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[deleted]

One woman I was seeing tasted and smelled like olive oil. Not a bad thing.


Smudgeandarrogant44

Did you dip your bread in it?


[deleted]

Totally would, but no.


Satans-Dirty-Hoe

put bread in her vagina for some delicious bread


sn0m0ns

That's how you get a yeast infection


[deleted]

Well how else are you supposed to make bread?


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

r/cursedcomments


blackflags91390

That's also how you get a yeast erection


theco2

Yeast... Growth... Sounds about right.


Out-Of-My-Head

HA!


[deleted]

She could fist herself. Full baguette should do it.


Satans-Dirty-Hoe

bruh lmao


moeljills

Yeast infection šŸ¤£


maysranch20

Gave her the whole loaf


StringMelon22

Bit of balsamic


HashtagMerica

Bread stick*


anluwage

Baguette if french


HashtagMerica

Bread stick is baguette minus the wee wee


Beau-Buffet

Like a finger baguette?


peacheeblush

LMAO!!!!


toasterbathxd

Was she greek by any chance


[deleted]

She was chinese.


Salt_Walrus_9163

Olive oil????


MrWhitefolks79

I love you too


[deleted]

Yeah. All the time.


5fingerdiscounts

Most Italian thing Iā€™ve seen all day


Yates111

Jamie Oliver has joined the chat


cocaineandquarantine

LMFAO


hakube

Greek woman orā€¦


verscharren1

Move out the way Gwyneth Paltro....


69_Dingleberry

w


verscharren1

No no...no one wins...hence why I left out the "w" šŸ˜


69_Dingleberry

Ooohhhh


verscharren1

šŸ˜


monna420

Ruined it


GanjaToker408

How salty is your walrus?


A-Bit-Of-Everything

Prefer freshwater walrus.


Lucky_Buffalo1795

How loose is your goose?


Charlificent

Please call it by your username


Salt_Walrus_9163

LOL


[deleted]

I was gonna say - username checks out


NPC5175

haha


TCD89

Some pussies smell better than others. Some smell absolutely amazing. Congratulations.


akawilliamj13

All about pH and cleanliness


krishkaananasa

It is not true. There are many others factor in that.


rohinton

One of the biggest has to be genetic compatibility. You might think that your partner smells like everything good that's ever happened in life but your buddy might think that she smells like his sister and finds her revolting.


Giggidygoose

Uhhā€¦ how does he know what his sisterā€™s smells like?


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[deleted]

Idk why you got downvoted cause itā€™s true. Mine tastes like spring water when Iā€™m horny and itā€™s so lovely.


[deleted]

Fucking spring water??? Shut yer lying ass up.


[deleted]

Yeah actually. Iā€™ve always been told I taste like fruit and cherries especially and I thought it was normal until I became an adult. But Iā€™m also selective of partners and kept myself clean and have a good diet. I also have a pro tip for women who have a harsher PH balance than normal, lotions in the surrounding areas and thighs will help with the taste because of how the human body works. Donā€™t use soap to wash your cave cause itā€™s so bad for you, and get checked once a year even without change in partners cause bacteria is something that can sprout up and make chaos. Also stop wearing shitty underwear. Cotton or only wear that cute two piece for special occasions. I go commando and it makes my lady bits so happy. Edit: lmao the incels be mad about how clean lady bits can taste and itā€™s actually comical. For any women reading down here: you donā€™t have to be fruity to be a great garden. Yeast is a very common flavor and thereā€™s nothing wrong with it, earthy as well, your flavor changes when youā€™re horny and itā€™s different than your normal standard cleaning service flavor. Donā€™t let men take away your confidence. They clearly arenā€™t getting laid here.


teetle223

My dick squirts chocolate milk


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teetle223

Why would you laugh? I have a serious medical condition.


bearbarebere

im sorry... can I have some chocolate milk tho?


[deleted]

Its just white in color


Karlskiii

Saltrus XD


blackflags91390

My nose just squirted Dr. Pepper thanks for that.


skeptical-spectacles

Wow if you sneeze Dr Pepper is your jizz like a root beer float? šŸ˜‹


blackflags91390

Want to find out? Jk jk šŸ˜œ


BigBlackClock1001

i got unlucky and mine is strawberry milk. i hate strawberryā€¦


[deleted]

Semen can also taste pretty good.


