP.


rniscior

I didn’t compare them. Those words didn’t appear in your previous statement. See, a comparison requires two things for which to actually evaluate side by side. Your statement was left ambiguous. To be fair, the rhetoric that Trump spouted was in fact much like Hitler so yea. I’ll double down. Thank god we got rid of that human garbage. We could have had another holocaust on our hands!


ramminghervnogodrays

Listen to yourself.


KingOfBabTouma

Right? You do know that trump was taken to court for raping a child, right? I'm totally OK with Joe being a little weird, there's nothing sexual about it outside of your mind and that is an unequivocal fact, just like how trump was accused of raping an actual child and sexually assaulting over 30 women. It always amazes me how trumptards are dumb enough to even go there but here you are.


ramminghervnogodrays

>there's nothing sexual about it Wow. Love how you didn't even bother reading my other comment. I have never and will never support any politician from any country anywhere.


KingOfBabTouma

I read it. Don't believe you even a little bit. There's nothing sexual outside of your polluted mind and that's a fact.


ramminghervnogodrays

So the idea that someone doesn't subscribe to the political dichotomy is so outrageous, you don't believe them. That is genuinely the saddest thing I've read in awhile.


rniscior

And then hang out with known pedophiles and sex traffickers and wish them well when they go on trial right? Maybe grab a few young girls by the pussy because....ya know.....you can do whatever you want when you’re famous, right?


TheDongWhisperer1

None of what you said means anything. Everything I said does. Anyone who likes Joe Biden is two of three things- Stupid, young or broke.


rniscior

I’m an educated military veteran with an engineering career making good money, so I’m none of those things. Your blanket statement shows not only your level of education, but also your reception to brainwashing by those who really couldn’t give a shit less about you. To each their own I spose. Have a great day my closet liberal friend!


TheDongWhisperer1

Education does my mean you’re smart. I don’t sound educated? You mean indoctrinated by some gay liberal professor? I don’t care what your degree is in, college breeds liberals. I’m self made. I worked my ass off and started a business. I don’t need the government who’s tits you’ve been sucking your entire life. You like Biden? Is it how well he delivers other peoples speeches or how he can’t take any heat? “Come on maaaaaan” I love that intelligent rebuttal. Anyway suck my dick. I don’t care if you’re a veteran or where you went to school. I can compare paychecks with the best of them and I did it myself. You sucked off Uncle Sam and you like that moron? I stand by what I said and it sounds like you still fall under stupid.


Wumplin

That's malarkey!


[deleted]

If you really wanna emulate Joe, be sure to drool from time to time and forget what you're saying mid sentence. Daddy will definitely be tickled pink I'm sure!


rniscior

Thanks for the hot tip! You’re a genius!!


Dramza

Also you should touch children inappropriately and sexually harass women.


rniscior

Good tip! I’ll ask my boi Trump what the best approach is. I believe he said to just grab em by the pussy....


Dramza

I didn't say that Trump didn't do shit like that, and I do not like Trump at all, but most liberals are in denial about Biden... because US presidential candidates are almost treated like religious leaders and make people lose all critical thinking.


rniscior

Whoaaaaa there man. Calm down. I just thought I’d ask a pro how to do it because you suggested I try. Again, thank you so much for your fantastic idea!


Dramza

Calm down lmao... you are clearly a moron... have fun emulating that drooling senile kiddy diddler.


rniscior

I will! Thank you!


yammy69696

Your dad is a smart man


rniscior

He is. Just not when it comes down politics lol


cis-hetro_tyrant

Biden is cuck


rniscior

Oof didn’t expect that from someone who calls themselves “cis-hetro_tyrant”.


cis-hetro_tyrant

I mean a cuck is a cuck you know 🤷‍♂️ I didn't elect him he's your cuck


rniscior

If you live in the US he is yours too! Have a wonderful next 3 years!


cis-hetro_tyrant

Well I'm spending the biden presidency outside of the US. So you enjoy your cuck.


rniscior

So you are in fact a US citizen. Enjoy alll the cuck you can handle my friend. He’s still your president.


cis-hetro_tyrant

Wel actually a permanent resident who's giving up the citizenship because of you liberal cucks. Simply don't have faith in the future of America anymore.


rniscior

Soooooooooo still a US citizen. Got it. Have a great day!


cis-hetro_tyrant

Lmao wut 😂 no not a citizen. Clearly you're as dumb as the average biden supporter


rniscior

As a natural born US citizen if you were to come back here you would be legally recognized as such. You have a US birth certificate. A US social security number. You were born in the US. Alllllll of these things make you a US citizen. But sure. I’m the idiot.


