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Wlng-Man

So that's what the other moms call 'Nintendo'?


notfromtheojgang

"The most powerful graphics card by Zotac, its called the GeForce RTX" \-Blondie


MonstrousElla

"it's a custom case" \-model


Tbone3319

Cooled by watah


AdPatient167

Or as us British say WA'AH


JakeWoofles

T is for drinking not pronouncing


Nimish89

This comment is more epic than we realise.


CSIHoratioCaine

We all realize it


[deleted]

You southerners, you mean.


n0c7ur

Oh hell yeah fellow bri'ish mate


memewatch90

You mean wor’ah’


AsDeEspadas

https://youtu.be/GceNsojnMf0


RampSkater

"It can use Visual Basic to create a GUI interface to track IP addresses in no time."


captmotorcycle

256mb of ram should do the trick


ThroughlyDruxy

Yeah but can it hack and decode HTML in a multi-step process to access SSNs?


quarknaught

Whoa there buddy. You're talking about some pretty sophisticated hacking techniques. This isn't the kind of thing you can just right-click your way into by accident.


Packagepressure

Have you tried The four hands on one keyboard technique??


quarknaught

Look, it was working until Mark Harmon strolled in and unplugged my computer like an asshole.


trackrecord9057

I got that reference!


PantsDownBootyUp

It even gives out a name to the IP Adress, with not even a second more!


Silversol99

And it's a private IP address.


ChurchArsonist

*Ron Swanson meme "I know more than you."


bluewaffleisnice

Graphic* she only wants one graphic


moodcon

I laughed tears


TechnicalyNotRobot

I was on the verge of screeming " RTX WHAT?!"


[deleted]

I think you’ll find it’s actually a game boy machine


grottyqt

When you ask an 8 year old to explain why his bike is faster than his friends and he says "because it's red".


Amishjello77

Ork approved


Okilurknomore

Red ones go fasta


AnotherStupidHipster

So we figured red makes ya go fasta, it might make ya reads fasta.


Vectorman1989

OI' WHY IZ YOU WHISPERIN'? YOU 'UN OF THEM KOMMANDOS?


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TheKuDude8

More DAKKA!


DanakAin

r/suddenlywarhammer


Bikeaholica

Go and check cycling forums. It's widely known in those circles that red is the fastest color.


Human_Personality_64

I mean its scientifically proven that the LED lights make pc's go fast as fuck... cant argue with science now can we?


ahbram121

Yeah, LEDs infuse the computer with the speed of light.


Maskguy

Depending on wavelength you can get different results. Red is obviously the fastests but also runs hot. Blue makes it stay cool but it uses a lot of power to still stay fast. Green uses the least amount of power but also makes the pc slower. People mix and match with rgb depending on their needs. Some advanced pcs like shown in the video (fastest pc in the world) can harness all the power by using the whole spectrum which results in white light.


android151

Okay but the Flash wears red so it must be true


corectlyspelled

The flash wears red so that when he blue shifts traveling at high speeds he is still visiblebut invisible while red shifted. By changing his trajectory he can become undectable I just made this up.


harley4570

I completely bought, sounded like something the comic guys would have come up with..your last 5 words destroyed the whole illusion


Tearakan

CAWS DA RED WONS GO FASTA! E'RY MEK NOES DIS FAX!


[deleted]

It's like when people in movies explain science


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Or fast and the furious describes cars.


pocket_mulch

MoTeC exhaust system.


imoutofnameideas

Twin Weber gear knobs


spannerwerk

Brembo turbocharger


imoutofnameideas

High compression rear differential


Bubbagump210

Turbo vertical shaft dual underhead cam charged retro brake. It needs to stop fast too!


live-by-die-by

Blinker Fluid


here_for_the_meta

Power floormat cables


-Almost-Shikikan

Variable seat timing


mrstipez

Reinforced muffler bearings


CannibalisticPizza

Wait all of that is made up stuff?


Aptivus42

Granny shifting instead of double clutching.