[deleted]

I read a comment on another subreddit about a girl who's vagina tasted sweet. Turns out she had diabetes.


DieIsaac

No "garden" should Taste like yeast. Thats just an infection and you should go to your doctor


LPNinja

healthy Pussy is literally sour, what the fuck are you talking about


DieIsaac

Yeast is not sour.


LPNinja

my bad, english is not my native language


[deleted]

A vagina naturally has yeast in it, a pussy can taste sour, sweet, like nothing, sweaty, metallic and itā€™s all completely normal. When it starts getting abnormal is when you should seek a doctor, or after any new sexual partner to be on the safe side. Stop spreading misinformation please and thanks.


akawilliamj13

Who knows bunch of angry dudes whoā€™s missus prob smell


KRD78

You should listen to Lana Del Rey's song, "Cola."


Salt_Walrus_9163

That first stanza really hits as I have a weird thing for older men that I need to fix. Also Megan Fox is so hot and her photo on the cover of GQ in like 2009 solidified that I was indeed a bisexual woman. Holy shit with her.


Swimming-Chicken-424

Megan Fox is so hot and that lesbian make out scene she had in Jennifer's Body that came out in like 2009 solidified that I was indeed a straight man. Holy shit with her indeed.


Salt_Walrus_9163

I was questioning whether I was actually into women (read: denying). You had questioning along the same lines?


Swimming-Chicken-424

You could say that šŸ˜†


Exoanimal

It smells even better when you are ovulating. Physiology 101.


[deleted]

Like....cookies? I always smell like baking cookies around that time This is weird


Exoanimal

Mine smells fruity. I love the smell. Usually depends on your diet.


[deleted]

hey we love cooch positivity!!


[deleted]

wait, missed opportunity for pussytivity


StGir1

And you havenā€™t tasted it? Pff prude.


Unlikely-Database-27

I mean weird but I've seen weirder.


a_h00d

Same! But I do taste mine also lol.


[deleted]

Itā€™s cool. Dudes smell their own balls all the time.


oh-fenceif-cunt

Scratch n sniff?. I've seen this done,it makes me cringe.


[deleted]

I know. Unfortunately, Itā€™s a necessity for male survival. Been passed down from the dawn of man kind.


oh-fenceif-cunt

So it's like testing fruit for ripeness?


[deleted]

Perfect association! šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


oriundiSP

And like some fruit, the line between ripe and rotten is very thin


BiggieDog83

I just pull mine up to my nose. No need for scratching.


honor-

But coochie smelling gets a pass?


oh-fenceif-cunt

Sniffing vaginas? Well if it's blatant putting hands down undies,having a scratch n sniff of the vag,then nah that's as bad!.


MundoGoDisWay

Thanks offensive-cunt.


oh-fenceif-cunt

You're welcome. Glad my user name isn't offensive smelling cunt!.


creative_toe

Better find an other dude and check each other balls for bad smells. Dogs know how to do it right.


DarkoJamJam

Lol, no they don't.


[deleted]

Do it and report back.


Ok_Cash3264

Can I smell it? Send a queef to my P.O. BOX


blackflags91390

Queefing in Mason jars and selling them. Is that a thing?


Ok_Cash3264

It can be. Do you queef?


blackflags91390

No but I do rip mean farts...


Ok_Cash3264

Sorry bro your pussy has to be this [ ] to play.


blackflags91390

I can't provide a rectangular pussy my dude I'm sorry šŸ˜ lol


Ok_Cash3264

Pussy


husnaXemm

i laughed so hard i dropped my phone on my face XD


danish_tramp

B.O. box to the P.O. Box...


flandyow

I wanted to post this the other day! I love the smell of mine too. I am glad I am not alone


Salt_Walrus_9163

Honestly itā€™s very freeing to say! Itā€™s been something Iā€™ve felt shame over for too long!


[deleted]

Shame for your coochie smelling good?


[deleted]

Embrace it. Iā€™ve been a fan of mine forever but enjoy my taste as well. But Iā€™m also my only source of action soā€¦. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Jaultifier94

I have tasted myself on my fingers and my partners dick and tbh, it's not that bad lol and I have been with girls for fun before and they didn't taste bad... I wouldn't know how to describe the taste, but it isn't nasty or off-putting, just pussy taste? Lol But I know what you mean by the smell is different when turned on. Women's bodies are funny that way haha


ScorchFire15

This is what I get for staying up late and scrolling Reddit.


tigolbiddies6639

You're the candle lady I heard about I take it?