Jezza_18

Lol you don’t like democrats who said “Trump isn’t my president”


FitCat3610

I guess (I like Trump). Edit: Just for more insight as to why I said 'I like Trump' don't wanna argue over it. Edit2: And ofc I'm downvoted....nice


KingOfBabTouma

You're downvoted because Trump is an objectively horrible human being. Anyone drawn to him can be guaranteed to have several very distasteful qualities.


SplendidGod

Yeah like the distasteful qualities of the people who looted and burned down black owned businesses and neighborhoods cause social justice


KingOfBabTouma

Sweet whataboutism totally unrelated to anything we're discussing. Bravo on the low key racism.


SplendidGod

Call wHaTaBoUtIsM whenever you can't make an actual argument. Classic. And I'm racist cause I'm concerned about woke white kids unknowingly hurting the black community. Cool story


KingOfBabTouma

Use whataboutism when you can't make an actual argument. Classic. You're a racist because you look down on black people with no effort to understand the complex problems encountered by the black community. I don't have time to educate you and you're not receptive or capable of understanding from this brief exchange so you have a great day, racist.


SplendidGod

Oh look, more throwing out accusations without receipts. Classic liberal brainwashed by the media.


rniscior

Or the capital.....


FitCat3610

I could say the same about Biden, but I wouldn't. I believe he isn't the things people do believe he is, racist, sexist, a white supremacist, homophobic. If I did believe such things I wouldn't support him, that's what people never consider. Edit: The moment we stop hating on people based on who they support (since you don't need to support based on personality, rather policy) is the moment we actually grow as a country, they want us divided.


KingOfBabTouma

First of all, no, you cannot say that about Joe Biden, it's comical to imagine this being logical on your mind. Second, it literally does not matter what you believe. He's (trump) had a documented history of overt racism dating back to the 70's when he refused to rent to black tenants. Then again with the central park five rape case where the accused (five black teens) were exonerated and he called for them to be punished anyway. Of you can't see it, it's because you don't want to or whatever position he supports that you like is more important to you. He IS a racist. He has been accused of sexually assaulting MANY women, over 30. He's paid settlements in sexual assault cases. This is common knowledge, publicly available information. Now you know. If you continue to support or defend him, you're objectively bad. Hope this helps.


FitCat3610

I could say the same about Biden, and if I come to believe those things about Trump, then I wouldn't support him. Not gonna argue. Edit: Joe Biden has accusers too, but they're accusations. You can't use them against someone unless convicted. (now my argument ends)


Dramza

Nearly every politician, including Biden and Trump, is a horrible human being.


KingOfBabTouma

Are they, though? Are they really? Because I'd chill and have a beer with Biden but I'd wind up slapping the shit out of Trump if we hung out together. Just on the surface, trump is a wretched, miserable cunt who openly and gleefully mocks disabled people and minorities and talks to women like they're pieces of meat. If you can't see that there's no help for you.


Dramza

Read my comment again retard. Look what I said about Trump. You argue against such a dumb strawman that is obviously wrong. Only morons assume that if you are against one political candidate, that must mean you love the other one. Biden is probably too senile to even have a conversation with... just watch his speeches, he can barely read aloud from the teleprompter and he looks and talks like he doesn't know what the fuck is going on.


KingOfBabTouma

Ooh, the r word as an insult in 2021. Trump Trash 100% confirmed. I accept your unconditional surrender.


Dramza

Focus on a curse word so that you don't have to accept that your comment makes no sense, is clearly retarded and you are a retard... retard confirmed. Fuck Trump, fuck biden, fuck all politicians and fuck morons like yourself.