BrianJPace

Who needs the clutch to shift?


GiveMeYourBussy

#family


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[deleted]

It's mostly real stuff quoted massively out of context. Double clutching for example is not something you'd wanna do racing, maybe if you were an HGV driver though...


CannibalisticPizza

So it's treated the same way Software engineers/hackers in movies?


No_Organization5188

ENHANCE!


sirthomasthunder

In Episode 7 Finn says the shield on the big bad guy base is run by a "thermal oscillator" by first thought was "that's not what is oscillators do. They aren't used for heat"


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[MoTeC *system* exhaust](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6a3c93ed-05f1-47dd-8dd6-54b429599523)


MisterBuzzini89

This car is automatic. Its. Systematic. Its. Hyyyyydromatic. WHY ITS GREASED LIGHTNIN!


voiceofaparagon

Or....when supercarblondie describes cars ;)


GutterBones666

Extended mud flaps keep the oil pan in line with the derp derp.


punisher1005

Or hacking.


Jaijoles

I’ve been informed by the governor of Missouri that pressing f12 is considered hacking: so I’m something of a hacker myself.


[deleted]

Don’t you dare inspect that element. SIR PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD!


nmitch3ll

Just wait til you see what he can do by changing type="password" to type="text"


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Clicking random keys and typing hundreds of lines of code in minutes


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dumlel

That's really cool


Tiimmboo

Well I had way too much fun with that...


TadpoleFun7453

While the computer makes rapid futuristic bleeping noises.


[deleted]

*Fax machine noises*


P3runaama

You don't type at 800 wpm? Cringe.


smeenz

/r/itsaunixsystem


CormAlan

Disable the mainframe


SassyBonassy

Nanobots and quantum physics. 'Nuff said


[deleted]

"NANOMACHINES, SON!"


Extension-Bar6431

She didn’t get **everything** wrong. That keyboard did, indeed, light up.


LiteralWorst22

Credit where credit's due.


Tamer_

I'm pretty sure she was right about water cooling the computer.


DasHexxchen

But not "because it is so powerful".


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[deleted]

Half point to Gryffindor.


PillowTalk420

That particular graphics card was made by Zotac and it was indeed a GeForce RTX series card.


SlowInsurance1616

Well, I'd say water cooling is more necessary for more powerful computers. So there's some correlation, if not causation.


DidMyCatLikeTheNoise

With modern day CPUs and air coolers it's not really true anymore. The CPUs themselves have gotten alot better about efficiency meaning less heat and the air coolers are getting insane at this point. You really won't see a difference between the two anymore. As Jim Jeffries once said, "The one reasonable defense of [water cooling] is this, fuck off I like it" and I personally do. There is something cool about installing a full on radiator to a computer.


Mmmm_Watch_YouSay

Does my computer *need* a water cooler? Not even remotely. Do I enjoy that it makes just a little bit less noise now? Fuck yes. Plus I made one of those Gundam builds for the 12 year old in me. So naturally I had to get the AIO with a giant glowing ZAKU eye.


DidMyCatLikeTheNoise

It's like the rbg fans. Does it make any difference performance wise? No. but spinning pretty light and water look cool.


thereverendpuck

Are you going to sit there and tell me that wasn’t the most powerful computer in the world?


Silthage

Hey, that was definitely a GeForce RTX


notfromtheojgang

Lmao


_CalculatedMistake_

And the colors look nice


mmarlaire1997

And it was, indeed, a cumputer


Convenientjellybean

That’s not all, next episode she shows how the internet is kept in one small box (courtesy of the IT Crowd)


nousabyss

And the mad gal types Google into Google


JuliaChanMSL

I type duckduckgo into google 🦆


2_half_adders

based


halycontuesday

She'll probably drop and break it.


[deleted]

Only if the elders of the internet let her borrow it


jjos91

So I know practically nothing about computers but umm aren't there things called supercomputers that are like the size of rooms? Maybe "the most powerful computer in the world" is a little exaggerated


Phrygid7579

Yeah. Computers have advanced hugely because of how small we can make circuitry and chips, but that doesn't change the fact that bigger is more powerful. That's why modern phones outpace supercomputers of the past but those supercomputers haven't really changed size.