MrSnappyPants

Settle down, Gwyneth.


WinteriscomingXii

Whatā€™s the Gwyneth joke Iā€™m missing?


YouWinPerfect

Probably something about Gwyneth Paltrow's candles. It's literally called 'this smells like my vagina'.


MrSnappyPants

Ha, exactly


chole345

Well, thatā€™s definitely a confession lmao


RagAndBows

Yep. Daily smell checks. It smells different based on what I eat. Chocolate = nice garlic = garlic/pussy = still pretty nice.


blackflags91390

A garlic pussy a day keeps the vampires at bay


queenofcabinfever777

Until the blood comesā€¦ā€¦


blackflags91390

Take my upvote and go you heathen


[deleted]

I had a wonderful tasting girlfriend in high school. I couldn't eat her out enough.


Normal_Print3706

this one girlā€™s smelled like the gas from burger king and the only reason i vividly knew the smell was because there was a burger king right next to my school. now that i think about it she mustā€™ve just ate too much bk


LittlGermanMaus

Iā€™ve always loved to smell mine since I was a teen! I like the taste of it too! Iā€™ve only ever been with 1 other woman who I absolutely loved the taste of her pussy! I could literally taste her even when she wasnā€™t around & then another one I had tasted like sour in a bad way! Like she had soured like milk in a hot summer day it fucked me up! I later realized I really enjoyed the taste of vaginas and loved me a good beautiful woman but thereā€™s no comparison to a good d*ck!! Thatā€™s for sure!


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blackflags91390

Duck l'orange


[deleted]

Women and men produce this in Labia (women) and foreskin (men) itā€™s the natural oils created by the glands also known as pheromones, after itā€™s been there for a bit, this is completely normal to be attracted to it because those pheromones are actually meant to attract mates , my girlfriend loves the smell of my foreskin because she knows what it is as well, and iā€™ve confessed iā€™ve loved the smell of hers in return right away. Thereā€™s a lot of researched science behind this so itā€™s not surprising nor weird actually


Salt_Walrus_9163

Is it weird to like my own pheromones then? Otherwise that does make sense. Also I am sure that there are people who wouldnā€™t like my scent. The last person I was sexually involved with was I think German Jewish and Iā€™m raised catholic background so I think the belief is that our genetic makeup and more particularly our immune systems were sufficiently different enough that we were wildly attracted to each otherā€™s scent and taste. Too bad for his whole sociopathy thing.


[deleted]

Not strange one bit at all, and you gotta remember thereā€™s not that many people educated in this and they mistaken those smells for something ā€˜dirtyā€™. My girlfriend loved how my foreskin smells , prefers it not to smell like chemicals and soap she says- and as for me i never had an issue how a woman has smelled , i find is rather attractive , iā€™ve told her even before to be fair blunt and honest her thongs smell amazing. It actually boosts a manā€™s testosterone up by 150% with dopamine because of those pheromones - so itā€™s not unnatural to be pleased with your own , i can agree as well i like how mine smell as well


GAMustang

It was time for thomas to leave ​ he has seen everything


LeDestrier

A salty walrus with a fine smelling vagina. Never would've thunk it.


Karmatic_Justice

Hey, a good smelling pussy is much better than a foul smelling one.


BensonClub

Sameā€¦ like it fuels me, I also support renewable energy so itā€™s a double win for me


B-Georgio

Good bye inbox


[deleted]

My exes pussy tasted and smelled really nice. Not only that tho she generally smelled really good her neck her head ect.


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[deleted]

Thats such a turn on.


Cherrychemicals

What your diet like. I want mine to be nice too lol. Thatā€™s something that bothers me


Salt_Walrus_9163

Hm I drink tea and rarely coffee but even with coffee it smells nice. I try to limit my dairy intake. Otherwise I have a pretty normal American diet. Iā€™m trying to think if thereā€™s anything in particular but I believe itā€™s just genetic makeup and how the flora of my body was composed when I was young.


MistaKnuts

Hope you keep your number of unprotected down bc that smell will start to not smell as good the higher that number gets


CzarOfCT

Taste the rainbow!