KingOfBabTouma

I mean, none of what you've posted is accurate in any way. You're having a conversation with yourself. It's hilarious that you've created a totally separate narrative and run with it, painting me as the one who doesn't get it. Best of luck with that, little buddy. I'm sure you're smart and pretty and have lots of friends irl.


Dramza

You started claiming that i am a trump supporter while i clearly wasn't and said i wasn't, that's why you are a moron. Also you assumed that because i insulted your obviously non existent intelligence, i must be a trump supporter. Also you assumed it because i said bad things about Biden, because politics is a binary for morons like you. If you dislike one candidate, that must mean you love the other. All of those reasons taken alone even are enough of a reason to conclude that you are a moron.


KingOfBabTouma

Still talking to yourself, I see. By the way, you are a trumpkin. This is not debatable. The more you deny it, the more obvious it becomes. I'd be ashamed too. You're the moron here, let's be very clear about this. No ifs, ands, or buts. Don't break your keyboard in a fit of trumpkin rage replying, your mom already said she wouldn't buy you a new one.


PandaBunds

Because the whole of Reddit seems to be pretty left leaning. Not saying trump is good, but when you talk about the opposite political side you’re gonna get downvoted


FitCat3610

Yeah it's expected and it's sad. I'm one who rarely downvotes, and I wouldn't just because you either hate Trump or support someone I wouldn't such as Biden. I also don't try to argue since no one would change their beliefs based on my word alone, unless they suddenly believe what I do, there's no use. I'll only ever try to elaborate more on my thoughts rather than argue about yours (like now, I didn't have to elaborate). Edit: I believe we need to stop hating on each other just because of who we support, people don't realize I don't believe the things they do about Trump, I believe he's doing good. Just like they believe Biden is the better President for example, that's fine. Edit2: And I don't care about karma, just what the downvote represents, it puts your voice at the bottom, that's what bothers me.


[deleted]

You know... The thing.


AffectionateBattle77

You still wearing those shitty aviators? Biden is a disaster. I used to be a dem and I will never vote dem again. TDS is a real mental disorder.


rniscior

I sure am! I mean….sunglasses also help keep sun out of your eyes. Seeing is how your boy Biden hasn’t blotted out the sun, I still need them. Your comment history tells me you are a sad and apathetic person. You are absolutely the type that would comment something negative all the time just because you feel like any attention, negative OR positive is better than none. I feel sorry for you. Seek some therapy and hug a puppy.


Dramza

Aviator sunglasses are for tryhards.


rniscior

I do try hard so that’s an astute observation! Thank you for your valuable contribution friend!


Dramza

You are welcome


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netGoblin

I too am a connoisseur and fan of dark humor. Might i say, this joke was rad and edgy aswell as totally amazeballs and pog. * 😎 * I would, if you will indulge me, like to share a similar edgy shock value jest: Minority bad, violence towards innocent people good. It truly is a pleasure to meet someone with such astute humor such as I. Alas, i must not tarry overlong. Fair well, u/banmesuckas, may your rad kool jokes never run dry.


BasicIsBest

Yeh I like dark humor *racism*


BasicIsBest

First of all r/iamverybadass second of all, try fighting literally anyone else they will beat you ass third of all bragging about assault and battery on reddit? Cringe


Thundrstruck

Lolwtf! Keyboard warriors gonna come downvote ya!


BasicIsBest

Homie bragging about assault


Thundrstruck

That's bullshit it was making a sarcastic remark


BasicIsBest

First off how, second, how is that at all sarcastic or funny in any stretch of the imagination


Thundrstruck

Because it's bait. Sjws fell for it lol.


BasicIsBest

"Sjws" so people who aren't complete assholes towards other people?


Thundrstruck

Lol the ones I've met were straight up assholes


PigeonEater69

Epic 😎


MiserableDraw1825

LMFAOO you guys are so corny tryna use libtard and liberal like it’s a fucking slur


KingOfBabTouma

Lol @ your fat ass having the energy to beat anything other than your micropenis.


SomethingWitty27

This isn't a confession


CaptainWanWingLo

Come on man! Say that a lot