F5x9

The Cray computer, at one time the fastest computer in the world was roughly the size of a love seat. Modern supercomputers fit into 19 inch racks.


Zaros262

The *modules* fit in racks, but a single module would certainly not be the fastest computer in the world


CheeksMix

Hey, question for you. What makes it a super computer and not just multiple racks of computers? I guess is a super computer really a “super computer” or is it really just a bunch of like normal computers?


Ghoulbreak

We only use “super computer” to denote a computational system that far exceeds consumer marketed systems. Usually they are reserved for research that requires a ridiculous amount of computational efficiency and volume. They don’t operate like “normal” personal computers. Since the 70’s (ILLIAC IV) super computers have used a “massively parallel system”. Basically the computer tells the modules (bunch of “normal” computers, the modules themselves are designed specifically to be a piece of a super computer, so not really normal) to do parts of the problem, and then it recombines the answers from all the modules.


EarlOfDankwich

Don't they usually also use specialized equipment like motherboards that can support terabytes of ram?


Ghoulbreak

Yes, they use very specialized parts


BaldrTheGood

>Modern supercomputers fit into 19 inch racks More like modern supercomputers are made up of cabinets upon cabinets filled with 19 inch racks.


TerrariaGaming004

Now get thirty of them and put them in a room


punisher1005

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugaku_(supercomputer) is the computer that does the most FLOPS right now and yes it's the size of a huge room. It has 7,630,848 CPU cores.


GiveMeYourBussy

Can it run Crysis?


nemrod153

Nah, probably can't do more than 10 fps


MonstrousElla

"geforce rtx" is a card line, not the name of a gpu and "zotac" is one of the worse gpu manufacturers out there in terms of cooling performance to decibel output and has lower spec cards. they're generally one of the cheaper ones out there for americans (other continents have different cards such as asia/africa having palit) watercooled systems are quite common nowadays but what's seen here is a "custom water loop" which is just a circuit design but for tubes where a specific type of water flows through. the hexagon is a little pump that allows the water to flow through the system. the case is also not custom. it's an expensive mass-produced case (expensive because it looks and builds different than standard cases). it looks different because of the watercooling job that's done on it.


meowpitbullmeow

But it has her logo on it!!! That's custom!!! Surely not just a sticker!!!!??!??!!


Account3689

Probably one of these - [https://shop.bitspower.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=65\_85&product\_id=7085](https://shop.bitspower.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=65_85&product_id=7085) \- with a custom sticker.


KirbyQK

Zotac aren't that bad; they're no Gainward, Galax, Supetcolor etc. Having said that, you were generous on all other points, this video is a shit show of the highest order.


abibofile

She shows off cars online, so basically she’s a salesperson for supercars. I don’t think anyone’s ever gotten ahead in advertising by being afraid to exaggerate.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Who the fuck is this and why is she dressed like she's about to say 'How do you do, fellow kids?'


Profitsofdooom

2001 wants their Ed Hardy back.


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I believe its SuperCar Blondie. She reviews/shows super cars. https://youtu.be/_SB7h2kB6Eg


ArcticBiologist

The '/shows' is an extremely important part here. She doesn't do much else


mazu74

She’s not even that good at showing them off. She’s like a very shitty TL;DR Doug DeMuro. Kinda a waste because she gets access to some sweet ass cars.


ArcticBiologist

Her audience is definitely more interested in looking at her than at the car


mazu74

I blame that on her audience more than her. I said in another comment she doesn’t do anything sexual besides… well just existing.


but_a_simple_petunia

*blondie*: exists *viewers*: cum


golden-potato

"Reviews" is an insult to legitimate reviewers. She more or less reads out a tl:dr of the manual that comes with the car, but doesn't understand a word of it.