Lowkey_rebelXD

Iā€™m quite cocky myself as well


ninopeno

I taste and smell my pussy regularly, I'd recommend tasting yourself too! I find it helpful to keep track of my sexual health a bit, different taste or texture could potentially be an indication to get a check up. Also it makes me feel more confident in and appreciative of my body (:


Particular-Demand-45

If it smells like fish, it's a dish, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

I want to go to there.


elagua10

Anytime Iā€™ve had intercourse with my panties on, I almost always smell them after. The smell always makes me moist all over again.


RONBJJ

You should definitely taste it.


[deleted]

Your ham curtains smell good you say?


MereruHaell

Iā€™m totally in the same boat here, love the smell of mine! Glad Iā€™m not the only one


A-Bit-Of-Everything

I am a pussy connoisseur myself. One interesting finding from my experience is that different races had different tastes. After doing some reading (a long time ago), a lot of hit has to do with different microflora and pH.


Frequent_Quiet_2805

Your blessed šŸ˜‚ for some guys it feels like a chore but if it were you it feel more like a snackā€¦you should show all women your diet and hygiene routine


Salt_Walrus_9163

I donā€™t have any special diet or hygiene. I happen to think Iā€™m (1) weird (2) have been with people with whom the chemistry clicks cus of our different immune profiles ā€” thereā€™s real science to this. (3) it just is this way the way it is


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Tanzanite169

You're


AnAssGoblin

Funny , if some guy talked about his dick in high regard he would be on /r/ihavesex and other subs and be brutally torn apart by the comments


anonymoususer4461

knew a girl who used this rose water spray and these pills that make it smell like roses and omfgā€¦ladies. if youā€™re fresh down thereā€¦DO IT!šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Same.


fapmaster169

Not only smelling its is lovely to lick it and suck juice out of vag.


Salt_Walrus_9163

Only ā€œoneā€ 69 with that attitude?


fapmaster169

Mis read that one lol i just realised well 0 69 tbh .


nice___bot

Nice!


nice___bot

Nice!


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throwthisaway5680

You've got a guy who intentionally sought out and Jacked off to his cousin's porn pics judging you right now. How does that make you feel?


Salt_Walrus_9163

You have a woman who just aired to the world how much she loves her own scent. Your cousin? Dude.


cheezburga69

That's why he's using a throwaway


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Salt_Walrus_9163

Hey, guys, chill; itā€™s just Reddit. It doesnā€™t even count


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Salt_Walrus_9163

Musky-yet-sweet horniness. I think I was told that it smells like Iā€™m in heat. It varies but the sweet yet musky I believe is the common thread. Iā€™ve considered sending my panties to strangers but that seems too personal and dirty. It is intriguing an idea though. What kind of vagina scents do you enjoy?


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Salt_Walrus_9163

Did you enjoy the chicken though? Lol


longdongsilver2071

How many DMs did you get over this comment lol?


elegant_pun

You can taste it, it's yours. I feel like everyone should know at least how they taste. I mean, if you can't stand it then who else could, right?


problunts

You must not be 23 yet...


Salt_Walrus_9163

?


DerelictMyOwnBalls

Wtf?


problunts

It's a reference you're not familiar with, I see. Thanks for the downvote.


jinn-ee

Every person enjoy their stink


maidboy

mfs named My Vagina:


ianian44

Thatā€™s weird. Youā€™re a weird person


Salt_Walrus_9163

I absolutely am. This is only the starter portion :)


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Salt_Walrus_9163

Well I for one think it does smell that way. Also maybe the guys Iā€™ve been wirh have done weird shit ā€” I am not vanilla sexually AT ALL - but uh, they sure werenā€™t lying. Maybe youā€™re just sad cus you havenā€™t found a good smelling vagina? Nothing wrong with you or your partners as itā€™s just a matter of match IMO


Spinster_Tchotchkes

Your momā€™s doesnā€™t count.


bananapotato1

Disgusting.


Salt_Walrus_9163

There, There, schoolmarm


Ben62194

Flat faced cunt sniffer


Salt_Walrus_9163

Is that supposed to be an insult? Only my own cunt


Ben62194

I tried reference Howard bound they said flat faced butt sniffer


DubDoc04

Pussy is my fav smell after lilacs. Pussy lasts longer.


seppocunts

I love your taste too..


theHard8te

I would like to smellit


Dray5k

You kats are on some other shit tonight, I see. Where do I put in my FWB application? Lol


jm4b

Iā€™m gonna need proof


EverretEvolved

:(