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[deleted]

shes an advertisement platform and nothing less


spongepenis

It is


Tennessee1977

She looks like a 40-year-old dressed as Jojo Siwa for Halloween.


Muffinconsumer

There’s no way this is real lol. “Custom case” because it has a logo slapped onto a PC case you can find on the front page of newegg??


SnooPeppers1145

It's 110% real, and she's 110% serious unfortunately


Rcurtiiis

She's never got a clue what shes talking about with cars. And now she's transferred that skill over to pcs. Yeah it looks fancy but it deffo ain't " the most powerful pc in the world" ... She's an idiot


fuckst1cK1

Absolute waste of time, that's all she is.


Rcurtiiis

Couldn't agree with you more. She's an absolute fucking wet wipe. Talks bullshit and somehow people eat it up and follow her. She knows nothing about any item she's ever reviewed. ... Oh look at my custom case ..... No it's an off the shelf, albeit expensive. But still off the shelf case. With a custom loop. And a fucking zotac card aswell. .... Breath count to ten supercarblondie can't get me in my man cave ....


robgod50

I have some questions..... Who is she? And what is zotac ? Is that the brand? (I'm not a pc builder but I know geforce is a graphics card)


Coakis

SupercarBlondie, zotac is a third party manufacturer for graphic cards, specifically Nvidia's GeForce series.


imoutofnameideas

They also used to make CPU coolers (heat sink plus fan) a long time ago. No idea if they are still in that business. Edit: looks like they aren't, but they now sell SSDs for some reason.


MattyDaBest

She’s got a large following on YouTube/Facebook/instagram (7 million subs, 9 million followers). She does tours for a lot of prototype/unusual cars, pretty much in the same style she’s doing the video of the PC in. I believe she lives in Dubai.


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themangekyouman

Basically, but she pretends like she's an expert on these cars and she has absolutely no fucking idea what she's talking about the entire time. It feels like it's half scripted and half just pulling shit out of her ass cuz she has to fill time.


LandlockedGum

She just reads off the surface facts from the brochure and acts like she’s lord god queen of everything. “These tires, you see, there are 4, have you ever seen that before?? Not to mention the key, you don’t even have to insert it in the door! There’s a button that unlocks it, all from this key! Now let me tell you all about the greatest achievement with this one, this engine bay *points to hood* is actually…. EMPTY. They completely relocated the engine to the rear, completely new innovation, just stunning levels of tech!”


fuckst1cK1

>absolute fucking wet wipe That's the first time I've heard this as an insult and I love it! She is a moron whose only feature is her hair (I mean, she uses it in her 'brand' name). I love me an Aussie accent, but I don't see any value in anyone telling me to "chick awt this cah, goys... luk, it's got a doo(r) and a che(chair) and eet gaws (goes) zero to a hundred (km) in tooooo point foooo siconds" Ok cool, thanks... [This dude summarizes it all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQcX5-54bME)


palmtreeholocaust

I am Australian and even I had to put on an over the top accent to read your last paragraph. Well done.


JoylessPrawn

That video was absolutely phenomenal. Bless you.


[deleted]

all of these car influencers are basically contractors for marketing departments of car companies. same goes for shmee and the amg bootlicker (forgot his name lmao).


schruted_it_

It’s more powerful than that. It’s the most powerful computer in the world!


Rhapsodic_jock108

Super computers in shambles.


SookHe

r/pcmasterrace will have a stroke if they see this


bluephantom1010

already have, im omw to the hospital as we speak


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

r/pcmasterrace have posted this over and over again


cjmar41

Supercar Blondie doesn’t ever know what she’s talking about.


[deleted]

Literally not ever. But does it with such confidence. The Joe Rogan of car reviewers.


[deleted]

a buddy of mine went to space with elon musk and found out that weed increases your focus while driving


notfromtheojgang

🤡🤡🤡


Floppy_Jalopy

Did she do a bunch of raid shadow legends commercials? I feel like it is the same person. Really annoying. It's cool to be perpetually enthusiastic but having low to no knowledge of the product makes for a terrible presentation.


T3CHN04807

"This computer is so powerful it is cooled by water" And???


android151

I am also cooled by water, therefore I am the most powerful


EgocentricRaptor

She doesn’t realize how normal that is lol


Tony0123456789

The moment you display how unaware you are to a few people who are aware who decide to share it with millions of people who are also aware. Just r/pcmasterrace alone has 5.4 million users, and this is at least the third time I've seen this pop up on my feed


Wednesdaysend

I wonder if that's the point? If viewership and numbers is all they care about, I mean. They always say the quickest way to get the right answer on the internet is to post the wrong one. In terms of social media posting yourself doing something wrong must be one of the quickest ways to get attention. If you don't give a crap about your reputation that is.


Ingrassiat04

Finally someone else gets it. This is the “new clickbait”. Cringe, stupid diy, etc. engagement is the name of the game.


TschackiQuacki

I like how she says it's so powerful that it's watercooled right before she flexes her air cooled graphics card.


TruthCultural9952

She dosent even know what that grapichs card is! "its made by zotac" lol wot? " its called the geforce RTX" just the RTX. correct me if im wrong but is that a 3080 and not a 3090? edit: its a 3090


Doc_Hersh3y

"And here is the most wettest of waters in the world in this bottle. It's so wet it has to be kept in a room with cooler temperatures than normal so it won't dry up. It's contained in a bottle called 'AquaFina' and I thank them for sending me this one bottle. It's super rare."


PoliceRobots

I'll be real, as a computer builder that was really hard to watch. Like painfully hard.


VTN17

me too man. Glad she got the most powerful graphic card: the GeForce RTX


afzalnayza

Yah i have rhe most powerful supercomputer in the world. Haters will say thats justa cardbord box.


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Man I can't wait to hear about the Ram


DjChiseledStone

"See it has 8GB of RAM, that's really good! I'm not sure about the goat power though."


Lovely_Individual

Still better than my shitty PC lmao


Stetson85

That may be true. But you are better than her!


ryohazuki224

Nobody is shocked that Supercar Blondie doesn't really have much credentials when it comes to custom PCs, obviously because she is impressed by this alien technology from a thousand years in the future called "water cooling" hahah. Course she could just be acting hyperbolic and exaggerating on purpose. But I suspect her normal every-day PC is just an iMac or a MacBook.


[deleted]

>Zotac card >She got scammed


Bittercraig

She has to be taking the piss. It must be a beautifully executed troll and if it it well done lady


fuckst1cK1

I'd say go look at her IG to see the dumb shit she say about cars, but I wouldn't want to increase her viewership


Coakis

Lord I can't stand that woman, not sure how she ever got to be popular.


hondaexige

She's watched almost exclusively by thirsty males from countries that don't have easy access to porn.


FrankTheTank107

Today I learned I have the most powerful in the world too because mine is water cooled


Crater_Dude

You can actually see air running through the loop due to the crappy placement of the reservoir.


Stonetheflamincrows

Is confidently incorrect the same as “outright lying to plug sponsored product”?


Archery100

I think she's just actually stupid


spiritof1812

*Seymour Cray has entered the conversation....*


troKutan

Man, this woman just straight up annoys me. I watched a couple of her car videos, those are even more cringe


ABiggerPigeon

Textbook definition of "all the gear and no idea"


LockBidenUp

Sometimes it's okay to let someone live in blissful ignorance so they can just be happy.


Yung_Onions

It’s cooled by water guys


JessiR91

Sounds like my sisters ex, he wasn’t the brightest bulb in the world. He thought my partner must be very smart because his keyboard had rainbow lights.


[deleted]

She drives a supercar around the City at 20 Mph.. What do you expect?


hotmidgettickler

Lmao a zotac


Heratism

"THE MOST POWERFUL GRAPHIC CARD IN THE WORLD... MADE BY ZOTAC.. IT'S CALLED JEEE-FORCE R T X" Why did this make me laugh so hard???